Shadi: Why am I doing this again?
Mooncat: Cause of my little friends here*! *holds up pictures Shadi high on sugar*
Shadi: Life sucks. They don't own me anything. *falls over* Starpup: Right! And now for our first parody ever!!
Auditions:
Mooncat: Okay! Auditions for Neo!
Starpup: Neo #1, please come in!
*Sesshomaru walks in*
Mooncat: Next!
Sesshomaru: o.0 WAIT A SECOND!! I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!!
Cloudbunny: Neo's supposed to have two arms.
Sesshomaru: Oh.
Mooncat: Yeah, and Inu-yasha chopped off one of your arms! Did it hurt? Huh? Did it? Did it? Why do you look down on Inu-yasha when he's beaten you so many times? HUH??? (As you can tell, I'm obsessed with hurting Sesshy's feelings)
Cloudbunny: MOONCAT!!
Mooncat: What?
Sesshomaru: Do I have to point out that all those times he had help from Kagome??
Mooncat: .SECURITY!!!
*Big, tough-looking guys in black pick Sesshomaru up and carry him away*
Sesshomaru: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! I'M THE LORD OF THE WESTERN LANDS!!!
MSC: AND WE'RE THE AUTHORESSES!
Sesshomaru: Damn, they out-rank me.
Cloudbunny: Next!
*Miroku comes in*
Starpup: .Any way you can take the cloth off your right hand?
Miroku: Cloudbunny, how could you do this to me?? *hugs her* After all we've been through!! ((A/n: Confused? GOOD!!))
Cloudbunny: *Hits him with a mallet* GET AWAY FROM ME!! It just took me a while to realize how much of a hentai you were.
Miroku: NOOOO- oh, well, I still have Sango.
Sango: The hell does that mean?
Miroku: SANGO! MY LOVE!
Sango: Keep your distance, monk. *holds up axe*
Miroku: o.0 Cold as a glacier.
Starpup: Are you lost?
Sango: Yes, actually.
*Starpup pulls a lever* *trapdoor appears under Sango*
*Sango falls through door (hey, what else?)*
Mooncat: BACK to the auditions.
Miroku: Auditions? What auditions? *falls through trapdoor*
Mooncat: Thanks.
Starpup: Don't mention it. *lets go of lever*
Cloudbunny: Next! Neo #3!
*Inu-yasha walks in*
Mooncat: You got the job!!
Inu-yasha: I do?
Starpup and Cloudbunny: He does??
Mooncat: 'Course! Neo's suppose to be cute! Right?
Inu-yasha: ^_^ Gotta love her.
Mooncat: *glomps him* ^___________________________________^
Inu-yasha: .So I suppose I'm staying here, huh?
Starpup: Yup! ^_^
Yugi: HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US??
Mooncat: You'll never get anywhere in life. Go home and spend the rest of your pre-paid childhood before it slips out of your fingers like grains of sand. Warm meals and a warm bed will seem far, far away in a cold carboard box on the streets.
*Yugi's eyes get even bigger than before and start to water*
Sungirl: *bursts out of nowhere* BAD MOONCAT!! *whacks her over the head*
Starpup: She loves being mean.
Mooncat: IT WAS WORTH IT!!
Next auditions:
Mooncat: Okay, Trinity #1!
*Kagome walks in*
Mooncat: NEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WON'T GET THIS PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER IN A MILLION-
*Cloudbunny ties her up and throws her in a closet*
Starpup: Turn around and walk out of this room. No way you'll get the part.
Kagome: But. but. Inu-yasha's Neo!!
Cloudbunny: Yup.
Kagome: And. and Trinity loves Neo!
Starpup: DUH!!! That's why you can't have the part! My shoe will be Trinity before you!!
Kagome: But. but. Lovescenes!! The Inu/Kag fans will love it!
Cloudbunny: Mooncat would make you paste before you even got into the world!
Kagome: True. But I must have Inu-yasha!!!
Starpup and Cloudbunny: TOO BAD!!
*Kagome falls into a pit with Barney, the Teletubbies, and Dora the Explorer*
Barney: I'll turn your brain to slush! *starts singing the 'I love you' song*
Teletubbies: We'll make you senselessly nice!
Dora: And I'll teach you kinder-garden Spanish! Hola!
Kagome: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*trap-door closes*
Starpup: ^_^ That was fun!
Cloudbunny: Yes it was. Next!
*Merrell walks in*
Merrell: Vash got the part, right?
Starpup: Are you sane?? Inu-yasha tried out!
Merrell: Oh. So did Vash get the part?
Cloudbunny: *hits her with a mallet* No, idiot!
Merrell: Oh. Well. That means something. It means I can't be Trinity. NO, don't try to stop me! I'm leaving! *walks out* *walks back in* Who plays Neo? Sesshomaru?
Starpup and Cloudbunny: -_-U NO, his brother.
Merrell: So no-one got it?
*Mooncat appears, loads her into a giant slingshot, and shoots her into outer-space*
Starpup: Thanks, Mooncat!
Mooncat: She really is thick, isn't she? *sits down*
Cloudbunny: Next!!
*Kikyo walks in*
Starpup, Cloudbunny and Mooncat: *take out an arsenal of weapons and shoot them at her* DIE, KIKYO!!!
Kikyo: AAAAHHHHH!! *dodge, dodge dodge.*
Outside.
All: o.0 What are those noises?
Mai: It sounds like they're killing her. I'm out! *runs away*
Tea: Me too! They hate me enough already! *Runs*
*Everyone leaves*
*Kikyo is thrown in the pit of Evilness*
Teletubbies: WE WUV YOU!!
Kikyo: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kagome: Hola, Senorita! Would you like to count with us?
*door closes*
Mooncat: *peeks head out of door* Guys? No-one's out here. we don't have a Trinity. What do we do?
Starpup and Cloudbunny: *stare* *evil grin*
Mooncat: o.0 What?
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Starpup: Who is Trinity? Who is the rest of the cast? How will things go? Why am I asking you? Stay tuned, for the next chapter. And R&R OR ELSE!!!! *Holds up missle launcher*
Mooncat: Cause of my little friends here*! *holds up pictures Shadi high on sugar*
Shadi: Life sucks. They don't own me anything. *falls over* Starpup: Right! And now for our first parody ever!!
Auditions:
Mooncat: Okay! Auditions for Neo!
Starpup: Neo #1, please come in!
*Sesshomaru walks in*
Mooncat: Next!
Sesshomaru: o.0 WAIT A SECOND!! I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!!
Cloudbunny: Neo's supposed to have two arms.
Sesshomaru: Oh.
Mooncat: Yeah, and Inu-yasha chopped off one of your arms! Did it hurt? Huh? Did it? Did it? Why do you look down on Inu-yasha when he's beaten you so many times? HUH??? (As you can tell, I'm obsessed with hurting Sesshy's feelings)
Cloudbunny: MOONCAT!!
Mooncat: What?
Sesshomaru: Do I have to point out that all those times he had help from Kagome??
Mooncat: .SECURITY!!!
*Big, tough-looking guys in black pick Sesshomaru up and carry him away*
Sesshomaru: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! I'M THE LORD OF THE WESTERN LANDS!!!
MSC: AND WE'RE THE AUTHORESSES!
Sesshomaru: Damn, they out-rank me.
Cloudbunny: Next!
*Miroku comes in*
Starpup: .Any way you can take the cloth off your right hand?
Miroku: Cloudbunny, how could you do this to me?? *hugs her* After all we've been through!! ((A/n: Confused? GOOD!!))
Cloudbunny: *Hits him with a mallet* GET AWAY FROM ME!! It just took me a while to realize how much of a hentai you were.
Miroku: NOOOO- oh, well, I still have Sango.
Sango: The hell does that mean?
Miroku: SANGO! MY LOVE!
Sango: Keep your distance, monk. *holds up axe*
Miroku: o.0 Cold as a glacier.
Starpup: Are you lost?
Sango: Yes, actually.
*Starpup pulls a lever* *trapdoor appears under Sango*
*Sango falls through door (hey, what else?)*
Mooncat: BACK to the auditions.
Miroku: Auditions? What auditions? *falls through trapdoor*
Mooncat: Thanks.
Starpup: Don't mention it. *lets go of lever*
Cloudbunny: Next! Neo #3!
*Inu-yasha walks in*
Mooncat: You got the job!!
Inu-yasha: I do?
Starpup and Cloudbunny: He does??
Mooncat: 'Course! Neo's suppose to be cute! Right?
Inu-yasha: ^_^ Gotta love her.
Mooncat: *glomps him* ^___________________________________^
Inu-yasha: .So I suppose I'm staying here, huh?
Starpup: Yup! ^_^
Yugi: HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US??
Mooncat: You'll never get anywhere in life. Go home and spend the rest of your pre-paid childhood before it slips out of your fingers like grains of sand. Warm meals and a warm bed will seem far, far away in a cold carboard box on the streets.
*Yugi's eyes get even bigger than before and start to water*
Sungirl: *bursts out of nowhere* BAD MOONCAT!! *whacks her over the head*
Starpup: She loves being mean.
Mooncat: IT WAS WORTH IT!!
Next auditions:
Mooncat: Okay, Trinity #1!
*Kagome walks in*
Mooncat: NEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WON'T GET THIS PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER IN A MILLION-
*Cloudbunny ties her up and throws her in a closet*
Starpup: Turn around and walk out of this room. No way you'll get the part.
Kagome: But. but. Inu-yasha's Neo!!
Cloudbunny: Yup.
Kagome: And. and Trinity loves Neo!
Starpup: DUH!!! That's why you can't have the part! My shoe will be Trinity before you!!
Kagome: But. but. Lovescenes!! The Inu/Kag fans will love it!
Cloudbunny: Mooncat would make you paste before you even got into the world!
Kagome: True. But I must have Inu-yasha!!!
Starpup and Cloudbunny: TOO BAD!!
*Kagome falls into a pit with Barney, the Teletubbies, and Dora the Explorer*
Barney: I'll turn your brain to slush! *starts singing the 'I love you' song*
Teletubbies: We'll make you senselessly nice!
Dora: And I'll teach you kinder-garden Spanish! Hola!
Kagome: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*trap-door closes*
Starpup: ^_^ That was fun!
Cloudbunny: Yes it was. Next!
*Merrell walks in*
Merrell: Vash got the part, right?
Starpup: Are you sane?? Inu-yasha tried out!
Merrell: Oh. So did Vash get the part?
Cloudbunny: *hits her with a mallet* No, idiot!
Merrell: Oh. Well. That means something. It means I can't be Trinity. NO, don't try to stop me! I'm leaving! *walks out* *walks back in* Who plays Neo? Sesshomaru?
Starpup and Cloudbunny: -_-U NO, his brother.
Merrell: So no-one got it?
*Mooncat appears, loads her into a giant slingshot, and shoots her into outer-space*
Starpup: Thanks, Mooncat!
Mooncat: She really is thick, isn't she? *sits down*
Cloudbunny: Next!!
*Kikyo walks in*
Starpup, Cloudbunny and Mooncat: *take out an arsenal of weapons and shoot them at her* DIE, KIKYO!!!
Kikyo: AAAAHHHHH!! *dodge, dodge dodge.*
Outside.
All: o.0 What are those noises?
Mai: It sounds like they're killing her. I'm out! *runs away*
Tea: Me too! They hate me enough already! *Runs*
*Everyone leaves*
*Kikyo is thrown in the pit of Evilness*
Teletubbies: WE WUV YOU!!
Kikyo: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kagome: Hola, Senorita! Would you like to count with us?
*door closes*
Mooncat: *peeks head out of door* Guys? No-one's out here. we don't have a Trinity. What do we do?
Starpup and Cloudbunny: *stare* *evil grin*
Mooncat: o.0 What?
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Starpup: Who is Trinity? Who is the rest of the cast? How will things go? Why am I asking you? Stay tuned, for the next chapter. And R&R OR ELSE!!!! *Holds up missle launcher*