A/N: Hallo. How are all of you? Good? That's good. I am updating sooner
than usual. Why? Because I wanna get this fic done and over with. I'm
taking a trip next month so . . .
**Quote of the Day** (you know you love 'em) "Now is the time to choose." - Auron, FFX
Disclaimer: I hold no possession over any Final Fantasy X characters or the places.
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 5
They were all still arguing (except Kimahri, who was sleeping) and only stopped when the airship landed in Guadosalam.
"What the . . ." trailed Tidus.
Yuna ran to the window. "Hey! We're all in Guadosalam!" She turned to Rikku. "Is this where the auto pilot was programmed to go?"
Rikku shuffled her feet. "Um . . . yeah."
Auron made a small snorting sound. Kimahri woke up and gave a great big cat yawn. Lulu leaned against the door and bit her lip. Tidus shrugged.
"Why don't we just go into Guadosalam? There's no Seymour. We're totally safe!" reasoned Tidus.
They all stared at Tidus. He so rarely gave good advice. You all know how he is. He likes to rush into battle and so on. Tidus doesn't reason much. He likes to do "the right thing." But whatever. Everyone looked at each other, except for Idiot who was staring out the window and making faces at the Guados. Auron stepped forward.
"We might as well go. We might find something useful in Guadosalam."
Yuna nodded and Lulu moved away from the door. It opened and Yuna began hitting people with her Nirvana.
"Ow, ya?"
"That hurts, ya?"
"Convert her, ya?"
At that last phrase, Yuna glared. You know what they say; "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Well, sure she's not being scorned but she can hurt them pretty bad even without the Aeons. The Wakka doll gave a little battle cry and jumped at Yuna. Tidus intercepted him and ran off the airship. Yes, while Yuna was hitting the converts, everyone had gotten off the airship. Cursed doll in hand, Tidus pulled Yuna out of the airship and Rikku locked the converted Al Bhed in the airship.
"Where's Idiot?" asked Lulu.
Rikku turned around and shrugged. "He must've stayed on the ship."
"Isn't he in danger?"
"No, he wasn't converted the first few times he was hit with a blitzball."
"Oh, I see."
A little Guado kid walked up to them. "Are you the people who saved Spira and killed Maester Seymour?"
Tidus crouched down to meet the little kid eye to eye. "Yes."
He kicked Tidus and said, "Seymour was my cousin!"
Wincing, Tidus hopped over to Yuna, still holding the doll. Auron shook his head. "Listen kid, if we didn't kill Seymour, he'd destroy ALL of Spira, including you."
"So?"
"Kimahri no like stupid Guado child," said Kimahri, towering over the Guado kid, baring his extra sharp and white teeth. No really, his teeth are really white! You didn't hear it from me, but I heard that he helped out both Crest and Colgate with their white strips and whitening gel. Shh!
The Guado kid, who I shall now call Mini-Seymour, stared up at Kimahri. "I don't like you either. I'm glad Seymour killed a whole bunch of Ronsos."
Kimahri's eyes flashed. Now everyone had to stop Kimahri from killing Mini-Seymour. Laughing, the kid ran off. After the others had decided that Kimahri had cooled down, he turned on them.
"Why you not let Kimahri kill impudent Guado child?"
"Because we can't have you killing a GUADO in GUADOSALAM. We'll get thrown in Guado prison!" said Tidus.
"Tidus, you still have the doll in your hand," said Auron, pointing to the doll who was struggling fiercely in Tidus' hand. Everyone looked at the doll. Tidus grabbed its leg and held it upside down. Dangling from Tidus' hand, it waved its arms futilely.
"Let me go, heathens!" it shouted, the cotton and cloth rushing to its head. "Let me go, ya?! I gotta save Spira from eternal damnation, ya?"
"But Spira isn't damned," Rikku pointed out.
"It is if there aren't any Yevonites, ya?"
Lulu rolled her eyes and started to walk away from the group. Yuna, noticing this, called out, "Lulu, where are you going?" Lulu turned her head.
"To the Farplane, where else?" she said, continuing to walk into Guadosalam.
"Why would she wanna go to the Farplane again?" asked Rikku.
Everyone looked at her as if she were stupid, even the doll.
"Rikku, Wakka and his brother Chappu are dead, remember? This way, Lulu can see them," Yuna said gently. Rikku said a faint 'oh' and looked down at the ground. Tidus looked at the glum Yuna and the glum Rikku. They were both like little sisters to Wakka and they must have missed him. Auron recognized the smile that came to Tidus' face.
'Oh no, he's come up with some stupid idea to cheer up Rikku and Yuna . . .' Auron thought, bracing himself for one of Tidus' plans.
Smiling brightly, Tidus said, "Let's all go to the Farplane and see Wakka and Chappu!" Auron sighed. Kimahri maintained his stone face. The Wakka doll shouted, "YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO GAZE UPON ONE OF THE MOST DEVOTED YEVONITES IN YEVON'S HISTORY!"
This little outburst caused the others to look at it. Realizing that he should have kept his big mouth shut, he said, "SHUT UP!"
"Who's the most devoted Yevonites in Yevon's history?" Tidus mused. "Could it be . . . SEYMOUR?!"
Auron pushed up his sunglasses so no one would see him roll his eyes. "No, the doll means Wakka."
"Kimahri know Wakka was Yevonite, but Wakka no believe in Yevon at end," Kimahri said.
"Who said that loser Wakka was the most devoted Yevonite, ya?" spat the doll.
Yuna became confused. "But Chappu wasn't a big Yevonite; he joined the Crusaders, remember?"
"Then the doll's gotta be talking about Wakka!" cried Rikku emphatically. Pointing an accusing finger at the doll she shouted, "Confess! Who're you talking about?!" The doll only bit her finger. Staring at her throbbing finger with tears in her eyes, Rikku said, "I don't think he'll talk . . ."
Tidus shrugged and shook the doll for a little fun. "Why don't we just follow Lulu into the Farplane and see Wakka and Chappu, huh?"
This was the most logical statement yet. Seeing as how they couldn't just let Lulu go by herself, they followed her. As they approached the Farplane, Yuna looked at Auron and Rikku.
"Can you guys go in?" she asked quietly. Rikku gulped, but put on a brave front.
"There are two things I'm afraid of: lightning and ghosts. But, I'll go into the Farplane," she said.
Yuna now turned her attention to Auron. He merely nodded. Seeing as how Auron wasn't dead anymore, the Farplane wouldn't try and take him too. He was flesh and blood now! Yay! **Does peace sign**
They entered the Farplane. Once again, Tidus stared at all the prettiness of the Farplane. The Farplane is really pretty. Sure, the pyreflies made it look less real, but hey, it still looked cool, right? They spotted Lulu in a corner, staring at Chappu. Yuna walked over to her.
"Are you OK?" she asked. Lulu was frowning, as if there was something wrong. Yuna looked at Chappu and a smile came to her face.
"Remember the time when we hid Wakka's blitzball? And then Wakka was frantic in looking for it and Chappu had hidden it in the Crusader's tent? Remember-"
Lulu cut her off. "The Farplane won't show Wakka to me."
Yuna stared at her. "How come?"
Lulu shrugged. Just then . . .
"AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S SEYMOUR!"
It was Seymour. Yes, that ugly, piece of . . . well you know. His freaky blue hair STILL didn't have a strand out of place. NOT A SINGLE STRAND! How is that possible?! How much gel does the guy use? HOW MUCH?!
Seymour smiled that annoying smile of his. Smiles . . . I don't LIKE smiling people. Anyway, he extended a hand out to them. Everyone but Tidus drew their weapons. Why didn't Tidus draw his weapon? Well, it's because he's too busy with the doll.
"Please, I'm not going to kill you," Seymour said. Everyone just stared at him.
"How gullible do you think we are?" shouted Tidus.
"Ah, the son of Jecht."
"MY NAME IS TIDUS! T-I-D-U-S! TIDUS! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, YOU STUPID GUADO!"
"Half-Guado."
"Whatever."
"How did you come back to life?" asked Auron.
"You want the truth?"
"Well yeah," Rikku said.
"All right. After you and the son of Jecht-"
"MY NAME IS TIDUS!"
"Yes, Tidus. Anyway, after you and Tidus were resurrected, I just followed after you."
"And no one knew this . . . why?"
"Remember that little kid that kicked you?"
"Yeah."
"That was me."
Tidus stared at him. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! I let Seymour kick me!"
The Wakka Doll was struggling now. "Let me go, ya?!" he bellowed. "My creator is here, ya?!"
Yuna looked at the doll. "I thought you said Seymour wasn't the most devoted Yevonite in Yevon's history?"
"That's because he's not, ya? I'm talking about--"
"He's talking about me, ya?"
Everyone turned around to meet-
WAKKA!
But it wasn't really Wakka. This Wakka had a smirk on his face. The Wakka I know doesn't smirk. Wakka grins. He doesn't smirk. So it's obvious that this is the evil, smart, Yevonite personality that is showing. His eyes glowed meanly. Tidus was the first to speak.
"Wakka, when did you learn how to make a doll?"
Everyone stopped where they were and pondered this question. Where did Wakka learn to make a doll? And where did he learn to make it look just like him? Hmm . . .
The evil Wakka just shook his head. "It doesn't matter, ya? With my cursed doll, all of Spira will be saved, ya?"
Rikku's face was all scrunched up as if she was thinking hard. "Wait a minute . . . how did Wakka come back to life?"
The authoress has now decided the characters are asking too many questions. Hold please. The story will continue in a moment . . .
Rikku blinked. "Did I just ask a question?" Everyone just shrugged.
Seymour was angry. "Are you going to try to take over Spira?!" he asked Wakka. Wakka only nodded. "And you'll take over the world by making everyone Yevonites?" Evil Wakka nodded again. "Can I join you?" Evil Wakka raised an eyebrow.
"OK," he said. Seymour walked over to him and they shook hands.
"Hey! What about the Al Bhed that that stupid doll converted that are locked up on the airship?!"
Evil Wakka looked at them. "We'll get them out."
"But you can't use machina."
"DAMN!"
Seymour smiled. "He can't, but I can." Both smiling, they went skipping toward the airship. Our party just sweatdropped. Skipping? The doll was still being held upside down. "Let me go, ya?!" Shaking one more time for fun, Tidus and the others followed Wakka and Seymour.
****END OF CHAPTER****
A/N: If the Farplane became nonexistent after the defeat of Sin, OH WELL!
**Quote of the Day** (you know you love 'em) "Now is the time to choose." - Auron, FFX
Disclaimer: I hold no possession over any Final Fantasy X characters or the places.
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 5
They were all still arguing (except Kimahri, who was sleeping) and only stopped when the airship landed in Guadosalam.
"What the . . ." trailed Tidus.
Yuna ran to the window. "Hey! We're all in Guadosalam!" She turned to Rikku. "Is this where the auto pilot was programmed to go?"
Rikku shuffled her feet. "Um . . . yeah."
Auron made a small snorting sound. Kimahri woke up and gave a great big cat yawn. Lulu leaned against the door and bit her lip. Tidus shrugged.
"Why don't we just go into Guadosalam? There's no Seymour. We're totally safe!" reasoned Tidus.
They all stared at Tidus. He so rarely gave good advice. You all know how he is. He likes to rush into battle and so on. Tidus doesn't reason much. He likes to do "the right thing." But whatever. Everyone looked at each other, except for Idiot who was staring out the window and making faces at the Guados. Auron stepped forward.
"We might as well go. We might find something useful in Guadosalam."
Yuna nodded and Lulu moved away from the door. It opened and Yuna began hitting people with her Nirvana.
"Ow, ya?"
"That hurts, ya?"
"Convert her, ya?"
At that last phrase, Yuna glared. You know what they say; "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Well, sure she's not being scorned but she can hurt them pretty bad even without the Aeons. The Wakka doll gave a little battle cry and jumped at Yuna. Tidus intercepted him and ran off the airship. Yes, while Yuna was hitting the converts, everyone had gotten off the airship. Cursed doll in hand, Tidus pulled Yuna out of the airship and Rikku locked the converted Al Bhed in the airship.
"Where's Idiot?" asked Lulu.
Rikku turned around and shrugged. "He must've stayed on the ship."
"Isn't he in danger?"
"No, he wasn't converted the first few times he was hit with a blitzball."
"Oh, I see."
A little Guado kid walked up to them. "Are you the people who saved Spira and killed Maester Seymour?"
Tidus crouched down to meet the little kid eye to eye. "Yes."
He kicked Tidus and said, "Seymour was my cousin!"
Wincing, Tidus hopped over to Yuna, still holding the doll. Auron shook his head. "Listen kid, if we didn't kill Seymour, he'd destroy ALL of Spira, including you."
"So?"
"Kimahri no like stupid Guado child," said Kimahri, towering over the Guado kid, baring his extra sharp and white teeth. No really, his teeth are really white! You didn't hear it from me, but I heard that he helped out both Crest and Colgate with their white strips and whitening gel. Shh!
The Guado kid, who I shall now call Mini-Seymour, stared up at Kimahri. "I don't like you either. I'm glad Seymour killed a whole bunch of Ronsos."
Kimahri's eyes flashed. Now everyone had to stop Kimahri from killing Mini-Seymour. Laughing, the kid ran off. After the others had decided that Kimahri had cooled down, he turned on them.
"Why you not let Kimahri kill impudent Guado child?"
"Because we can't have you killing a GUADO in GUADOSALAM. We'll get thrown in Guado prison!" said Tidus.
"Tidus, you still have the doll in your hand," said Auron, pointing to the doll who was struggling fiercely in Tidus' hand. Everyone looked at the doll. Tidus grabbed its leg and held it upside down. Dangling from Tidus' hand, it waved its arms futilely.
"Let me go, heathens!" it shouted, the cotton and cloth rushing to its head. "Let me go, ya?! I gotta save Spira from eternal damnation, ya?"
"But Spira isn't damned," Rikku pointed out.
"It is if there aren't any Yevonites, ya?"
Lulu rolled her eyes and started to walk away from the group. Yuna, noticing this, called out, "Lulu, where are you going?" Lulu turned her head.
"To the Farplane, where else?" she said, continuing to walk into Guadosalam.
"Why would she wanna go to the Farplane again?" asked Rikku.
Everyone looked at her as if she were stupid, even the doll.
"Rikku, Wakka and his brother Chappu are dead, remember? This way, Lulu can see them," Yuna said gently. Rikku said a faint 'oh' and looked down at the ground. Tidus looked at the glum Yuna and the glum Rikku. They were both like little sisters to Wakka and they must have missed him. Auron recognized the smile that came to Tidus' face.
'Oh no, he's come up with some stupid idea to cheer up Rikku and Yuna . . .' Auron thought, bracing himself for one of Tidus' plans.
Smiling brightly, Tidus said, "Let's all go to the Farplane and see Wakka and Chappu!" Auron sighed. Kimahri maintained his stone face. The Wakka doll shouted, "YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO GAZE UPON ONE OF THE MOST DEVOTED YEVONITES IN YEVON'S HISTORY!"
This little outburst caused the others to look at it. Realizing that he should have kept his big mouth shut, he said, "SHUT UP!"
"Who's the most devoted Yevonites in Yevon's history?" Tidus mused. "Could it be . . . SEYMOUR?!"
Auron pushed up his sunglasses so no one would see him roll his eyes. "No, the doll means Wakka."
"Kimahri know Wakka was Yevonite, but Wakka no believe in Yevon at end," Kimahri said.
"Who said that loser Wakka was the most devoted Yevonite, ya?" spat the doll.
Yuna became confused. "But Chappu wasn't a big Yevonite; he joined the Crusaders, remember?"
"Then the doll's gotta be talking about Wakka!" cried Rikku emphatically. Pointing an accusing finger at the doll she shouted, "Confess! Who're you talking about?!" The doll only bit her finger. Staring at her throbbing finger with tears in her eyes, Rikku said, "I don't think he'll talk . . ."
Tidus shrugged and shook the doll for a little fun. "Why don't we just follow Lulu into the Farplane and see Wakka and Chappu, huh?"
This was the most logical statement yet. Seeing as how they couldn't just let Lulu go by herself, they followed her. As they approached the Farplane, Yuna looked at Auron and Rikku.
"Can you guys go in?" she asked quietly. Rikku gulped, but put on a brave front.
"There are two things I'm afraid of: lightning and ghosts. But, I'll go into the Farplane," she said.
Yuna now turned her attention to Auron. He merely nodded. Seeing as how Auron wasn't dead anymore, the Farplane wouldn't try and take him too. He was flesh and blood now! Yay! **Does peace sign**
They entered the Farplane. Once again, Tidus stared at all the prettiness of the Farplane. The Farplane is really pretty. Sure, the pyreflies made it look less real, but hey, it still looked cool, right? They spotted Lulu in a corner, staring at Chappu. Yuna walked over to her.
"Are you OK?" she asked. Lulu was frowning, as if there was something wrong. Yuna looked at Chappu and a smile came to her face.
"Remember the time when we hid Wakka's blitzball? And then Wakka was frantic in looking for it and Chappu had hidden it in the Crusader's tent? Remember-"
Lulu cut her off. "The Farplane won't show Wakka to me."
Yuna stared at her. "How come?"
Lulu shrugged. Just then . . .
"AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S SEYMOUR!"
It was Seymour. Yes, that ugly, piece of . . . well you know. His freaky blue hair STILL didn't have a strand out of place. NOT A SINGLE STRAND! How is that possible?! How much gel does the guy use? HOW MUCH?!
Seymour smiled that annoying smile of his. Smiles . . . I don't LIKE smiling people. Anyway, he extended a hand out to them. Everyone but Tidus drew their weapons. Why didn't Tidus draw his weapon? Well, it's because he's too busy with the doll.
"Please, I'm not going to kill you," Seymour said. Everyone just stared at him.
"How gullible do you think we are?" shouted Tidus.
"Ah, the son of Jecht."
"MY NAME IS TIDUS! T-I-D-U-S! TIDUS! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, YOU STUPID GUADO!"
"Half-Guado."
"Whatever."
"How did you come back to life?" asked Auron.
"You want the truth?"
"Well yeah," Rikku said.
"All right. After you and the son of Jecht-"
"MY NAME IS TIDUS!"
"Yes, Tidus. Anyway, after you and Tidus were resurrected, I just followed after you."
"And no one knew this . . . why?"
"Remember that little kid that kicked you?"
"Yeah."
"That was me."
Tidus stared at him. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! I let Seymour kick me!"
The Wakka Doll was struggling now. "Let me go, ya?!" he bellowed. "My creator is here, ya?!"
Yuna looked at the doll. "I thought you said Seymour wasn't the most devoted Yevonite in Yevon's history?"
"That's because he's not, ya? I'm talking about--"
"He's talking about me, ya?"
Everyone turned around to meet-
WAKKA!
But it wasn't really Wakka. This Wakka had a smirk on his face. The Wakka I know doesn't smirk. Wakka grins. He doesn't smirk. So it's obvious that this is the evil, smart, Yevonite personality that is showing. His eyes glowed meanly. Tidus was the first to speak.
"Wakka, when did you learn how to make a doll?"
Everyone stopped where they were and pondered this question. Where did Wakka learn to make a doll? And where did he learn to make it look just like him? Hmm . . .
The evil Wakka just shook his head. "It doesn't matter, ya? With my cursed doll, all of Spira will be saved, ya?"
Rikku's face was all scrunched up as if she was thinking hard. "Wait a minute . . . how did Wakka come back to life?"
The authoress has now decided the characters are asking too many questions. Hold please. The story will continue in a moment . . .
Rikku blinked. "Did I just ask a question?" Everyone just shrugged.
Seymour was angry. "Are you going to try to take over Spira?!" he asked Wakka. Wakka only nodded. "And you'll take over the world by making everyone Yevonites?" Evil Wakka nodded again. "Can I join you?" Evil Wakka raised an eyebrow.
"OK," he said. Seymour walked over to him and they shook hands.
"Hey! What about the Al Bhed that that stupid doll converted that are locked up on the airship?!"
Evil Wakka looked at them. "We'll get them out."
"But you can't use machina."
"DAMN!"
Seymour smiled. "He can't, but I can." Both smiling, they went skipping toward the airship. Our party just sweatdropped. Skipping? The doll was still being held upside down. "Let me go, ya?!" Shaking one more time for fun, Tidus and the others followed Wakka and Seymour.
****END OF CHAPTER****
A/N: If the Farplane became nonexistent after the defeat of Sin, OH WELL!