Chapter 5:
Credits: we still don't own lord of the rings *sniffles* and we don't own
Monty Python either and we still don't own spider repellent although Cherry
needs some. We don't own the Tylenol company but Kiwi does own a bottle of
Tylenol. We also do not own a Hyundai or the company.
As the fellowship reached the store, they went inside. As they stepped across the *threshold* onto the welcome mat, they ducked in fear. The knights of Ni were running everywhere ransacking the place while also getting involved in a major food fight.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!" cried Merry as a granola bar nearly made contact with his head. The fellowship army crawled *just like Cherry's dog!!* behind the counter and shoved the dead orc body away. *ew* From there, they began whispering on how best to get to the bug repellent isle without being bombarded. They decided to just be cautiously on the lookout and walked out from the counter. Gimli was at the front of the line. As he stepped out from behind the counter, he suddenly had to jump back falling into poor little Merry and knocking him over.
"What was that for?!" Merry shouted.
"Shhh! They will find us and hit us with vegetables! That one guy nearly ran me over!" Gimli whispered furiously. Suddenly, the most frightening thing ever happened. The knights of Ni were silent. They had not been speaking per say but there was a lot of rambunctious behavior going on and you could hear the commotion. But then there was nothing. The fellowship looked at each other worriedly. Then, at that very moment*, the Knights of Ni appeared above the counter, peeking over. The fellowship looked up slowly in terror. They did not know what to do.
"The knights of Ni wish to know what you are doing here."
"Ni Ni!"
"Uh, we are.we are just.just.just getting bug repellent.?"
"Isle 8."
"Uh, thanks." The fellowship proceeded out from behind the counter and walked quickly to isle 8.
"Noooooooo!" one of them screamed. "Which sub-isle? A or B?!?!?!?" *dun dunt dunt*
A strange voice from no where is heard. The strange voice, known by everyone these days as the commercial speaker in all grocery stores, said "Hello and welcome to the convenience store, located at your convenience in this non descript forest hopefully in the direction you are headed! This is Bill and I'm the store radio operator. Just keep shopping and I will just play commercials in the background to show you what's on sale! " 'Everyday and everyway, you will love a Hyundai! Hyundais are now on sale! See the back car lot of this store! Everyday and everyway, you will love a Hyundai!' 'Now a totally new fanfiction! Sorta new, I guess but that's besides the point! You will have to read chapter 6 coming soon to the internet site near you dedicated to fanfiction! Will our friends ever figure out which sub-isle? Will they ever escape the flying vegetables of doom?! Will they ever discover Aragorn's hidden fanf-" "SHRUBBERY!!!!!" Aragorn screamed, terrified, interrupting the voice. "Hold on, what was that guy Bill saying? Did he say something about fanfiction? Sub-isles? Flying vegetables? That sounds like our situation!!!" Legolas shouted. "That means.we are in a fanfiction!!!" Pippin said, being master of the obvious. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all screamed, knowing they are at the authoress' mercy! *Muahahahahahahahaha*
After getting over the horridness of the moment, Gimli remembered something. "Why the heck did you just yell shrubbery before?" "Um, nothing. My shrubbery was calling, uh, me, yea." "Shrubberies can talk?" "No, uh, I just think it needs me at the moment." "Ooohhkaaaaaaay." "I want my shrubbery!" sobbed Aragorn. "It's in your pack isn't it? WAIT! You threw it away didn't you?" "Uh, no." "But you said!" "Nuh-uh!" "Uh-huh!" This fighting went on for quite a while when Legolas intervened. "STOP IT CHILDREN!" "Are you calling me a child because I'm short?" Gimli questioned. "No." "Then why did you call me a child?" "Your behavior was childish." "But-" "Can we just get the bug spray?" Pippin whined, interrupting Gimli. "Hold on, Pippin. We are sorting things out. And, yes, Aragorn, Gimli is right. You said you threw away the shrubbery." "I lied. I didn't want to give up my shrubbery!" Aragorn begins crying at the thought. "You are so confusing Aragorn. Is your shrubbery better now so I can see it?" "Um, no. It still has a migraine. It nearly came close to death but I saved it. We might want to get some Tylenol while we're here."
So Aragorn went off to the pharmacy area and picked up some Tylenol and Pippin went off to get some bug repellent. "Help!" he cried. Legolas rushed off to the sub-isle Pippin was in. Yes, Pippin, of all members, had figured out which sub-isle. He walked down the isle and turned his head left and right to find out where the repellant was. "What's wrong?!" said an alarmed Legolas. "Which repellant do I choose?" "Um, just go with this stuff." "Ok."
So the group just passed the counter and once again ignored the annoying beeping noises. Little did the Fellowship know, that the bug repellant would not solve their problems.**
****explained**** *brevi tempore, latin for: at that very moment PLEASE REVIEW!!! **speaking of bug repellant ( I just put the star at the end of the story), Kiwi had a tick crawling up the back of her T-shirt the other day since she was walking in the woods. Little did she know that these woods were infested with strange tree huggers.*Kiwi cries at the mention of it*
As the fellowship reached the store, they went inside. As they stepped across the *threshold* onto the welcome mat, they ducked in fear. The knights of Ni were running everywhere ransacking the place while also getting involved in a major food fight.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!" cried Merry as a granola bar nearly made contact with his head. The fellowship army crawled *just like Cherry's dog!!* behind the counter and shoved the dead orc body away. *ew* From there, they began whispering on how best to get to the bug repellent isle without being bombarded. They decided to just be cautiously on the lookout and walked out from the counter. Gimli was at the front of the line. As he stepped out from behind the counter, he suddenly had to jump back falling into poor little Merry and knocking him over.
"What was that for?!" Merry shouted.
"Shhh! They will find us and hit us with vegetables! That one guy nearly ran me over!" Gimli whispered furiously. Suddenly, the most frightening thing ever happened. The knights of Ni were silent. They had not been speaking per say but there was a lot of rambunctious behavior going on and you could hear the commotion. But then there was nothing. The fellowship looked at each other worriedly. Then, at that very moment*, the Knights of Ni appeared above the counter, peeking over. The fellowship looked up slowly in terror. They did not know what to do.
"The knights of Ni wish to know what you are doing here."
"Ni Ni!"
"Uh, we are.we are just.just.just getting bug repellent.?"
"Isle 8."
"Uh, thanks." The fellowship proceeded out from behind the counter and walked quickly to isle 8.
"Noooooooo!" one of them screamed. "Which sub-isle? A or B?!?!?!?" *dun dunt dunt*
A strange voice from no where is heard. The strange voice, known by everyone these days as the commercial speaker in all grocery stores, said "Hello and welcome to the convenience store, located at your convenience in this non descript forest hopefully in the direction you are headed! This is Bill and I'm the store radio operator. Just keep shopping and I will just play commercials in the background to show you what's on sale! " 'Everyday and everyway, you will love a Hyundai! Hyundais are now on sale! See the back car lot of this store! Everyday and everyway, you will love a Hyundai!' 'Now a totally new fanfiction! Sorta new, I guess but that's besides the point! You will have to read chapter 6 coming soon to the internet site near you dedicated to fanfiction! Will our friends ever figure out which sub-isle? Will they ever escape the flying vegetables of doom?! Will they ever discover Aragorn's hidden fanf-" "SHRUBBERY!!!!!" Aragorn screamed, terrified, interrupting the voice. "Hold on, what was that guy Bill saying? Did he say something about fanfiction? Sub-isles? Flying vegetables? That sounds like our situation!!!" Legolas shouted. "That means.we are in a fanfiction!!!" Pippin said, being master of the obvious. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all screamed, knowing they are at the authoress' mercy! *Muahahahahahahahaha*
After getting over the horridness of the moment, Gimli remembered something. "Why the heck did you just yell shrubbery before?" "Um, nothing. My shrubbery was calling, uh, me, yea." "Shrubberies can talk?" "No, uh, I just think it needs me at the moment." "Ooohhkaaaaaaay." "I want my shrubbery!" sobbed Aragorn. "It's in your pack isn't it? WAIT! You threw it away didn't you?" "Uh, no." "But you said!" "Nuh-uh!" "Uh-huh!" This fighting went on for quite a while when Legolas intervened. "STOP IT CHILDREN!" "Are you calling me a child because I'm short?" Gimli questioned. "No." "Then why did you call me a child?" "Your behavior was childish." "But-" "Can we just get the bug spray?" Pippin whined, interrupting Gimli. "Hold on, Pippin. We are sorting things out. And, yes, Aragorn, Gimli is right. You said you threw away the shrubbery." "I lied. I didn't want to give up my shrubbery!" Aragorn begins crying at the thought. "You are so confusing Aragorn. Is your shrubbery better now so I can see it?" "Um, no. It still has a migraine. It nearly came close to death but I saved it. We might want to get some Tylenol while we're here."
So Aragorn went off to the pharmacy area and picked up some Tylenol and Pippin went off to get some bug repellent. "Help!" he cried. Legolas rushed off to the sub-isle Pippin was in. Yes, Pippin, of all members, had figured out which sub-isle. He walked down the isle and turned his head left and right to find out where the repellant was. "What's wrong?!" said an alarmed Legolas. "Which repellant do I choose?" "Um, just go with this stuff." "Ok."
So the group just passed the counter and once again ignored the annoying beeping noises. Little did the Fellowship know, that the bug repellant would not solve their problems.**
****explained**** *brevi tempore, latin for: at that very moment PLEASE REVIEW!!! **speaking of bug repellant ( I just put the star at the end of the story), Kiwi had a tick crawling up the back of her T-shirt the other day since she was walking in the woods. Little did she know that these woods were infested with strange tree huggers.*Kiwi cries at the mention of it*