Disclaimer: GUNDAM WING IS NOT MINE

AUTHOR: Relena why did you follow Heero during the Eve's War?

RELENA: that's because he took my $120.00 teddy bear. But don't worry he returned it to me after the war.

AUTHOR: Heero is that true?

HEERO: um.well...uh (blushes) I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT TEDDY BEARS ARE MADE OF

AUTHOR: Okaaay.Next topic, Heero what stopped you to kill Milliardo also known as Zechs Merquise? And I want the real reason don't lie to me or Relena will dump you, right Relena?

RELENA: yup

HEERO: I WILL KILL YOU

RELENA: (Yawning) Heero. honey just answer the question please or else I have no choice but to elope with Trowa or Duo or maybe Quatre or Wu.

HEERO: FINE, I didn't kill Zechs because he told me that he will give me advice of how to make my hair soft and shiny.

DUO: you should've just asked me

HEERO: SHUT UP

RELENA: I'm glad you didn't kill my brother. If you did no one will clean my pink limo for free.

PAGAN: (mumbling) your dear brother stole my job

AUTHOR: Enough with shiny hair and limos, Relena I want to know what's written in the card that Heero gave you?

RELENA: that's easy he said (Heero covers her mouth) umm.um.

AUTHOR: What? Heero pls. let her talk

HEERO: Fine

RELENA: Don't ever do that again (gasping for breath)

TROWA: (waving his hands) I know what's written in the card

WUFEI: Oh I know too

HEERO: What? How?

AUTHOR: Yeah, how?

RELENA: (confused) Ha?

WUFEI: We overheard your chat with Dorothy and Hilde

QUATRE: Gossiper

TROWA: and the card says (drum roll) 'I..

WUFEI: .LOVE.

TROWA AND WUFEI: . TEDDY BEARS'

QUATRE: What the hell?

AUTHOR: (sweat dropped) I'm outa here