I stormed away from the yard past a huge white pick up truck, tipping over a pile of rocks in my path.
"Uhhhh, that jerk! Well fuck you too Max!" I say to myself "and what ever happened to you that was so horrible that you are allowed to be so angst ridden?" I look to my right and about a dozen feet away from me stood Rabbit, staring at me live I was out of my mind.
"Christina" He said firmly. "your acting strange."
"Christina?" I asked confusedly "Rabbit, im no-"
"Now my parents pay you allot of money to do this and..." He continued, I still having no clue what he was babbling about.
"Bu- but Rabbit... Christina was my sister." Rabbit paid no attention to me, he simply kept talking.
"So, if you want to keep your job as a baby sitter, you have to actually pay attention to me. Not standing there like an idiot." He thinks im my sister. Christina used to sit for him as a child. She would baby-sit for all the neighborhood kids. They adored her, everyone did.
"Fine Rabbit what do you want me to do?" I asked reluctantly.
"Bout time, go upstairs and get my hat." He demanded childishly
"But your already wareing a hat." I pointed out to him.
"Yes, but this is my blue hat. I want my red hat. Go get it." I glared at the full grown boy but turned and stamped off into the house.
"Jesus." I muttered to myself "How the fuck did Christina put up with these brats?" I tugged at my earring as I walked through the house. "hat... red hat" I pursed my lips and made clonky noises with my lips. "hat.... hummm hat." I walked down a long hallway looking at the kitchy wallpaper pealing on the walls until a mouse scurried across my feet, I jumped with a start. "FUCK!" I shouted as I stumbled to the ground. "oh god." I groaned biting at my fingernails. "Fuck this." I got up and wandered into the kitchen and up to the refrigerator. The mouse sat on top of it. "oh don't mock me." I snapped at the mouse, who seemed un fazed by the remark. I opened the fridge and got out a coke. I hummed to myself and took a gulp of my drink. "Ok find the damn hat." I walked towards Rabbits bedroom, the trip down the hallway seemed to be a much shorter trip this time. I ducked into the room and reached over the bed in to the closet where I could see the red hat. I though it out the window to the awaiting Rabbit.
"Now get out of my room!" He snapped at me. Smirkingly I responded "Can't. To big." Suddenly from outside the house i here the dimwitted remarks of the narcissistic father from the pool.
"Well well well Rabbit I am ashamed of you. Now i can understand bringing a girl home with you" Out of the corner of my eye I could see him nudge Rabbit. He continued "But honestly a punk?!?! or what is it they like to be called these days? Goth is it?"
"Punk?" I asked myself. Looking down at my paint stained T-shirt, blue skirt and black and white striped stockings, punk was one of the last things from my mind. Eccentric or obscure but punk?
"Billy!" The man shouted
"Yes dad?" I heard a boy say.
"What do they like to be called?"
"Don't know Dad." The stringy acne ridden boy said. "Iv never really talked to any of um." The father's voice boomed.
"See Rabbit, my son Billy knows how these social thing work. He knows to stay away from girls like that, you can tell by the look of um that there trouble." I sneered when I heard this. "Were gonna have to get her out of here my dear Rabbit... Now I know what your thinking- But I was gonna try and get with her- but trust me, I know things." To this I had to laugh, the idea of me and Rabbit was ridiculous, me and his sister maybe, but Rabbit
"HA" I yelped
"Oh dear, she's gonna start singing some of her 'goths' music." He said. "Oh how ridiculous." I said. Reaching down through the window grabbing rabbits back pack off hs back. Something he found horrific, an obvious conclusion to come to from all of his screaming. "oh shut up!!" I yelled at him. I brought the bag into the room, via the window, and proceed to eat his lunch. "Calm down you brat! Im not gonna hurt anything, im just gonna eat your lunch!" I said trying, in vain, to soothe the panicked Rabbit. Soon enough I was back to my normal size. Alas it didn't stop there, next thing i knew I was 3 inches tall. "Oh fuck! This isn't even a sufficient cock size."
"Uhhhh, that jerk! Well fuck you too Max!" I say to myself "and what ever happened to you that was so horrible that you are allowed to be so angst ridden?" I look to my right and about a dozen feet away from me stood Rabbit, staring at me live I was out of my mind.
"Christina" He said firmly. "your acting strange."
"Christina?" I asked confusedly "Rabbit, im no-"
"Now my parents pay you allot of money to do this and..." He continued, I still having no clue what he was babbling about.
"Bu- but Rabbit... Christina was my sister." Rabbit paid no attention to me, he simply kept talking.
"So, if you want to keep your job as a baby sitter, you have to actually pay attention to me. Not standing there like an idiot." He thinks im my sister. Christina used to sit for him as a child. She would baby-sit for all the neighborhood kids. They adored her, everyone did.
"Fine Rabbit what do you want me to do?" I asked reluctantly.
"Bout time, go upstairs and get my hat." He demanded childishly
"But your already wareing a hat." I pointed out to him.
"Yes, but this is my blue hat. I want my red hat. Go get it." I glared at the full grown boy but turned and stamped off into the house.
"Jesus." I muttered to myself "How the fuck did Christina put up with these brats?" I tugged at my earring as I walked through the house. "hat... red hat" I pursed my lips and made clonky noises with my lips. "hat.... hummm hat." I walked down a long hallway looking at the kitchy wallpaper pealing on the walls until a mouse scurried across my feet, I jumped with a start. "FUCK!" I shouted as I stumbled to the ground. "oh god." I groaned biting at my fingernails. "Fuck this." I got up and wandered into the kitchen and up to the refrigerator. The mouse sat on top of it. "oh don't mock me." I snapped at the mouse, who seemed un fazed by the remark. I opened the fridge and got out a coke. I hummed to myself and took a gulp of my drink. "Ok find the damn hat." I walked towards Rabbits bedroom, the trip down the hallway seemed to be a much shorter trip this time. I ducked into the room and reached over the bed in to the closet where I could see the red hat. I though it out the window to the awaiting Rabbit.
"Now get out of my room!" He snapped at me. Smirkingly I responded "Can't. To big." Suddenly from outside the house i here the dimwitted remarks of the narcissistic father from the pool.
"Well well well Rabbit I am ashamed of you. Now i can understand bringing a girl home with you" Out of the corner of my eye I could see him nudge Rabbit. He continued "But honestly a punk?!?! or what is it they like to be called these days? Goth is it?"
"Punk?" I asked myself. Looking down at my paint stained T-shirt, blue skirt and black and white striped stockings, punk was one of the last things from my mind. Eccentric or obscure but punk?
"Billy!" The man shouted
"Yes dad?" I heard a boy say.
"What do they like to be called?"
"Don't know Dad." The stringy acne ridden boy said. "Iv never really talked to any of um." The father's voice boomed.
"See Rabbit, my son Billy knows how these social thing work. He knows to stay away from girls like that, you can tell by the look of um that there trouble." I sneered when I heard this. "Were gonna have to get her out of here my dear Rabbit... Now I know what your thinking- But I was gonna try and get with her- but trust me, I know things." To this I had to laugh, the idea of me and Rabbit was ridiculous, me and his sister maybe, but Rabbit
"HA" I yelped
"Oh dear, she's gonna start singing some of her 'goths' music." He said. "Oh how ridiculous." I said. Reaching down through the window grabbing rabbits back pack off hs back. Something he found horrific, an obvious conclusion to come to from all of his screaming. "oh shut up!!" I yelled at him. I brought the bag into the room, via the window, and proceed to eat his lunch. "Calm down you brat! Im not gonna hurt anything, im just gonna eat your lunch!" I said trying, in vain, to soothe the panicked Rabbit. Soon enough I was back to my normal size. Alas it didn't stop there, next thing i knew I was 3 inches tall. "Oh fuck! This isn't even a sufficient cock size."
