Disclaimer: Ich eine keine. God, I suck at german. Anyways, what I meant to
say was that I don't own a lot of things in this story.
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to the fact that I think that the original version of Metallica's "Of wolf and man" sounded odd, because I heard it on S & M first. For all you perverts, that was a concert cd/dvd, not what you thought it was. This story also has been inspired by Psycho Virus83, who was kind enough to give some ideas.
Kudos: I don't seem to be able to get more than two reviews. Anyways:
Psycho Virus83: Umm, are you in love with Corey? Or is it because he's possessed by the LOK characters? Anyways, thou shalt not poke with a spear. It hurts. Also, you will recognize some of the things happening in this chapter. I have included some of the stuff you suggested.
OrpheumZero: Well, we'll just see, won't we?
Turel: You know, concept, I don't think Corey knocked you out hard enough in last chapter.
Concept: Oh, he did, it's just that aspirins don't cost very much.
Turel: You are never gonna be able to pull off getting all of those authors into the story.
Concept: We'll just see about that!
-Sounds of a chainsaw and screaming can be heard as the story is started.- ****************************************************************
So Faustus is knocked out and all are happy.
Magnus: MEAT!
SRRaz: Yes, I know, it's odd. How COULD it be that I lost my omniscience ability in the abyss?
VRaz: I know that! It's because.
4 hours later
Magnus: MEAT!
SRRaz: Of course, how could I be so blind?
Kain: Because your eyes burned away in the abyss.
Corey: How long are you going to have me possessed?
Moebius: Until we find my staff.
Now would probably be a good time to say that Moebius has a very whiny voice. It makes Steve Urcle's voice sound macho.
Magnus: MEAT!
Corey: We forgot it at the concert? Damn.
The bunch (uhh) is now back at the concert hall. The band has left the building. Suddenly, a rythmic drumming sound is heard. It is the best drumming Corey has ever heard. He goes to investigate the sound. It seems to be coming from the other side of the corner. He passes the corner only to see some idiot with way too big pants headbanging the drums. Needless to say, this is going very fast.
Janos: He's gonna crack his head by doing that.
Vorador: Get it? "Crack"? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Concept (the guy at the drums): I don't think drug talk is allowed on a PG- 13 rated story. Now stop trying to get me banned.
Zephon: Oh, great. Now it IS a selfinsertion fic. I better take over world so I can change this.
For no real reason, a hellofalot of smurfs run in.
Sebastian: ORPHEUMZERO TO THE RESCUE!
Some guy named Samuel arrives.
Corey (is being choked by 5 smurfs): How.. ack. is he. get off me. going to help us?
Samuel: That's easy. I'll just transform into my alter ego. MORPHING ORPHEUM!
Samuel gets transformed into a morphine.
Orpheum: GRANDI #5!
Orpheum is now killing smurfs. However, MITISMURF comes in. A creature of ultimate power (yeah, right, he's just pretty strong). He starts to summon 5 million smurfs.
Sebastian: He's gonna need some help with those smurfs. PSYCHOVIRUS83 TO THE RESCUE!
PS-medusa mode: Hehe, smurfs. Gotta kill them.
PS-lisa mode: Is that a stupid man? -points at MITISMURF-
Concept: Yes it is.
PS-medusa and PS-lisa melts together to create: "SUPERPSYCHO"! Defender of dreamers and good stories.
Sorry, it seems that I'm going a little ego-maniac now. That's good. Muahahahahahaha.
Corey: Freaking smurfs.
Orpheum makes his morph sword into some weird 90-edged sword. He then starts killing smurfs. SUPERPSYCHO does the same, except with her whip and it's onetailed. They kill 5 million smurfs. I seem to be exaggerating this story.
MITISMURF: Bwahaha, I will take over the world.
Zephon: OH, HELL NO. That's my job.
Zephon kicks all of the smurfs asses, and then blows up MITISMURF with a hand-grenade. Don't know where he got that one from, though. So, basically, Zephon is the HERO OF THE DAY. Puts the Metallica song on to emphazise point. This pisses off Lars Ulrich. He comes in and plays the drumsticks on Concept's head.
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Jenny: Get out of me.
Umah: Sure. When we find my husband. -whisper- Kain, where are you?
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Kain: I am in a place called London. At some odd tower.
Corey: Screw this, I'm going home.
Kain: Wait, I'm not done yet.
Corey: Too bad.
It is now Monday. Corey is at school.
Corey: God, I hate school.
SRRaz: Let's put vamp Raz in charge.
Math-
Teacher: So, how are we all doing today?
Random girl: Well, I.
Teacher: QUIET! Now, can anyone tell me if you know a good haircutter. I need a haircut, because my wife is very hair-raising. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. -The teacher is practically rolling at the floor and anyone else is just rolling their eyes.-
Kain: God, he sucks.
Teacher: Up to the principal, young man.
Principal office-
Principal: Now, Corey, I'm very disappointed. You stay after school to write at the chalkboard: I will not say my teacher sucks. And you write it a hundred times.
Corey: But it's not me.
Dumah: Screw this. -kills principal.-
Corey: Great, I'm probably going to be blamed for that, too.
Corey starts to shake. All of a sudden, he goes mad. He goes into the hand. He starts to punch himself in the face. He grabs his hair and flips himself over. He goes down into the leg. He kicks backwards and hits his head. Goes flying into the wall. Kicks forward and flyes backwards. He does a Matrix move and sits in the air, kicking himself in the crotch. He then starts choking himself. All of those from LOK inside of him is getting pissed off by this.
Melchiah: Please stop hurting me, mister.
Zephon: You are gonna die!
Rahab: Self-destruct!
Dumah: You are not a pokemon, Rahab.
Turel: Haha, Rahab thinks he's a pokemon.
VRaz: Knee him in the groin.
SRRaz: But Vorador is in charge of that place.
VRaz: Yeah, I know.
Mortanius: Guess who's in the hand.
Corey slams his hand into the desk and impales it with a knife. He grabs for a chainsaw.
Corey: Get out of me, you freaks.
He slaps himself on the side of the head, and out flyes Moebius.
Moebius: I know where you live. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Corey: No, really? Well, I wasn't there with all you guys anyway.
Magnus: I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE!
Corey: Why are you still here?
Magnus: I WANT MY MEAT!
Corey: That guy certainly makes some intelligent conversations. Oh, hi, Jenny.
Jenny: Hi, Corey.
Kain: Hi, Jenny.
SRRaz: Hi there
VRaz: Well, what do you know.
Turel: Who is she?
Dumah: Wanna see me flex my muscle?
Rahab: No, Dumbass, she wants some intelligence.
Zephon: She has to meet me then. But first, I will take over the world.
Melchiah: Hello, ma'am
Mortanius: Shut up, you little punk.
Janos Audron: Be more nice to the children, Morty.
Vorador: Hey, there, hot stuff.
Hash,ak,gik: She would make a proper sacrifice.
Ariel: Shut up, ass. -kicks Hash, but in order to do this she must kick Corey-
Jenny: What the hell are you doing, Corey?
Corey: Well, it seems that I have been possessed by some odd people. They are looking for their wife.
Ariel: You mean Kain's wife.
Vorador: aww, I was hoping for some.
Concept: Finish that sentence and I'll kill you with this chainsaw.
Silveriss: I thought I heard Rahab?
Rahab: You did.
Silveriss starts pulling in Corey. But it doesn't work.
VRaz: Rahab, get up in the head.
Rahab: Okay.
Corey then kicks himself in the back of his head, and out comes Rahab.
Rahab: Free at last.
Silveriss: Wohoo. Wanna come to my class with me?
Rahab: Sure. You look like a swell person.
Vorador: Swell?
Corey: Whatever. Everybody. Get up in my head and I will kick you out.
Kain: This trick has outlasted it's usefulness.
Corey: Why?
Kain: It just has.
Vorador: Swell up, if you know what I mean.
Sarryn: God, Vorador, you suck.
Vorador: What are you doing here?
Sarryn: The author is running out of ideas to continue this story with, so he just smacks in some authors as he promised.
Angel-chan: That's right. Hey, can Raz come out and play?
Vorador: hehe, you are worse than me.
Angel-chan: Not that way, you moron.
Jenny: Umm, I better be going. -runs away-
Corey: No wait, come back. Damn you guys. Oh, wait, my day is over. I'm going home.
Some crazy teacher: But you are supposed to write.
Later, the janitors find the corpse of some unfortunate teacher.
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Night time.
Corey: We are sleeping on my back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Kain: Side.
All but Hash, Kain and Corey: Yeah.
Some funky disco music is playing in the living room and Corey's mom is screaming. Corey quickly runs downstairs to see the most horrifying sight to ever be seen by anyone: Moebius dancing in his boxers only.
Moebius: Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion!
Corey: I don't even want to know.
Mortanius: My eyes have been smothered.
Marcus: But you were his college roommate. You must have seen it before.
Mortanius: Yeah, but he was young back then.
Sebastian: When is Faustus waking up?
Corey: Don't know. Lars Ulrich must have hit him pretty hard on the head.
Lars Ulrich then appears and plays the drumsticks on his head.
Concept: Gonna need some heavy aspirin for that.
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Okay, that means, give me reviews. And more than 2. Otherwise, it will be long before I update again. Corey and the others have to wake first, and who knows what Moebius will do while Corey and co. are asleep.
Damn, this took a long time to write.
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to the fact that I think that the original version of Metallica's "Of wolf and man" sounded odd, because I heard it on S & M first. For all you perverts, that was a concert cd/dvd, not what you thought it was. This story also has been inspired by Psycho Virus83, who was kind enough to give some ideas.
Kudos: I don't seem to be able to get more than two reviews. Anyways:
Psycho Virus83: Umm, are you in love with Corey? Or is it because he's possessed by the LOK characters? Anyways, thou shalt not poke with a spear. It hurts. Also, you will recognize some of the things happening in this chapter. I have included some of the stuff you suggested.
OrpheumZero: Well, we'll just see, won't we?
Turel: You know, concept, I don't think Corey knocked you out hard enough in last chapter.
Concept: Oh, he did, it's just that aspirins don't cost very much.
Turel: You are never gonna be able to pull off getting all of those authors into the story.
Concept: We'll just see about that!
-Sounds of a chainsaw and screaming can be heard as the story is started.- ****************************************************************
So Faustus is knocked out and all are happy.
Magnus: MEAT!
SRRaz: Yes, I know, it's odd. How COULD it be that I lost my omniscience ability in the abyss?
VRaz: I know that! It's because.
4 hours later
Magnus: MEAT!
SRRaz: Of course, how could I be so blind?
Kain: Because your eyes burned away in the abyss.
Corey: How long are you going to have me possessed?
Moebius: Until we find my staff.
Now would probably be a good time to say that Moebius has a very whiny voice. It makes Steve Urcle's voice sound macho.
Magnus: MEAT!
Corey: We forgot it at the concert? Damn.
The bunch (uhh) is now back at the concert hall. The band has left the building. Suddenly, a rythmic drumming sound is heard. It is the best drumming Corey has ever heard. He goes to investigate the sound. It seems to be coming from the other side of the corner. He passes the corner only to see some idiot with way too big pants headbanging the drums. Needless to say, this is going very fast.
Janos: He's gonna crack his head by doing that.
Vorador: Get it? "Crack"? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Concept (the guy at the drums): I don't think drug talk is allowed on a PG- 13 rated story. Now stop trying to get me banned.
Zephon: Oh, great. Now it IS a selfinsertion fic. I better take over world so I can change this.
For no real reason, a hellofalot of smurfs run in.
Sebastian: ORPHEUMZERO TO THE RESCUE!
Some guy named Samuel arrives.
Corey (is being choked by 5 smurfs): How.. ack. is he. get off me. going to help us?
Samuel: That's easy. I'll just transform into my alter ego. MORPHING ORPHEUM!
Samuel gets transformed into a morphine.
Orpheum: GRANDI #5!
Orpheum is now killing smurfs. However, MITISMURF comes in. A creature of ultimate power (yeah, right, he's just pretty strong). He starts to summon 5 million smurfs.
Sebastian: He's gonna need some help with those smurfs. PSYCHOVIRUS83 TO THE RESCUE!
PS-medusa mode: Hehe, smurfs. Gotta kill them.
PS-lisa mode: Is that a stupid man? -points at MITISMURF-
Concept: Yes it is.
PS-medusa and PS-lisa melts together to create: "SUPERPSYCHO"! Defender of dreamers and good stories.
Sorry, it seems that I'm going a little ego-maniac now. That's good. Muahahahahahaha.
Corey: Freaking smurfs.
Orpheum makes his morph sword into some weird 90-edged sword. He then starts killing smurfs. SUPERPSYCHO does the same, except with her whip and it's onetailed. They kill 5 million smurfs. I seem to be exaggerating this story.
MITISMURF: Bwahaha, I will take over the world.
Zephon: OH, HELL NO. That's my job.
Zephon kicks all of the smurfs asses, and then blows up MITISMURF with a hand-grenade. Don't know where he got that one from, though. So, basically, Zephon is the HERO OF THE DAY. Puts the Metallica song on to emphazise point. This pisses off Lars Ulrich. He comes in and plays the drumsticks on Concept's head.
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Jenny: Get out of me.
Umah: Sure. When we find my husband. -whisper- Kain, where are you?
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Kain: I am in a place called London. At some odd tower.
Corey: Screw this, I'm going home.
Kain: Wait, I'm not done yet.
Corey: Too bad.
It is now Monday. Corey is at school.
Corey: God, I hate school.
SRRaz: Let's put vamp Raz in charge.
Math-
Teacher: So, how are we all doing today?
Random girl: Well, I.
Teacher: QUIET! Now, can anyone tell me if you know a good haircutter. I need a haircut, because my wife is very hair-raising. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. -The teacher is practically rolling at the floor and anyone else is just rolling their eyes.-
Kain: God, he sucks.
Teacher: Up to the principal, young man.
Principal office-
Principal: Now, Corey, I'm very disappointed. You stay after school to write at the chalkboard: I will not say my teacher sucks. And you write it a hundred times.
Corey: But it's not me.
Dumah: Screw this. -kills principal.-
Corey: Great, I'm probably going to be blamed for that, too.
Corey starts to shake. All of a sudden, he goes mad. He goes into the hand. He starts to punch himself in the face. He grabs his hair and flips himself over. He goes down into the leg. He kicks backwards and hits his head. Goes flying into the wall. Kicks forward and flyes backwards. He does a Matrix move and sits in the air, kicking himself in the crotch. He then starts choking himself. All of those from LOK inside of him is getting pissed off by this.
Melchiah: Please stop hurting me, mister.
Zephon: You are gonna die!
Rahab: Self-destruct!
Dumah: You are not a pokemon, Rahab.
Turel: Haha, Rahab thinks he's a pokemon.
VRaz: Knee him in the groin.
SRRaz: But Vorador is in charge of that place.
VRaz: Yeah, I know.
Mortanius: Guess who's in the hand.
Corey slams his hand into the desk and impales it with a knife. He grabs for a chainsaw.
Corey: Get out of me, you freaks.
He slaps himself on the side of the head, and out flyes Moebius.
Moebius: I know where you live. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Corey: No, really? Well, I wasn't there with all you guys anyway.
Magnus: I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE!
Corey: Why are you still here?
Magnus: I WANT MY MEAT!
Corey: That guy certainly makes some intelligent conversations. Oh, hi, Jenny.
Jenny: Hi, Corey.
Kain: Hi, Jenny.
SRRaz: Hi there
VRaz: Well, what do you know.
Turel: Who is she?
Dumah: Wanna see me flex my muscle?
Rahab: No, Dumbass, she wants some intelligence.
Zephon: She has to meet me then. But first, I will take over the world.
Melchiah: Hello, ma'am
Mortanius: Shut up, you little punk.
Janos Audron: Be more nice to the children, Morty.
Vorador: Hey, there, hot stuff.
Hash,ak,gik: She would make a proper sacrifice.
Ariel: Shut up, ass. -kicks Hash, but in order to do this she must kick Corey-
Jenny: What the hell are you doing, Corey?
Corey: Well, it seems that I have been possessed by some odd people. They are looking for their wife.
Ariel: You mean Kain's wife.
Vorador: aww, I was hoping for some.
Concept: Finish that sentence and I'll kill you with this chainsaw.
Silveriss: I thought I heard Rahab?
Rahab: You did.
Silveriss starts pulling in Corey. But it doesn't work.
VRaz: Rahab, get up in the head.
Rahab: Okay.
Corey then kicks himself in the back of his head, and out comes Rahab.
Rahab: Free at last.
Silveriss: Wohoo. Wanna come to my class with me?
Rahab: Sure. You look like a swell person.
Vorador: Swell?
Corey: Whatever. Everybody. Get up in my head and I will kick you out.
Kain: This trick has outlasted it's usefulness.
Corey: Why?
Kain: It just has.
Vorador: Swell up, if you know what I mean.
Sarryn: God, Vorador, you suck.
Vorador: What are you doing here?
Sarryn: The author is running out of ideas to continue this story with, so he just smacks in some authors as he promised.
Angel-chan: That's right. Hey, can Raz come out and play?
Vorador: hehe, you are worse than me.
Angel-chan: Not that way, you moron.
Jenny: Umm, I better be going. -runs away-
Corey: No wait, come back. Damn you guys. Oh, wait, my day is over. I'm going home.
Some crazy teacher: But you are supposed to write.
Later, the janitors find the corpse of some unfortunate teacher.
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Night time.
Corey: We are sleeping on my back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Hash: Stomack.
Corey: back.
Kain: Side.
All but Hash, Kain and Corey: Yeah.
Some funky disco music is playing in the living room and Corey's mom is screaming. Corey quickly runs downstairs to see the most horrifying sight to ever be seen by anyone: Moebius dancing in his boxers only.
Moebius: Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion!
Corey: I don't even want to know.
Mortanius: My eyes have been smothered.
Marcus: But you were his college roommate. You must have seen it before.
Mortanius: Yeah, but he was young back then.
Sebastian: When is Faustus waking up?
Corey: Don't know. Lars Ulrich must have hit him pretty hard on the head.
Lars Ulrich then appears and plays the drumsticks on his head.
Concept: Gonna need some heavy aspirin for that.
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Okay, that means, give me reviews. And more than 2. Otherwise, it will be long before I update again. Corey and the others have to wake first, and who knows what Moebius will do while Corey and co. are asleep.
Damn, this took a long time to write.