Author's Craziness: Chapter #3! Oh joy! Or as they say in Al Bhed: Ur zuo!
**Quote of the Day** "There's no such thing as a creature with no emotions. You just think that you don't have them." - Kasumi Karen, X/1999, Anime
Disclaimer: I'm not rich. I don't own FFX. Suing me would be pointless. NOW WOULD YOU STUPID LAWYERS GET OFF MY FRONT PORCH?! **Lawyers leave dejectedly**
The Cursed Wakka Doll by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 3
Brother is still running. Well, more like a slow jog. Actually, a power walk. Who am I kidding, the guy is crawling on his knees, he's that tired! Managing to open the door to get to where Cid was, he gasped, "Lnywo lincat Wakka tumm ec luhjandehk Al Bhed ehdu Yevonites!" (Crazy cursed Wakka doll is converting Al Bhed into Yevonites!)
Cid stared down at him and looked at him like he was crazy. "Y lincat Wakka tumm? Lusa uh! Drana'c hu cilr drehk!" (A cursed Wakka doll? Come on! There's no such thing!) He gave Brother a nudge with his boot. "Kad ib!" (Get up!) Brother just laid there, face down. Just then, Rikku walked in, eating an apple.
"Hey pops, there's a huge group of people dressed up like Wakka heading here. They're being led by this tiny doll screaming, 'Ya!' and 'Convert Al Bhed, ya?!' Just thought you might like to know about that," she said nonchalantly, walking over to Brother. "Kaaw, fryd rybbahat du oui?" (Geez, what happened to you?)
Brother groaned, lifted his left hand in greeting, then fell into a nice, well-deserved nap. Cid snorted as he looked at his son, then realized that Rikku confirmed what Brother had said. Blinking a few times, he allowed the information to process through his mind. After it had finally sunk in, Cid shouted, "FRYD DRA RAMM TU DRUCA VNAYGC FYHD?!" (WHAT THE HELL DO THOSE FREAKS WANT?!) Rikku just shook her head.
"I told you," she said, "The doll that looks a lot like Wakka was screaming, 'Convert Al Bhed, ya?!' So I'm guessing he wants us all to be Yevonites."
Cid frowned. "I don't wanna be a Yevonite."
Rikku peeked out the door. "There's a huge crowd now. And they're all dressed like Wakka. Even the girls! Wait, do I see Rin?"
Cid rolled his eyes and shouted at Rikku, "Well, what are we gonna do about this?"
Rikku shrugged, then snapped her fingers. "I know! We'll go to Besaid!"
"Why?"
"Because that's where Tidus and everyone is! They've got to know something about changing Al Bhed back to normal!"
"And how would they know that?"
Rikku bit her lip. "Umm . . . Lulu's always been pretty good at controlling Wakka, you know. Maybe she can calm them down?"
"THEN GET OVER TO THE COCKPIT AND TAKE US TO BESAID!"
There was a banging at the door. "Mad sa eh! Bmayca!" (Let me in! Please!)
Rikku jumped. "That's Idiot!"
Cid scratched his bald head. "Who?"
"Idiot. He's really stupid, so when everyone found out what the Spiran equivalent to eteud (idiot) was, they started calling him that, you know? And he's never really caught on. But I wonder why he hasn't been converted?" Rikku went over to the door and let Idiot in. He fell on the floor and crawled further in. Shutting the door, she went over to him.
"Fryd rybbahat?" (What happened?)
So then Idiot went into this long, long narrative that explained everything that happened, and occasionally pointed to Brother. Cid, fed up with no one really listening to him, went to the cockpit and started to take them all to Besaid.
**OUTSIDE THE COCKPIT DOOR**
"Let us in," said Nimrook.
"Must make all Yevonites," said another.
"THAT'S RIGHT, YA?!" cried the Wakka doll. "All must be purified, ya?!"
**BACK WITH RIKKU & CO**
Rikku stood up and put a finger to her lip. "So that's what happened. Idiot, lyh oui damm ic fro oui fanah'd luhjandat?" (Idiot, can you tell us why you weren't converted?) Idiot only shook his head. Then he joined Brother in a nice long nap.
Cid called back, "WE'RE HERE!"
Rikku jumped and punched the air. "ALRIGHT! Now there's the small matter of getting out of the cockpit place . . ."
"Whaddaya mean by that, Rikku?" asked Cid.
"Hear that thumping?" Rikku asked, pointing toward the door. A loud thumping sound is heard. "That's the whole group of crazy, converted, zombie Yevonite Al Bhed."
"That's not good."
"Nope."
"So what do we do?"
"I dunno."
"Should we kill them?"
"I don't think so."
"Do you know Sleep?"
Rikku brightened and curled up her right fist and punched her other hand. Waving the left hand in pain, she said to her father, "Yup!"
Arms crossed, Cid just looked at her and waited. And waited and waited and waited and waited . . . "ARE YOU GONNA USE THE SLEEP SPELL OR NOT?!"
Rikku plugged her ears. "Geez Dad, yelling makes you blood pressure go up. We don't want you having a heart attack."
"Did you just hear what I said?"
"Oh! You want me to use Sleep NOW?"
Cid hit his head and let his hand slide down his face. "Yes."
"OK!" Rikku opened the door and casted Sleep on everyone. Yes, even the Wakka doll is asleep! Carefully stepping over the bodies, and occasionally stepping on a stray appendage, Rikku got out of the airship and down to Besaid Village.
**IN BESAID VILLAGE**
Tidus stretched. And stretched some more. Then he took out Caladbolg. Then he got into his fighting position and faced Auron. Auron just stood there, Masamune in hand. Tidus smiled and attacked. Auron dodged it. Tidus fell on his face, his mouth getting filled with dirt. Yuna came out just in time to see Tidus fall and began to laugh. Getting up and brushing off the dirt, Tidus tried to recollect his broken dignity. Rolling his eyes (an amazing feat!), Auron put away the Masamune and walked back inside the house he shared with Lulu and Kimahri. Tidus and Yuna got their own house seeing as how they got married after Tidus returned. Rikku decided to come running up just when Tidus went running after Auron for a rematch and tripped into a mud puddle. Forgetting about the crisis on the airship, Rikku laughed along with Yuna. Then Yuna noticed her.
"Oh, Rikku, what are you doing here?"
Remembering the crisis, Rikku frantically waved her arms in the air. "There's a crazy, cursed Wakka doll bent on converting everyone in Spira into zombie Yevonite Wakkas! They're all on the airship right now, but they're asleep."
Tidus got up and looked down mournfully at his lovely clothes. All this yucky mud all over his nice, clean Zanarkand Abe suit. Calling out to Yuna, he asked, "Do I have another copy of these clothes?" Then he realized what Rikku had said. "A crazy, cursed Wakka doll bent on converting everyone in Spira into zombie Yevonite Wakkas?! NOOOO!"
Yuna sighed. "So we have to save the world?"
Rikku bit her lip. "No, you just have to UNconvert all the Al Bhed on the airship and destroy the cursed Wakka doll."
"Can't you just destroy the doll by yourself?"
Rikku shrugged. "I guess, but what about the converted?"
Lulu, Kimahri, and Auron decided to come out after they had heard Tidus' strangled screams of converted Al Bhed.
"What's going on?" asked a very cranky Lulu.
Rikku repeated her earlier statement.
Auron closed his eyes, Kimahri crossed his arms, and Tidus went inside, took a shower and emerged in clean clothes. Picking up the Caladbolg, Tidus said, "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Lulu nodded, Yuna nodded, Auron nodded, Rikku nodded, and Kimahri stood there. Everyone stared at Kimahri. They kept staring until he reluctantly nodded his head. Cheering, they all went inside to eat lunch.
**HALF AN HOUR LATER**
After everyone had collected their weapons and equipped themselves and stocked up, they left Besaid and headed for the airship. Arriving at the airship, they boarded it. After doing that, they faced a crowd of zombie Yevonite Wakkas and a tiny doll leading them. Screaming, they went to the cockpit room. Shutting the door, Rikku ran and piloted the airship off of Besaid, stepping on Idiot in the process. Realizing, that Brother and Cid were not there, she shouted, "WHERE'S MY BROTHER AND DAD?!"
****TO BE CONTINUED****
A/N: NYAH NYAH! Now you guys has gotta wait for me to update.
Choco: Why are you so mean?
MoMo: Because. Hey, I let you bring your penguin friends inside!
Choco: Yeah . . . and you did put the house 150 degrees below 0 so the penguins could have a nice stay . . . and you did fill the bottom part of the house with water that later froze over.
MoMo: Yeah. So see, I am nice. SO NYAH! Please review.
**Quote of the Day** "There's no such thing as a creature with no emotions. You just think that you don't have them." - Kasumi Karen, X/1999, Anime
Disclaimer: I'm not rich. I don't own FFX. Suing me would be pointless. NOW WOULD YOU STUPID LAWYERS GET OFF MY FRONT PORCH?! **Lawyers leave dejectedly**
The Cursed Wakka Doll by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 3
Brother is still running. Well, more like a slow jog. Actually, a power walk. Who am I kidding, the guy is crawling on his knees, he's that tired! Managing to open the door to get to where Cid was, he gasped, "Lnywo lincat Wakka tumm ec luhjandehk Al Bhed ehdu Yevonites!" (Crazy cursed Wakka doll is converting Al Bhed into Yevonites!)
Cid stared down at him and looked at him like he was crazy. "Y lincat Wakka tumm? Lusa uh! Drana'c hu cilr drehk!" (A cursed Wakka doll? Come on! There's no such thing!) He gave Brother a nudge with his boot. "Kad ib!" (Get up!) Brother just laid there, face down. Just then, Rikku walked in, eating an apple.
"Hey pops, there's a huge group of people dressed up like Wakka heading here. They're being led by this tiny doll screaming, 'Ya!' and 'Convert Al Bhed, ya?!' Just thought you might like to know about that," she said nonchalantly, walking over to Brother. "Kaaw, fryd rybbahat du oui?" (Geez, what happened to you?)
Brother groaned, lifted his left hand in greeting, then fell into a nice, well-deserved nap. Cid snorted as he looked at his son, then realized that Rikku confirmed what Brother had said. Blinking a few times, he allowed the information to process through his mind. After it had finally sunk in, Cid shouted, "FRYD DRA RAMM TU DRUCA VNAYGC FYHD?!" (WHAT THE HELL DO THOSE FREAKS WANT?!) Rikku just shook her head.
"I told you," she said, "The doll that looks a lot like Wakka was screaming, 'Convert Al Bhed, ya?!' So I'm guessing he wants us all to be Yevonites."
Cid frowned. "I don't wanna be a Yevonite."
Rikku peeked out the door. "There's a huge crowd now. And they're all dressed like Wakka. Even the girls! Wait, do I see Rin?"
Cid rolled his eyes and shouted at Rikku, "Well, what are we gonna do about this?"
Rikku shrugged, then snapped her fingers. "I know! We'll go to Besaid!"
"Why?"
"Because that's where Tidus and everyone is! They've got to know something about changing Al Bhed back to normal!"
"And how would they know that?"
Rikku bit her lip. "Umm . . . Lulu's always been pretty good at controlling Wakka, you know. Maybe she can calm them down?"
"THEN GET OVER TO THE COCKPIT AND TAKE US TO BESAID!"
There was a banging at the door. "Mad sa eh! Bmayca!" (Let me in! Please!)
Rikku jumped. "That's Idiot!"
Cid scratched his bald head. "Who?"
"Idiot. He's really stupid, so when everyone found out what the Spiran equivalent to eteud (idiot) was, they started calling him that, you know? And he's never really caught on. But I wonder why he hasn't been converted?" Rikku went over to the door and let Idiot in. He fell on the floor and crawled further in. Shutting the door, she went over to him.
"Fryd rybbahat?" (What happened?)
So then Idiot went into this long, long narrative that explained everything that happened, and occasionally pointed to Brother. Cid, fed up with no one really listening to him, went to the cockpit and started to take them all to Besaid.
**OUTSIDE THE COCKPIT DOOR**
"Let us in," said Nimrook.
"Must make all Yevonites," said another.
"THAT'S RIGHT, YA?!" cried the Wakka doll. "All must be purified, ya?!"
**BACK WITH RIKKU & CO**
Rikku stood up and put a finger to her lip. "So that's what happened. Idiot, lyh oui damm ic fro oui fanah'd luhjandat?" (Idiot, can you tell us why you weren't converted?) Idiot only shook his head. Then he joined Brother in a nice long nap.
Cid called back, "WE'RE HERE!"
Rikku jumped and punched the air. "ALRIGHT! Now there's the small matter of getting out of the cockpit place . . ."
"Whaddaya mean by that, Rikku?" asked Cid.
"Hear that thumping?" Rikku asked, pointing toward the door. A loud thumping sound is heard. "That's the whole group of crazy, converted, zombie Yevonite Al Bhed."
"That's not good."
"Nope."
"So what do we do?"
"I dunno."
"Should we kill them?"
"I don't think so."
"Do you know Sleep?"
Rikku brightened and curled up her right fist and punched her other hand. Waving the left hand in pain, she said to her father, "Yup!"
Arms crossed, Cid just looked at her and waited. And waited and waited and waited and waited . . . "ARE YOU GONNA USE THE SLEEP SPELL OR NOT?!"
Rikku plugged her ears. "Geez Dad, yelling makes you blood pressure go up. We don't want you having a heart attack."
"Did you just hear what I said?"
"Oh! You want me to use Sleep NOW?"
Cid hit his head and let his hand slide down his face. "Yes."
"OK!" Rikku opened the door and casted Sleep on everyone. Yes, even the Wakka doll is asleep! Carefully stepping over the bodies, and occasionally stepping on a stray appendage, Rikku got out of the airship and down to Besaid Village.
**IN BESAID VILLAGE**
Tidus stretched. And stretched some more. Then he took out Caladbolg. Then he got into his fighting position and faced Auron. Auron just stood there, Masamune in hand. Tidus smiled and attacked. Auron dodged it. Tidus fell on his face, his mouth getting filled with dirt. Yuna came out just in time to see Tidus fall and began to laugh. Getting up and brushing off the dirt, Tidus tried to recollect his broken dignity. Rolling his eyes (an amazing feat!), Auron put away the Masamune and walked back inside the house he shared with Lulu and Kimahri. Tidus and Yuna got their own house seeing as how they got married after Tidus returned. Rikku decided to come running up just when Tidus went running after Auron for a rematch and tripped into a mud puddle. Forgetting about the crisis on the airship, Rikku laughed along with Yuna. Then Yuna noticed her.
"Oh, Rikku, what are you doing here?"
Remembering the crisis, Rikku frantically waved her arms in the air. "There's a crazy, cursed Wakka doll bent on converting everyone in Spira into zombie Yevonite Wakkas! They're all on the airship right now, but they're asleep."
Tidus got up and looked down mournfully at his lovely clothes. All this yucky mud all over his nice, clean Zanarkand Abe suit. Calling out to Yuna, he asked, "Do I have another copy of these clothes?" Then he realized what Rikku had said. "A crazy, cursed Wakka doll bent on converting everyone in Spira into zombie Yevonite Wakkas?! NOOOO!"
Yuna sighed. "So we have to save the world?"
Rikku bit her lip. "No, you just have to UNconvert all the Al Bhed on the airship and destroy the cursed Wakka doll."
"Can't you just destroy the doll by yourself?"
Rikku shrugged. "I guess, but what about the converted?"
Lulu, Kimahri, and Auron decided to come out after they had heard Tidus' strangled screams of converted Al Bhed.
"What's going on?" asked a very cranky Lulu.
Rikku repeated her earlier statement.
Auron closed his eyes, Kimahri crossed his arms, and Tidus went inside, took a shower and emerged in clean clothes. Picking up the Caladbolg, Tidus said, "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Lulu nodded, Yuna nodded, Auron nodded, Rikku nodded, and Kimahri stood there. Everyone stared at Kimahri. They kept staring until he reluctantly nodded his head. Cheering, they all went inside to eat lunch.
**HALF AN HOUR LATER**
After everyone had collected their weapons and equipped themselves and stocked up, they left Besaid and headed for the airship. Arriving at the airship, they boarded it. After doing that, they faced a crowd of zombie Yevonite Wakkas and a tiny doll leading them. Screaming, they went to the cockpit room. Shutting the door, Rikku ran and piloted the airship off of Besaid, stepping on Idiot in the process. Realizing, that Brother and Cid were not there, she shouted, "WHERE'S MY BROTHER AND DAD?!"
****TO BE CONTINUED****
A/N: NYAH NYAH! Now you guys has gotta wait for me to update.
Choco: Why are you so mean?
MoMo: Because. Hey, I let you bring your penguin friends inside!
Choco: Yeah . . . and you did put the house 150 degrees below 0 so the penguins could have a nice stay . . . and you did fill the bottom part of the house with water that later froze over.
MoMo: Yeah. So see, I am nice. SO NYAH! Please review.