Well, this chapter is omake. Once again, for those who don't know the word, it means that this is fun, extra, and it doesn't apply to the plot at all! Now, let's get me some author powers!
Note: How do you like my experiment with present tense? This will only happen when it's in my POV, and whenever I state the POV, I also mean first person.
Note: After Luna-Kitsune-Blu and her Tobu-Ken show up, whenever I just say Blu or Tobu-Ken without an A or a C, it means that both of them are doing whatever I say they are doing.
Father of Time
Chapter 20 - OMAKE!
My POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"Is that the best you can do, Daddy?" Kimiko and her horse, Yuki, just beat Link and Epona in their fifth race today. It looks like fun... I wish I could join them! Wait a minute, I'm the author! What I write happens! Okay, in that case, I appear out of nowhere.
Link: What the?!
Kimiko: Who are you?
Me: I'm the author, GuruGuru214, but you can call me Kenny.
Blu: Hello!
Tobu-Ken: Don't mind her, she just ate five pounds of sugar.
Me: Why don't you meet the other Blu?
Luna-Kitsune-Blu appears out of nowhere.
Blu (Author): Where am I, and more importantly, where do you keep the ramen?
Tobu-KenA: Don't mind her, she hasn't had her ten...bowls...of... Two Blus? NOOOO!!!!
Blu (Character): It's me!
BluA: -stares-
BluC: -stares-
Me: Right. So, what shall I do to entertain myself? Hmm...
Suddenly, Tobu-Ken turns into a chicken!
Tobu-Ken (both): Which one?
Both of 'em!
Me: ph34r m4h m4d hi|in 5killz!
All: Huh?
Note to self: Never speak l33t in Hyrule.
Me: Never mind.
Tobu-Ken turns back into swords.
Tobu-Ken: Whew!
Really, really small swords.
Tobu-Ken: EEK!
Like daggers.
Tobu-KenA: You said you wouldn't do that!
Me: I lied.
BluA stabs me in the forehead again.
Me: At least Tobu-Ken isn't as big as the first time you did that.
BluA appears behind me on a full-sized Tobu-Ken, Tobu-KenB grows again, and the wound in my forehead heals itself.
Me: Come on, is that the best you can do?
BluA hits me with the back of her hand, sending me into the wall of the stables. The wall bends and slingshots me back, falling onto BluA.
Me: This is awkward...
We all go back in time to before I turned Tobu-Ken into chickens, and I'm the only one who remembers it.
Me: So, what shall I do to entertain myself? Hmm... I know!
I pull out my specially amplified Wavebird wireless controller!
Link: What are you doing with that thing?
Tobu-KenA: What good is a video game controller when there's no electricity?
Me: This is my fanfic. It has plenty of uses.
I start pushing buttons, and Link starts moving.
Link: What the?!
Link hits a Cucco with his sword.
Link: Oh 5hi7.
Hey, l33t's okay to use to cover up curse words! Anyway, Link keeps hitting the Cucco.
Link: Mommy!
Cucco: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
A swarm of Cuccos pecks Link into a bloody pulp, then leaves.
Link: Ouch.
Link passes out and gets turned back into a Hylian, rather than the bucket of bloody pulp he was a second ago.
Kimiko: That wasn't very nice. You know, I'm the most powerful mage in Hyrule. You'll be sorry.
I turn off the Wavebird just before Kimiko turns me into a Japanese schoolgirl.
Me: That wasn't very nice. You know, I'm the author of this fic. I can do anything I want, make you say anything I want, etc. Get the picture?
I turn myself back and turn Kimiko into a poodle in a tutu for ten seconds.
Kimiko: ¡Mucho queso! Huh? Where did that come from?
Ganondorf walks out of a rip in space.
Ganondorf: I'm free, I'm free!
Ganondorf falls into a wormhole, ending up back in the Sacred Realm.
Ganondorf: Dang it!
Me: This is pointless.
BluA: Yup. And they don't have any ramen. I want ramen. I had chicken. That's not ramen. It's chicken.
Tobu-KenA: And she says other people are dense...
Kimiko: ¡Mis pantalones están en fuego!
Subtitle: My pants are on fire!
Okay, Kimiko stops speaking Spanish, as long as she behaves.
Kimiko: I'm shutting up now... *halo*
BluC: This is just dumb. I'm going to go make some ramen.
BluA: You...You...have...ramen?!
BluA jumps on the back of BluC and proceeds to pound on her head with a herring.
BluA: WHY...DIDN'T...YOU...TELL...ME...YOU...HAD...RAMEN?!
BluC: You never asked.
BluA: Oh. Okay!
Blu walks inside and walks out with ramen.
Me: Well, this is getting boring. Ready to go home, Blu?
BluA: But I'm not done with my ramen yet!
Me: Oh, fine.
BluA finishes her ramen.
Me: Better?
BluA: Much.
Me: Can we go now? I don't like the idea of self-insertion.
Tobu-KenA: What about your author powers?
Me: Okay, meet Makoto and Asako.
Twin girls appear on my shoulders, both winged, one in white, one in black.
Makoto: Hello!
Asako: Yo.
Tobu-KenA: What exactly are they?
Me: Makoto's my shoulder angel, and Asako's my shoulder devil.
Tobu-KenA: Okay, then. Anything else, besides annoying fairy-like creatures?
Makoto and Asako: HEY!
Me: Meet my review blow gun!
Tobu-KenA: Sounds like a rip-off of someone's review flamethrower.
Me: Yeah, but Blu's not listening at the moment, so who cares? Besides, mine's different. Watch.
I pull out Blu's review flamethrower and use it on a dummy.
BluA: Hey!
Okay, I give it back to her. Then, I shoot a blow dart at the other dummy.
Me: See, hers leaves a pile of charred ashes, and mine leaves a puddle of green goop!
Tobu-KenA: Fine. Now can we leave this sorry excuse for something fun?
Me: Yeah, besides, too much self-insertion is bad.
BluA, Tobu-KenA, and I disappear and everyone else goes back in time, erasing all evidence we were there...
Well, I hope that isn't as horrid as it looks! Some interesting info, I was talking to Blu the night I was writing this, and she actually said the thing about the ramen and chicken. Really!
BluFox848: i want ramen
BluFox848: i had chicken
BluFox848: thats not ramen
BluFox848: its chicken
BluFox848: Tobu-Ken: and she says other people are dense...
EKGIII: Right...
Or it was something like that... Well, I'm going to get to work on my next story, so I can post all of this!
Okay, since FanFiction.net loves to make things difficult for me, I have to attach the author's note that points you to the sequel to the bottom here, so here's what would have gone under chapter 21:
Well, I done it again. Well, as you know, the fourth part of this series is going to be called Kimiko's Quest. Like I said, I wanted to put Blu in the title, but I couldn't think of a good way to do it. I'd ask for suggestions, but by the time I post this, I'll have already posted that, and I don't like changing titles in the middle. It's a pain. The url is http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1640262. I hope you will all continue to read the next story!
I'd like, once again, to thank everyone who has reviewed this. Thank you to everyone who has read this and I hope you'll all come read the next part.
GuruGuru214
Note: How do you like my experiment with present tense? This will only happen when it's in my POV, and whenever I state the POV, I also mean first person.
Note: After Luna-Kitsune-Blu and her Tobu-Ken show up, whenever I just say Blu or Tobu-Ken without an A or a C, it means that both of them are doing whatever I say they are doing.
Father of Time
Chapter 20 - OMAKE!
My POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"Is that the best you can do, Daddy?" Kimiko and her horse, Yuki, just beat Link and Epona in their fifth race today. It looks like fun... I wish I could join them! Wait a minute, I'm the author! What I write happens! Okay, in that case, I appear out of nowhere.
Link: What the?!
Kimiko: Who are you?
Me: I'm the author, GuruGuru214, but you can call me Kenny.
Blu: Hello!
Tobu-Ken: Don't mind her, she just ate five pounds of sugar.
Me: Why don't you meet the other Blu?
Luna-Kitsune-Blu appears out of nowhere.
Blu (Author): Where am I, and more importantly, where do you keep the ramen?
Tobu-KenA: Don't mind her, she hasn't had her ten...bowls...of... Two Blus? NOOOO!!!!
Blu (Character): It's me!
BluA: -stares-
BluC: -stares-
Me: Right. So, what shall I do to entertain myself? Hmm...
Suddenly, Tobu-Ken turns into a chicken!
Tobu-Ken (both): Which one?
Both of 'em!
Me: ph34r m4h m4d hi|in 5killz!
All: Huh?
Note to self: Never speak l33t in Hyrule.
Me: Never mind.
Tobu-Ken turns back into swords.
Tobu-Ken: Whew!
Really, really small swords.
Tobu-Ken: EEK!
Like daggers.
Tobu-KenA: You said you wouldn't do that!
Me: I lied.
BluA stabs me in the forehead again.
Me: At least Tobu-Ken isn't as big as the first time you did that.
BluA appears behind me on a full-sized Tobu-Ken, Tobu-KenB grows again, and the wound in my forehead heals itself.
Me: Come on, is that the best you can do?
BluA hits me with the back of her hand, sending me into the wall of the stables. The wall bends and slingshots me back, falling onto BluA.
Me: This is awkward...
We all go back in time to before I turned Tobu-Ken into chickens, and I'm the only one who remembers it.
Me: So, what shall I do to entertain myself? Hmm... I know!
I pull out my specially amplified Wavebird wireless controller!
Link: What are you doing with that thing?
Tobu-KenA: What good is a video game controller when there's no electricity?
Me: This is my fanfic. It has plenty of uses.
I start pushing buttons, and Link starts moving.
Link: What the?!
Link hits a Cucco with his sword.
Link: Oh 5hi7.
Hey, l33t's okay to use to cover up curse words! Anyway, Link keeps hitting the Cucco.
Link: Mommy!
Cucco: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
A swarm of Cuccos pecks Link into a bloody pulp, then leaves.
Link: Ouch.
Link passes out and gets turned back into a Hylian, rather than the bucket of bloody pulp he was a second ago.
Kimiko: That wasn't very nice. You know, I'm the most powerful mage in Hyrule. You'll be sorry.
I turn off the Wavebird just before Kimiko turns me into a Japanese schoolgirl.
Me: That wasn't very nice. You know, I'm the author of this fic. I can do anything I want, make you say anything I want, etc. Get the picture?
I turn myself back and turn Kimiko into a poodle in a tutu for ten seconds.
Kimiko: ¡Mucho queso! Huh? Where did that come from?
Ganondorf walks out of a rip in space.
Ganondorf: I'm free, I'm free!
Ganondorf falls into a wormhole, ending up back in the Sacred Realm.
Ganondorf: Dang it!
Me: This is pointless.
BluA: Yup. And they don't have any ramen. I want ramen. I had chicken. That's not ramen. It's chicken.
Tobu-KenA: And she says other people are dense...
Kimiko: ¡Mis pantalones están en fuego!
Subtitle: My pants are on fire!
Okay, Kimiko stops speaking Spanish, as long as she behaves.
Kimiko: I'm shutting up now... *halo*
BluC: This is just dumb. I'm going to go make some ramen.
BluA: You...You...have...ramen?!
BluA jumps on the back of BluC and proceeds to pound on her head with a herring.
BluA: WHY...DIDN'T...YOU...TELL...ME...YOU...HAD...RAMEN?!
BluC: You never asked.
BluA: Oh. Okay!
Blu walks inside and walks out with ramen.
Me: Well, this is getting boring. Ready to go home, Blu?
BluA: But I'm not done with my ramen yet!
Me: Oh, fine.
BluA finishes her ramen.
Me: Better?
BluA: Much.
Me: Can we go now? I don't like the idea of self-insertion.
Tobu-KenA: What about your author powers?
Me: Okay, meet Makoto and Asako.
Twin girls appear on my shoulders, both winged, one in white, one in black.
Makoto: Hello!
Asako: Yo.
Tobu-KenA: What exactly are they?
Me: Makoto's my shoulder angel, and Asako's my shoulder devil.
Tobu-KenA: Okay, then. Anything else, besides annoying fairy-like creatures?
Makoto and Asako: HEY!
Me: Meet my review blow gun!
Tobu-KenA: Sounds like a rip-off of someone's review flamethrower.
Me: Yeah, but Blu's not listening at the moment, so who cares? Besides, mine's different. Watch.
I pull out Blu's review flamethrower and use it on a dummy.
BluA: Hey!
Okay, I give it back to her. Then, I shoot a blow dart at the other dummy.
Me: See, hers leaves a pile of charred ashes, and mine leaves a puddle of green goop!
Tobu-KenA: Fine. Now can we leave this sorry excuse for something fun?
Me: Yeah, besides, too much self-insertion is bad.
BluA, Tobu-KenA, and I disappear and everyone else goes back in time, erasing all evidence we were there...
Well, I hope that isn't as horrid as it looks! Some interesting info, I was talking to Blu the night I was writing this, and she actually said the thing about the ramen and chicken. Really!
BluFox848: i want ramen
BluFox848: i had chicken
BluFox848: thats not ramen
BluFox848: its chicken
BluFox848: Tobu-Ken: and she says other people are dense...
EKGIII: Right...
Or it was something like that... Well, I'm going to get to work on my next story, so I can post all of this!
Okay, since FanFiction.net loves to make things difficult for me, I have to attach the author's note that points you to the sequel to the bottom here, so here's what would have gone under chapter 21:
Well, I done it again. Well, as you know, the fourth part of this series is going to be called Kimiko's Quest. Like I said, I wanted to put Blu in the title, but I couldn't think of a good way to do it. I'd ask for suggestions, but by the time I post this, I'll have already posted that, and I don't like changing titles in the middle. It's a pain. The url is http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1640262. I hope you will all continue to read the next story!
I'd like, once again, to thank everyone who has reviewed this. Thank you to everyone who has read this and I hope you'll all come read the next part.
GuruGuru214