First, I do not own Neopets. All of it belongs to the wonderful Adam
and Donna, except for my neopets (Tin3, Ivystalion, Sugarheart4, and
Mintpup), and sailorc27 (myself. Neomail me!). Oh, and in this story,
sailorc27's nickname is Sailor (people on the chatboards call me that),
and my real name (in the story, not in real life) is Sarah.

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Chapter 1: The Experiment

Frank Sloth looked at his computer. He and Vladimere, the mad scorchio
in charge of the lab ray, were staring at the results that popped up on the
computer.
"So it's true," Sloth spoke at last. "Neopia is known to another planet,
one called Earth. And they think we are fictional. I'll change that."
Vlad looked up at him. He had been the first one to be captured by Dr. Sloth,
and unlike most unfortunate neopets captured by him, he had been given a choice:
Become a minion, or become an experiment. He naturally chose to be a minion. "But
sir, the Transmover can only bring one person at a time, and according to our
research of Earth, we would look very odd there."
Sloth smiled cruelly. "Did you think we would go? That is a preposterous idea...for
now. But since we cannot reveal ourselves yet, we shall instead use the Transmover
on that thriving species, the humans. But only one for now. Search the database for an
owner. Preferably a child, ages 10 to 15. Female."
Vlad did as he was told. There were billions of owners in Neopia, but only one could
be chosen. After putting in the prefered methods of searching, he waited. Suddenly,
100,000 names popped up. "Doctor, there are 100,000 names. How many pets should
they have?"
"Four." A few seconds later, the search had been narrowed down to 50,000. Sloth
narroweddown the search to include owners with a name beginning with "s." 15,000.
Less than 12,000 NP. 5,000. Adopted 1 pet. 500. First species owned: Peophin.
100 owners. Abandoned no pets: 20 owners. He was almost done. At least one
pet with no numbers in the name. 6 owners. American. Finally, one name popped up.

Sailorc27.

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Meanwhile, Sarah had just logged on to neopets. It had been a long day of schoolwork.
Fortunately, it was the last day of school, so she could finally be on neopets all day for a
long time. She clicked on the explore button, trying to go play Tombola, when she saw a
random event. She read it.

"Something has happened! Dr. Frank Sloth has chosen you for an experiment! You are
currently being transported to his lab!"

Yeah right, she thought, right before everything went black. Suddenly, Sarah felt very
dizzy, and closed her eyes. The dizziness finally stopped, and she opened her eyes. Was
this someone's idea of a joke? She was in a lab...and someone was coming toward her. The
light showed their face. It couldn't be...he was made up! But he looked just as real as she did.
It was Frank Sloth.

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So what do you think? I just finished this chapter, and I'm working on the next one already! Please review!