The Fellowship Discovers Fanfiction ~ Chapter 6!! By: Myself (being Cherry)
and Kiwi (being she who is not Cherry, but she who is being Kiwi)
A/N from Kiwi: sorry the disclaimer is really really long. Cherry wrote that and this whole chapter w/o sending it to me for final editing!! I always send them to her first! She probably won't read it but I still send it!! Me, on the other hand, will always read it since I check my email all the time!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Disclaimer: Unfortunately, no matter how much we may wish it, nor how often we "borrow indefinitely" the characters, Lord of the Rings is not in any way, shape, or form, belonging to us. *sobs* Also, we do not own Tylenol, except Kiwi's bottle, and my newly bought bottle (I had to buy it cuz we were out and Texas fried my brains.). I DO HAVE SPIDER REPELLANT!!!! *does happy dance* No spiders for Cherry... *cough* Ahem.anyway. The spider repellant however does not work on those dratted cockroaches that Kiwi and I had to live with for a week in Texas..*shudder* I do not own Zoolander or the Abs/Buns/anything of Steel line of workout videos. Ok, Cherry admits it, her mother owns a Buns of Steel video....But it has never been opened!!!! On with the story, which was not written on Kiwi's Gimped Computer.
Outside the store, Pippin proceeded to spray down all of his possessions with the bug repellant whilst* Aragorn made a weak excuse that the shrubbery was light sensitive and went into the shadows to administer the Tylenol to it (though how a shrubbery takes Tylenol, the authoresses do not know). When Pippin was satisfied that all spiders would be repelled (and, really, anything that had a nose because that stuff was foul!), and Aragorn had returned, the fellowship set out again into the non-descript forest in Middle Earth hopefully in the direction they were heading. Shortly after they resumed walking, Legolas again tried to get Aragorn to let him see his shrubbery.
"Did the Tylenol take care of the shrubbery's headache, Aragorn?"
"Yes."
"Then can I see it now?"
"No! It's uh, um...it's."
"Please!!! I want to see the green leafy one! You are killing it by keeping it in that horrible pack of survival stuff! By now it probably smells like that kerchief of Arwen's you keep in there!"
"How did you know about that?!" Aragorn asked horrifiedly. (Is that even a word? Oh well, it is now!!)
"Hearing isn't the only sensitive sense** elves have, you know. But that's not the point, I want to see the shrubbery! It's suffocating!!!" Legolas was getting quite upset over the prospect of something greenleaf-y being slowly smothered by au d' Arwen. Aragorn, blushing quite un-ranger- ishly by this time, was also getting quite upset that he might be found out! He would never be able to look them in the face again! He quickly came up with another cover-up.
"The bag o' survival stuff is quite well ventilated. It is not suffocating. Besides, It's shy!"
"Plants can be shy?" Gimli again turned to the hobbits for an answer, and again, they had none for him. Poor Gimli. Cherry feels for his shortness...
The side comment going unnoticed, Legolas tried one last time for the shrubbery's freedom. "But I am really, really, really, incredibly good looking! How can it be shy around me?!"
"IT JUST IS!! It is intimidated by your manly abs of steel!" Aragorn shouted. Legolas looked at him in that I-never-would-have-guessed- you-were- like-that kinda way. You know. Or maybe it's just Cherry. Any who, back to the story.
"Don't look at me like that! I love Arwen, you pervert! The shrubbery will remain in my bag!"
"Ok, whatever you say." Legolas replied while the hobbits and Gimli muttered amongst themselves what sounded suspiciously like, 'knew he was too pretty to be straight'. This aside, the fellowship continued on. They had been traveling through very hilly terrain, slowly as it was tiring and hobbits really can't climb well with those huge feet, when *gasp* they came upon a cliff. Quickly shuffling around and grabbing each other so they wouldn't fall, they finally pulled themselves back from the edge. Looking over the precipice at the rocks below, they shuddered. They could have been part of the scenery down there if they hadn't been so lucky! Well, maybe that was an exaggeration. The drop was in reality only 4 feet, and it wasn't so much a drop as a steep hill, and the rocks at the bottom were gravel, but have you ever fallen 4 feet down a steep hill into gravel?! It hurts! Whatever, they looked down this 4 foot drop to see at the bottom a gravel road.
"What do you think of this road, Gandalf?" Aragorn deferred to his elder for direction, as it was Gandalf who was supposed to know where they were going, right?
"I do not remember this road. I mean, a road was here, but it was made of brick. Purple brick, quite pretty really.."
"So can we go this way? Is it safe?"
"How should I know?! I just said I don't remember this road! However, the gravel does look faintly lavender-ish.Sure! Let's try it!" And so they set out on the purple gravel road in the non-descript forest in Middle Earth Hopefully in the direction they were headed.
* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Aragorn has one of Arwen's kerchiefs??? Why has Aragorn been noticing Legolas' manly abs of steel??? Where has Boromir been this entire fanfiction??? Does any one care where the smelly one went???? Where does the purple gravel road lead?!?! *dun dun dun* To be continued when Cherry isn't being lazy...
****Explained**** *whilst- isn't that just a fun word? **sensitive sense- alliteration!!!
Please review! We will love you forever! *Hugs from Cherry and Kiwi to reviewers!*
A/N from Kiwi: sorry the disclaimer is really really long. Cherry wrote that and this whole chapter w/o sending it to me for final editing!! I always send them to her first! She probably won't read it but I still send it!! Me, on the other hand, will always read it since I check my email all the time!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Disclaimer: Unfortunately, no matter how much we may wish it, nor how often we "borrow indefinitely" the characters, Lord of the Rings is not in any way, shape, or form, belonging to us. *sobs* Also, we do not own Tylenol, except Kiwi's bottle, and my newly bought bottle (I had to buy it cuz we were out and Texas fried my brains.). I DO HAVE SPIDER REPELLANT!!!! *does happy dance* No spiders for Cherry... *cough* Ahem.anyway. The spider repellant however does not work on those dratted cockroaches that Kiwi and I had to live with for a week in Texas..*shudder* I do not own Zoolander or the Abs/Buns/anything of Steel line of workout videos. Ok, Cherry admits it, her mother owns a Buns of Steel video....But it has never been opened!!!! On with the story, which was not written on Kiwi's Gimped Computer.
Outside the store, Pippin proceeded to spray down all of his possessions with the bug repellant whilst* Aragorn made a weak excuse that the shrubbery was light sensitive and went into the shadows to administer the Tylenol to it (though how a shrubbery takes Tylenol, the authoresses do not know). When Pippin was satisfied that all spiders would be repelled (and, really, anything that had a nose because that stuff was foul!), and Aragorn had returned, the fellowship set out again into the non-descript forest in Middle Earth hopefully in the direction they were heading. Shortly after they resumed walking, Legolas again tried to get Aragorn to let him see his shrubbery.
"Did the Tylenol take care of the shrubbery's headache, Aragorn?"
"Yes."
"Then can I see it now?"
"No! It's uh, um...it's."
"Please!!! I want to see the green leafy one! You are killing it by keeping it in that horrible pack of survival stuff! By now it probably smells like that kerchief of Arwen's you keep in there!"
"How did you know about that?!" Aragorn asked horrifiedly. (Is that even a word? Oh well, it is now!!)
"Hearing isn't the only sensitive sense** elves have, you know. But that's not the point, I want to see the shrubbery! It's suffocating!!!" Legolas was getting quite upset over the prospect of something greenleaf-y being slowly smothered by au d' Arwen. Aragorn, blushing quite un-ranger- ishly by this time, was also getting quite upset that he might be found out! He would never be able to look them in the face again! He quickly came up with another cover-up.
"The bag o' survival stuff is quite well ventilated. It is not suffocating. Besides, It's shy!"
"Plants can be shy?" Gimli again turned to the hobbits for an answer, and again, they had none for him. Poor Gimli. Cherry feels for his shortness...
The side comment going unnoticed, Legolas tried one last time for the shrubbery's freedom. "But I am really, really, really, incredibly good looking! How can it be shy around me?!"
"IT JUST IS!! It is intimidated by your manly abs of steel!" Aragorn shouted. Legolas looked at him in that I-never-would-have-guessed- you-were- like-that kinda way. You know. Or maybe it's just Cherry. Any who, back to the story.
"Don't look at me like that! I love Arwen, you pervert! The shrubbery will remain in my bag!"
"Ok, whatever you say." Legolas replied while the hobbits and Gimli muttered amongst themselves what sounded suspiciously like, 'knew he was too pretty to be straight'. This aside, the fellowship continued on. They had been traveling through very hilly terrain, slowly as it was tiring and hobbits really can't climb well with those huge feet, when *gasp* they came upon a cliff. Quickly shuffling around and grabbing each other so they wouldn't fall, they finally pulled themselves back from the edge. Looking over the precipice at the rocks below, they shuddered. They could have been part of the scenery down there if they hadn't been so lucky! Well, maybe that was an exaggeration. The drop was in reality only 4 feet, and it wasn't so much a drop as a steep hill, and the rocks at the bottom were gravel, but have you ever fallen 4 feet down a steep hill into gravel?! It hurts! Whatever, they looked down this 4 foot drop to see at the bottom a gravel road.
"What do you think of this road, Gandalf?" Aragorn deferred to his elder for direction, as it was Gandalf who was supposed to know where they were going, right?
"I do not remember this road. I mean, a road was here, but it was made of brick. Purple brick, quite pretty really.."
"So can we go this way? Is it safe?"
"How should I know?! I just said I don't remember this road! However, the gravel does look faintly lavender-ish.Sure! Let's try it!" And so they set out on the purple gravel road in the non-descript forest in Middle Earth Hopefully in the direction they were headed.
* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Aragorn has one of Arwen's kerchiefs??? Why has Aragorn been noticing Legolas' manly abs of steel??? Where has Boromir been this entire fanfiction??? Does any one care where the smelly one went???? Where does the purple gravel road lead?!?! *dun dun dun* To be continued when Cherry isn't being lazy...
****Explained**** *whilst- isn't that just a fun word? **sensitive sense- alliteration!!!
Please review! We will love you forever! *Hugs from Cherry and Kiwi to reviewers!*