A/N: I'm so sorry for not updating! **Bows several times in apology** You
see, I have been extremely busy and pressed for time. Not to mention having
to come up with gruesome deaths for the people in Harry Potter. But I am
updating and all will see the fates of Tidus and company! Enjoy! And don't
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Disclaimer: Don't own the rights to FFX.
**Quote of the Day** "It is forbidden, ya?" - Wakka, FFX
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 4
Rikku was freaking out. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD?! WHERE'S MY BROTHER?!" she screamed, pointing at the areas where Brother and Cid were last seen. Everyone sweatdropped except Auron, because he considers himself above that.
"Um, Rikku? Maybe you should calm down," said Yuna, getting ready to cast Stop on Rikku if she needed to.
"CALM DOWN?! WHAT ABOUT MY POP?!"
"Maybe they were converted," said Tidus, shrugging. Rikku's eyes bugged out as she ran to the door. The door opened a crack and Rikku's eyes widened. She motioned for everyone to come to the door. So everyone came to the door. They all peeked out at the converted Al Bhed and gasped.
In front of their eyes were . . . Brother and Cid! What was even more shocking than seeing them in Wakka clothes was the fact that Cid had . . . RED HAIR! The sight was so shocking and sickening that Kimahri had to turn away from the sight.
Now, just picture it in your mind. Yes, yes, I will continue this chapter, but I want you to see Cid in your mind. Do you have his image in your mind? Good. Now, replace his clothes with yellow Wakka clothes. That's scary, right? Now, remove his little beard. Even worse. Now, put on that little blue sweatband around his head and put on red hair that defies gravity. Are you thoroughly scared now? Now, picture Brother and do the same thing. Disgusting, isn't it? Now, I'll continue with the chapter.
"Kimahri does not like this," Kimahri stated, looking a little sick.
"They look like Wakka!" gasped Lulu, "Or people trying to look like Wakka."
Rikku had also turned away. "You see why I need your help?"
"Why is there a jumping doll in front of them all?" asked Yuna.
"That's the CURSED WAKKA DOLL that has converted all the Al Bhed on the airship. Isn't it horrible?"
"The doll's a mini replica of Wakka," commented Auron, "it's so precise, right down to the last detail! But who could have made a doll like that?"
"Maybe Wakka made it!" said Tidus, frowning slightly as he watched the doll. Everyone in the room stared at him, obviously waiting for him to elaborate. Which is what he did. He turned to everyone and began to speak.
"Well, you see, remember how Wakka was a total Yevonite? Maybe he had a split personality after he discovered that Yevon was a total fake and that it was actually Yevon that was Sin. Maybe he had a personality that he always showed to us, the fun-loving idiotic one, but sometimes an evil Yevonite version would appear! And maybe that evil Yevonite version created this Wakka doll. That's my explanation."
Everyone stared at Tidus as if he were a complete idiot. Then they burst out laughing. Even Auron and Kimahri.
"That is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard!" cried Lulu, tears flowing from her eyes.
Yuna nodded. "I have to agree Tidus. I mean, come on, a split personality?"
Rikku was rolling on the floor laughing and could make no comment, seeing as how she was too busy laughing. Kimahri and Auron were doing their best not to laugh, but it was so hard! I mean, come on, what kind of explanation is that?! Tidus blushed in embarrassment and anger. He thought his explanation was perfectly all right!
"HEY! I'd like to see you guys come up with something better!"
"I'm sorry Tidus," said Yuna, moving over to him and giving him a little hug. "It's just that, your explanation sounds so ridiculous! Wakka didn't have a separate personality; one of us would have noticed."
Tidus just pouted and turned away. Rikku, recovering from her earlier bout of hysteria, got up from the floor and put a serious expression on her face. "Well, what are we going to do about this situation? We can't just let this stupid Wakka doll convert everyone in Spira! Next thing you know, he's bringing Sin back!"
Auron nodded. "She's right," he said, "we have to stop this doll."
Kimahri nodded. Lulu frowned. "Well, how are we supposed to kill it then?"
Tidus rolled his eyes. "It's DOLL for God's sake! What can it do to us?"
"Doll could convert you into Yevonite," Kimahri said tonelessly.
"We could always use magic on it," suggested Yuna.
"True, but what effect would it have on the converted Al Bhed?"
"I'm hungry!"
"Shut up Tidus, we're busy contemplating how we're going to save the world!"
"IT'S A DOLL!" screamed Tidus, opening the door, stepping on Idiot in the process, who woke up from his nap.
"Fryd'c kuehk uh?" asked Idiot. (What's going on?)
Tidus, however, was standing in front of the crowd of Al Bhed Yevonites. At first, they all stared at him. Then they continued to stare at him. The Wakka doll was first to speak.
"You giving up, ya?"
"No, I'm here to kill you, you stupid little doll!" shouted Tidus, raising Caladbolg.
The Wakka doll reacted by throwing his blitzball. It hit Tidus right in the chest, knocking the wind out of him. He landed on his ass, blinking repeatedly. Everyone waited for his clothes to turn yellow, his hair to become red and defy gravity, and his sword to turn into a blitzball. Everyone watched, staring at Tidus. Tidus blinked one more time and got up. Then he said . . .
"What the hell was that for, you stupid little doll?!" he shouted, going red in the face with anger, raising Caladbolg again. The Wakka doll stared up at him in surprise.
"Why aren't you being converted, ya?" he asked, the confusion evident on his face and everyone else's.
Tidus shrugged. Rikku snapped her fingers.
"Idiot wasn't converted because he was too stupid to be converted! Maybe that's why Tidus . . ." she trailed off as she saw the murderous looks on Tidus and Yuna's faces. "Uh . . . you know what? Never mind."
"That could be a possibility," said Lulu, stepping out to stand by Tidus. The Wakka doll hit her with his blitzball too, right in the head, messing her hair up a bit. Lulu blinked in surprise after the blitzball bounced off. Then her eyes changed from purple to red.
"YOU SORRY PIECE OF *&$^!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she screamed, clutching her hair. NO ONE messes with Lulu's hair. NO ONE. That's like sentencing yourself to death. You just don't mess with the hair.
"Why aren't YOU being converted, ya?" asked the doll.
Auron, Tidus, and Kimahri were restraining Lulu from pouncing on the doll and ripping him to shreds. Yuna looked at Rikku. "Neither Tidus nor Lulu are stupid so there must be another reason why they aren't being-" THWACK! Yuna was hit as well as Auron and Kimahri. Nothing happened. But Yuna was very angry.
"HOW DARE YOU HIT ME WITH A BLITZBALL!" she screamed, her hair practically standing up with all the angry energy she was emitting. She strode forward, her Nirvana in her hand. Just as she was about to cast Firaga on everyone there, Tidus grabbed her and pushed her back into the cockpit room along with Lulu. Then he pushed Rikku out. Rikku was immediately bombarded by blitzballs. Tidus pulled her back. Then he pushed Idiot out. Idiot was bombarded by blitzballs. Tidus pulled him back. Tidus pushed Kimahri out. Kimahri was hit by one blitzball, then he roared, and no one tried to hit him again. Tidus pulled Kimahri back in. Just as Tidus was about to push Auron out, Auron raised a hand and shook his head. Knowing that Auron could cut him into tiny pieces with perfect precision, Tidus decided NOT to push him out.
"Why aren't we turning into Yevonites?" asked Rikku, nursing some of her bruises and glaring at Tidus.
Tidus opened his mouth, but immediately closed it as everyone glared at him, even Idiot! Idiot then opened his mouth and everyone glared at him. Auron opened his mouth and everyone looked at him waiting for an explanation.
"Apparently, we are all unaffected by the doll. There is only ONE explanation."
"What's that?" asked Yuna.
"Somehow, when we defeated Sin and knew who he really was, we could no longer BE Yevonites. Since the others never experienced that, they could be converted," Auron said, closing his eyes. The others looked at each other and nodded. Rikku translated for Idiot.
"But then, how does that explain why Idiot isn't converted?" asked Tidus.
Auron just looked at him. "I'll go with Rikku's earlier statement; he wasn't converted because he was too stupid."
"So what do we do now?" questioned Lulu, still irked because of her hair. "Hey Rikku, aren't there any mirrors here?" Rikku shook her head. Lulu cursed loudly.
"Kimahri think that we should stab doll."
"I agree with Kimahri!" said Tidus. Kimahri just glared at him.
"But we don't know what would happen to the others if we destroyed the doll!"
"Fru'c bemudehk dra yencreb?" asked Idiot. (Who's piloting the airship?)
"What did he say?" asked Yuna.
"He said, 'Who's piloting the airship?'" said Rikku.
Everyone blinked. Who WAS piloting the airship? Rikku raced to the controls and looked over it. The airship was steady and no one was dying . . . and no one was there. Then she noticed a flashing blue light. She sighed.
"Don't worry. It's on auto pilot."
"Auto pilot? I didn't know this thing had auto pilot," remarked Tidus.
"There's a lot you don't know," Lulu said. Tidus glared at her.
"Kimahri tired. Kimahri want sleep."
"We should rest a bit. Does anyone have food?"
"No."
"Where's Rin when you need him?"
"He's out there, one of the converted."
"DAMN!"
"E's cmaabo." (I'm sleepy)
"You just woke up from a huge nap!"
And so they argued throughout the day, not noticing that they were heading toward Guadosalam. And there they would meet the person they'd least expect . . . Oh, and Seymour too.
****END OF CHAPTER****
A/N: I'm sorry if this didn't meet your expectations. But I hoped you enjoyed a little of it.
Disclaimer: Don't own the rights to FFX.
**Quote of the Day** "It is forbidden, ya?" - Wakka, FFX
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 4
Rikku was freaking out. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD?! WHERE'S MY BROTHER?!" she screamed, pointing at the areas where Brother and Cid were last seen. Everyone sweatdropped except Auron, because he considers himself above that.
"Um, Rikku? Maybe you should calm down," said Yuna, getting ready to cast Stop on Rikku if she needed to.
"CALM DOWN?! WHAT ABOUT MY POP?!"
"Maybe they were converted," said Tidus, shrugging. Rikku's eyes bugged out as she ran to the door. The door opened a crack and Rikku's eyes widened. She motioned for everyone to come to the door. So everyone came to the door. They all peeked out at the converted Al Bhed and gasped.
In front of their eyes were . . . Brother and Cid! What was even more shocking than seeing them in Wakka clothes was the fact that Cid had . . . RED HAIR! The sight was so shocking and sickening that Kimahri had to turn away from the sight.
Now, just picture it in your mind. Yes, yes, I will continue this chapter, but I want you to see Cid in your mind. Do you have his image in your mind? Good. Now, replace his clothes with yellow Wakka clothes. That's scary, right? Now, remove his little beard. Even worse. Now, put on that little blue sweatband around his head and put on red hair that defies gravity. Are you thoroughly scared now? Now, picture Brother and do the same thing. Disgusting, isn't it? Now, I'll continue with the chapter.
"Kimahri does not like this," Kimahri stated, looking a little sick.
"They look like Wakka!" gasped Lulu, "Or people trying to look like Wakka."
Rikku had also turned away. "You see why I need your help?"
"Why is there a jumping doll in front of them all?" asked Yuna.
"That's the CURSED WAKKA DOLL that has converted all the Al Bhed on the airship. Isn't it horrible?"
"The doll's a mini replica of Wakka," commented Auron, "it's so precise, right down to the last detail! But who could have made a doll like that?"
"Maybe Wakka made it!" said Tidus, frowning slightly as he watched the doll. Everyone in the room stared at him, obviously waiting for him to elaborate. Which is what he did. He turned to everyone and began to speak.
"Well, you see, remember how Wakka was a total Yevonite? Maybe he had a split personality after he discovered that Yevon was a total fake and that it was actually Yevon that was Sin. Maybe he had a personality that he always showed to us, the fun-loving idiotic one, but sometimes an evil Yevonite version would appear! And maybe that evil Yevonite version created this Wakka doll. That's my explanation."
Everyone stared at Tidus as if he were a complete idiot. Then they burst out laughing. Even Auron and Kimahri.
"That is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard!" cried Lulu, tears flowing from her eyes.
Yuna nodded. "I have to agree Tidus. I mean, come on, a split personality?"
Rikku was rolling on the floor laughing and could make no comment, seeing as how she was too busy laughing. Kimahri and Auron were doing their best not to laugh, but it was so hard! I mean, come on, what kind of explanation is that?! Tidus blushed in embarrassment and anger. He thought his explanation was perfectly all right!
"HEY! I'd like to see you guys come up with something better!"
"I'm sorry Tidus," said Yuna, moving over to him and giving him a little hug. "It's just that, your explanation sounds so ridiculous! Wakka didn't have a separate personality; one of us would have noticed."
Tidus just pouted and turned away. Rikku, recovering from her earlier bout of hysteria, got up from the floor and put a serious expression on her face. "Well, what are we going to do about this situation? We can't just let this stupid Wakka doll convert everyone in Spira! Next thing you know, he's bringing Sin back!"
Auron nodded. "She's right," he said, "we have to stop this doll."
Kimahri nodded. Lulu frowned. "Well, how are we supposed to kill it then?"
Tidus rolled his eyes. "It's DOLL for God's sake! What can it do to us?"
"Doll could convert you into Yevonite," Kimahri said tonelessly.
"We could always use magic on it," suggested Yuna.
"True, but what effect would it have on the converted Al Bhed?"
"I'm hungry!"
"Shut up Tidus, we're busy contemplating how we're going to save the world!"
"IT'S A DOLL!" screamed Tidus, opening the door, stepping on Idiot in the process, who woke up from his nap.
"Fryd'c kuehk uh?" asked Idiot. (What's going on?)
Tidus, however, was standing in front of the crowd of Al Bhed Yevonites. At first, they all stared at him. Then they continued to stare at him. The Wakka doll was first to speak.
"You giving up, ya?"
"No, I'm here to kill you, you stupid little doll!" shouted Tidus, raising Caladbolg.
The Wakka doll reacted by throwing his blitzball. It hit Tidus right in the chest, knocking the wind out of him. He landed on his ass, blinking repeatedly. Everyone waited for his clothes to turn yellow, his hair to become red and defy gravity, and his sword to turn into a blitzball. Everyone watched, staring at Tidus. Tidus blinked one more time and got up. Then he said . . .
"What the hell was that for, you stupid little doll?!" he shouted, going red in the face with anger, raising Caladbolg again. The Wakka doll stared up at him in surprise.
"Why aren't you being converted, ya?" he asked, the confusion evident on his face and everyone else's.
Tidus shrugged. Rikku snapped her fingers.
"Idiot wasn't converted because he was too stupid to be converted! Maybe that's why Tidus . . ." she trailed off as she saw the murderous looks on Tidus and Yuna's faces. "Uh . . . you know what? Never mind."
"That could be a possibility," said Lulu, stepping out to stand by Tidus. The Wakka doll hit her with his blitzball too, right in the head, messing her hair up a bit. Lulu blinked in surprise after the blitzball bounced off. Then her eyes changed from purple to red.
"YOU SORRY PIECE OF *&$^!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she screamed, clutching her hair. NO ONE messes with Lulu's hair. NO ONE. That's like sentencing yourself to death. You just don't mess with the hair.
"Why aren't YOU being converted, ya?" asked the doll.
Auron, Tidus, and Kimahri were restraining Lulu from pouncing on the doll and ripping him to shreds. Yuna looked at Rikku. "Neither Tidus nor Lulu are stupid so there must be another reason why they aren't being-" THWACK! Yuna was hit as well as Auron and Kimahri. Nothing happened. But Yuna was very angry.
"HOW DARE YOU HIT ME WITH A BLITZBALL!" she screamed, her hair practically standing up with all the angry energy she was emitting. She strode forward, her Nirvana in her hand. Just as she was about to cast Firaga on everyone there, Tidus grabbed her and pushed her back into the cockpit room along with Lulu. Then he pushed Rikku out. Rikku was immediately bombarded by blitzballs. Tidus pulled her back. Then he pushed Idiot out. Idiot was bombarded by blitzballs. Tidus pulled him back. Tidus pushed Kimahri out. Kimahri was hit by one blitzball, then he roared, and no one tried to hit him again. Tidus pulled Kimahri back in. Just as Tidus was about to push Auron out, Auron raised a hand and shook his head. Knowing that Auron could cut him into tiny pieces with perfect precision, Tidus decided NOT to push him out.
"Why aren't we turning into Yevonites?" asked Rikku, nursing some of her bruises and glaring at Tidus.
Tidus opened his mouth, but immediately closed it as everyone glared at him, even Idiot! Idiot then opened his mouth and everyone glared at him. Auron opened his mouth and everyone looked at him waiting for an explanation.
"Apparently, we are all unaffected by the doll. There is only ONE explanation."
"What's that?" asked Yuna.
"Somehow, when we defeated Sin and knew who he really was, we could no longer BE Yevonites. Since the others never experienced that, they could be converted," Auron said, closing his eyes. The others looked at each other and nodded. Rikku translated for Idiot.
"But then, how does that explain why Idiot isn't converted?" asked Tidus.
Auron just looked at him. "I'll go with Rikku's earlier statement; he wasn't converted because he was too stupid."
"So what do we do now?" questioned Lulu, still irked because of her hair. "Hey Rikku, aren't there any mirrors here?" Rikku shook her head. Lulu cursed loudly.
"Kimahri think that we should stab doll."
"I agree with Kimahri!" said Tidus. Kimahri just glared at him.
"But we don't know what would happen to the others if we destroyed the doll!"
"Fru'c bemudehk dra yencreb?" asked Idiot. (Who's piloting the airship?)
"What did he say?" asked Yuna.
"He said, 'Who's piloting the airship?'" said Rikku.
Everyone blinked. Who WAS piloting the airship? Rikku raced to the controls and looked over it. The airship was steady and no one was dying . . . and no one was there. Then she noticed a flashing blue light. She sighed.
"Don't worry. It's on auto pilot."
"Auto pilot? I didn't know this thing had auto pilot," remarked Tidus.
"There's a lot you don't know," Lulu said. Tidus glared at her.
"Kimahri tired. Kimahri want sleep."
"We should rest a bit. Does anyone have food?"
"No."
"Where's Rin when you need him?"
"He's out there, one of the converted."
"DAMN!"
"E's cmaabo." (I'm sleepy)
"You just woke up from a huge nap!"
And so they argued throughout the day, not noticing that they were heading toward Guadosalam. And there they would meet the person they'd least expect . . . Oh, and Seymour too.
****END OF CHAPTER****
A/N: I'm sorry if this didn't meet your expectations. But I hoped you enjoyed a little of it.