Disclaimer: I don't own slipknot, their song spit it out, the concert, or
LOK.
Long time, no write. I have been waiting for 5 rewievs, but I got 4. I don't want to wait any more, so I'm just gonna continue the story now. But first, the compulsory kudos:
ElemantalAngel - Well, here it is. Hope you'll enjoy this.
Silveriss - Well, since you started to hear voices, I better continue this, huh?
Angel-chan - I'm afraid it's too late, Angel-chan. I have already been possesed by one of dem black demons. Rooarh.
Sarryn - Glad you like it.
And now, to the story.
Turel: aren't you forgetting something?
Demon: What are you referring to?
Turel: Your stupid Turel bashing that appears at any chapter, and most of your rewievs.
Demon: Now that you're saying it, my chainsaw is hungry.
Sounds of chainsaws and screams can be heard. The story will now continue.
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Corey is cycling through town on his bike. No, actually, he has a motor bike, so it goes extremely fast. (I don't have a motorcykle. It ain't my character.) He is heading for a protestant church.
Corey: Okay, I seriously don't know who you guys are, but STOP SWERVING.
Hash: Don't make me beat your puny mortal a#%.
Concept of a demon appears and whacks Hash, but since Hash is part of the possession crew, it has to be Corey. (I mean, how could we both appear in the same story?)
Concept: It's a pg-rated story, you stupid demon. Now I'm gonna have to change it.
Turel: But it's censcored.
Concept: Oh, okay.
Corey is pissed, so he rams the bike into my legs. Ouch.
Corey: If we're done here, could we please - No, get that sword away from my arm.
Kain: Where are we going anyway?
Corey: I'm gonna get all of you morons out of me. So we are going to the church.
They all arrive at the church.
Preacher: - And that is why, scissors are a sin. Now I'd like to talk to you about -
Corey burst into the building and yells: a preacher. A preacher. My bike for a preacher.
Scene shift to some kind of room in the church. Corey is strapped to a bed.
Hash: This is getting boring.
Preacher: The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you.
SR.Raziel: Shut up. You are very annoying, preacher boy. I'll just really silence you.
Dumah: No, Raziel, don't.
Everyone else but Corey and the preacher: ???
Dumah: Let me.
Corey breaks free from the very tight and inescapable leather straps (He is possessed by some very strong characters, remember?)
Preacher: Oh, poo.
Later on, some church goers finds the preacher. He has been choked to death with the baptism font.
Corey is on the road again. He's heading home. Okay, he's at home. He's gonna talk to his mother.
Corey: Mom, I'll be going to the Slipknot concert now. Bye.
Mommy: Bubye, honey.
Corey is now at the Slipknot concert. He will for this sequence be called Corey1, since another Corey (the lead singer in Slipknot) will be joining in. This Corey will be called Corey2.
Corey2: London, England. I am going to ask you to do something completely chaotic and f..ng insane. I gonna to ask you for proof that London is the craziest f..ng crowd in Europe, or anywhere else on the f..ng planet. Are you ready to take the f..ng test, my friends? Are you ready to take the f..ng test, my friends? Well, you're about to get your f..ng chance, because this is an old song.
The crowd has been cheering all along.
Corey2: This song is called (dramatic pause) SPIT IT OUT. (Crowd goes extremely loud) (Singing): Since you never gave a damn in the first place, maybe it's time you had the tables turned, coz in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved, and the verdict's guilty. Man nearly killed me stepping where you fear to thread, stop drop and roll, you were dead from the git-go. Big motherf.er, stupid c...er, are you scared of me now, then you're dumber than I thought. Always is and never was, foundation made of p..s and vinegar (is that a curseword?) Step to me, I'll smear ya, think I fear ya, bulls..t, just another dumb punk c...ng at this t%/. Is there any way to break through the noise, was it something that I said that got you bent? Gonna be that way if you want it, sanity, literal profanity, hit me. C'mon.
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out C'mon.
The song goes on, and Hash is starting to change his attitude. You know how he used to be a rapper? (Of course you don't, I didn't go into any details about it at all.)
Hash: That is a great band. What have I been doing with hip-hop? This band is much better. Corey, what is the name of this band?
Corey1: Haven't you been listening to me?
Hash: I haven't been listening a lot.
Corey1: They are called Slipknot. They are one of the best bands I have ever heard. (Oops, I just made a similarity between myself and Corey. Damn.)
Kain: I like it, too, Hash. But I can't quite see the stage show. (He starts jumping up into the air. Anone who saw their London concert knows this is a bad idea. He gets a beer bottle in the head.) Oouch!!!! (He quickly finds the person who threw the bottle and a fight ensues. By the way, this went on during the first verse of the song. I'm not gonna write any more verses, because I suspect, that I'll get thrown off ff.net.)
Slipknot's front singer is telling everybody to get down on the ground. He even sends the dj out (though I don't know when.) to get people to get down. The fight between Kain and alot of people is done now.
Corey2: Bam, are you sick of me, JUMP THE F..K UP.
Everybody jumps up in the air. The concert goes on with a lot of beer throwing and fights started by Kain. The concert ends, and Corey is about to go home on his motorbike, when he realizes he's still possessed. And the other characters are starting to wake up now. They have been sleeping through most of the events. And now they start talking because the motorbike is sounding like something very buzzy and dangerous.
Turel: Yawn, what is that noise?
Dumah: Who took my chainsaw?
Rahab: Zephon probably has it.
Zephon: I didn't take it.
Melchiah: But you didn't mind telling me about your plans to steal it.
Mortanius: Actually, I think Janos has it.
Janos Audron: I did, but I gave it to Vorador.
Vorador: Then Moebius stole it from me.
Moebius: And I gave it to my master.
Hash,ak,gik: You are talking about the elder god, you moron.
Moebius: Oh yeah, that's right. D'oh.
Ariel: Don't steal from the Simpsons.
Vraziel: I think the author is gonna steal things from anything he likes. I think there's something about a cabin later on.
Concept of a demon appears once again. He slaps Vraziel.
Demon: Damn omniscient vampiric pretty boy.
Vraziel: Ah, you are just jealous.
Demon: But you are wearing lipstick. I can't say I'm jealous about that for starters. And I don't dig your hair, neither. And people just assume you get a lot of women, there have been no proof.
Turel from my intros appears and drags me out of the story again. Corey has been driving all along, and he now needs to vent his frustrations with the situation, so he starts to drive insanely fast, and before you can say Hash'ak'gik, there is the sound of sirens.
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How will Corey get out of this situation? Did this chapter have any relevance to the story? Where is Umah? All of this will be answered next time on: The exorc oh, wait a minute.
The first five reviewers will make an appearance in the next chapter, if they like to be in it. Only the first five count and there are some demands. You must be signed in when you review. You must have an informative bio, telling relevant info. And your review must not be a flaming. I don't know why I rant so much about flames. I never experienced them. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. It took some time to write. But probably not more than 2 hours.
Bye for now.
Long time, no write. I have been waiting for 5 rewievs, but I got 4. I don't want to wait any more, so I'm just gonna continue the story now. But first, the compulsory kudos:
ElemantalAngel - Well, here it is. Hope you'll enjoy this.
Silveriss - Well, since you started to hear voices, I better continue this, huh?
Angel-chan - I'm afraid it's too late, Angel-chan. I have already been possesed by one of dem black demons. Rooarh.
Sarryn - Glad you like it.
And now, to the story.
Turel: aren't you forgetting something?
Demon: What are you referring to?
Turel: Your stupid Turel bashing that appears at any chapter, and most of your rewievs.
Demon: Now that you're saying it, my chainsaw is hungry.
Sounds of chainsaws and screams can be heard. The story will now continue.
***********************************************************************
Corey is cycling through town on his bike. No, actually, he has a motor bike, so it goes extremely fast. (I don't have a motorcykle. It ain't my character.) He is heading for a protestant church.
Corey: Okay, I seriously don't know who you guys are, but STOP SWERVING.
Hash: Don't make me beat your puny mortal a#%.
Concept of a demon appears and whacks Hash, but since Hash is part of the possession crew, it has to be Corey. (I mean, how could we both appear in the same story?)
Concept: It's a pg-rated story, you stupid demon. Now I'm gonna have to change it.
Turel: But it's censcored.
Concept: Oh, okay.
Corey is pissed, so he rams the bike into my legs. Ouch.
Corey: If we're done here, could we please - No, get that sword away from my arm.
Kain: Where are we going anyway?
Corey: I'm gonna get all of you morons out of me. So we are going to the church.
They all arrive at the church.
Preacher: - And that is why, scissors are a sin. Now I'd like to talk to you about -
Corey burst into the building and yells: a preacher. A preacher. My bike for a preacher.
Scene shift to some kind of room in the church. Corey is strapped to a bed.
Hash: This is getting boring.
Preacher: The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you.
SR.Raziel: Shut up. You are very annoying, preacher boy. I'll just really silence you.
Dumah: No, Raziel, don't.
Everyone else but Corey and the preacher: ???
Dumah: Let me.
Corey breaks free from the very tight and inescapable leather straps (He is possessed by some very strong characters, remember?)
Preacher: Oh, poo.
Later on, some church goers finds the preacher. He has been choked to death with the baptism font.
Corey is on the road again. He's heading home. Okay, he's at home. He's gonna talk to his mother.
Corey: Mom, I'll be going to the Slipknot concert now. Bye.
Mommy: Bubye, honey.
Corey is now at the Slipknot concert. He will for this sequence be called Corey1, since another Corey (the lead singer in Slipknot) will be joining in. This Corey will be called Corey2.
Corey2: London, England. I am going to ask you to do something completely chaotic and f..ng insane. I gonna to ask you for proof that London is the craziest f..ng crowd in Europe, or anywhere else on the f..ng planet. Are you ready to take the f..ng test, my friends? Are you ready to take the f..ng test, my friends? Well, you're about to get your f..ng chance, because this is an old song.
The crowd has been cheering all along.
Corey2: This song is called (dramatic pause) SPIT IT OUT. (Crowd goes extremely loud) (Singing): Since you never gave a damn in the first place, maybe it's time you had the tables turned, coz in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved, and the verdict's guilty. Man nearly killed me stepping where you fear to thread, stop drop and roll, you were dead from the git-go. Big motherf.er, stupid c...er, are you scared of me now, then you're dumber than I thought. Always is and never was, foundation made of p..s and vinegar (is that a curseword?) Step to me, I'll smear ya, think I fear ya, bulls..t, just another dumb punk c...ng at this t%/. Is there any way to break through the noise, was it something that I said that got you bent? Gonna be that way if you want it, sanity, literal profanity, hit me. C'mon.
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out
Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out C'mon.
The song goes on, and Hash is starting to change his attitude. You know how he used to be a rapper? (Of course you don't, I didn't go into any details about it at all.)
Hash: That is a great band. What have I been doing with hip-hop? This band is much better. Corey, what is the name of this band?
Corey1: Haven't you been listening to me?
Hash: I haven't been listening a lot.
Corey1: They are called Slipknot. They are one of the best bands I have ever heard. (Oops, I just made a similarity between myself and Corey. Damn.)
Kain: I like it, too, Hash. But I can't quite see the stage show. (He starts jumping up into the air. Anone who saw their London concert knows this is a bad idea. He gets a beer bottle in the head.) Oouch!!!! (He quickly finds the person who threw the bottle and a fight ensues. By the way, this went on during the first verse of the song. I'm not gonna write any more verses, because I suspect, that I'll get thrown off ff.net.)
Slipknot's front singer is telling everybody to get down on the ground. He even sends the dj out (though I don't know when.) to get people to get down. The fight between Kain and alot of people is done now.
Corey2: Bam, are you sick of me, JUMP THE F..K UP.
Everybody jumps up in the air. The concert goes on with a lot of beer throwing and fights started by Kain. The concert ends, and Corey is about to go home on his motorbike, when he realizes he's still possessed. And the other characters are starting to wake up now. They have been sleeping through most of the events. And now they start talking because the motorbike is sounding like something very buzzy and dangerous.
Turel: Yawn, what is that noise?
Dumah: Who took my chainsaw?
Rahab: Zephon probably has it.
Zephon: I didn't take it.
Melchiah: But you didn't mind telling me about your plans to steal it.
Mortanius: Actually, I think Janos has it.
Janos Audron: I did, but I gave it to Vorador.
Vorador: Then Moebius stole it from me.
Moebius: And I gave it to my master.
Hash,ak,gik: You are talking about the elder god, you moron.
Moebius: Oh yeah, that's right. D'oh.
Ariel: Don't steal from the Simpsons.
Vraziel: I think the author is gonna steal things from anything he likes. I think there's something about a cabin later on.
Concept of a demon appears once again. He slaps Vraziel.
Demon: Damn omniscient vampiric pretty boy.
Vraziel: Ah, you are just jealous.
Demon: But you are wearing lipstick. I can't say I'm jealous about that for starters. And I don't dig your hair, neither. And people just assume you get a lot of women, there have been no proof.
Turel from my intros appears and drags me out of the story again. Corey has been driving all along, and he now needs to vent his frustrations with the situation, so he starts to drive insanely fast, and before you can say Hash'ak'gik, there is the sound of sirens.
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How will Corey get out of this situation? Did this chapter have any relevance to the story? Where is Umah? All of this will be answered next time on: The exorc oh, wait a minute.
The first five reviewers will make an appearance in the next chapter, if they like to be in it. Only the first five count and there are some demands. You must be signed in when you review. You must have an informative bio, telling relevant info. And your review must not be a flaming. I don't know why I rant so much about flames. I never experienced them. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. It took some time to write. But probably not more than 2 hours.
Bye for now.