The Fellowship Discovers Fanfiction
By Cherry and Kiwi
Credits: Cooking with Legolas was written by Pineapple Princess (from fanfiction.net) and we recommend reading it and we only borrowed the characters from JRR Tolkien. Now, we are telling you, we are not making money off this so you can't get $$ out of us!!! Muahahahahaha!!
Author's note: This chapter has been revised and we may look back at it and revise it again because we might have come up with something new to put into it or something else like that. All reviews and suggestions, if u haven't reviewed to chapter 1(the previous) yet, to the review submitting thingy. If you HAVE submitted a review to the former chapter 1, please send reviews to CherryKiwi05@hotmail.com and we will put ur reviews in the next chapter at the beginning so ppl can still c them! Thanks! Anything with an asterisk will be explained at the bottom of the chapter, the asterisks being noteworthy and not descriptive of action.
Sorry about the screwed up format. Kiwi's computer is gimped.
Chapter 1: Third time reposting! If only Cherry had helped earlier.*Kiwi slaps Cherry for not helping sooner*
The Fellowship was journeying, still. As they journeyed through a non-descript forest of no particular interest somewhere in middle earth, hopefully in the direction where they were headed, a dark ominous cloud of foreboding grew in Legolas' mind. He sensed danger but couldn't put his finger on it. He didn't feel like bothering the fellowship with his insubstantial fears until he knew more about them. Due to unfortunate events which are too lengthy and boringly complicated to go into at the moment, Pippin happened upon a strange thing: a mystical looking button. It looked sort of like a doorbell: red and white, one circle implanted into another. It looked sorta like a barber shop pole in the way it swirled, except it swirled into a vortex instead of swirling down the pole. Little did he know that it had happened to be planted on that unsuspecting and innocent tree by the evil and retardedly* vicious Saruman. Since the button had been planted by him, you know it's gotta be bad. Now, Saruman had an evil plan, a plan like NO OTHER PLAN! *muahahahahaha!* It was an odd little thing, really. The button hypnotized who ever looked at it and forced them to press it. With this having been said, Pippin was obviously and predictably hypnotized and, of course, pushed it. Saruman had been waiting in the woods for the group to pass by. He knew someone would press it, but he had intended for the bigger folk of the Fellowship to press it first, so that they would be out of commission sooner and the Hobbits would not be as protected. He was hidden in a bush alongside the path **! ~inside joke explained at bottom, totally irrelevant~*. As Pippin came closer and closer to the tree, Saruman's eyes brightened with excitement. As soon as Pippin pressed the button, Saruman smiled, knowing exactly what would happen: Pippin would be zapped by pressing the mystical button, causing everyone else to look, and see the button, thus they also would be hypnotized. Thus lured into pressing the button, and in the end, they would be zapped. "Aha!" he almost shouted as Pippin pressed it, but stifling himself quickly. Now would be his chance to get (as Smeagol would put it) 'The preciousss!' all for himself! Alas! The button exploded with surprising results.
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The blast had nearly zapped poor Pippin. Thank God the button backfired! Suddenly, papers spewed everywhere!! 'Noooooooo!' Saruman thought, as he quickly ran away, 'My brilliant plan has backfired! That idiot! What did he do to my beautiful mystical button?' However, he was already thinking of a different evil plan. Everyone ran over to see what happened. The strange papers were stapled together in many different packets. Each had a big heading with a weird name under it (ex, Kiwi, and Cherry, and other nonsense words of the sort). They each picked up a packet and began reading. Legolas found one with his name in the heading. He read 'Cooking with Legolas.' 'What?' he thought. 'Me cooking?!? Yea right!' So he read on. 'Who is this Martha?' He read on becoming totally confused. 'Who the *beep* is Smeagol*** and what the *beep* is he dancing to?' The same sort of odd-ball things happened throughout the mysterious packet. Once he got to the second episode, he got angry. The crowd liked Haldir better than him!?! They were both elves with long blonde hair but he was simply better! How could they think that?!?! And he got flour in his hair!?! Noooooooooo! ****
**********explained********* * retardedly- we are not making any sort of mean comments about people with mental retardation. Cherry's uncle is mentally retarded and he's super cool! Kiwi's mom works with these people and they are really nice. We are just trying to describe Saruman. If anyone takes any offense in that, we are very sorry and do not mean anything by it.
**3 most powerful men in the world- Andy L's joke: You know the world is in trouble when the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colin. (
***Smeagol- the Fellowship has not encountered Smeagol yet and know not of him
****note: this is Legolas' point of view. We, the authors, love Cooking with Legolas and we suggest that you read it! Make sure it is the one by Pineapple Princess so look her name up!
By Cherry and Kiwi
Credits: Cooking with Legolas was written by Pineapple Princess (from fanfiction.net) and we recommend reading it and we only borrowed the characters from JRR Tolkien. Now, we are telling you, we are not making money off this so you can't get $$ out of us!!! Muahahahahaha!!
Author's note: This chapter has been revised and we may look back at it and revise it again because we might have come up with something new to put into it or something else like that. All reviews and suggestions, if u haven't reviewed to chapter 1(the previous) yet, to the review submitting thingy. If you HAVE submitted a review to the former chapter 1, please send reviews to CherryKiwi05@hotmail.com and we will put ur reviews in the next chapter at the beginning so ppl can still c them! Thanks! Anything with an asterisk will be explained at the bottom of the chapter, the asterisks being noteworthy and not descriptive of action.
Sorry about the screwed up format. Kiwi's computer is gimped.
Chapter 1: Third time reposting! If only Cherry had helped earlier.*Kiwi slaps Cherry for not helping sooner*
The Fellowship was journeying, still. As they journeyed through a non-descript forest of no particular interest somewhere in middle earth, hopefully in the direction where they were headed, a dark ominous cloud of foreboding grew in Legolas' mind. He sensed danger but couldn't put his finger on it. He didn't feel like bothering the fellowship with his insubstantial fears until he knew more about them. Due to unfortunate events which are too lengthy and boringly complicated to go into at the moment, Pippin happened upon a strange thing: a mystical looking button. It looked sort of like a doorbell: red and white, one circle implanted into another. It looked sorta like a barber shop pole in the way it swirled, except it swirled into a vortex instead of swirling down the pole. Little did he know that it had happened to be planted on that unsuspecting and innocent tree by the evil and retardedly* vicious Saruman. Since the button had been planted by him, you know it's gotta be bad. Now, Saruman had an evil plan, a plan like NO OTHER PLAN! *muahahahahaha!* It was an odd little thing, really. The button hypnotized who ever looked at it and forced them to press it. With this having been said, Pippin was obviously and predictably hypnotized and, of course, pushed it. Saruman had been waiting in the woods for the group to pass by. He knew someone would press it, but he had intended for the bigger folk of the Fellowship to press it first, so that they would be out of commission sooner and the Hobbits would not be as protected. He was hidden in a bush alongside the path **! ~inside joke explained at bottom, totally irrelevant~*. As Pippin came closer and closer to the tree, Saruman's eyes brightened with excitement. As soon as Pippin pressed the button, Saruman smiled, knowing exactly what would happen: Pippin would be zapped by pressing the mystical button, causing everyone else to look, and see the button, thus they also would be hypnotized. Thus lured into pressing the button, and in the end, they would be zapped. "Aha!" he almost shouted as Pippin pressed it, but stifling himself quickly. Now would be his chance to get (as Smeagol would put it) 'The preciousss!' all for himself! Alas! The button exploded with surprising results.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The blast had nearly zapped poor Pippin. Thank God the button backfired! Suddenly, papers spewed everywhere!! 'Noooooooo!' Saruman thought, as he quickly ran away, 'My brilliant plan has backfired! That idiot! What did he do to my beautiful mystical button?' However, he was already thinking of a different evil plan. Everyone ran over to see what happened. The strange papers were stapled together in many different packets. Each had a big heading with a weird name under it (ex, Kiwi, and Cherry, and other nonsense words of the sort). They each picked up a packet and began reading. Legolas found one with his name in the heading. He read 'Cooking with Legolas.' 'What?' he thought. 'Me cooking?!? Yea right!' So he read on. 'Who is this Martha?' He read on becoming totally confused. 'Who the *beep* is Smeagol*** and what the *beep* is he dancing to?' The same sort of odd-ball things happened throughout the mysterious packet. Once he got to the second episode, he got angry. The crowd liked Haldir better than him!?! They were both elves with long blonde hair but he was simply better! How could they think that?!?! And he got flour in his hair!?! Noooooooooo! ****
**********explained********* * retardedly- we are not making any sort of mean comments about people with mental retardation. Cherry's uncle is mentally retarded and he's super cool! Kiwi's mom works with these people and they are really nice. We are just trying to describe Saruman. If anyone takes any offense in that, we are very sorry and do not mean anything by it.
**3 most powerful men in the world- Andy L's joke: You know the world is in trouble when the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colin. (
***Smeagol- the Fellowship has not encountered Smeagol yet and know not of him
****note: this is Legolas' point of view. We, the authors, love Cooking with Legolas and we suggest that you read it! Make sure it is the one by Pineapple Princess so look her name up!