Authors Note/Disclaimer:
Okay, well, hi! This is my first fanfic, so it might not be that good. Anyway, this is about Kaiba getting smart with his teacher, so she signs him up for a session with a psychiatrist. I don't mean to sound demanding but, R&R!!! Oh, and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism and suggestions are welcome.
Oh, right, now the the disclaimer, here goes: Most unfortunately, I don't own Yugioh or any of the characters in it. I'm just a HUGE fan!! (If you don't believe me, check my pen name ^_~)
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*In the classroom*
Teacher: Okay class, if you will turn to pg 20 in your textbooks, we will continue our study of-*Kaiba walks in* Well, Mr. Kaiba, glad you could join us!
Kaiba: That makes one of us…
Teacher: Sarcasm will not be tolerated in this classroom!
Kaiba: *Rolls eyes*What a hypocrite!
Teacher: Mr. Kaiba, this is the 3rd time this week that you've been late.
Kaiba: So?
Teacher: Its Wednesday!!!
Kaiba: Again, so?
Teacher: You've also been rude, sarcastic, and, for crying out loud Mr. Kaiba, every word that comes out of your mouth is full of arrogance-
Joey: -not to mention you're a big fat jerk! *All class murmurs in agreement*
Kaiba: Well, looks like the little Chihuahua has learned to bark; congratulations on your pitiful achievement, Wheeler!
Teacher: Class, all of you, I'm ashamed. Did no one teach you your manners?
Kaiba: Probably, but they were most likely too stupid to let it sink in.
Teacher: That is it! Mr. Kaiba, I believe your intolerable insolence is due to inner problems; therefore, I'm signing you up for a MANDATORY session with the school psychiatrist on Friday, after school.
Kaiba: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!?!?!
Joey: Nyaha, Kaiba's gotta see a shrink!
Kaiba: Can it you stupid mutt!
Teacher: ENOUGH! Both of you!
Kaiba: This CANNOT be happening! It's impossible!
Teacher: Nothing is impossible, Mr. Kaiba, and note, this is MANDATORY!
Kaiba: *Getting up* Fine. I'll be there. But know this; once I'm done with that quack, he's going to be the one needing a psychiatrist!! *Walks of and slams door*