A/N: It's the Cursed Wakka Doll. The story of a doll that looks like Wakka
that turns anyone it touches (except the people in your party in FFX) into
Al Bhed hating Yevonites! Even Al Bhed! Ohohohohohohoho . . . And if you
guys don't like the idea, go blame Choco, it's his idea.
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy X . . . BELONGS TO ME! The game, not the idea or anything else . . . which is rather depressing because Seymour is just so icky . . .
**Quote of the Day** "No one can escape their destiny. It's impossible." - Kishu Arashi, X/1999, Anime
The Cursed Wakka Doll by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Prologue
It was very sad really. In trying to bring Auron and Tidus back to life, Wakka was seriously injured. How, I don't know. Probably in a battle. Yeah, that's it, a battle. Which is really funny because . . . oh never mind. Let's just get this chapter over with.
"Ohh man, it hurts, ya?" groaned a near-death Wakka, holding his side.
"Shut up! Let me try to heal it, you idiot!" shouted Lulu
"It doesn't matter. No magic can heal him now. He's as good as dead," said Auron, always the cheerful member of our group. Though, now that Sin's dead, he can't say, "Sin is Jecht" or anything like that. Which was kinda annoying . . .
"Geez Auron, can't you be a little less gloomy?" complained Tidus. "I mean, if Wakka's on his death bed, do you have to be so depressing?" Auron just ignored Tidus. Yuna walked up to Auron, a pleading look on her face.
"Isn't there anything we can do?" she asked, a few tears glistening in her eyes. Wakka was like an older brother to her, remember? Auron shook his head.
"Is Wakka really gonna die?" cried Rikku, jumping up and down as if she was excited.
"Wakka's really gonna die, ya?" Wakka said weakly. "Just bury me in Luca, where they blitz . . ."
"You don't want to be buried in Besaid? That is where you were born you know," said Lulu, sighing and giving Wakka a sad smile.
"Oh yeah. Then bury me there."
Kimahri just stood there, arms crossed and staring at nothing. To tell the truth, he never really liked Wakka, but it's not like he wanted him to die or anything. Yuna and Rikku began crying. Tidus went over to them and gave them a hug to comfort them. And so, in about ten minutes, Wakka of the Besaid Aurochs died.
But what about the Cursed Wakka Doll? That is what this fanfic is about, right? Well, yes, but I had to show Wakka die. What nobody knew about Wakka, not even Wakka himself, was that he had two personalities. One was the fun-loving person that we all know and one was an evil Yevonite who hated Tidus and co. for killing Yu Yevon. Occasionally, the evil and SMART personality emerged. And when it did it created a Wakka doll. But I don't know where this evil Yevonite learned how to curse things, but he did! He cursed that Wakka doll and laughed while he did it. Then he was told to shut up by Lulu who was sleeping in the next room. Then he put it in a chest and snuck on board the Airship because they were in Besaid and Rikku was visiting. And he hid that chest where no one would find it until they were supposed to. He gave an evil chuckle, returned to his room, and went to sleep.
And now that Wakka's DEAD, they discover THE CURSED WAKKA DOLL.
***END OF PROLOGUE***
A/N: Hee hee, this is funny. Well to me it is! And Choco. I hope you like this. If I don't update soon enough it means I'm either busy or lazy. Most likely I'm lazy. Bye! Review!
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy X . . . BELONGS TO ME! The game, not the idea or anything else . . . which is rather depressing because Seymour is just so icky . . .
**Quote of the Day** "No one can escape their destiny. It's impossible." - Kishu Arashi, X/1999, Anime
The Cursed Wakka Doll by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Prologue
It was very sad really. In trying to bring Auron and Tidus back to life, Wakka was seriously injured. How, I don't know. Probably in a battle. Yeah, that's it, a battle. Which is really funny because . . . oh never mind. Let's just get this chapter over with.
"Ohh man, it hurts, ya?" groaned a near-death Wakka, holding his side.
"Shut up! Let me try to heal it, you idiot!" shouted Lulu
"It doesn't matter. No magic can heal him now. He's as good as dead," said Auron, always the cheerful member of our group. Though, now that Sin's dead, he can't say, "Sin is Jecht" or anything like that. Which was kinda annoying . . .
"Geez Auron, can't you be a little less gloomy?" complained Tidus. "I mean, if Wakka's on his death bed, do you have to be so depressing?" Auron just ignored Tidus. Yuna walked up to Auron, a pleading look on her face.
"Isn't there anything we can do?" she asked, a few tears glistening in her eyes. Wakka was like an older brother to her, remember? Auron shook his head.
"Is Wakka really gonna die?" cried Rikku, jumping up and down as if she was excited.
"Wakka's really gonna die, ya?" Wakka said weakly. "Just bury me in Luca, where they blitz . . ."
"You don't want to be buried in Besaid? That is where you were born you know," said Lulu, sighing and giving Wakka a sad smile.
"Oh yeah. Then bury me there."
Kimahri just stood there, arms crossed and staring at nothing. To tell the truth, he never really liked Wakka, but it's not like he wanted him to die or anything. Yuna and Rikku began crying. Tidus went over to them and gave them a hug to comfort them. And so, in about ten minutes, Wakka of the Besaid Aurochs died.
But what about the Cursed Wakka Doll? That is what this fanfic is about, right? Well, yes, but I had to show Wakka die. What nobody knew about Wakka, not even Wakka himself, was that he had two personalities. One was the fun-loving person that we all know and one was an evil Yevonite who hated Tidus and co. for killing Yu Yevon. Occasionally, the evil and SMART personality emerged. And when it did it created a Wakka doll. But I don't know where this evil Yevonite learned how to curse things, but he did! He cursed that Wakka doll and laughed while he did it. Then he was told to shut up by Lulu who was sleeping in the next room. Then he put it in a chest and snuck on board the Airship because they were in Besaid and Rikku was visiting. And he hid that chest where no one would find it until they were supposed to. He gave an evil chuckle, returned to his room, and went to sleep.
And now that Wakka's DEAD, they discover THE CURSED WAKKA DOLL.
***END OF PROLOGUE***
A/N: Hee hee, this is funny. Well to me it is! And Choco. I hope you like this. If I don't update soon enough it means I'm either busy or lazy. Most likely I'm lazy. Bye! Review!