Hello people, and this is my first FanFic. I'm A GGX nut, and I'm going to
try to keep this relatively sane, though the R rating *will* be for a
reason, since I am a complete pervert sometimes. :p
Gearworld
It was a day unlike any other in Gearworld, the alternate dimension where the cast of the popular fighting game, Guilty Gear, live their lives in semi-normal peace. Let's join Jam Kuradoberi in her restaurant, shall we?
(Cue Omnipotent powers of uber-stealth observation.)
Jam: C'mon people! We have a workload to get out. You there! Don't skimp on the rice, You! Get more eggs in that Egg Foo Yung. HEY! EASE UP ON THE DOGMEAT!
Ah yes... The joys of Jam...
Here we have Millia Rage, hard at work doing nothing in the park with Sol.
Sol: Why do you put up with her anyway?
Millia: Jam? Well, because I can't cook. She's good enough when she isn't backhanding me whenever I walk into the kitchen when she's cooking.
Sol: ... Right. When was the last time you got a haircut?
*At about this moment, the ends of Millia's hair start trailing under the bench, sneaking up on Sol.*
Millia: Uhh.. In one of my endings. Why do you ask?
Sol: Just curious.
*At this point the hair has started reaching up his back to strangle him. You see, Millia's very picky.*
Sol: Well I have to get going.
*Sol stands, only to have his pants torn off by the interwoven hair. Millia retracts her hair as quickly as possible.*
Sol: ...
Millia: ... Polka dots?
Sol: ... Shut up.
... Well, at least things are normal elsewhere, like with Bridget.
Random Punk: Hey Babe.
Bridget: GOD DAMN IT I'M A GUY!
*Yo-yo to the face.*
You know, I'm starting to sense a small problem with this world... Let's check on Chipp...
Chipp: C'mon! Get your crack! Only $3 a pound! Holy Zen, is that cheap!
Maybe I-No...
I-No: I have an attack called 'Stroke the Big Tree'.
Potemkin...?
*Potemkin is sitting is a room surrounded by small children, he seems to be working on something when he abruptly fires his hand into the air.*
Potemkin: Mrs. Sheila! I need help!
Mrs. Sheila: Now now, Potemkin, you have to do it on you own. Now, what's 2 + 2?
Potemkin: But... But... But...
*The armor pads disintegrate*
Potemkin: BUT THINKING HURTS!
*Potemkin picks up little Timmy Fodder and Magnum Opera's him out the window.*
Mrs. Sheila: Bad Potemkin! Time out for you!
What is wrong with this world?
Johnny?
Johnny: I have no idea, Mr. Author.
You're not supposed to know about me!
Johnny: Oh, right Mr. Author.
Shut up!
May: Johnny, who are you talking to?
Johnny: The non-existant author over there.
May: Oh, Hi Mr. Non-existant author.
Damn it, where'd I go wrong?
Necro: In the 'Not enough Bloodshed' department, move over, I'm writing this bitch now.
*An epic battle of Godlike powers ensued, in which I emerged, of course, victorious with the help of Omnipotent Strength Fly Paper.*
It can't be stopped... this world's gone mad, it's... it's... Gearworld! [/Prologue]
Scene 1: Jam's Restaurant.
Ky, Sol, Millia and Slayer are all enjoying a pleasant meal of Fried Monkey when 'That Man' walks in.
That Man: I would like to announce you have all been chosen to be replicated through the simulation program. I'd like you to meet your robot equivalents.
Robo-Ky 2, Robo-Sol, Robo-Millia and Robo-Slayer walk in, all of them with the same face but dressed according to their respective living counterparts.
All: ...
Ky: You've done me already.
That Man: Oh, right.
That Man takes out Robo-Ky 2's battery.
That Man: Simple mistake.
Sol: You forgot you already did me too.
That Man: Really?
Sol: No, but you'll believe me anyway.
That Man: You're right.
That Man removes Robo-Sol's battery
Millia: And me.
That Man: You sure?
Millia: Are you?
That Man: ... No?
Millia: Then you must've.
That Man: Ok.
He removes Millia's battery.
Slayer: You fail to realize that you do not have a recreation of me, but instead, have mistakenly brought a second Robo-Ky.
That Man: Really? Damn.
He removes the final battery.
That Man: Anyway, hope there's no confusion.
All: None.
That Man: Alright, I'm off.
Sol: (whispering) Your rocker.
That man leaves through the door he entered, leaving the unpowered robot doubles standing there.
Ky: Shouldn't we try to catch him? I mean, he's the answer to everyone's problems really.
Sol: Ky, that man's the kind that'll catch himself.
Ky: True.
To this day, the Robot Doubles have served a fine life as tray holders and posterboards.
End Scene 1.
Start Scene 2: Back Alley
Axl Low, Chipp Zanuff and I-No are all chilling out behind a local convenience store, passing around a joint between them, courtesy of Chipp.
Axl: So, like, man, you're saying you can go all invisible and shit?
Chipp: No lie bro, watch. FIND ME!
Chipp starts fading in and out of sight.
I-No: Wicked dude! Let me try. FIND ME!
Nothing happens, and silence passes for a good minute.
Axl: Whoa! There you are I-No! Hey, wanna see a cool trick everyone?
Others: Sure, go for it.
Axl: Behold.
Axl produces his scythes and jumps into the air, fading from view. After a second or two, Axl is seen hurtling towards the ground, spinning one scythe around at high speeds below him. It's a magnificent show until he collides with the ground.
Axl: Oww... Even I felt that.
I-No: Cool!
Unbeknownst to her, the scythe had clipped her shirt, and it fell straight off without her noticing.
Axl: Whoa, I-No, you got nice tits!
I-No looks down.
I-No: Yeah I know, eh?
Chipp: Don't you, like, want your shirt back or anything?
I-No: Naw, man, no skin off my back, just the shirt.
Everyone gets a mighty laugh from the horrible joke no normal, non-drug- inhibited person would laugh at.
End Scene 2
Start Scene 3:Mayship
Johnny, May, April and Dizzy are all sitting around enjoying a pimpingly good time courtesy of Johnny and his sword tricks.
May: Johnny, you are so great! I wish to carry all 49,932 of your children though I am still underaged.
April: I adore you so much, I would gladly tear my own body to shreds and allow you to gently make love to my bleeding wounds as I lay dying.
Dizzy: My carefree innocence prevents me from feeling the same burning lust I would be otherwise feeling for your hot man rod if I were raised normally, though being only 3 years old in human years, I am not supposed to know of such things such as wild carnal passion.
Johnny: Yeah yeah, say ladies, got any chips?
All: YES!
All run off to fetch chips
May returns with Salt and Vinegar
April returns with Barbecue
Dizzy returns with Zanuff
Dizzy: I ain't got wings for nothing. *anime wink*
Chipp: Holy Zen! I must really be trippin' out!
Necro: Hey, I just flew all the way from ground level and, boy, are my arms killing you... I mean me.
Undine: Shut it Death boy.
Necro: Right.
Johnny: Right, now how about some pop?
All: Right!
They all run off, and return to a sleeping Johnny. While Johnny dreams of platonic relations, the girls fondle him greatly.
Undine: Don't you just love rape and molestation?
Necro: That's my line!
Undine: Right...
End Scene 3
End Chapter 1
Testament: I feel left out.
Faust: Don't worry, we'll turn up eventually.
Zappa: Yeah, I hear I'm in the next chapter, and I get possessed by a new spirit. Yay.
Faust: You know I can cure you.
Zappa: And ruin the jokes! Screw you man!
Faust: Fine, fine...
Potemkin: Hey, hey everyone, settle down, just enjoy the shows while you're not on.
Testament: As opposed to obliterating little Timmy Fodder?
Timmy Fodder flies overhead
Timmy: ... ButI'mnotdead...
Potemkin: See.
Testament: ... Dork.
Potemkin: At least I don't wear girls clothes.
Testament: Just because I shop at Hot Topic.
Potemkin: Oh yeah, did I mention, I have a hearing problem. I don't hear Swedish people talking.
Testament: But...
Potemkin: Huh?
Testament: I...
Potemkin: Hmm?
Faust: I can cure that hearing problem of yours!
Potemkin Magnum Opera's Faust.
Faust: WHAT A PSYCHO!
Gearworld
It was a day unlike any other in Gearworld, the alternate dimension where the cast of the popular fighting game, Guilty Gear, live their lives in semi-normal peace. Let's join Jam Kuradoberi in her restaurant, shall we?
(Cue Omnipotent powers of uber-stealth observation.)
Jam: C'mon people! We have a workload to get out. You there! Don't skimp on the rice, You! Get more eggs in that Egg Foo Yung. HEY! EASE UP ON THE DOGMEAT!
Ah yes... The joys of Jam...
Here we have Millia Rage, hard at work doing nothing in the park with Sol.
Sol: Why do you put up with her anyway?
Millia: Jam? Well, because I can't cook. She's good enough when she isn't backhanding me whenever I walk into the kitchen when she's cooking.
Sol: ... Right. When was the last time you got a haircut?
*At about this moment, the ends of Millia's hair start trailing under the bench, sneaking up on Sol.*
Millia: Uhh.. In one of my endings. Why do you ask?
Sol: Just curious.
*At this point the hair has started reaching up his back to strangle him. You see, Millia's very picky.*
Sol: Well I have to get going.
*Sol stands, only to have his pants torn off by the interwoven hair. Millia retracts her hair as quickly as possible.*
Sol: ...
Millia: ... Polka dots?
Sol: ... Shut up.
... Well, at least things are normal elsewhere, like with Bridget.
Random Punk: Hey Babe.
Bridget: GOD DAMN IT I'M A GUY!
*Yo-yo to the face.*
You know, I'm starting to sense a small problem with this world... Let's check on Chipp...
Chipp: C'mon! Get your crack! Only $3 a pound! Holy Zen, is that cheap!
Maybe I-No...
I-No: I have an attack called 'Stroke the Big Tree'.
Potemkin...?
*Potemkin is sitting is a room surrounded by small children, he seems to be working on something when he abruptly fires his hand into the air.*
Potemkin: Mrs. Sheila! I need help!
Mrs. Sheila: Now now, Potemkin, you have to do it on you own. Now, what's 2 + 2?
Potemkin: But... But... But...
*The armor pads disintegrate*
Potemkin: BUT THINKING HURTS!
*Potemkin picks up little Timmy Fodder and Magnum Opera's him out the window.*
Mrs. Sheila: Bad Potemkin! Time out for you!
What is wrong with this world?
Johnny?
Johnny: I have no idea, Mr. Author.
You're not supposed to know about me!
Johnny: Oh, right Mr. Author.
Shut up!
May: Johnny, who are you talking to?
Johnny: The non-existant author over there.
May: Oh, Hi Mr. Non-existant author.
Damn it, where'd I go wrong?
Necro: In the 'Not enough Bloodshed' department, move over, I'm writing this bitch now.
*An epic battle of Godlike powers ensued, in which I emerged, of course, victorious with the help of Omnipotent Strength Fly Paper.*
It can't be stopped... this world's gone mad, it's... it's... Gearworld! [/Prologue]
Scene 1: Jam's Restaurant.
Ky, Sol, Millia and Slayer are all enjoying a pleasant meal of Fried Monkey when 'That Man' walks in.
That Man: I would like to announce you have all been chosen to be replicated through the simulation program. I'd like you to meet your robot equivalents.
Robo-Ky 2, Robo-Sol, Robo-Millia and Robo-Slayer walk in, all of them with the same face but dressed according to their respective living counterparts.
All: ...
Ky: You've done me already.
That Man: Oh, right.
That Man takes out Robo-Ky 2's battery.
That Man: Simple mistake.
Sol: You forgot you already did me too.
That Man: Really?
Sol: No, but you'll believe me anyway.
That Man: You're right.
That Man removes Robo-Sol's battery
Millia: And me.
That Man: You sure?
Millia: Are you?
That Man: ... No?
Millia: Then you must've.
That Man: Ok.
He removes Millia's battery.
Slayer: You fail to realize that you do not have a recreation of me, but instead, have mistakenly brought a second Robo-Ky.
That Man: Really? Damn.
He removes the final battery.
That Man: Anyway, hope there's no confusion.
All: None.
That Man: Alright, I'm off.
Sol: (whispering) Your rocker.
That man leaves through the door he entered, leaving the unpowered robot doubles standing there.
Ky: Shouldn't we try to catch him? I mean, he's the answer to everyone's problems really.
Sol: Ky, that man's the kind that'll catch himself.
Ky: True.
To this day, the Robot Doubles have served a fine life as tray holders and posterboards.
End Scene 1.
Start Scene 2: Back Alley
Axl Low, Chipp Zanuff and I-No are all chilling out behind a local convenience store, passing around a joint between them, courtesy of Chipp.
Axl: So, like, man, you're saying you can go all invisible and shit?
Chipp: No lie bro, watch. FIND ME!
Chipp starts fading in and out of sight.
I-No: Wicked dude! Let me try. FIND ME!
Nothing happens, and silence passes for a good minute.
Axl: Whoa! There you are I-No! Hey, wanna see a cool trick everyone?
Others: Sure, go for it.
Axl: Behold.
Axl produces his scythes and jumps into the air, fading from view. After a second or two, Axl is seen hurtling towards the ground, spinning one scythe around at high speeds below him. It's a magnificent show until he collides with the ground.
Axl: Oww... Even I felt that.
I-No: Cool!
Unbeknownst to her, the scythe had clipped her shirt, and it fell straight off without her noticing.
Axl: Whoa, I-No, you got nice tits!
I-No looks down.
I-No: Yeah I know, eh?
Chipp: Don't you, like, want your shirt back or anything?
I-No: Naw, man, no skin off my back, just the shirt.
Everyone gets a mighty laugh from the horrible joke no normal, non-drug- inhibited person would laugh at.
End Scene 2
Start Scene 3:Mayship
Johnny, May, April and Dizzy are all sitting around enjoying a pimpingly good time courtesy of Johnny and his sword tricks.
May: Johnny, you are so great! I wish to carry all 49,932 of your children though I am still underaged.
April: I adore you so much, I would gladly tear my own body to shreds and allow you to gently make love to my bleeding wounds as I lay dying.
Dizzy: My carefree innocence prevents me from feeling the same burning lust I would be otherwise feeling for your hot man rod if I were raised normally, though being only 3 years old in human years, I am not supposed to know of such things such as wild carnal passion.
Johnny: Yeah yeah, say ladies, got any chips?
All: YES!
All run off to fetch chips
May returns with Salt and Vinegar
April returns with Barbecue
Dizzy returns with Zanuff
Dizzy: I ain't got wings for nothing. *anime wink*
Chipp: Holy Zen! I must really be trippin' out!
Necro: Hey, I just flew all the way from ground level and, boy, are my arms killing you... I mean me.
Undine: Shut it Death boy.
Necro: Right.
Johnny: Right, now how about some pop?
All: Right!
They all run off, and return to a sleeping Johnny. While Johnny dreams of platonic relations, the girls fondle him greatly.
Undine: Don't you just love rape and molestation?
Necro: That's my line!
Undine: Right...
End Scene 3
End Chapter 1
Testament: I feel left out.
Faust: Don't worry, we'll turn up eventually.
Zappa: Yeah, I hear I'm in the next chapter, and I get possessed by a new spirit. Yay.
Faust: You know I can cure you.
Zappa: And ruin the jokes! Screw you man!
Faust: Fine, fine...
Potemkin: Hey, hey everyone, settle down, just enjoy the shows while you're not on.
Testament: As opposed to obliterating little Timmy Fodder?
Timmy Fodder flies overhead
Timmy: ... ButI'mnotdead...
Potemkin: See.
Testament: ... Dork.
Potemkin: At least I don't wear girls clothes.
Testament: Just because I shop at Hot Topic.
Potemkin: Oh yeah, did I mention, I have a hearing problem. I don't hear Swedish people talking.
Testament: But...
Potemkin: Huh?
Testament: I...
Potemkin: Hmm?
Faust: I can cure that hearing problem of yours!
Potemkin Magnum Opera's Faust.
Faust: WHAT A PSYCHO!