The show where everything's made up and the disclaimers don't matter!
That's right, the disclaimers are like the points on "Who's line is it anyway?"!
*pauses for laughter*
*hears a cricket chirping like on a bugs bunny cartoon*
Ooookaaaay.........................
Fred: ooh! dots!
*to Fred* You're in the wrong fanfic! Go back to Hikaness's fic!
Adela: Mau Pla-
*to Adela* Go back to my other fanfic!
Adela: Which one?
I don't care! Just go!
*Adela and Fred leave*
Anyone else? *pauses* Finally. Back to "The Neopian Experiment"
Karma belongs to Karmaleafbarer, along with any part of Dr. Death's
personality that isn't normal. She
also made up the name Rosemadder for the Uni at the adoption center.
Why don't you just read her fic?
*sees people walking away* No, not now! After you read my story! I
may have to take her out, though,
because she still hasn't replied telling me I could use Karma. If she
says no, I will have to remove the scene.
Everything else belongs to whoever it belonged to in the last chapter,
and Beneeze belongs to me.
And Thanks go to Sailor BlueMoon for reviewing!
Baka: Japanese for "idiot"
Chibi: Japanese "Small person"
Gaki: Japanese for "brat"
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"Are you done yet, Sailor?" Sloth asked.
"Yes, I am," Sarah answered as he turned around.
"Oh great, my glasses fell off. Where are they?"
Sloth laughed. "You don't need those anymore. The
only reason I've ever seen a neopet where glasses is
to look smart or something, although it doesn't make all of them look
or feel smarter." He stared at Vlad.
Subtle, isn't he? Sarah thought. "Wait a minute!
I just remembered! What happens when I get home?
You might want to keep me here for two days, or two years! My parents
and my sister will be worried!
And how will I explain this form? And where do I put my glasses, because
I'll need them when I do get
home!"
"Fool. I know what I'm doing. First, that stupid
Faerie Queen can change you back and send you home
to the time I brought you here. Second, she can only let you go home
if I want her to. Third, I really don't
care about your glasses. Keep'em or crush'em. It's time for you to
leave. I've gotten tired of you. Vlad?"
"Very subtle, Baka," Sarah muttered, causing him
to glare at her.
"I know what that means, Chibi Gaki. How long do
you think I've been studying Earth?"
"I am not a little brat, but you are still an idiot!"
"Shut up!" Sloth roared. "Vlad, get her out of my
sight." Sloth turned and left, but not before giving something
to the Scorchio.
"You really shouldn't have done that, Sailor," Vlad
said. "You too..." he looked at the name plate on Usuki's cage.
"Usuki_lover6. I must admit though, I've never seen anyone as brave
as you two, except the Uber-Faeries and the
Faerie Queen." He apologized to Usuki, and put her back in her cage.
"I'm sorry, dear, I would set you free, but
even I'm afraid of Sloth, and I've lived with him for years. At least,
it seems that way."
He let Sarah out, and put something on her ear.
"It's to monitor you. Don't worry. You do have some privacy. He
can't see anything unless you push the button near the monitor. You
turn it off the same way. There. Now you can
go home."
"Oh no!" Sarah shouted! "I never memorized my neohome
address! I don't know where I live!"
"Calm down. You adopted a pet, right?"
"Yes, Tin3."
"Well, when you adopt a pet, you fill out a form,
showing your address. Just go see Rosemadder. She'll help you.
I can't anymore, because Sloth is mad enough already. Go now."
"Thank you, Vlad. And thank you, Usuki. Maybe we
will meet again in a better place!"
"You're welcome, Sailor! Mommy lives at 324423 Soup
Alley, Neopia Central. Could you please tell her where I am?
Her name is Beneeze," Usuki requested.
"I will. I hope you escape!" Sarah flew into the
air, and into a machine that Vlad had pointed to. When she came out,
she was in the Grundo Cafe. Thank goodness there were so many people.
She would have had a hard time explaining
what happened. She went to the exit of the space station, and jumped
onto the spacecraft heading for Earth.
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"Did you get the new adoptees filed off after lunch
like I asked you?"
"Yup."
"What about the new incomings? Are they all fed
and watered?"
"Affirmative. Keep trying, Doc, I don't think there's
much you can get me on."
"I'm not trying to "get" you on anything....I just
want to make sure we're all squared away for the night."
A yellow Techo, obviously Dr. Death, defended himself, not looking
up as he heard the door open and someone
enter.
"Ya know, maybe I'll just go make sure on those
incomings." The uni, Rose said, getting up, her eyes no longer
on him but on whoever had come in the door, a large smile unfurling
across her lips.
A frog-like girl wearing a dress had walked in right
before Sarah. The frog went over to Dr. Death and had a
small conversation with him before they got up to leave.
"Excuse me," Sarah asked as they walked by. "I need
to talk to Rose."
Dr. Death looked at the frog and said, "Excuse me,
Karma. I just want to take care of her, and then we can go."
Sarah protested. "No, I need Rose. I'm not being
abandoned. I just have to talk to her."
The Techo sighed and replied, "Go behind the desk,
turn left, and keep going until you see a door on your right."
Before he could be disturbed again, he and the frog-girl left the building.
Sarah followed the directions, and knocked on the
door.
"Come in," Rose replied.
"Excuse me, Rose, but I need to talk to you," Sarah
told her as she walked in.
"Oh dear, another incoming adoptee? Don't worry
dear, I'll find a home for you."
"No, I'm fine. I just need to know someone's address.
They adopted a Meerca named Tin3 a long time ago.
Their name is Sailorc27."
Rose went out to the desk and brought back some
papers. Let's see...do you know when he or she was adopted?
"Sometime around...the 25th day of...of...the sixth
month. I can't remember it's name," Sarah admitted.
"Ralaxing. And the address is 7094 Market Square,
Neopia Central."
"Could you write that down or something? I have
a bad memory." [A/N: Actually, I do have a horrible memory!]
Rose wrote it down [Another A/N: I have no idea
how she managed with her hooves, so don't ask], and gave
Sarah the paper. She thanked Rose and left. She could finally go...well,
it wasn't home now, but it would have to
be that her home for a while.
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Another long chapter! You should meet my wonderful pets in the next chapter. Review and Neomail! sailorc27!