I sat down and sighed
"Im going in circles arnt I?" I said to myself exasted. "And next Ill meet a strange person or talking cat for that matter, sigh."
"show the little lady whats shes won!" said a voice from above.
"WHos thare?" I sapped defencivly.
"Oh calm down its just me" I looked up and that butiful woman from the pool was sitting in a tree. "Oh its you... what is your name anyways?" She appered next to me and wispered into my ear
"You nuaghty girl fucking girls who's name you don't even know." "well you don't know who I am eather." I said
"Yes I do your Alice. Its you who dosn't know that." She said "Have you been talking to that mad pot head guy."
"How many times do I have to tell you were all mad here." She said calmly
"Look Im getting tired of all these mind games, Iv already proven that I know the pattern. So get to the piont and tell me whare to go so I can meet anougher nut case. I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" I strained.
"Fine" She said hurt "Ill just leave." SHe said vanishing
"FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK!!" I stomped my feet and thrashed and pulled at my hair. Unfortunatly with all my thrashing I tripped and found myself on the ground. I curled up and grabbed my knees, feeling sorry for myself. I threw my fist into the ground. "OW!" I had not noticed an extremly sharp rock I picked up my hand, a long steady flow of blood dribbed from the base of my hand. "mm" I said as I looked at it licking it off. I sat up and leaned back against a tree. I picked it up and looked at it. Closing my eyes i felt the wonderful tip of the rock break my skin as I dragged it down my wrist. Sighing I relaxed. When I opeaned my eyes I looked around and put my hand down on the thick bushy moss. "fuck." I was back to the size of a flower. Sighing again, and giving up on trying to turn this in to a normal day. I got up and dusted my self off. "Ok Alice, your out of your mind, thats all. Youve just out of yor gord, its ok ill just become a teacher. I started to walk off but was stopped by a large woman in a bright orange floresent jakcet and a stop sign in her hand.
"Halt." She held out her hand to my chest stoping my from walking forward as bugs flew by in a swarm
"wow." I thought to myself.
"OK Go tinkerbell." The woman said, pushing me across the street. I walked under moonlike streetlamps past high bildings with huge doors. They were gray, evrything was gray except for the orange lamps and blue relfections from the sky. Rattels of coins shoke behind me. I turned to see a dirty, old looking man sitting on the stup. Laughing bareing his toothless grin.
"Help me out?" He said extending a dingy paper cup twords me. "Sorry im freash out." I said "I understand." He said sighing. A high pitched cackel came from my left, I jumped just as a scrawney old woman in mens shoes danced by me.
"Tunsey!" Came anouther voice "Tunsey!"
"What?" the dancing woman said looking to a large black man sitting on a flower pot.
"Stop it Tunsey your scaring the girl." Just then a tall thin dog in a suit rushed through our midst. "Hey thare baby, help a brother out." Said the man. A small child rushed up to me and pulled on my coat.
"Penny for the poor?" He asked with a thick brittish accent. "Oh my god." I said to myself. Looking around at towering bildings, each with a Homeless guy or group of bag ladys. "Wow." I said again. The large man on the flower pot siad to me
"Don't be scared little lady." He then held out his hand politly and said. "Im george."
"Alice." I said conficently.
"Havent seen you around." Said a booze sented voice from above my sholder. I turned and saw a toothless, grining woman, her eyes facing strongly at me. I backed away alittle and said shakely.
"Well thats cause Im, new around here."
"mmhum." Said a gray haired man. George said
"You see we dont get many visitors round here."
"Well I cant imagin why." I said. He laughed.
"So whats your story?" The grinning woman said
"My story?" I asked.
"Yea, your story."
"I don't have a story." I said.
"Oh but evryones got a story." Said george
"Even that guy." He said pionting at a thin man in jeans and a t-shit walking by, not making eye contact with anyone. George laughed a bit. I smiled.
"Whare do you come form." Asked a woman taking a bite out of a half eaten sandwich.
"I come from New York, right out side the city. Its your classic suberban town I suppose, nothing speical." They stared at me blankly.
"A subererb?" A man asked, his gray mane shaking on top of his uncontrollably bobbing head. "So your..a... bag lady?"
"No..." I said, all the while thinking of my closet full of dollar box t-shirt. "No." I said again.
"So your a bum?" Asked anouther man proudly.
"Oh, no." I said consideratly.
"oh." Said a tunsey, leaning in twords her freind.
"You dont suppose shes a..."
"NO!" Said George "A..."
"A U-M-W-P-R-T-G-A-M." Tunsey said.
"A what?"
"An Upper middle class WHite Person whos too Rich to Give us Any Money!"
"No! No Im not, I dont have any money."
"Not even a dollar?" Snapped a woman in a tin foil hat.
"I dont have any money to give you, I'm broke." I screamed, nearly pleading for thare acceptence.
"HAHAHA HA! Get out." I screamed, Tunsey spit on me. I Pushed through the croweds of people and stormed off.
"Im going in circles arnt I?" I said to myself exasted. "And next Ill meet a strange person or talking cat for that matter, sigh."
"show the little lady whats shes won!" said a voice from above.
"WHos thare?" I sapped defencivly.
"Oh calm down its just me" I looked up and that butiful woman from the pool was sitting in a tree. "Oh its you... what is your name anyways?" She appered next to me and wispered into my ear
"You nuaghty girl fucking girls who's name you don't even know." "well you don't know who I am eather." I said
"Yes I do your Alice. Its you who dosn't know that." She said "Have you been talking to that mad pot head guy."
"How many times do I have to tell you were all mad here." She said calmly
"Look Im getting tired of all these mind games, Iv already proven that I know the pattern. So get to the piont and tell me whare to go so I can meet anougher nut case. I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" I strained.
"Fine" She said hurt "Ill just leave." SHe said vanishing
"FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK!!" I stomped my feet and thrashed and pulled at my hair. Unfortunatly with all my thrashing I tripped and found myself on the ground. I curled up and grabbed my knees, feeling sorry for myself. I threw my fist into the ground. "OW!" I had not noticed an extremly sharp rock I picked up my hand, a long steady flow of blood dribbed from the base of my hand. "mm" I said as I looked at it licking it off. I sat up and leaned back against a tree. I picked it up and looked at it. Closing my eyes i felt the wonderful tip of the rock break my skin as I dragged it down my wrist. Sighing I relaxed. When I opeaned my eyes I looked around and put my hand down on the thick bushy moss. "fuck." I was back to the size of a flower. Sighing again, and giving up on trying to turn this in to a normal day. I got up and dusted my self off. "Ok Alice, your out of your mind, thats all. Youve just out of yor gord, its ok ill just become a teacher. I started to walk off but was stopped by a large woman in a bright orange floresent jakcet and a stop sign in her hand.
"Halt." She held out her hand to my chest stoping my from walking forward as bugs flew by in a swarm
"wow." I thought to myself.
"OK Go tinkerbell." The woman said, pushing me across the street. I walked under moonlike streetlamps past high bildings with huge doors. They were gray, evrything was gray except for the orange lamps and blue relfections from the sky. Rattels of coins shoke behind me. I turned to see a dirty, old looking man sitting on the stup. Laughing bareing his toothless grin.
"Help me out?" He said extending a dingy paper cup twords me. "Sorry im freash out." I said "I understand." He said sighing. A high pitched cackel came from my left, I jumped just as a scrawney old woman in mens shoes danced by me.
"Tunsey!" Came anouther voice "Tunsey!"
"What?" the dancing woman said looking to a large black man sitting on a flower pot.
"Stop it Tunsey your scaring the girl." Just then a tall thin dog in a suit rushed through our midst. "Hey thare baby, help a brother out." Said the man. A small child rushed up to me and pulled on my coat.
"Penny for the poor?" He asked with a thick brittish accent. "Oh my god." I said to myself. Looking around at towering bildings, each with a Homeless guy or group of bag ladys. "Wow." I said again. The large man on the flower pot siad to me
"Don't be scared little lady." He then held out his hand politly and said. "Im george."
"Alice." I said conficently.
"Havent seen you around." Said a booze sented voice from above my sholder. I turned and saw a toothless, grining woman, her eyes facing strongly at me. I backed away alittle and said shakely.
"Well thats cause Im, new around here."
"mmhum." Said a gray haired man. George said
"You see we dont get many visitors round here."
"Well I cant imagin why." I said. He laughed.
"So whats your story?" The grinning woman said
"My story?" I asked.
"Yea, your story."
"I don't have a story." I said.
"Oh but evryones got a story." Said george
"Even that guy." He said pionting at a thin man in jeans and a t-shit walking by, not making eye contact with anyone. George laughed a bit. I smiled.
"Whare do you come form." Asked a woman taking a bite out of a half eaten sandwich.
"I come from New York, right out side the city. Its your classic suberban town I suppose, nothing speical." They stared at me blankly.
"A subererb?" A man asked, his gray mane shaking on top of his uncontrollably bobbing head. "So your..a... bag lady?"
"No..." I said, all the while thinking of my closet full of dollar box t-shirt. "No." I said again.
"So your a bum?" Asked anouther man proudly.
"Oh, no." I said consideratly.
"oh." Said a tunsey, leaning in twords her freind.
"You dont suppose shes a..."
"NO!" Said George "A..."
"A U-M-W-P-R-T-G-A-M." Tunsey said.
"A what?"
"An Upper middle class WHite Person whos too Rich to Give us Any Money!"
"No! No Im not, I dont have any money."
"Not even a dollar?" Snapped a woman in a tin foil hat.
"I dont have any money to give you, I'm broke." I screamed, nearly pleading for thare acceptence.
"HAHAHA HA! Get out." I screamed, Tunsey spit on me. I Pushed through the croweds of people and stormed off.