Jaken is a sick frickin weirdo.... I just deleted one of his e-mails... telling him to go to the mirror and look at it, look at it real good yeah then I tossed him a nickel and told him to GO DOWN TOWN AND HAVE A MOLE NAW HIS FACE OFF HIS FACE......safty no cherry bomb... Kag-chan pops out from under some fur * eyebrows rise* even the childs despreate to help his mother in need. *fur?* dude whos fur? your leaving some one cold on this winter night...that' not nice^_^'' hmm wonder how she got it?? kag-chan disapears from sight but only one thing was left behind A POGO STICK!!! sakura hops on pogo stick * furry* NM hops after a distant sight of a blob of fur.... and mixed together with long hairs...wait! blonde and white hairs!!! *hope that' grey hairs* KAG-CHAN!!! *huffs in disappointment* sees a red blob... ohh lala sussey fuss RED BULL gives you wings.. hops on the "red" blob. GIVE ME A MAKEUP KISS BROTHER- that does not sound right *smooch* rat boy poops up oops pops up SMOOCH?! headako pops up DONT TOUCH IT!!! * strokes red trench* I told you not to touch it!!! trench flys off to reveal... is that my fault *vash cries* I did not want anyone to know about my secret!! Sakura falls on floor trench and all. sess pops up i know how you feel brother.....we are BARE lil boys!! I'm furless and you well are * vash covers the Ricky boxers* weird.... * THATS HURTFUL!* *sess walks away but trips over vashs big "ricky" boxers* *rip* *gasp* *vash: ^_^* wow, look what popped out of the 70's *sparkle* vash: check mate fur!* *sparkle* WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??? WILL SESS LIVE WITH THE HUMILIATION?? WILL VASH RECOVER OVER THE BETTER OFF DEAD MOMMENT?? WILL SAKURA GET OFF THAT POGO STICK AND TRENCH AND THE GROUND ETC. AGAIN... WILL KAGOME BE WARM THIS WINTER??? STAY TUNE TILL NEXT TIME!!!! SEE YA SOON!! HAHAHAHA

AN: Case your wondering this was bit unplanned so it's a bit messy. Yeah well anyways few things I should point out; 'safety no cherry bomb' is a warning. It kind of means someone ahem passed. cough gas cough Okay any questions? Sess: I have one. LadyMissymia: And what would that be my love slave? Sess raises eyebrow LadyMissymia: What is with that?! Sess: My question first. What is sparkling, and who is Ricky? LadyMissymia: Well blush the sparkle is you my dear. It's your. uh. span- sakura pops up eye brows raise Snap. No. More. Brows! Sakura: Other than the fact that I love Vash the Stampede, SHH! Don't tell them sparkly parts. They have to find out next chapter! LadyMissymia: Okay well hope ya enjoyed it! ~WARNING NO ANIME CHARACTERS ARE HARMED PHYSICALLY DURING THE MAKING OF THIS FANFIC.~ Oh yeah I ENJOY death threats! Bring 'em on! Flies fur around neck Sess: I want that back you know. LadyMissymia: Come and get it then hides screaming Next chapter!!! Sess stops mid-air Never mind. I'll be back. Weird accent C-ya!