Kudos:
Bahamut: Why don't you read the story and see?
Mortalsora: Good. I don't feel like getting sued. Strange? Good.
OrpheumZero: Well, haven't exactly seen it. But I have seen Army of Darkness, and that was what got me into chainsaws. Thanks for this one. Glad you're scared. Then it worked the way it was supposed to.
Psycho Virus83: Glad you liked the way I did it. More of your ideas appear in this. -looks at Medusa- umm, hehe, glad you're restraining her.
Popeland: Of course it is random. It's supposed to be.
Authors note: For once I actually got 5 reviews. Not that they can be seen at FF.net due to the server problems. Praise God for the review alert thingy.
Turel: I thought you didn't believe in God.
Concept: I don't. It's just a saying. Like "kick his ass".
Disclaimer: Again, some of these ideas come from Psycho Virus83. I still don't own LOK.
Turel quietly sneaks away.
Concept: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? You're gonna be my test subject.
Turel: Uhh, use him instead. (points at Moebius).
Concept: Good idea.
Splatters of blood and other gore stuff is seen as screams in a highpitched voice is heard. A deep laughter is heard, as the story goes on.
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It is morning. Corey needs to take a bath. However, he is the only one who is awake. He starts the shower, then screams loudly in multiple voices.
Kain: Damnit, why'd you have to do that?
Corey: Do what?
Kain: Shower us with water.
Corey: I need to take a bath.
Dumah: Why?
Corey: First of all, my head hurts from the pounding Lars Ulrich gave it. (At this, Lars comes in.)
Corey: AAAARRRGGGHHH, DON'T HURT ME.
Lars: Should have thought of that before you mentioned me.
(The following sequence is said in danish, but for your convenience, it will be translated to english)
Concept: Lars, hvorfor kommer du frem hver gang man nævner dit navn? (Lars, why do you appear every time your name is mentioned?)
Lars: Det er straffen for at bringe mig ind i denne historie. (That's the punishment for bringing me into this story.)
Concept: Idiot. (That one's self-explanatory.)
Lars then plays the drumsticks on Concept's head. Ouch.
Corey: Screw this. The second reason is that I don't want to stink. The third.
Zephon: We get it. Now get done with it.
VRaz: You know, Concept, this story is full of plot holes.
Concept: Never said it would make sense.
SRRaz: Touche.
Corey suddenly looks down himself.
Vorador: This one's better equipped than me.
Concept finally looses it.
Concept: Hhg. Hrah. Jaahhrrg.
He pulls Vorador out of Corey and starts beating him. He spin kicks him 5 times, backflips him 20 times, and then starts kneeing him in the groin.
Vorador Twitches a bit.
Concept: I feel better.
Faustus has woken up.
Faustus: Haha, Vorador is gay.
Satan himself appears.
Satan: Yo, dawg. That'sta a bad attitude, yo know what I'm saying, dawg? (Again, sorry, MortalSora)
Every one but Concept: Huh?
Concept: Look, Satan, I'm in the middle of writing a story, and your appointment isn't before 6 pm.
Satan: Chill, dawg, chill. I'm just guesting your mofo story.
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Jenny: What do you want with me?
Moebius: Oh, I just need you to kick your self in the back of your head while I pull a vampire out of it. And then maybe I'll rape y.
Moebius gets no further as he is kicked so hard in the groin that he starts coughing up seme. eerrh, blood.
Umah: Run for it.
Jenny: Who are you anyway?
Umah: I'll transfer it to you telepathically.
Jenny: Okay.
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Kain: What the hell is he doing in your story?
Lars: That was a horrible pun, Kain.
Satan: Fo sho, dawg.
Lars: I'm a human, not a dog.
Satan: Ask me if A care, dawg.
Concept: Alright, that's it. Back to the clinic.
Sebastian: Why in Lucifer's hot dog (sorry, MortalSora) should he leave? He's cool.
Satan: At last some one recognizes ma talent.
Hash: What talent, you red asshole?
Satan: To kick yo ass, biatch.
Hash and Satan starts duking it out. However, Satan has the upper hand.
Magnus: WHAT IS RED DUDE BEING TREATED FOR, BOY IN TOO BIG CLOTHING, WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?
Concept: He thinks he's a hiphopper.
Marcus: Shouldn't you give him anger management instead?
Concept: Why?
Satan: Who's yo daddy, huh? Who's yo uncle, huh?
Hash: Well, my dad is Beelzebub, and my uncle is Leviathan.
SRRaz: I think it was rethorical.
Satan: Screw yo, dawg.
Concept: ENOUGH.
Satan is sent back to hell. And just for fun, Vorador is sent with him.
Concept: Hash, you're too much trouble.
Hash: Screw yo, dawg.
Concept: Damnit, not you too.
Janos: It seems he has gone back to hip hop.
Magnus: DON'T STATE THE OBVIOUS.
For no real reason, some good looking girl walks by.
Concept: What a beauty. How do I get her to be my girlfriend? I know. (Runs off)
Kain: let's find Moebius.
Janos: What for?
Kain: We're gonna pound the everliving snot out of him.
Janos: What for?
Kain: We need a reason?
VRaz: We don't. Just do it.
So they find Moebius. And Jenny. Moebius is doing something very horrible to her. He's disco-dancing in his boxers again. He's doing that finger in the air move and then starts moonwalking, all the while singing badly.
Moe: Everybody dance now.
Jenny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breathes) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breathes) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breathes).
Moebius: Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion!
OrpheumZero appears.
Orpheum: Not this again. It's freak nasty.
He takes out his morph blade and turns it into the biggest axe the world has ever seen.
Axe: CHOP!
Kain: Finally. He's dead.
Bahamut: Nah, he only lost his arm.
Turel: Isn't that the thing that Concept thinks is cool?
Bahamut: Nah, then it's gotta be the hand.
Turel: Oh yeah.
VRaz: Another omniscient.
Concept: STOP SAYING THAT.
Concept then straps on his dil. VORADOR, GET AWAY FROM THE KEY BOARD.
Concept then straps on the chainsaw he got from OrpheumZero and cuts off VRaz's hand.
Concept: That's better.
VRaz: WOOAARRGGHHHHOUCHIES. I'M GONNA GET LARS ULRICH TO PLAY THE DRUMSTICKS ON YOUR HEAD FOR THAT.
Lars appears but he plays the drumsticks on Vamp Raz's head.
Ariel: Concept, you pompuos ass. You have made another plot hole. You ran off to try to get it on with some girl.
Concept: Uhh, yeah. Let's see how that turned out.
Scene shift to some balcony. The girl is sitting at a balcony and looks down on some stupid idiot with too big clothing and an accoustic guitar, who's playing something from the start of "Nothing else matters".
Bahamut: Self ironic bastard.
Concept: Who?
Bahamut: You.
Faustus: I don't think Lars Ulrich likes that you are ripping off Metallica, Concept.
Concept: You're right. I'm gonna hide in Corey.
Corey: Oh, hell no.
Concept: Oh, hell yes.
Lars: Where is the rip-off?
Moebius: He is inside of Corey.
Concept: Moebius, you ass.
Lars plays the drumsticks on Corey. He falls into the swimming pool, that I have just placed there for my convenience even though it wasn't there before. So every vampire inside of Corey gets soaked in water.
Kain, both Raziels, Janos, Turel, Dumah, Zephon, Melchiah: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Concept: Breathe.
Kain, both Raziels, Janos, Turel, Dumah, Zephon, Melchiah: .UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Corey slowly gets out of the water. For no real reason at all, Dogmeat from Fallout 1 and 2 appears and bites Moebius in the groin.
Dogmeat: For the Starfather.
Kain: Huh?
Concept: You probably have to have played Fallout 2 to know it.
The girl (let's call her Christina) looks at Concept with hearts for eyes. She runs over to him and glomps him.
Kain: Okay, seriously, what girl would want you?
Christina whispers something in Concept's ear.
Concept: This girl is insane. She just told me she wants to rape me.
Janos: Why would she just now start to like you then?
Concept: I guess the whole absurdity of what just happened destroyed her human mind.
Zephon: Then why aren't you affected?
Concept (in Eric Cartman voice): BECAUSE I'M THE OMNIPOTENT AUTHOR AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THIS STORY. AND GIVE ME SOME CHEESY POOFS. No, I mean.
Kain: Figures. Girls will only date you if they are insane.
Concept: OI!
Kain: Sorry, I didn't mean that. (to himself) I wonder if I can get Lars Ulrich to drum him out.
Kain who is inside of Corey then gets knocked out by Lars Ulrich who has started to whip out 2 baseball bats that now serves as his drumsticks. Therefor, Corey gets knocked out again, ending the story.
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Will Christina rape me? Will Moebius dance in his boxers again? Will I get 5 reviews? Will Vorador survive in hell? Find out by making the 3rd question come true.
Bahamut: Why don't you read the story and see?
Mortalsora: Good. I don't feel like getting sued. Strange? Good.
OrpheumZero: Well, haven't exactly seen it. But I have seen Army of Darkness, and that was what got me into chainsaws. Thanks for this one. Glad you're scared. Then it worked the way it was supposed to.
Psycho Virus83: Glad you liked the way I did it. More of your ideas appear in this. -looks at Medusa- umm, hehe, glad you're restraining her.
Popeland: Of course it is random. It's supposed to be.
Authors note: For once I actually got 5 reviews. Not that they can be seen at FF.net due to the server problems. Praise God for the review alert thingy.
Turel: I thought you didn't believe in God.
Concept: I don't. It's just a saying. Like "kick his ass".
Disclaimer: Again, some of these ideas come from Psycho Virus83. I still don't own LOK.
Turel quietly sneaks away.
Concept: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? You're gonna be my test subject.
Turel: Uhh, use him instead. (points at Moebius).
Concept: Good idea.
Splatters of blood and other gore stuff is seen as screams in a highpitched voice is heard. A deep laughter is heard, as the story goes on.
*****************************************************
It is morning. Corey needs to take a bath. However, he is the only one who is awake. He starts the shower, then screams loudly in multiple voices.
Kain: Damnit, why'd you have to do that?
Corey: Do what?
Kain: Shower us with water.
Corey: I need to take a bath.
Dumah: Why?
Corey: First of all, my head hurts from the pounding Lars Ulrich gave it. (At this, Lars comes in.)
Corey: AAAARRRGGGHHH, DON'T HURT ME.
Lars: Should have thought of that before you mentioned me.
(The following sequence is said in danish, but for your convenience, it will be translated to english)
Concept: Lars, hvorfor kommer du frem hver gang man nævner dit navn? (Lars, why do you appear every time your name is mentioned?)
Lars: Det er straffen for at bringe mig ind i denne historie. (That's the punishment for bringing me into this story.)
Concept: Idiot. (That one's self-explanatory.)
Lars then plays the drumsticks on Concept's head. Ouch.
Corey: Screw this. The second reason is that I don't want to stink. The third.
Zephon: We get it. Now get done with it.
VRaz: You know, Concept, this story is full of plot holes.
Concept: Never said it would make sense.
SRRaz: Touche.
Corey suddenly looks down himself.
Vorador: This one's better equipped than me.
Concept finally looses it.
Concept: Hhg. Hrah. Jaahhrrg.
He pulls Vorador out of Corey and starts beating him. He spin kicks him 5 times, backflips him 20 times, and then starts kneeing him in the groin.
Vorador Twitches a bit.
Concept: I feel better.
Faustus has woken up.
Faustus: Haha, Vorador is gay.
Satan himself appears.
Satan: Yo, dawg. That'sta a bad attitude, yo know what I'm saying, dawg? (Again, sorry, MortalSora)
Every one but Concept: Huh?
Concept: Look, Satan, I'm in the middle of writing a story, and your appointment isn't before 6 pm.
Satan: Chill, dawg, chill. I'm just guesting your mofo story.
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Jenny: What do you want with me?
Moebius: Oh, I just need you to kick your self in the back of your head while I pull a vampire out of it. And then maybe I'll rape y.
Moebius gets no further as he is kicked so hard in the groin that he starts coughing up seme. eerrh, blood.
Umah: Run for it.
Jenny: Who are you anyway?
Umah: I'll transfer it to you telepathically.
Jenny: Okay.
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Kain: What the hell is he doing in your story?
Lars: That was a horrible pun, Kain.
Satan: Fo sho, dawg.
Lars: I'm a human, not a dog.
Satan: Ask me if A care, dawg.
Concept: Alright, that's it. Back to the clinic.
Sebastian: Why in Lucifer's hot dog (sorry, MortalSora) should he leave? He's cool.
Satan: At last some one recognizes ma talent.
Hash: What talent, you red asshole?
Satan: To kick yo ass, biatch.
Hash and Satan starts duking it out. However, Satan has the upper hand.
Magnus: WHAT IS RED DUDE BEING TREATED FOR, BOY IN TOO BIG CLOTHING, WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?
Concept: He thinks he's a hiphopper.
Marcus: Shouldn't you give him anger management instead?
Concept: Why?
Satan: Who's yo daddy, huh? Who's yo uncle, huh?
Hash: Well, my dad is Beelzebub, and my uncle is Leviathan.
SRRaz: I think it was rethorical.
Satan: Screw yo, dawg.
Concept: ENOUGH.
Satan is sent back to hell. And just for fun, Vorador is sent with him.
Concept: Hash, you're too much trouble.
Hash: Screw yo, dawg.
Concept: Damnit, not you too.
Janos: It seems he has gone back to hip hop.
Magnus: DON'T STATE THE OBVIOUS.
For no real reason, some good looking girl walks by.
Concept: What a beauty. How do I get her to be my girlfriend? I know. (Runs off)
Kain: let's find Moebius.
Janos: What for?
Kain: We're gonna pound the everliving snot out of him.
Janos: What for?
Kain: We need a reason?
VRaz: We don't. Just do it.
So they find Moebius. And Jenny. Moebius is doing something very horrible to her. He's disco-dancing in his boxers again. He's doing that finger in the air move and then starts moonwalking, all the while singing badly.
Moe: Everybody dance now.
Jenny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breathes) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breathes) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breathes).
Moebius: Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion! Do the motion!
OrpheumZero appears.
Orpheum: Not this again. It's freak nasty.
He takes out his morph blade and turns it into the biggest axe the world has ever seen.
Axe: CHOP!
Kain: Finally. He's dead.
Bahamut: Nah, he only lost his arm.
Turel: Isn't that the thing that Concept thinks is cool?
Bahamut: Nah, then it's gotta be the hand.
Turel: Oh yeah.
VRaz: Another omniscient.
Concept: STOP SAYING THAT.
Concept then straps on his dil. VORADOR, GET AWAY FROM THE KEY BOARD.
Concept then straps on the chainsaw he got from OrpheumZero and cuts off VRaz's hand.
Concept: That's better.
VRaz: WOOAARRGGHHHHOUCHIES. I'M GONNA GET LARS ULRICH TO PLAY THE DRUMSTICKS ON YOUR HEAD FOR THAT.
Lars appears but he plays the drumsticks on Vamp Raz's head.
Ariel: Concept, you pompuos ass. You have made another plot hole. You ran off to try to get it on with some girl.
Concept: Uhh, yeah. Let's see how that turned out.
Scene shift to some balcony. The girl is sitting at a balcony and looks down on some stupid idiot with too big clothing and an accoustic guitar, who's playing something from the start of "Nothing else matters".
Bahamut: Self ironic bastard.
Concept: Who?
Bahamut: You.
Faustus: I don't think Lars Ulrich likes that you are ripping off Metallica, Concept.
Concept: You're right. I'm gonna hide in Corey.
Corey: Oh, hell no.
Concept: Oh, hell yes.
Lars: Where is the rip-off?
Moebius: He is inside of Corey.
Concept: Moebius, you ass.
Lars plays the drumsticks on Corey. He falls into the swimming pool, that I have just placed there for my convenience even though it wasn't there before. So every vampire inside of Corey gets soaked in water.
Kain, both Raziels, Janos, Turel, Dumah, Zephon, Melchiah: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Concept: Breathe.
Kain, both Raziels, Janos, Turel, Dumah, Zephon, Melchiah: .UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Corey slowly gets out of the water. For no real reason at all, Dogmeat from Fallout 1 and 2 appears and bites Moebius in the groin.
Dogmeat: For the Starfather.
Kain: Huh?
Concept: You probably have to have played Fallout 2 to know it.
The girl (let's call her Christina) looks at Concept with hearts for eyes. She runs over to him and glomps him.
Kain: Okay, seriously, what girl would want you?
Christina whispers something in Concept's ear.
Concept: This girl is insane. She just told me she wants to rape me.
Janos: Why would she just now start to like you then?
Concept: I guess the whole absurdity of what just happened destroyed her human mind.
Zephon: Then why aren't you affected?
Concept (in Eric Cartman voice): BECAUSE I'M THE OMNIPOTENT AUTHOR AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THIS STORY. AND GIVE ME SOME CHEESY POOFS. No, I mean.
Kain: Figures. Girls will only date you if they are insane.
Concept: OI!
Kain: Sorry, I didn't mean that. (to himself) I wonder if I can get Lars Ulrich to drum him out.
Kain who is inside of Corey then gets knocked out by Lars Ulrich who has started to whip out 2 baseball bats that now serves as his drumsticks. Therefor, Corey gets knocked out again, ending the story.
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Will Christina rape me? Will Moebius dance in his boxers again? Will I get 5 reviews? Will Vorador survive in hell? Find out by making the 3rd question come true.