Man, I'm impatient. I can't even wait for 5 reviews. Anyways, I'm writing
this on the day before my birthday. But I posted it on my birthday. I hope.
May the 8th. I'll be 15. Now I can - Oh no, I'm not telling. I don't feel
like getting banned again.
Psycho Virus83: Ahh, give him back. I need him for the story. Oh well, I know how to handle this. (Snatches Corey back.) The reason that vamp-Raz doesn't hurt me back, is because that he now knows just how terrible my chainsaw fetish is.
OrpheumZero: So I will. Oddly enough, they had the very same argument last night. (?)
Okay, here goes.
Turel: Phew.
Where do you think you're going?!
-sounds of chainsaw being litten on fire and cranked on. Cool combination, huh?-
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Cop: Aren't you too young to ride a motorcycle, son?
Corey (but it is Ariel speaking. Hehehe.): I'm probably older than you, you hypocrite.
Melchiah: You show him, mom.
Zephon: Shut up, Mel.
Kain: Don't talk that way to your brother.
Cop: ?
Mortanius: Let's double the fun.
Moebius: Yes.
A huge flash appears and lightning strikes Corey. When the smoke clears, 4 vampires are standing next to the cop.
Cop: ??
Sebastian: What in satan's sausages (sorry, Mortalsora) am I doing here?
Marcus: And what's up with Mr. Helmet sunglasses here?
Cop: ???
Faustus: What are all those shining lights?
Faustus jumps back into town, even though they were all 5 miles out of town, uhh city, whatever. And I have no idea how much miles are. We use the metric system here in Denmark.
Corey: Who were that? Tell me now, I want to know what's going on.
Vorador: There are more important matters at foot.
Cop: ????? WHAT IN THE NAME OF HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED IS GOING ON?
Hash: Well, basically, we are a bunch of vampires/demons/ghosts/pillar guardians who have possessed this young boy, because we are looking for one of us's wife, who have gone here.
Cop: The weirdo who jumped into town, is he dangerous?
Kain: We can catch him, if he's a problem.
Cop: Is he a vampire?
Kain: Yes.
Cop: Catch him.
Magnus: MEAT!
SRRaziel: Yes, we know.
Magnus: MEAT!
Mortanius: But, the ticket.
Corey: Screw that. We got a vamp to catch.
Magnus: WHY IS BOY IN TOO BIG CLOTHING TALKING IN DIFFERENT VOICES?
Kain: He's possessed.
Magnus: OKAY, MASTER KAIN. SAY, LONG-HAIRED ONE, DO YOU HAVE ANY MEAT? COULD I POSSIBLY GNAW AT YOUR ARM?
Corey: Look, buddies, you better get this freak away from me.
Cop: I'll handle this.
The cop tries to strain Magnus. What a dumbass.
Magnus: HELMET WILL JOIN FRIEND FAUSTUS IN LONDON.
Corey: How does he know it's called London?
VRaz: Another omniscient.
Kain: Yes, that happens when you are insane in the same degree as Magnus.
Rahab: Let's just go find Faustus.
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Meanwhile, Umah is jumping from host to host. And before you can say "KainRazielTurelDumahRahabZephonMelchiah", you guessed it.
Jenny: What's happening?
Umah: What is this place?
Jenny: AAAARRRGGGHHH, THERE'S SOMETHING TALKING THROUGH ME.
Umah: Well, Ladida. *****************************************
Faustus: My my my, I never seen so many humans in my life. This is paradise. First I get a human dropped in front of me, and he's not even dead, and then there's all these people.
Kain: at last we found you.
Faustus: Kain. You should try this human. It's delicious.
Kain: Okay.
Corey: NO NO NO NO NO NO. I'm sure as hell not going to drink blood.
Dumah: But it's tasty.
Zephon: And it tastes like chicken. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
For no reason at all, Lars Ulrich from Metallica walks in and play the drumsticks on Faustus' head, effectively knocking him out.
Concept: Thanks, Lars.
Lars: You're welcome. Now stop dragging your favorite bands into the story.
VRaz: Another omniscient.
Kain: For blood's sake, Raziel, stop saying that. He could just as well be insane.
Hash: Who's Metallica?
Corey puts on headphones and Metallica, Master of puppets.
Hash: I like your taste in music, Corey.
Kain: Oh great, now we gotta listen to rock music because he likes that music.
Corey: It's not my fault he's a conformist.
Concept appears and whacks Corey with the end of a "boomstick", saying hypocrite. God, I love that expression, "boomstick". Corey gets extremely pissed, and starts copying DBZ.
Corey: Kaioken 958x. Kamehameha.
Concept: Crap.
Concept is thus knocked out and is unable to continue the story.
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Okay, Now you gotta review. It pays for my aspirine. If you got any ideas, feel free to tell them to me. Next chapter, I will use anyone who reviewed thus far as guest stars, unless they object, or I can't find any way to bring them into the story.
So, what did you think?
Psycho Virus83: Ahh, give him back. I need him for the story. Oh well, I know how to handle this. (Snatches Corey back.) The reason that vamp-Raz doesn't hurt me back, is because that he now knows just how terrible my chainsaw fetish is.
OrpheumZero: So I will. Oddly enough, they had the very same argument last night. (?)
Okay, here goes.
Turel: Phew.
Where do you think you're going?!
-sounds of chainsaw being litten on fire and cranked on. Cool combination, huh?-
*****************************************
Cop: Aren't you too young to ride a motorcycle, son?
Corey (but it is Ariel speaking. Hehehe.): I'm probably older than you, you hypocrite.
Melchiah: You show him, mom.
Zephon: Shut up, Mel.
Kain: Don't talk that way to your brother.
Cop: ?
Mortanius: Let's double the fun.
Moebius: Yes.
A huge flash appears and lightning strikes Corey. When the smoke clears, 4 vampires are standing next to the cop.
Cop: ??
Sebastian: What in satan's sausages (sorry, Mortalsora) am I doing here?
Marcus: And what's up with Mr. Helmet sunglasses here?
Cop: ???
Faustus: What are all those shining lights?
Faustus jumps back into town, even though they were all 5 miles out of town, uhh city, whatever. And I have no idea how much miles are. We use the metric system here in Denmark.
Corey: Who were that? Tell me now, I want to know what's going on.
Vorador: There are more important matters at foot.
Cop: ????? WHAT IN THE NAME OF HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED IS GOING ON?
Hash: Well, basically, we are a bunch of vampires/demons/ghosts/pillar guardians who have possessed this young boy, because we are looking for one of us's wife, who have gone here.
Cop: The weirdo who jumped into town, is he dangerous?
Kain: We can catch him, if he's a problem.
Cop: Is he a vampire?
Kain: Yes.
Cop: Catch him.
Magnus: MEAT!
SRRaziel: Yes, we know.
Magnus: MEAT!
Mortanius: But, the ticket.
Corey: Screw that. We got a vamp to catch.
Magnus: WHY IS BOY IN TOO BIG CLOTHING TALKING IN DIFFERENT VOICES?
Kain: He's possessed.
Magnus: OKAY, MASTER KAIN. SAY, LONG-HAIRED ONE, DO YOU HAVE ANY MEAT? COULD I POSSIBLY GNAW AT YOUR ARM?
Corey: Look, buddies, you better get this freak away from me.
Cop: I'll handle this.
The cop tries to strain Magnus. What a dumbass.
Magnus: HELMET WILL JOIN FRIEND FAUSTUS IN LONDON.
Corey: How does he know it's called London?
VRaz: Another omniscient.
Kain: Yes, that happens when you are insane in the same degree as Magnus.
Rahab: Let's just go find Faustus.
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Meanwhile, Umah is jumping from host to host. And before you can say "KainRazielTurelDumahRahabZephonMelchiah", you guessed it.
Jenny: What's happening?
Umah: What is this place?
Jenny: AAAARRRGGGHHH, THERE'S SOMETHING TALKING THROUGH ME.
Umah: Well, Ladida. *****************************************
Faustus: My my my, I never seen so many humans in my life. This is paradise. First I get a human dropped in front of me, and he's not even dead, and then there's all these people.
Kain: at last we found you.
Faustus: Kain. You should try this human. It's delicious.
Kain: Okay.
Corey: NO NO NO NO NO NO. I'm sure as hell not going to drink blood.
Dumah: But it's tasty.
Zephon: And it tastes like chicken. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
For no reason at all, Lars Ulrich from Metallica walks in and play the drumsticks on Faustus' head, effectively knocking him out.
Concept: Thanks, Lars.
Lars: You're welcome. Now stop dragging your favorite bands into the story.
VRaz: Another omniscient.
Kain: For blood's sake, Raziel, stop saying that. He could just as well be insane.
Hash: Who's Metallica?
Corey puts on headphones and Metallica, Master of puppets.
Hash: I like your taste in music, Corey.
Kain: Oh great, now we gotta listen to rock music because he likes that music.
Corey: It's not my fault he's a conformist.
Concept appears and whacks Corey with the end of a "boomstick", saying hypocrite. God, I love that expression, "boomstick". Corey gets extremely pissed, and starts copying DBZ.
Corey: Kaioken 958x. Kamehameha.
Concept: Crap.
Concept is thus knocked out and is unable to continue the story.
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Okay, Now you gotta review. It pays for my aspirine. If you got any ideas, feel free to tell them to me. Next chapter, I will use anyone who reviewed thus far as guest stars, unless they object, or I can't find any way to bring them into the story.
So, what did you think?