Anyway, I would like to thank T'laren, my most faithful reviewer! *sends rabid vampire butterflies after everyone who read this without leaving a review* I live off of reviews! If more people don't start reviewing, I'm gonna have to create Mary-Sues with God-awful voices singing like Britney Spears to go after you! You don't want that!
Btw, any suggestions for Sarah's last name? I can't think of a good one...
TPS belongs to the wonderful authoress, Hika. Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy belongs to me because I got it at Waldenbooks. ^_^ Of course, the idea belongs to whoever it belongs to. I'd say Douglas Adams, but, unfortunately, he's dead. Shame. He was a good author.
Oh, and meet my muse: Smeogol! He is my MiniBalrog! He likes bacon, raw eggs, and fangirls. *pulls out mini-MiniBalrog* This is a newly discovered species: the ChibiBalrog! It's the result of mispelling the name of a MiniBalrog. This one is Smegol! *go to chat* *comes back later* Oh dear...there's a new ChibiBalrog...this one is Sneogol. *shrugs* Oh well. They are still my muses. *stops working and comes back later* *sigh* My muses are pestering me to write. Threatening to eat me...which they very well could, since I'm a Pippin Fangirl...and an Oliver Wood fangirl...something about the Scottish accents...anyway, I'm gonna write before Smeogol, Sneogol, Smegol, and the newly discovered PetiteBalrog (Smegl) attack me.
A picture from TNE can be found at http://sailorc.mybravenet.com/jhudorasugar.jpg
It looked nice before I scanned it...now the colors are
all wrong. Too light. Oh well...can't have everything.
Anyway, here is the newest installment of TNE!
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Sarah hadn't exactly been having the
time of her life. She managed to find quite a few codestones on her roof,
and managed to put them in her shop, where they sold quickly. Eventually,
she had about ten times what she had before, even though she couldn't spend
it. She knew a few blonde jokes, but since those jokes were wasted on Neopets,
she turned them into jokes about Sloth and his mutant Grundos. After she
had forgotten for the tenth time that she had already told a joke, Mintpup
showed Sarah a bookshelf, filled with (what else?) books.
"Where...where did these come from?"
Sarah asked as she stared at them. "We haven't gotten books for a long
time..."
"You know how some people take books
up to the computer?" Mint asked her. Sarah nodded. "Every time someone
does that, all the neopets with owners get a copy of the book. Sugar likes
those comic books about that Sailor Girl-"
"Manga. Not comics," Sarah corrected
her. "And it's Sailor Moon."
Mint rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Anyway,
she likes it because there's an Uni in one-"
"Pegasus."
"Stop correcting me. Anyway, Tin likes
that Lord of the Rings thingie. Ivy likes that book about the Mermaid...Serena
or something like that..."
"It's called Sirena. Good book actually."
Mint stared at her owner. "What did
I say about correcting me? Anyway, I like that Harry Potter thing. Kind
of interesting, although I would like to know what happens after book 4.
Could you bring number 5 sometime?"
"You have to wait till next year.
It hasn't been written yet," Answered Sarah as she flew next to the bookshelf.
After two minutes of searching, Mint heard a squeal. Ivy heard it too,
as she passed by, and looked in.
"YOU HAVE THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO
THE GALAXY! AND FANFICTION! I CAN READ THE PENCIL SHOW!" Sarah did a loop
in the air to show off her joy.
At that moment, Tin came running in.
"Oh dear Borovan. Not that! It makes her hyper!" He turned to his two sisters.
"Why? Who? My Borovan..."
Mint shrugged. "What's so bad about
her being hyper? It's better than those jokes!"
The white Meerca had gone pale. Well,
paler than normal, anyway. "You've never seen her at the help chat when
she's read TPS?" When Mint shook her head, Tin whispered something to her.
"Oh no..." was all she could reply.
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While all this was happening, Sarah had gone outside to
read as she leaned against the invisible wall around her NeoGarden. Too
bad it wasn't there. Sarah fell onto her back to find herself staring into
the face of Sloth.
"Happy, Sailor?" he asked her. "I
only freed you because this doesn't work well with the experiment."
"Zark off," was all he got in reply
as she read her book.
"Excuse me?"
"Zark off. I'm not sure what it means,
but I have a pretty good idea, considering how Zaphod Beeblebrox says it
when he's mad. You gotta love that depressed robot, though. Now leave me
alone, or risk me finding out if I can really get rabid vampire butterflies
here. Or maybe a few fangirls for you. Particularly Mary-Sues."
"You'd think you would be nicer to
someone who could kill you."
Sarah shrugged. "I'm sure you'd love
to kill me, after all those jokes. But it wouldn't work well with the experiment,
would it? By the way, did you ever think about how childish it sounded
when you threw insults at me?"
"Shut up," the doctor responded. With
that, he pulled out a gun and shot it near the Neopets in the house, who
had been watching the two argue. The shot turned Ivy's Blue Shoyru Plushie
into a Pile of Sludge. "I missed on purpose. I'm gonna hit one of your
pets next time."
Sarah looked up from her book. "Are
you deaf? I told you to zark off a while ago. And you know that you just
have a lousy aim. Don't bother trying to cover yourself. Go bother Jhudora.
She's the one that rescued us."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" a female voice shouted.
The arguing pair looked around, and found an angry Dark Faerie.
"Hiya, Jhudora. I was just telling
Frankie here," the young owner pointed at Sloth, "to zark off and bother
you. Now he can. See ya." Done with the conversation, Sarah got up and
walked to her Neohome. Jhudora flew in front of Sarah and threw The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy on the ground, where Frank immediately picked it up
and tore the pages out. Sarah fell to the ground in shock, looking at the
ruined book. She blithered for a moment before looking up.
"Bad move," she stated calmly. Not
the regular kind of calm. The kind of calm you get when you're very angry.
Ultra-angry. EXTREMELY angry. "You should never ruin something like that.
It took forever to find that book, and you just destroyed it. You should
never get a teenage girl angry, unless you want to suffer the consequences."
"Oh...my..." Jhudora looked at Sloth.
"Well, I'll see you if you survive. Bye!" with a puff of smoke, she disappeared.
As Sloth looked at Sarah's face, he
noticed that her eyes had turned from bright green to blood red.
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Hehehehe......Sarah gets to have fun. Don't forget to suggest last names in your reviews! I'm almost done with my web site!
~C-chan