Disclaimer: I don't own south park, Metallica, LOK, Leonardo De Caprio, or
the dyslexic devil worshipper joke.
Kudos:
Dark Sephy: Thankies for the idea. Grins.
Mikototribal: The key to surviving a slipknot concert is to watch out for the audience. Or perhaps you should just stay near the back of where the concert is. If you want a good slipknot site, try this one www.black- goat.com It has a lot of good stuff. Thanks for the many reviews. Appreciated.
Psycho Virus83: I did use one of your ideas. The pool thing last chapter.
MortalSora: No, Mortal, the key is, the girl has to be insane. Then it will work. I am unique? That's the first time I ever heard that. Thankies.
OrpheumZero: Yay, you finally managed to slay him. By the way, when did Kain get near Moebius in SR2? (makes a connection) Oh my god. I should not have thought of that. The horror. I'll have nightmares for weeks.
A/N: Wow, I got 5 reviews in 2 days. That has to be a record.
Turel: Yeah, for you, since your stories suck so much. The only thing you do is make clumsy references to Metallica and South park, followed by the YMCA done by Moebius in his boxers and a few bad attempts to pick up girls.
Concept: I have a chainsaw.
Turel: Eep.
Concept: I hope they fixed the whole âE thing.
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Corey has woken up. To say the least he is groggy. And he looks funny. Think Leonardo De Caprio in "what's eating, Gilbert Grape?". Or better yet, think Leonardo De Caprio. And he's talking as if he's drunk.
Corey: Grmbl. get the. Fukin. Arrgh. Hurt. Head. Where is. Damn. Stupid Danes. Stupid Kains. Where. Satan. Ouch.
Rahab appears again.
Rahab: What are you talking about, dude?
Corey: Damn. Stupid fish. Runs of with. some girl. Comes back later. Do you want to apoligize???
Rahab: Huh?
Concept: He didn't get his aspirine.
Corey then gets his aspirine. He is still a little groggy however.
Corey: Do you guys think Satan is a redneck?
Rahab: ?
Concept: That was a horrible, stupid and worthless joke, Corey.
Corey: So what? You're the one writing this.
Concept: That's still no excuse for making puns.
Kain: Bah. Hey, I wonder what Vorador is doing. Hey, why did I say "Vorador is" instead of shortening it?
Concept: Because FF.net turns it into âE.
Kain: Okay.
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Meanwhile in hell.
Vorador is being hurled down a spiral of fire.
James Hetfield: Little boy, you are going to hell. You said bad words threw rocks at the bird, and now this is your hotel. You ain't going back, this ain't Disneyland, it's hell.
Verse 2
James Hetfield: Little boy, it is time for you to pay. For hurting that bird and not going to church and staring at boobs every day. Now you must stand in hell, you are going to hell.
Vorador finally lands on the bottom. There are billions upon billions upon billions of people there.
Vorador: Isn't that a bit many?
Concept: Exaggeration promotes the understanding.
Lars: You can't translate danish proverbs into english.
Concept: So?
Lars: Screw this. I'm outta here.
Concept: No, how am I going to end my chapters now?
Vorador: Screw that. There are many good looking girls here.
Concept: Indeed.
Moebius: Isn't hell supposed to be a bad place?
Concept: Not when I am writing it.
Vorador: That is what happens when you let a satanist near a computer.
Moebius: So this is your idea of heaven, concept?
Concept: Heaven? No, this is my idea of Hell.
Moebius: So it is reverted to you?
Concept: Perhaps. But I don't want to be up there with all the fundies.
Moebius: Fundies?
Vorador: Slang for fundamentalists. But I think there are liberals up there as well, Concept.
Concept: Then what do you call that?
Concept points to a bunch of people standing near a demon.
Demon: All right, everybody. Gather up. You are all in hell.
Crowd: What? Why?
Some dude 1: But I followed the catholic approach.
Some gal 1: I followed the evangelist way.
Some dude 2: I was a baptist.
Some gal 2: I was a protestant.
Demon: Yes, but you all had the wrong religion.
Catholic dude (formerly known as some dude 1): But which religion was the right one, then?
Demon: Mormonism.
Crowd: God damn it.
Demon: No, he damned you. Follow me please.
Moebius: ?
Vorador: I am sure there was some fundamentalists among them.
Concept: yeah, gotta have drugs.
Vorador: Huh? Oh.
Both Concept and Vorador is looking at some good looking girls. For reasons unbeknownst to Concept, he is sent back to earth.
Rahab: All right, Concept. Now you gotta get your act together and tell us what is gonna happen in this story.
Concept: Well, most likely a bunch of clumsy references to Metallica and South park, followed by the YMCA done by Moebius in his boxers and a few bad attempts from me to pick up girls.
Rahab: So I am no longer needed?
Concept: Of course you are. You are gonna tell me how I get away from Christina.
Rahab: I thought you were in love with her.
Concept: I am.
Rahab: Why do you want to get away from her, then?
Concept: I want to do that?
Rahab: You just said you would.
Concept: Oh well I don't.
Every body but Concept falls over Anime style.
VRaz: Oh great, now he started the anime references. This story truly gets dumber and dumber.
Concept: Hey, why is Moebius in hell? He was a mormon.
Everybody else: HE WAS WHAT?
Concept: What? Did you not know?
SRRaz: I thought he was rastafarian.
Concept: He converted a month ago. Better get him. Wouldn't want all of those girls down there getting scared.
Turel: They are in hell, the most scary place ever. How could Moebius be frightening?
Concept: He could start YMCA'ing in his boxers.
Turel: I see your point. Hey, when did Moebius die?
Concept: Orpheum finally managed to kill him. He mutilated him badly. Moebius was beyond repairing.
Kain: Why did he ever get repaired anyway?
Concept: Well, everyone wanted a piece of him. He was much hated.
Dumah: I don't blame them.
Zephon: I wish I could have had a slice. That ass was in the way of me getting the world several times.
Mortanius: But usually he could get revived anytime he died as long as there was something left of him?
Concept: Yes, but then Magnus ate him.
Magnus: VERY BAD MEAT. MAGNUS PUKE FOR MANY MOONS.
Mortanius: Point taken.
Ariel: Why did you make the freak speak like an indian?
Concept: I did?
Suddenly, the group finds Hash and Satan drinking some beer from Raziels secret stash.
Both Raziels: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Concept: Breathe.
Both Raziels: .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It can't be.
Hash to Satan: So, hehe, so did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
Satan: What about him?
Hash: He sould his soul to Santa.
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Concept: Breathe.
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: Concept, are you insane or something?
Concept: Nah, just stupid.
Faustus: That explains a lot.
Christina: Helloo, handsome.
Concept: Hey there, hot stuff.
Christina whispers something in Concepts ear.
Corey: What did she say?
Concept: None of your business. *Runs off with Christina*
Kain: Well, I guess that's it for the story. Looks like it's over. Finally.
Concept appears and knocks out Corey. He then leaves with Christina again.
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If you are offended by this chapter, (due to what I said about religion earlier on) then let me tell you: I don't care. If you are offended that's your problem and not mine. Why should I be afraid to offend anyone? If you can't handle jokes, you shouldn't be reading this.
To anyone else, thank you.
Again, 5 reviews.
Kudos:
Dark Sephy: Thankies for the idea. Grins.
Mikototribal: The key to surviving a slipknot concert is to watch out for the audience. Or perhaps you should just stay near the back of where the concert is. If you want a good slipknot site, try this one www.black- goat.com It has a lot of good stuff. Thanks for the many reviews. Appreciated.
Psycho Virus83: I did use one of your ideas. The pool thing last chapter.
MortalSora: No, Mortal, the key is, the girl has to be insane. Then it will work. I am unique? That's the first time I ever heard that. Thankies.
OrpheumZero: Yay, you finally managed to slay him. By the way, when did Kain get near Moebius in SR2? (makes a connection) Oh my god. I should not have thought of that. The horror. I'll have nightmares for weeks.
A/N: Wow, I got 5 reviews in 2 days. That has to be a record.
Turel: Yeah, for you, since your stories suck so much. The only thing you do is make clumsy references to Metallica and South park, followed by the YMCA done by Moebius in his boxers and a few bad attempts to pick up girls.
Concept: I have a chainsaw.
Turel: Eep.
Concept: I hope they fixed the whole âE thing.
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Corey has woken up. To say the least he is groggy. And he looks funny. Think Leonardo De Caprio in "what's eating, Gilbert Grape?". Or better yet, think Leonardo De Caprio. And he's talking as if he's drunk.
Corey: Grmbl. get the. Fukin. Arrgh. Hurt. Head. Where is. Damn. Stupid Danes. Stupid Kains. Where. Satan. Ouch.
Rahab appears again.
Rahab: What are you talking about, dude?
Corey: Damn. Stupid fish. Runs of with. some girl. Comes back later. Do you want to apoligize???
Rahab: Huh?
Concept: He didn't get his aspirine.
Corey then gets his aspirine. He is still a little groggy however.
Corey: Do you guys think Satan is a redneck?
Rahab: ?
Concept: That was a horrible, stupid and worthless joke, Corey.
Corey: So what? You're the one writing this.
Concept: That's still no excuse for making puns.
Kain: Bah. Hey, I wonder what Vorador is doing. Hey, why did I say "Vorador is" instead of shortening it?
Concept: Because FF.net turns it into âE.
Kain: Okay.
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Meanwhile in hell.
Vorador is being hurled down a spiral of fire.
James Hetfield: Little boy, you are going to hell. You said bad words threw rocks at the bird, and now this is your hotel. You ain't going back, this ain't Disneyland, it's hell.
Verse 2
James Hetfield: Little boy, it is time for you to pay. For hurting that bird and not going to church and staring at boobs every day. Now you must stand in hell, you are going to hell.
Vorador finally lands on the bottom. There are billions upon billions upon billions of people there.
Vorador: Isn't that a bit many?
Concept: Exaggeration promotes the understanding.
Lars: You can't translate danish proverbs into english.
Concept: So?
Lars: Screw this. I'm outta here.
Concept: No, how am I going to end my chapters now?
Vorador: Screw that. There are many good looking girls here.
Concept: Indeed.
Moebius: Isn't hell supposed to be a bad place?
Concept: Not when I am writing it.
Vorador: That is what happens when you let a satanist near a computer.
Moebius: So this is your idea of heaven, concept?
Concept: Heaven? No, this is my idea of Hell.
Moebius: So it is reverted to you?
Concept: Perhaps. But I don't want to be up there with all the fundies.
Moebius: Fundies?
Vorador: Slang for fundamentalists. But I think there are liberals up there as well, Concept.
Concept: Then what do you call that?
Concept points to a bunch of people standing near a demon.
Demon: All right, everybody. Gather up. You are all in hell.
Crowd: What? Why?
Some dude 1: But I followed the catholic approach.
Some gal 1: I followed the evangelist way.
Some dude 2: I was a baptist.
Some gal 2: I was a protestant.
Demon: Yes, but you all had the wrong religion.
Catholic dude (formerly known as some dude 1): But which religion was the right one, then?
Demon: Mormonism.
Crowd: God damn it.
Demon: No, he damned you. Follow me please.
Moebius: ?
Vorador: I am sure there was some fundamentalists among them.
Concept: yeah, gotta have drugs.
Vorador: Huh? Oh.
Both Concept and Vorador is looking at some good looking girls. For reasons unbeknownst to Concept, he is sent back to earth.
Rahab: All right, Concept. Now you gotta get your act together and tell us what is gonna happen in this story.
Concept: Well, most likely a bunch of clumsy references to Metallica and South park, followed by the YMCA done by Moebius in his boxers and a few bad attempts from me to pick up girls.
Rahab: So I am no longer needed?
Concept: Of course you are. You are gonna tell me how I get away from Christina.
Rahab: I thought you were in love with her.
Concept: I am.
Rahab: Why do you want to get away from her, then?
Concept: I want to do that?
Rahab: You just said you would.
Concept: Oh well I don't.
Every body but Concept falls over Anime style.
VRaz: Oh great, now he started the anime references. This story truly gets dumber and dumber.
Concept: Hey, why is Moebius in hell? He was a mormon.
Everybody else: HE WAS WHAT?
Concept: What? Did you not know?
SRRaz: I thought he was rastafarian.
Concept: He converted a month ago. Better get him. Wouldn't want all of those girls down there getting scared.
Turel: They are in hell, the most scary place ever. How could Moebius be frightening?
Concept: He could start YMCA'ing in his boxers.
Turel: I see your point. Hey, when did Moebius die?
Concept: Orpheum finally managed to kill him. He mutilated him badly. Moebius was beyond repairing.
Kain: Why did he ever get repaired anyway?
Concept: Well, everyone wanted a piece of him. He was much hated.
Dumah: I don't blame them.
Zephon: I wish I could have had a slice. That ass was in the way of me getting the world several times.
Mortanius: But usually he could get revived anytime he died as long as there was something left of him?
Concept: Yes, but then Magnus ate him.
Magnus: VERY BAD MEAT. MAGNUS PUKE FOR MANY MOONS.
Mortanius: Point taken.
Ariel: Why did you make the freak speak like an indian?
Concept: I did?
Suddenly, the group finds Hash and Satan drinking some beer from Raziels secret stash.
Both Raziels: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Concept: Breathe.
Both Raziels: .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It can't be.
Hash to Satan: So, hehe, so did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
Satan: What about him?
Hash: He sould his soul to Santa.
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Concept: Breathe.
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: Concept, are you insane or something?
Concept: Nah, just stupid.
Faustus: That explains a lot.
Christina: Helloo, handsome.
Concept: Hey there, hot stuff.
Christina whispers something in Concepts ear.
Corey: What did she say?
Concept: None of your business. *Runs off with Christina*
Kain: Well, I guess that's it for the story. Looks like it's over. Finally.
Concept appears and knocks out Corey. He then leaves with Christina again.
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If you are offended by this chapter, (due to what I said about religion earlier on) then let me tell you: I don't care. If you are offended that's your problem and not mine. Why should I be afraid to offend anyone? If you can't handle jokes, you shouldn't be reading this.
To anyone else, thank you.
Again, 5 reviews.