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"Ooh, and NOW you blame me for not bringing the chips?!" Chris complained as he slapped the back of Christian's neck. "You only told me to bring the basket, the mat and the cheese. You never told me of any chips!" he continued. With the tone of his voice, he was obviously offended.
"Can you guys please chill? We're here to have fun, remember?" Stephanie asked the two guys. They both calmed down and started to converse about something much more peacefully now. Some WWE superstars have planned to have a huge picnic party somewhere a day after the new season of Smackdown!. Obvously, it was Stephanie's treat. The wrestlers who joined filled in a bus, and guess who was the driver... the Big Red Machine himself known as Kane. He wanted to apologize to the wrestlers he hurt for the past few months through this even though the things he did was only part of his script.
At the bus, the superstars were having a marvelous time! Eventually a superstar would fall asleep and they would take a picture of them. Some even wrote stuff on their faces carefully as not to wake them up!
"Ya'all listen up and tell me watcha think, I'ma practicin' my lines with Bischoff for the new season of Raw," Austin announced, taking out the piles of paper from his bag just as Bischoff was doing. They faced each other off and held their scripts in front of their faces. The other wrestlers looked at them; some where beginning to snicker. Bischoff started off.
"I'm here to announce THE new Champion for this season no other than... Triple H!" Bischoff said. He mumbled the action phrases softly and waved his hand in the air. "Triple H's music plays, enters the ring, yatta yatta yatta... and Stone Cold entrance music plays!" he said.
"Now you listen here you pile of trash," Austin yelled. The superstars were cheering and some were laughing. "Who are YOU to announce the new champion without my damn approval? You ain't called CO-General Manager for nothin'," he continued. He lowered his script and took a look at Bischoff. By the time Bischoff looked back at Austin, he gave him a bad sign.
"Hey, what was that for?" Bischoff asked. The wrestlers were laughing their throats off.
"Well it says so in the script, see it for yourself." Austin explained. He pointed to the part of the script where it says 'bad sign to Bischoff.'
"Honestly Austin, you hurt my feelings there. I need some time to myself for a few moments, thank you very much." Bischoff said as he went further back into the bus. He could hear the wrestlers laughing.
"Suit yerself, I'ma practicing my lines still. Now if you think Bischoff's decision sucks, gimme a hell yeah!" Austin yelled. The wrestlers followed, and laughter echoed throughout the bus. The superstars did loads of things on the bus; eating, chatting, cuddling, sleeping, and even practicing their wrestling maneuvers.
Chris Jericho had nothing else to do but lamely talk to Christian, so he came up with an idea. "Sherades anyone?" he asked at the back. Everyone answered back to him positively. "Aight, who'll be playing first?"
"How 'bout lessay... you?" Matt Hardy recommended. "And let's keep it wrestling-related! This is gonna be great! I love Sherades!!"
Chris Jericho nodded and started to act. He raised his pointing finger up. "First word," Undertaker said. Jericho turned around and spanked his ass. "Ass!" Brock Lesnar yelled. Jericho clapped and raised two fingers. "Second word," Stone Cold said. Jericho prepared for his next gesture. He faced them and made a goofy face. "Ugly?" Christian asked. "Funny!" Trish answered. "I got it! Assclown!!" Stephanie yelled. Jericho clapped to Stephanie's correct answer.
Now it was Stephanie's turn. She went to the front and raised her two fingers. "Yeah, second word," Bischoff said. She wrapped her arms around herself and shivered. "Cold," Gail said. Stephanie clapped in amusement. She raised her two fingers and pointed the two. "The two words," Bischoff said. Stephanie then made a bad sign. Austin laughed. "Hahaha! It's me!" he yelled. Stephanie clapped; Austin got the correct answer.
"Alright guys, we're here," Kane announced as he slowly stopped the bus and opened the door. "Careful with those steps, they're kinda slippery." he warned.
Mick Foley confidently walked towards the door. "Ain't no slippery steps gonna hurt me!" he said. On his last step, he tripped and landed on the grass. The divas giggled and helped Mick Foley up. "Don't worry girls, this happens to me all the time... And I MEAN all the time."
The wrestlers carefully went down, and hopefully no one got hurt... except for Foley that is. ^0^
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Stay tuned for the next chapter, wherein the superstars are going to set up the picnic! ~angel.angle~
"Ooh, and NOW you blame me for not bringing the chips?!" Chris complained as he slapped the back of Christian's neck. "You only told me to bring the basket, the mat and the cheese. You never told me of any chips!" he continued. With the tone of his voice, he was obviously offended.
"Can you guys please chill? We're here to have fun, remember?" Stephanie asked the two guys. They both calmed down and started to converse about something much more peacefully now. Some WWE superstars have planned to have a huge picnic party somewhere a day after the new season of Smackdown!. Obvously, it was Stephanie's treat. The wrestlers who joined filled in a bus, and guess who was the driver... the Big Red Machine himself known as Kane. He wanted to apologize to the wrestlers he hurt for the past few months through this even though the things he did was only part of his script.
At the bus, the superstars were having a marvelous time! Eventually a superstar would fall asleep and they would take a picture of them. Some even wrote stuff on their faces carefully as not to wake them up!
"Ya'all listen up and tell me watcha think, I'ma practicin' my lines with Bischoff for the new season of Raw," Austin announced, taking out the piles of paper from his bag just as Bischoff was doing. They faced each other off and held their scripts in front of their faces. The other wrestlers looked at them; some where beginning to snicker. Bischoff started off.
"I'm here to announce THE new Champion for this season no other than... Triple H!" Bischoff said. He mumbled the action phrases softly and waved his hand in the air. "Triple H's music plays, enters the ring, yatta yatta yatta... and Stone Cold entrance music plays!" he said.
"Now you listen here you pile of trash," Austin yelled. The superstars were cheering and some were laughing. "Who are YOU to announce the new champion without my damn approval? You ain't called CO-General Manager for nothin'," he continued. He lowered his script and took a look at Bischoff. By the time Bischoff looked back at Austin, he gave him a bad sign.
"Hey, what was that for?" Bischoff asked. The wrestlers were laughing their throats off.
"Well it says so in the script, see it for yourself." Austin explained. He pointed to the part of the script where it says 'bad sign to Bischoff.'
"Honestly Austin, you hurt my feelings there. I need some time to myself for a few moments, thank you very much." Bischoff said as he went further back into the bus. He could hear the wrestlers laughing.
"Suit yerself, I'ma practicing my lines still. Now if you think Bischoff's decision sucks, gimme a hell yeah!" Austin yelled. The wrestlers followed, and laughter echoed throughout the bus. The superstars did loads of things on the bus; eating, chatting, cuddling, sleeping, and even practicing their wrestling maneuvers.
Chris Jericho had nothing else to do but lamely talk to Christian, so he came up with an idea. "Sherades anyone?" he asked at the back. Everyone answered back to him positively. "Aight, who'll be playing first?"
"How 'bout lessay... you?" Matt Hardy recommended. "And let's keep it wrestling-related! This is gonna be great! I love Sherades!!"
Chris Jericho nodded and started to act. He raised his pointing finger up. "First word," Undertaker said. Jericho turned around and spanked his ass. "Ass!" Brock Lesnar yelled. Jericho clapped and raised two fingers. "Second word," Stone Cold said. Jericho prepared for his next gesture. He faced them and made a goofy face. "Ugly?" Christian asked. "Funny!" Trish answered. "I got it! Assclown!!" Stephanie yelled. Jericho clapped to Stephanie's correct answer.
Now it was Stephanie's turn. She went to the front and raised her two fingers. "Yeah, second word," Bischoff said. She wrapped her arms around herself and shivered. "Cold," Gail said. Stephanie clapped in amusement. She raised her two fingers and pointed the two. "The two words," Bischoff said. Stephanie then made a bad sign. Austin laughed. "Hahaha! It's me!" he yelled. Stephanie clapped; Austin got the correct answer.
"Alright guys, we're here," Kane announced as he slowly stopped the bus and opened the door. "Careful with those steps, they're kinda slippery." he warned.
Mick Foley confidently walked towards the door. "Ain't no slippery steps gonna hurt me!" he said. On his last step, he tripped and landed on the grass. The divas giggled and helped Mick Foley up. "Don't worry girls, this happens to me all the time... And I MEAN all the time."
The wrestlers carefully went down, and hopefully no one got hurt... except for Foley that is. ^0^
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Stay tuned for the next chapter, wherein the superstars are going to set up the picnic! ~angel.angle~