A/n: Estamos cansados. No queremos escribir. Lo siento. LOOKIE, LOOKIE I
CAN SPEAK SPANISH! WOOP! Choco would like to say something . . . I would
like to tell you all that I am grateful for ALL of your support and if we
don't update it's because we don't have much access to computers because
we're going to be in India. WHERE specifically, I'm not telling.
MoMo, translate the Spanish . . . I said: We're tired. We don't want to
write. I'm sorry.
Disclaimer: This thing gets old.
**Quote of the Day** "KENSHIN NO BAKA!" - Kamiya Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 7
Lame Announcer Dude Without a Life: Last time on The Cursed Wakka Doll: Seymour was converted, Wakka returns, and the cursed Doll is still fighting to get out of Tidus' grip! What'll happen next?
Rikku stayed behind as everyone entered the airship. As Kimahri jumped on, Rikku smashed the panel and shut the airship door. Ha ha! Now the converted cannot get out! Unless Seymour is stupid and lets them out. Which is not a good thing. But you knew that. You didn't? Maybe you're a distant relative of Idiot.
Rikku ran to catch up with the others and stopped in shock. The others had stopped! 'NO!' was her immediate thought, 'THEY'RE CONVERTED!' But no one's converted. Then she saw the reason why they stopped. Rikku wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry, or throw up. Why would she want to do these things? Well . . .
She had just seen the converted Seymour.
It was sad. Seymour was in yellow! A yellow Besaid Auroch outfit. With red hair. No, not the usual hair dyed red. Wakka's hair. And sandals. And the stubble on his chin. And white teeth. In the words of Buena Girl (© to !Mucha Lucha!) "IT'S - NOT - RIGHT!" But there he is. Yellow and red. Like a freakin' clown.
"Oh my gosh . . ." Yuna gasped.
"That's weird, ya?" Wakka said, staring at Seymour. "Why the hell is he wearing copies of my clothes?"
Tidus gave him a look while shaking the doll a bit. "Wakka, he's been converted into a zombie Yevonite you."
Wakka took a minute to process this through his head. There was a little "KA-CHING" sound and Wakka tonelessly said, "Information processed. Please hold. Wakka will be with you in a second." He blinked a few times and said, "Then how did Seymour turn into a zombie Yevonite, ya?"
Lulu pointed to the other converted Al Bhed. "See them Wakka? One of them probably converted Seymour."
Kimahri shook his head. "But Seymour was with evil Wakka. Why zombie Yevonites turn him to Yevonite?"
"They probably didn't know that Seymour was on their side," Auron explained.
Rikku pulled on Auron's sleeve. "Hey, I don't like the way they're looking at us."
Everyone looked at the mob of Yevonites. Convert Rin stepped forward.
"Release the doll, ya?" he said.
"NEVER!" screamed Rikku.
Brother chimed in. "You must. Spira must be saved, ya?"
Tidus shook his head. "No, no, no. We already SAVED Spira. You see we beat Sin-" Tidus was cut off as a blitzball hit his face. He fell to the floor unconscious.
"Tidus!" Yuna cried, rushing to him.
Seymour pointed a no longer pointy nailed finger at them. "You are bad."
Kimahri shook his head again. "No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO!" Kimahri roared, rushing Seymour and plunging his spear into his chest. Seymour stared stupidly at the bleeding, gaping hole, turned back into his regular ugly self and died. Everyone stared at the body. Then . . .
"That's not very nice, ya?"
Rikku let out a strangled cough. Wakka was now holding her up in the air by the throat. Which is NOT nice. BAD WAKKA, BAD!
Lulu's eyes widened. "Oh no . . . You're the EVIL Wakka aren't you?"
"Ya."
"Damn," Tidus said, recovering from his knockout. "What did I miss?"
"Oh nothing much. Seymour dying, Wakka turning into his evil self, you know, that sort of stuff," Yuna said, helping him up.
"Really? That's interesting."
"Yeah I know."
Auron gestured to Wakka holding Rikku in the air by her throat. Rikku scratched at Wakka's big, clumsy hands. EVIL WAKKA only laughed.
"You can't do much damage to me, ya," he said, lifting her higher.
"Oh yeah?"
"Ya."
"Well get a load of this!" Rikku reached into her pockets and pulled out some fine, white, Besaid sand (patent pending) and threw it into Wakka's eyes. He let go over he immediately, clutching his eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAH! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES, YA?!"
Lulu snorted. "Beautiful eyes?"
The Wakka Doll cried, "Master! I'll save you!"
Tidus lifted it up and looked it in the eye. "You know, maybe we should shred you. I mean, it's not like it would be much of a loss . . ."
All of a sudden the airship lifted off and began to fly. The converted shouted and cried, "OH NO! WE'RE IN A MACHINA SHIP! YEVON SAVE US, YA?! WE'LL REPENT! SAVE US!" Or something like that.
Rikku gave a gasp. "Oh no! Idiot must have activated the ship!" Everyone rushed into the cockpit, excluding the Yevonites, who were screaming about them sinning. Rikku cornered Idiot and grabbed his shirt.
"UG, Idiot," Rikku said, "Damm sa fryd oui tet, yht syopa fa lyh vew drec." (OK, Idiot. Tell me what you did, and maybe we can fix this.)
Idiot shrugged. "E tur'd ghuf fryd E tet. Fro tu oui drehk drao lymm sa yh eteud?" (I don't know what I did. Why do you think they call me an idiot?)
Rikku let go in shock. "Fryd?! Oui ghuf fryd drao cyo ypuid oui?!" (What?! You know what they say about you?!)
Idiot blinked. "Fryd ted oui cyo?" (What did you say?)
Rikku shook her head. "Vunkad ed." Turning to the others she said, "Idiot doesn't know anything, sorry." (Forget it)
Auron sighed. "Why don't you just look at the panel and figure out what he did?"
Rikku looked at the panel. She stood in front of it for a little while. The airship wasn't really moving. Just kinda floating. The others waited for her to do something. She pressed a button. They moved exactly 1.7 meters forward and then stopped. Rikku stared at the panel.
"Uh, Rikku? Making this thing move would be helpful right about now," Tidus said.
WHAT WAS THE DAMN SHOW CALLED?! WHAT?! Oh sorry, random thing.
Rikku gave a small, worried laugh. "Well, you see," she began, "I don't know how to stop this . . . Only my Pops knows how to fully manage it, I think."
Everyone gave her death glares, except for Idiot who was making faces at the birds, while hearing the converts scream, "I'M SINNING, I'M SINNING!"
Then, because if we don't do something to make this funnier, hell broke loose and Ifrit shot out. Look, there he goes bright flaming death in the sky! But that's not it. Hell decided to close again, grabbed Ifrit and was never seen again. Well, it is, but only to dead people.
Tidus looked out the BIG window to see a shooting Ifrit go across the sky. "Hey, look!" he called, "There's a flying Ifrit!"
Yuna patted him on the shoulder. "Of course there is."
"But there aren't anymore aeons because the fayth are all dead," Lulu pointed out.
"I know I saw a flying Ifrit."
Auron and Kimahri went over to Rikku to try and help her out. But by now, Rikku was so confused by the flashing buttons, she was murmuring to herself. While Auron and Kimahri pointed to buttons and asked or told her something she didn't hear them.
"Mmmm . . . I . . . mrmmm . . ." Rikku murmured.
"What?" Auron asked.
The airship was going up. Slowly, but steadily, it was going up. Idiot blushed.
"Cunno. E teth'd sayh du bicr dra pidduh." (Sorry. I didn't mean to push the button.)
Kimahri went over to Idiot and looked at the bright blue button Idiot's elbow had hit. Kimahri wondered, 'Who would make button bright blue?' and then decided to push the button again. So he pushed the button and the airship stopped going up. But since they had gone up, there was a lack of oxygen. And due to this lack of oxygen EVERYBODY go nuts. Yes, even Auron go nuts. But not Idiot because he's an idiot.
"Is it just me, or is the room spinning?" Tidus asked, sitting down on the ground.
And while the others go insane, Wakka switches between his good and evil personality, talking to himself. And the converts scream and run around. And the Cursed Wakka Doll has discovered that if someone sits on you, you can suffocate.
****UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS****
Disclaimer: This thing gets old.
**Quote of the Day** "KENSHIN NO BAKA!" - Kamiya Kaoru, Rurouni Kenshin
The Cursed Wakka Doll: by MoMo-ChAn and Choco
Chapter 7
Lame Announcer Dude Without a Life: Last time on The Cursed Wakka Doll: Seymour was converted, Wakka returns, and the cursed Doll is still fighting to get out of Tidus' grip! What'll happen next?
Rikku stayed behind as everyone entered the airship. As Kimahri jumped on, Rikku smashed the panel and shut the airship door. Ha ha! Now the converted cannot get out! Unless Seymour is stupid and lets them out. Which is not a good thing. But you knew that. You didn't? Maybe you're a distant relative of Idiot.
Rikku ran to catch up with the others and stopped in shock. The others had stopped! 'NO!' was her immediate thought, 'THEY'RE CONVERTED!' But no one's converted. Then she saw the reason why they stopped. Rikku wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry, or throw up. Why would she want to do these things? Well . . .
She had just seen the converted Seymour.
It was sad. Seymour was in yellow! A yellow Besaid Auroch outfit. With red hair. No, not the usual hair dyed red. Wakka's hair. And sandals. And the stubble on his chin. And white teeth. In the words of Buena Girl (© to !Mucha Lucha!) "IT'S - NOT - RIGHT!" But there he is. Yellow and red. Like a freakin' clown.
"Oh my gosh . . ." Yuna gasped.
"That's weird, ya?" Wakka said, staring at Seymour. "Why the hell is he wearing copies of my clothes?"
Tidus gave him a look while shaking the doll a bit. "Wakka, he's been converted into a zombie Yevonite you."
Wakka took a minute to process this through his head. There was a little "KA-CHING" sound and Wakka tonelessly said, "Information processed. Please hold. Wakka will be with you in a second." He blinked a few times and said, "Then how did Seymour turn into a zombie Yevonite, ya?"
Lulu pointed to the other converted Al Bhed. "See them Wakka? One of them probably converted Seymour."
Kimahri shook his head. "But Seymour was with evil Wakka. Why zombie Yevonites turn him to Yevonite?"
"They probably didn't know that Seymour was on their side," Auron explained.
Rikku pulled on Auron's sleeve. "Hey, I don't like the way they're looking at us."
Everyone looked at the mob of Yevonites. Convert Rin stepped forward.
"Release the doll, ya?" he said.
"NEVER!" screamed Rikku.
Brother chimed in. "You must. Spira must be saved, ya?"
Tidus shook his head. "No, no, no. We already SAVED Spira. You see we beat Sin-" Tidus was cut off as a blitzball hit his face. He fell to the floor unconscious.
"Tidus!" Yuna cried, rushing to him.
Seymour pointed a no longer pointy nailed finger at them. "You are bad."
Kimahri shook his head again. "No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO!" Kimahri roared, rushing Seymour and plunging his spear into his chest. Seymour stared stupidly at the bleeding, gaping hole, turned back into his regular ugly self and died. Everyone stared at the body. Then . . .
"That's not very nice, ya?"
Rikku let out a strangled cough. Wakka was now holding her up in the air by the throat. Which is NOT nice. BAD WAKKA, BAD!
Lulu's eyes widened. "Oh no . . . You're the EVIL Wakka aren't you?"
"Ya."
"Damn," Tidus said, recovering from his knockout. "What did I miss?"
"Oh nothing much. Seymour dying, Wakka turning into his evil self, you know, that sort of stuff," Yuna said, helping him up.
"Really? That's interesting."
"Yeah I know."
Auron gestured to Wakka holding Rikku in the air by her throat. Rikku scratched at Wakka's big, clumsy hands. EVIL WAKKA only laughed.
"You can't do much damage to me, ya," he said, lifting her higher.
"Oh yeah?"
"Ya."
"Well get a load of this!" Rikku reached into her pockets and pulled out some fine, white, Besaid sand (patent pending) and threw it into Wakka's eyes. He let go over he immediately, clutching his eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAH! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES, YA?!"
Lulu snorted. "Beautiful eyes?"
The Wakka Doll cried, "Master! I'll save you!"
Tidus lifted it up and looked it in the eye. "You know, maybe we should shred you. I mean, it's not like it would be much of a loss . . ."
All of a sudden the airship lifted off and began to fly. The converted shouted and cried, "OH NO! WE'RE IN A MACHINA SHIP! YEVON SAVE US, YA?! WE'LL REPENT! SAVE US!" Or something like that.
Rikku gave a gasp. "Oh no! Idiot must have activated the ship!" Everyone rushed into the cockpit, excluding the Yevonites, who were screaming about them sinning. Rikku cornered Idiot and grabbed his shirt.
"UG, Idiot," Rikku said, "Damm sa fryd oui tet, yht syopa fa lyh vew drec." (OK, Idiot. Tell me what you did, and maybe we can fix this.)
Idiot shrugged. "E tur'd ghuf fryd E tet. Fro tu oui drehk drao lymm sa yh eteud?" (I don't know what I did. Why do you think they call me an idiot?)
Rikku let go in shock. "Fryd?! Oui ghuf fryd drao cyo ypuid oui?!" (What?! You know what they say about you?!)
Idiot blinked. "Fryd ted oui cyo?" (What did you say?)
Rikku shook her head. "Vunkad ed." Turning to the others she said, "Idiot doesn't know anything, sorry." (Forget it)
Auron sighed. "Why don't you just look at the panel and figure out what he did?"
Rikku looked at the panel. She stood in front of it for a little while. The airship wasn't really moving. Just kinda floating. The others waited for her to do something. She pressed a button. They moved exactly 1.7 meters forward and then stopped. Rikku stared at the panel.
"Uh, Rikku? Making this thing move would be helpful right about now," Tidus said.
WHAT WAS THE DAMN SHOW CALLED?! WHAT?! Oh sorry, random thing.
Rikku gave a small, worried laugh. "Well, you see," she began, "I don't know how to stop this . . . Only my Pops knows how to fully manage it, I think."
Everyone gave her death glares, except for Idiot who was making faces at the birds, while hearing the converts scream, "I'M SINNING, I'M SINNING!"
Then, because if we don't do something to make this funnier, hell broke loose and Ifrit shot out. Look, there he goes bright flaming death in the sky! But that's not it. Hell decided to close again, grabbed Ifrit and was never seen again. Well, it is, but only to dead people.
Tidus looked out the BIG window to see a shooting Ifrit go across the sky. "Hey, look!" he called, "There's a flying Ifrit!"
Yuna patted him on the shoulder. "Of course there is."
"But there aren't anymore aeons because the fayth are all dead," Lulu pointed out.
"I know I saw a flying Ifrit."
Auron and Kimahri went over to Rikku to try and help her out. But by now, Rikku was so confused by the flashing buttons, she was murmuring to herself. While Auron and Kimahri pointed to buttons and asked or told her something she didn't hear them.
"Mmmm . . . I . . . mrmmm . . ." Rikku murmured.
"What?" Auron asked.
The airship was going up. Slowly, but steadily, it was going up. Idiot blushed.
"Cunno. E teth'd sayh du bicr dra pidduh." (Sorry. I didn't mean to push the button.)
Kimahri went over to Idiot and looked at the bright blue button Idiot's elbow had hit. Kimahri wondered, 'Who would make button bright blue?' and then decided to push the button again. So he pushed the button and the airship stopped going up. But since they had gone up, there was a lack of oxygen. And due to this lack of oxygen EVERYBODY go nuts. Yes, even Auron go nuts. But not Idiot because he's an idiot.
"Is it just me, or is the room spinning?" Tidus asked, sitting down on the ground.
And while the others go insane, Wakka switches between his good and evil personality, talking to himself. And the converts scream and run around. And the Cursed Wakka Doll has discovered that if someone sits on you, you can suffocate.
****UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS****