A/N: Here it is, the first chapter of THE CURSED WAKKA DOLL! And Nimrook,
Berrik, and Blappa are all Al Bhed Psyches. I wanted to put in Keyakku, but
then Choco reminded me that he was dead. I LIKE the name Keyakku! It's just
fun to say!
Disclaimer: No own Final Fantasy X.
**Quote of the Day** "Go on with you! Let's get this over with!" -Samwise Gamgee, The Two Towers (book)
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter One
"Hm? Fryd'c drec?" (Translation: Hm? What's this?)
Brother and some other Al Bhed are leaning over a chest. "Fyc drec rana pavuna?" (Was this here before?) said one. The others shrugged. One of them leaned closer in order to open it but was stopped by Brother.
"Fa tur'd gruf fryd'c er ed! Mad'c mayja ed ymura," said Brother. (We don't know what's in it! Let's leave it alone.) The others snorted.
"Ed'c y dnaycina lraud! Ed'c cobbucat du pa UBAHAT!" (It's a treasure chest! It's supposed to be OPENED!)
"Pid . . . fryd uv drana'c cusadrehk fa cruimth'd duilr?" (But . . . what if there's something we shouldn't touch?)
It was too late. One of the Al Bhed, Nimrook, had already opened the treasure chest. The others gasped and stepped back. Nimrook just stared into the chest. Slowly, the others crept closer and peered in. What they saw was the last thing they expected to see . . .
. . . the cursed Wakka doll!
There it lay, dressed and looking exactly like Wakka, right down to those little stubs on his chin. Next to it lay a note. Nimrook picked it up. The others urged him to read it. He blinked twice and passed it on. The Al Bhed kept passing it to the next person until it came to Brother. He stared at it longer than the others did.
" . . . E LYH'D NAYT ED!" (I can't read it!) Brother screamed, ripping the note in two. Nimrook watched the pieces float down to the ground. Looking up at Brother, he said in a simple voice, "Rikku luimt ryfa nayt ed. Rikku lyh nayt Spiran." (Rikku could have read it. Rikku can read Spiran.) Brother blinked and realized his mistake. Trying to cover up for his stupidity, he laughed.
"E ghuf dryd! E zicd tur'd drehg fa cruimt sacc fedr ed. Dryd'c fro E nebbat ed!" (I know that! I just don't think we should mess with it. That's why I ripped it!) Brother said.
"Reo! Drana'c y pidduh!" (Hey! There's a button!)
Brother looked around and realized that the group had moved away from him and to another corner of the room. Walking over to them, he peered over the shoulders of others. Now Blappa was holding the doll. He had flipped it over and a small, RED button had revealed itself as if by magic. (Choco: Well duh, the doll's cursed!) Too curious now to protest, Brother said what any of us would have said.
"Bicr dra pidduh." (Push the button.)
But now, Berrik was cautious. Why, we don't know. Do you want to know? Well too bad! We don't know, so YOU don't know! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha . . . (chokes on a piece of carrot.)
"Mad'c HUD bicr dra pidduh," Berrik said. (Let's NOT push the button)
"Fryd yna oui, clynat? (What are you, scared?)
"Hu . . . pid-" (No . . .but-)
"Hu pidc. Fa bicr dra pidduh." (No buts. We push the button)
"HU!" cried Berrik.
"OAC!" commanded Brother
"HU!"
"OAC!"
Blappa was now confused. Should he listen to Brother, who wanted to PUSH the button? Or should he listen to Berrik, who DIDN'T want to push the button? Oh God, the decision was too hard! The pressure, too much! He couldn't take it! So what did Blappa do?
BLAPPA DROPPED THE CURSED WAKKA DOLL!
And it landed on . . . THE BUTTON!
The crowd gasped and interrupted Brother and Berrik's fight.
"Fryd?!" cried Berrik.
The Wakka doll didn't move.
Everyone gave a little sigh. The doll wasn't dangerous. But then . . .
The right hand twitched. The doll sat up. The brown eyes blinked. The head turned. The Al Bhed stared. It stood up. It walked up to the treasure chest and removed a tiny blitzball. A mini version of Wakka's final weapon. It walked back to face the Al Bhed. They stared down at it. It smiled and held its blitzball in an attack formation. The Al Bhed laughed.
"Muug! Ed'c dnoehk du yddylg ic!" Nimrook laughed. (Look! It's trying to attack us!)
The Wakka doll's eyes flickered. It went from a brown to a very creepy black. It's nice smile turned into an ugly smirk. The doll chuckled. It said one word that doomed them all. It said, "Ya?" The unmistakable feeling of dread crept over everyone in the room.
It attacked.
Screaming, "YA?!" at the top of its cloth and cotton-filled lungs, it lunged at the nearest Al Bhed, constantly whacking him with the tiny blitzball. The others were speechless, watching their friend be attacked by a crazy doll that had come to life. While that Al Bhed was screaming for help, the Wakka doll continued to whack the blitzball against his head.
"RAMB SA!" screamed the victim. (HELP ME!)
It was too late. The Wakka doll jumped off of him. But it kept smirking at the Al Bhed it had attacked. Soon the Al Bhed stiffened. His clothes began to become yellow, his skin tanner, his hair red and beginning to stick up. He removed his goggles and revealed black eyes. He was becoming a zombie-Yevonite Wakka!
And all everyone could do was stare.
***END OF CHAPTER***
A/N: I CONVERTED AN AL BHED! Choco: Stupid. MoMo: I'm NOT stupid. This was YOUR idea, remember? Choco: Shut up! MoMo: Please review and tell us what you think.
Disclaimer: No own Final Fantasy X.
**Quote of the Day** "Go on with you! Let's get this over with!" -Samwise Gamgee, The Two Towers (book)
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter One
"Hm? Fryd'c drec?" (Translation: Hm? What's this?)
Brother and some other Al Bhed are leaning over a chest. "Fyc drec rana pavuna?" (Was this here before?) said one. The others shrugged. One of them leaned closer in order to open it but was stopped by Brother.
"Fa tur'd gruf fryd'c er ed! Mad'c mayja ed ymura," said Brother. (We don't know what's in it! Let's leave it alone.) The others snorted.
"Ed'c y dnaycina lraud! Ed'c cobbucat du pa UBAHAT!" (It's a treasure chest! It's supposed to be OPENED!)
"Pid . . . fryd uv drana'c cusadrehk fa cruimth'd duilr?" (But . . . what if there's something we shouldn't touch?)
It was too late. One of the Al Bhed, Nimrook, had already opened the treasure chest. The others gasped and stepped back. Nimrook just stared into the chest. Slowly, the others crept closer and peered in. What they saw was the last thing they expected to see . . .
. . . the cursed Wakka doll!
There it lay, dressed and looking exactly like Wakka, right down to those little stubs on his chin. Next to it lay a note. Nimrook picked it up. The others urged him to read it. He blinked twice and passed it on. The Al Bhed kept passing it to the next person until it came to Brother. He stared at it longer than the others did.
" . . . E LYH'D NAYT ED!" (I can't read it!) Brother screamed, ripping the note in two. Nimrook watched the pieces float down to the ground. Looking up at Brother, he said in a simple voice, "Rikku luimt ryfa nayt ed. Rikku lyh nayt Spiran." (Rikku could have read it. Rikku can read Spiran.) Brother blinked and realized his mistake. Trying to cover up for his stupidity, he laughed.
"E ghuf dryd! E zicd tur'd drehg fa cruimt sacc fedr ed. Dryd'c fro E nebbat ed!" (I know that! I just don't think we should mess with it. That's why I ripped it!) Brother said.
"Reo! Drana'c y pidduh!" (Hey! There's a button!)
Brother looked around and realized that the group had moved away from him and to another corner of the room. Walking over to them, he peered over the shoulders of others. Now Blappa was holding the doll. He had flipped it over and a small, RED button had revealed itself as if by magic. (Choco: Well duh, the doll's cursed!) Too curious now to protest, Brother said what any of us would have said.
"Bicr dra pidduh." (Push the button.)
But now, Berrik was cautious. Why, we don't know. Do you want to know? Well too bad! We don't know, so YOU don't know! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha . . . (chokes on a piece of carrot.)
"Mad'c HUD bicr dra pidduh," Berrik said. (Let's NOT push the button)
"Fryd yna oui, clynat? (What are you, scared?)
"Hu . . . pid-" (No . . .but-)
"Hu pidc. Fa bicr dra pidduh." (No buts. We push the button)
"HU!" cried Berrik.
"OAC!" commanded Brother
"HU!"
"OAC!"
Blappa was now confused. Should he listen to Brother, who wanted to PUSH the button? Or should he listen to Berrik, who DIDN'T want to push the button? Oh God, the decision was too hard! The pressure, too much! He couldn't take it! So what did Blappa do?
BLAPPA DROPPED THE CURSED WAKKA DOLL!
And it landed on . . . THE BUTTON!
The crowd gasped and interrupted Brother and Berrik's fight.
"Fryd?!" cried Berrik.
The Wakka doll didn't move.
Everyone gave a little sigh. The doll wasn't dangerous. But then . . .
The right hand twitched. The doll sat up. The brown eyes blinked. The head turned. The Al Bhed stared. It stood up. It walked up to the treasure chest and removed a tiny blitzball. A mini version of Wakka's final weapon. It walked back to face the Al Bhed. They stared down at it. It smiled and held its blitzball in an attack formation. The Al Bhed laughed.
"Muug! Ed'c dnoehk du yddylg ic!" Nimrook laughed. (Look! It's trying to attack us!)
The Wakka doll's eyes flickered. It went from a brown to a very creepy black. It's nice smile turned into an ugly smirk. The doll chuckled. It said one word that doomed them all. It said, "Ya?" The unmistakable feeling of dread crept over everyone in the room.
It attacked.
Screaming, "YA?!" at the top of its cloth and cotton-filled lungs, it lunged at the nearest Al Bhed, constantly whacking him with the tiny blitzball. The others were speechless, watching their friend be attacked by a crazy doll that had come to life. While that Al Bhed was screaming for help, the Wakka doll continued to whack the blitzball against his head.
"RAMB SA!" screamed the victim. (HELP ME!)
It was too late. The Wakka doll jumped off of him. But it kept smirking at the Al Bhed it had attacked. Soon the Al Bhed stiffened. His clothes began to become yellow, his skin tanner, his hair red and beginning to stick up. He removed his goggles and revealed black eyes. He was becoming a zombie-Yevonite Wakka!
And all everyone could do was stare.
***END OF CHAPTER***
A/N: I CONVERTED AN AL BHED! Choco: Stupid. MoMo: I'm NOT stupid. This was YOUR idea, remember? Choco: Shut up! MoMo: Please review and tell us what you think.