A short… well, medium note to my readers… Ahem, with the vacation of Inuyasha episodes from Cartoon Network till the middle of August, my story may become very OOC, well even more so then it already is… Anyhow, I will try to keep up my creation's blood flow. And I need opinions from you all, because heck, without you, this little fic would not exist! Anzai, and Eheiya already have names, but I know practically no Japanese besides 'Oswari!' and 'BAKA!!' So, if you would be so kind, what sort of names would you give people... err… beings like those two, except they represent the other Elements?
I'll need:
Female for the Water
Male for Light
Either for Darkness
Either for Fire
Also, for a bit of a break, I'm going to have a bloopers page for some of the action scenes that have taken place so far in my story, which I hope you all will enjoy!
And there is going to be a surprise for one of the characters *cough*Fluffy*cough* and everyone's favorite reanimated clay miko! What you ask? Well….*is clobbered by Katie*
'DON'T TELL THEM!!!!!! IT WILL RUIN THE WHOLE THING!!!!'
*muttering under breath* Fine….. Damned giant bird…
Katie: 'What did you just say?!' *Lightening appears in background*
Aw… crap… *dives into nearest foxhole with the gang as the area in a 3 mile radius is flattened and smoking*
*~PINCH~*
MIROKU YOU HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Said perverted monk goes flying into the air with a large boot-print on the side of his face while Sango and I watch him fly into the distance*
Sango: 'Nice one….. But….Aren't you supposed to be doing a bloopers page right now?'
Aw crimny!!!!!!! *races off to type*
When Katie sees Inuyasha bound to the tree:
*After some inner monologue, Katie climbs up the tree, examining Inuyasha's ears. Just as she's about to touch them, her foot slips*
Katie: "HOLY FLYING MONKIES!?! GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Flailing around, she grabs onto his kimono, breaking the fake vines dragging them both to the ground with a loud crash*
Inuyasha: "What the hell was that for you idiot!? The script said you wiggled my ears, not fall down screaming and dragging me with you!" *Glares at Katie who's eyes were going through the swirl effect*
Katie: "Can I buy the puppy Mommy?" *she promptly passes out*
Inuyasha: "Feh…. That's the 12th GOD DAMN TIME, KATHERINE!" *Screaming at director who glares at him*
Katherine: "Inu……. Don't have an aneurysm on me again… My insurance doesn't cover hanyou's from Feudal Japan…" *Stands up on her chair, holding up the microphone* "TAKE 13!!!!!!! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd…. ACTION!"
When Katie sees Inuyasha bound to the tree: Take 13
*After some inner monologue (and safety harnesses) Katie climbs up the tree, examining Inuyasha's ears. Director can be heard of screen giggling quietly that nothing had gone wrong yet. Suddenly, Inuyasha breaks the bonds, and starts kissing her passionately while she punches him upside the head*
Katie: "Get him OFF ME!!!"
Katherine: "Lucky…." *watches Katie jealously*
*Anzai wanders in, eating a jelly doughnut, and watches the scene for a moment. He yanks away a leaf from the top of the hanyou's head as Inuyasha pops into Ebizo, who cackles loudly, bouncing away*
Anzai: "Uh… I think our 'heroine' has an admirer…" *He watches Katie chase after the gray kitsune with Sango's boomerang. Shrugging, he goes on to finish his doughnut.*
Attack of George!
*A set of eyes shined hungrily from the shadows, a trail of drool glistening in the moonlight.*
Katherine: "CUE BATTLE MUSIC!"
*Kaori pops in CD*
'Are you ready kids?
Aye aye, captain!
Whhhhhooooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!'
*The song is cut off as a large mallet just smashed the stereo, the director glaring at the entire cast looking for the guilty party, then notices something….*
Katherine: "Where. Is. Jaken?!" *Since that little toad was the only one missing, he was the guilty one. *
Cast: "We don't know!"
Inuyasha: "Feh…. Check the coat room…His stench is all over that closet!"
*With that Katherine marches from the studio into the house. There's a moment of silence and then…"
Katherine: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CAT?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD!"
*Jaken comes crashing through the door with the director following, wielding an aluminum bat. She has used it since half of Jaken's head is smashed in*
Anzai: "Well, what's going to happen next is too violent so……*glances around for something to entertain with* The Amazing Sitting Hanyou, INUYASHA!*
Inuyasha: "What the hell?! I want to see Jaken get creamed!" *He is creamed by the mob of American fan girls who swoop down on him like ants to a sugar bowl* "Heeeeellllppp meeeeee!!!"
*Meanwhile, George is sitting in his seat, reading the news until his cell phone rings*
George: "DAMN IT, MARTY! You didn't tell me this chick was a psycho! And have you… No, shut up! Have you even read the script!? An actor of my caliber gets 3 minutes then is turned to a pile of ashes!?.......... WELL FUCK YOU, ASS! I'll find another agent!"
*He stomps off the soundstage into his trailer, slamming the door. Katie glances around at all the mayhem while Sango and Miroku show up.*
Katie: "And this is supposed to be a good day??"
Sango: "Well, at least Miroku is behaving himself…."
*~Double Grope Attack~*
Katie and Sango: HENTAI!!!!!!!!!! *Sango hits him with the boomerang while Katie side-kicks him.*
Miroku*while flying through the air*: "Can't we all get along….?"
Hope you enjoyed this tid-bit of bloopers. There may be more in the near future…..
No felines were harmed or violated in the making of these bloopers…….. well….Those that were, were avenged! *points to trophy head of Jaken hanging over fireplace*