Gearworld
Welcome to chapter two of gearworld. Since this is so easy to mass produce for me, you can expect many, many chapters in a short amount of time. But anyway, onwards!
Day 2 Scene 1
Setting: Jam's Restaurant
Cast: Testament, Dizzy, Bridget, Faust.
Testament: And then the ostrich said "Walamazoo!"
*All except Faust laughs.*
Dizzy: What's up Faust?
Faust: Oh nothing, I just haven't been able to use my Doctorly skills recently and it upsets me so much, I think I'm growing hair!
*All gasp*
Bridget: Hair!? You? Wow, who'da thought.
Faust: Must... cure... problems...
Testament: Yeah, right. Your head's as smooth as Diz... I mean a baby's bottom. Yes... a baby...
Dizzy: Oh Testie, you're such a goof.
Testament: Yes, I am, oh succulent one.
Dizzy: Huh?
Testament: ... I, er, let's have steak!
*Jam appears*
*Faust grabs her*
Bridget: Faust! No molesting Chinese women at our table!
Faust: Tell me woman, are you sick at all?
Jam: ... I sure hope not.
Faust: Agh!
*Faust releases Jam*
Jam: Anyway, can I take your orders?
*Testament stares at Dizzy*
Testament: Nice, warm, round, succulent...
*Realizes what he's doing*
Testament: ...Steak! Yes. Steak.
Dizzy: I'll have a salad.
Bridget: Fish 'n Chips please.
Faust: I'll just have some iced tea.
Bridget: Are you sure? After all, you might not be able to help someone later if you haven't had a good meal.
Faust: Iced tea will do just fine, not like anyone's sick anymore anyway.
*Chronically Ill Man walks in.*
CIM: ARGH! I AM SO INCURABLY DISEASED! IF ONLY SOME MIRACLE DOCTOR COULD HEAL ME! WARG!
Faust: Damn ruffians making so much noise I can't wallow in my own self pity... Hey, wait! I'm clinically depressed! I'll treat myself!
*Faust leaps from his seat and swims through the air out the door laughing maniacally*
*All blink*
CIM: Well damn, I'll be in my trailer.
*CIM leaves*
Bridget: Ah, if only Kliff could be here now...
*Kliff walks by the window, stops and waves, cue laugh track*
Day 2 Scene 2
Setting: Baiken's Apartment
Cast: Baiken, Anji Mito.
*Anji's sitting on the couch playing GGX2, playing as EX Anji vs Anji on Anji's stage with Fu-u-ga going on the TV and the stereo all at once.*
Anji(Singing): Ah'm so sexay...
*Baiken walks in*
Baiken: I'm home!
*Audience applause*
Anji: Alright, just in time for me to kick your ass.
Baiken: . What?
Anji: Grab a controller.
Baiken: Sure.
*Baiken grabs a controller with -both- hands*
Anji: I love playing against people with a handicap.
Baiken: I bet.
*Baiken chooses Baiken, Anji chooses.. Axl.*
Anji: Go!
*Fights over in about 10 seconds*
Anji: What the hell?
Baiken: I dunno.
*Pats Anji on the shoulder with her -right- arm*
Baiken: S'okay boy.
Anji: But.. I. UUWAGH!
*Anji notices the robot arm, and the fact that she has a new eye*
Baiken: I got implants!
Anji: And some new limbs while you were there.
Baiken: No, those are the implants.
Anji: Damn.
Baiken: You like?
Anji: I refuse to sleep with Justice.
*Justice walks in*
Justice: That's ok, I don't want you either.
Anji & Baiken: .
Justice: Right, bye.
*Justice leaves*
Baiken: Not like we sleep together anyway.
Anji: What about last night?
Baiken: I distinctly remember not being in your bed, as you don't have one and sleep on the couch.
Anji: Yeah, well that's where it happened.
Baiken: Yes, and I had to wash the cushion you defiled in your sleep this morning too.
Anji: . So?
Baiken: Point is it wasn't me.
Anji: Sure felt like it.
Baiken: I'm so pleased you're under the impression I feel like polyester.
Day 2 Scene 3
Cast: Ky, Sol, Millia, Chipp
Setting: Park
Chipp: Yo bros.
Millia: I'm not your 'bro'.
Chipp: Oh, right then sis.
Millia: Jeez.
Sol: Hey Chipp, what's cookin'?
Chipp: Meth.
Sol: Right, stupid question.
Ky: You are aware I could arrest you, right Chipp?
Chipp: You'd never bust me man, I'm your bro.
Ky: Right. Sure.
Chipp: Hey, earlier, I was lightin' up with what's-his-name and what's-her- face, and dude jumped into the air and landed on his face. Huh huh huh, it was, like, so sweet.
Sol: Are you sure Axl's ok?
Chipp: Oh yeah man, he just like, yuh know, shrugged it off and all.
Ky: Like he shrugged off a fractured skull?
Chipp: Huh huh, yeah man, huh huh.
Millia: Right, anyway, what are you doing around here?
Chipp: Ah, a little this, a little that, yuh know.
Millia: Peddling to school kids again?
Chipp: Hey, I'm 'liberating their minds'.
Millia: And their morals.
Ky: And their money.
Sol: And their sexual inhibitions. speaking of which have you sold to Dizzy yet?
Chipp: Yeah man! It was sweet! I talked her into buying some acid man!
Sol: Right then, I have to go, sorry guys.
*Sol hurries off.*
Millia: Pervert.
Chipp: Dude.
Ky: Stud.
Chipp & Millia: .
Ky: . Yeah, I think I'll stick with a stud.
*Notices the other two.*
Ky: What? I'm getting my ear pierced.
Chipp: Sweet! I can do that!
*Chipp whips out his blade and swipes for Ky's ear, Ky barely makes it away with his hair.*
Ky: Whoa, whoa! I'd prefer a professional.
Chipp: Oh, ok, whatever man.
End
Jam: Well, that was interesting.
Slayer: Tell me about it.
Jam: Ok, well first.
Testament: Shut up, jeez.
Jam: What?
Testament: He didn't mean literally tell him.
Jam: Oh, right. Sorry.
Zappa: Hey! What about me!? I didn't get in this time!
Testament: Oh, right. Kit wanted me to tell you you're being laid off.
Zappa: From what?
Testament: . From that.
*Testament points.*
*Zappa looks.*
Testament, Slayer & Jam: Yoink!
*All run off.*
Zappa: I don't see anything, what are you pointing at. Testament?... Test? Guys? HEY! Damn it.
Welcome to chapter two of gearworld. Since this is so easy to mass produce for me, you can expect many, many chapters in a short amount of time. But anyway, onwards!
Day 2 Scene 1
Setting: Jam's Restaurant
Cast: Testament, Dizzy, Bridget, Faust.
Testament: And then the ostrich said "Walamazoo!"
*All except Faust laughs.*
Dizzy: What's up Faust?
Faust: Oh nothing, I just haven't been able to use my Doctorly skills recently and it upsets me so much, I think I'm growing hair!
*All gasp*
Bridget: Hair!? You? Wow, who'da thought.
Faust: Must... cure... problems...
Testament: Yeah, right. Your head's as smooth as Diz... I mean a baby's bottom. Yes... a baby...
Dizzy: Oh Testie, you're such a goof.
Testament: Yes, I am, oh succulent one.
Dizzy: Huh?
Testament: ... I, er, let's have steak!
*Jam appears*
*Faust grabs her*
Bridget: Faust! No molesting Chinese women at our table!
Faust: Tell me woman, are you sick at all?
Jam: ... I sure hope not.
Faust: Agh!
*Faust releases Jam*
Jam: Anyway, can I take your orders?
*Testament stares at Dizzy*
Testament: Nice, warm, round, succulent...
*Realizes what he's doing*
Testament: ...Steak! Yes. Steak.
Dizzy: I'll have a salad.
Bridget: Fish 'n Chips please.
Faust: I'll just have some iced tea.
Bridget: Are you sure? After all, you might not be able to help someone later if you haven't had a good meal.
Faust: Iced tea will do just fine, not like anyone's sick anymore anyway.
*Chronically Ill Man walks in.*
CIM: ARGH! I AM SO INCURABLY DISEASED! IF ONLY SOME MIRACLE DOCTOR COULD HEAL ME! WARG!
Faust: Damn ruffians making so much noise I can't wallow in my own self pity... Hey, wait! I'm clinically depressed! I'll treat myself!
*Faust leaps from his seat and swims through the air out the door laughing maniacally*
*All blink*
CIM: Well damn, I'll be in my trailer.
*CIM leaves*
Bridget: Ah, if only Kliff could be here now...
*Kliff walks by the window, stops and waves, cue laugh track*
Day 2 Scene 2
Setting: Baiken's Apartment
Cast: Baiken, Anji Mito.
*Anji's sitting on the couch playing GGX2, playing as EX Anji vs Anji on Anji's stage with Fu-u-ga going on the TV and the stereo all at once.*
Anji(Singing): Ah'm so sexay...
*Baiken walks in*
Baiken: I'm home!
*Audience applause*
Anji: Alright, just in time for me to kick your ass.
Baiken: . What?
Anji: Grab a controller.
Baiken: Sure.
*Baiken grabs a controller with -both- hands*
Anji: I love playing against people with a handicap.
Baiken: I bet.
*Baiken chooses Baiken, Anji chooses.. Axl.*
Anji: Go!
*Fights over in about 10 seconds*
Anji: What the hell?
Baiken: I dunno.
*Pats Anji on the shoulder with her -right- arm*
Baiken: S'okay boy.
Anji: But.. I. UUWAGH!
*Anji notices the robot arm, and the fact that she has a new eye*
Baiken: I got implants!
Anji: And some new limbs while you were there.
Baiken: No, those are the implants.
Anji: Damn.
Baiken: You like?
Anji: I refuse to sleep with Justice.
*Justice walks in*
Justice: That's ok, I don't want you either.
Anji & Baiken: .
Justice: Right, bye.
*Justice leaves*
Baiken: Not like we sleep together anyway.
Anji: What about last night?
Baiken: I distinctly remember not being in your bed, as you don't have one and sleep on the couch.
Anji: Yeah, well that's where it happened.
Baiken: Yes, and I had to wash the cushion you defiled in your sleep this morning too.
Anji: . So?
Baiken: Point is it wasn't me.
Anji: Sure felt like it.
Baiken: I'm so pleased you're under the impression I feel like polyester.
Day 2 Scene 3
Cast: Ky, Sol, Millia, Chipp
Setting: Park
Chipp: Yo bros.
Millia: I'm not your 'bro'.
Chipp: Oh, right then sis.
Millia: Jeez.
Sol: Hey Chipp, what's cookin'?
Chipp: Meth.
Sol: Right, stupid question.
Ky: You are aware I could arrest you, right Chipp?
Chipp: You'd never bust me man, I'm your bro.
Ky: Right. Sure.
Chipp: Hey, earlier, I was lightin' up with what's-his-name and what's-her- face, and dude jumped into the air and landed on his face. Huh huh huh, it was, like, so sweet.
Sol: Are you sure Axl's ok?
Chipp: Oh yeah man, he just like, yuh know, shrugged it off and all.
Ky: Like he shrugged off a fractured skull?
Chipp: Huh huh, yeah man, huh huh.
Millia: Right, anyway, what are you doing around here?
Chipp: Ah, a little this, a little that, yuh know.
Millia: Peddling to school kids again?
Chipp: Hey, I'm 'liberating their minds'.
Millia: And their morals.
Ky: And their money.
Sol: And their sexual inhibitions. speaking of which have you sold to Dizzy yet?
Chipp: Yeah man! It was sweet! I talked her into buying some acid man!
Sol: Right then, I have to go, sorry guys.
*Sol hurries off.*
Millia: Pervert.
Chipp: Dude.
Ky: Stud.
Chipp & Millia: .
Ky: . Yeah, I think I'll stick with a stud.
*Notices the other two.*
Ky: What? I'm getting my ear pierced.
Chipp: Sweet! I can do that!
*Chipp whips out his blade and swipes for Ky's ear, Ky barely makes it away with his hair.*
Ky: Whoa, whoa! I'd prefer a professional.
Chipp: Oh, ok, whatever man.
End
Jam: Well, that was interesting.
Slayer: Tell me about it.
Jam: Ok, well first.
Testament: Shut up, jeez.
Jam: What?
Testament: He didn't mean literally tell him.
Jam: Oh, right. Sorry.
Zappa: Hey! What about me!? I didn't get in this time!
Testament: Oh, right. Kit wanted me to tell you you're being laid off.
Zappa: From what?
Testament: . From that.
*Testament points.*
*Zappa looks.*
Testament, Slayer & Jam: Yoink!
*All run off.*
Zappa: I don't see anything, what are you pointing at. Testament?... Test? Guys? HEY! Damn it.