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~general-

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name: Hermione Marie Granger

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age: 16

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sex: female

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preffered sex: male

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any pets: one cat, Crookshanks

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any hobbies: besides babysitting Ron and Harry?

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any crushes: uh... define crush?

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any enemies: Malfoy. and, well, Malfoy. maybe Milicent Bulstrode too...

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favorite subject: do i have to pick just one?

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least favorite (not potions): well, i used to take Divinination. honestly Harry and Ron, if you don't like the class so much why are you still taking it?

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favorite color: gold and browns.

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~sex-

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who's your crush? ...

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who do you want to see together? i don't nose into other's lives.

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who do you NOT want to see together? *laughs* Ron and Harry?

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who's your daddy? deffinately not you...

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are you gay? no!

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are you sure? yes!

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would you sleep with the person next to you? that would be Harry- but Neville's on my right. i plead the fifth!

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~misc-

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why do psychics have to ask you for your name and credit card number? because they're phonies, duh!

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if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? i never watched cartoons much.

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who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? *sighs* moving on...

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what happens if you get scared half to death twice? bald eagles will fly outta your butt.

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if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ... because she's a toy. who made this up?

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do you like cheese? yesss...

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how do you feel about house elves? the poor things, they should be let loose and taught to live among us as equals! i can't believe how the wizarding world treats those poor, defensless- *hears giggles and looks up to see Ron and Harry grinning idiotically* ... i hate boys.

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how do you feel about Dark Lords? stupid question, whoever you are.

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how do you feel about surveys? this was is shapping up to be- utterly annoying and time waisting! we should be taking notes, not doing this sort of crap!

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do i seem fat to you? considering you're a peice of paper, i'd say you're pretty thin.

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how's my hair? you don't have hair.

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those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

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*Hermione sighs irritably and passes the parchment to a confused Neville.*

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*A/N: um... do you guys have any ideas for Neville? *bows* i'd be really thankfull and all! ;)