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Inu-yasha: AW, DON'T CRY!
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Inu-yasha: We have a problem.
Starpup: We do?
Inu-yasha: Yes. Trinity is happy.
Mooncat: R-E-S-P-E-C-T! FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! HEY, HEY! OOOH, A LITTLE RESPECT-TAH!
Starpup: O_O;;;;;;;;; I see what you mean.
Cloudbunny: OKAY, FOLKS! THE SCENE'S STARING!
Kaede: Where's the script?
Cloudbunny: *gets out dictionary* Script. script. how do you spell that?
Kaede: o.0
Kagome: *dressed in Trinity's black-leather coat* YAY!! I'M TRINITY!!! And I got Inu-yasha all to my-
*Mooncat holds up her flamethrower stuffed with knives*
Kagome: Did I say I'm Trinity? No, I'm not Trinity. I. work. back. stage. T____T
Mooncat: ^_^ Good girl! *pat-pats Kagome's head*
Kagome: *anger vein* Grrrrrrr.
Cloudbunny: DUDES!! SCENE STARTS!!!
*weird green letters go down the screen*
*phone rings*
Trinity: POSSUMS!!
Morpheus: HELLO!!! This is not the Ladies of Insanity calling, this is something from the script!
Trinity: Script? What mean script?
Morpheus: .Okay, so there is no script. Do you have it?
Trinity: Have what?
Morpheus: IT!! THE BIG IT!! THE BIG, MYSTERIOUS IT!!!!!!
Trinity: .Cheese.
Morpheus: I will hunt you down and kill you.
Trinity: Well, I'd like to see you- *click* Did you hear that?
Morpheus: FOR CHRISTS SAKE, MOONCAT! I DON'T HAVE EFFING CAT-EARS!!!!
Trinity: Geeze! Saybatlo! *line goes dead*
Morpheus: A. UP YOURS!!! *slams down phone.
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Computer: Wake up, Neo.
Neo: *wakes up*
Computer: It's time. Follow the white rabbit.
Neo: HOLY SHIT, MY COMPUTER IS POSSESSED!!
Computer: Wha? No! Wait!
*Neo beats the shit out of the computer*
*doorbell rings*
Neo: *Opens door*
Random person: o.0 OMIGOSH, IT'S INU-YASHA!!!
Girl: INU-YASHA?? LEMME HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!
Neo: *Closes door*
*people start banging on door*
Neo: LET'S BE MATURE FOR ONCE!!!
People: BOOOO!! HISSSSSS!!!
Cloudbunny: Good people! Here's a bone! *throws bones at them*
People: ^_____________^ *walk away*
*doorbell rings*
Neo: *ssslllooowwwlly opens door*
Guy: Hey, man. You got what I'm looking for?
Neo: ^.^; Yeah *thinking* Thank you, lord! *pulls out book* *takes disk out of book*
*Neo hand the dude the disk*
Guy: You're my savior man.
Neo: Yeah. . Wait, what's my next line?
Guy: Um. I don't know. I'm just quoting form the movie.
Girl: Umm. Well, why don't you come to the club with us?
Neo: Sure!
Girl: YOU BAKA, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Neo: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BAKA!!! *beats the shit out of girl* *sees white rabbit tattoo on shoulder* White rabbit. Sure, I'll come.
Guy: 0.0 Um.
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At The Club.
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Neo: *walking around* Huh. Not so much fun. A little weird, actually.
Trinity: INU-KUN!!! *huggles him*
Neo: ^_________________^ Now it's fun.
Trinity: So, Inu-kun? What's up?
Neo: Eh, not much.
Cloudbunny: *whacks them with the script* HEY!! STICK TO THE STORY!!!
Neo: Right. *rubs his head* ;_;
Trinity: Right. *clears throat* Hello, Neo.
Neo: How do you know that name??
Trinity: Who doesn't? This movie is incredibly popular.
Neo: Good point.
Cloudbunny: SCRIPT!!! SCRIPT!!!
Trinity: She's staring to sound like our old manager.
Cloudbunny: I wonder why. _
Neo: -_-U Right. Who are you?
Trinity: My name is Trinity.
Neo: Really? I thought Trinity was a guy.
Trinity: *beats the shit out of Neo*
All: o.0
Cloudbunny: I didn't think she'd hurt him.
Neo: T_T Owwies. *faints*
Trinity: Clean-up on aisle three!!
Cloudbunny: Right. Take five, everybody!
All (except Mooncat): THANK YOU!!! *run away*
Mooncat: Take five what?
Cloudbunny: I hate this job.
Starpup: *enters* Hey, I got doughnuts for everyone! *looks around* Hey, where'd everyone go? o.0
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Cloudbunny: Yeah, I think that was a good chapter.
Starpup: HEY!! HOW COME I WASN'T IN IT??
Cloudbunny: Didn't you read the end of the chapter? You went to get doughnuts.
Starpup: Oh, yeah. *chews doughnuts*
Mooncat: TAKE FIVE WHAT???
Cloudbunny: Nothing.
Mooncat: WHAATTTT????
Inu-yasha: AW, DON'T CRY!
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Inu-yasha: We have a problem.
Starpup: We do?
Inu-yasha: Yes. Trinity is happy.
Mooncat: R-E-S-P-E-C-T! FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! HEY, HEY! OOOH, A LITTLE RESPECT-TAH!
Starpup: O_O;;;;;;;;; I see what you mean.
Cloudbunny: OKAY, FOLKS! THE SCENE'S STARING!
Kaede: Where's the script?
Cloudbunny: *gets out dictionary* Script. script. how do you spell that?
Kaede: o.0
Kagome: *dressed in Trinity's black-leather coat* YAY!! I'M TRINITY!!! And I got Inu-yasha all to my-
*Mooncat holds up her flamethrower stuffed with knives*
Kagome: Did I say I'm Trinity? No, I'm not Trinity. I. work. back. stage. T____T
Mooncat: ^_^ Good girl! *pat-pats Kagome's head*
Kagome: *anger vein* Grrrrrrr.
Cloudbunny: DUDES!! SCENE STARTS!!!
*weird green letters go down the screen*
*phone rings*
Trinity: POSSUMS!!
Morpheus: HELLO!!! This is not the Ladies of Insanity calling, this is something from the script!
Trinity: Script? What mean script?
Morpheus: .Okay, so there is no script. Do you have it?
Trinity: Have what?
Morpheus: IT!! THE BIG IT!! THE BIG, MYSTERIOUS IT!!!!!!
Trinity: .Cheese.
Morpheus: I will hunt you down and kill you.
Trinity: Well, I'd like to see you- *click* Did you hear that?
Morpheus: FOR CHRISTS SAKE, MOONCAT! I DON'T HAVE EFFING CAT-EARS!!!!
Trinity: Geeze! Saybatlo! *line goes dead*
Morpheus: A. UP YOURS!!! *slams down phone.
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Computer: Wake up, Neo.
Neo: *wakes up*
Computer: It's time. Follow the white rabbit.
Neo: HOLY SHIT, MY COMPUTER IS POSSESSED!!
Computer: Wha? No! Wait!
*Neo beats the shit out of the computer*
*doorbell rings*
Neo: *Opens door*
Random person: o.0 OMIGOSH, IT'S INU-YASHA!!!
Girl: INU-YASHA?? LEMME HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!
Neo: *Closes door*
*people start banging on door*
Neo: LET'S BE MATURE FOR ONCE!!!
People: BOOOO!! HISSSSSS!!!
Cloudbunny: Good people! Here's a bone! *throws bones at them*
People: ^_____________^ *walk away*
*doorbell rings*
Neo: *ssslllooowwwlly opens door*
Guy: Hey, man. You got what I'm looking for?
Neo: ^.^; Yeah *thinking* Thank you, lord! *pulls out book* *takes disk out of book*
*Neo hand the dude the disk*
Guy: You're my savior man.
Neo: Yeah. . Wait, what's my next line?
Guy: Um. I don't know. I'm just quoting form the movie.
Girl: Umm. Well, why don't you come to the club with us?
Neo: Sure!
Girl: YOU BAKA, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Neo: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BAKA!!! *beats the shit out of girl* *sees white rabbit tattoo on shoulder* White rabbit. Sure, I'll come.
Guy: 0.0 Um.
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At The Club.
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Neo: *walking around* Huh. Not so much fun. A little weird, actually.
Trinity: INU-KUN!!! *huggles him*
Neo: ^_________________^ Now it's fun.
Trinity: So, Inu-kun? What's up?
Neo: Eh, not much.
Cloudbunny: *whacks them with the script* HEY!! STICK TO THE STORY!!!
Neo: Right. *rubs his head* ;_;
Trinity: Right. *clears throat* Hello, Neo.
Neo: How do you know that name??
Trinity: Who doesn't? This movie is incredibly popular.
Neo: Good point.
Cloudbunny: SCRIPT!!! SCRIPT!!!
Trinity: She's staring to sound like our old manager.
Cloudbunny: I wonder why. _
Neo: -_-U Right. Who are you?
Trinity: My name is Trinity.
Neo: Really? I thought Trinity was a guy.
Trinity: *beats the shit out of Neo*
All: o.0
Cloudbunny: I didn't think she'd hurt him.
Neo: T_T Owwies. *faints*
Trinity: Clean-up on aisle three!!
Cloudbunny: Right. Take five, everybody!
All (except Mooncat): THANK YOU!!! *run away*
Mooncat: Take five what?
Cloudbunny: I hate this job.
Starpup: *enters* Hey, I got doughnuts for everyone! *looks around* Hey, where'd everyone go? o.0
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Cloudbunny: Yeah, I think that was a good chapter.
Starpup: HEY!! HOW COME I WASN'T IN IT??
Cloudbunny: Didn't you read the end of the chapter? You went to get doughnuts.
Starpup: Oh, yeah. *chews doughnuts*
Mooncat: TAKE FIVE WHAT???
Cloudbunny: Nothing.
Mooncat: WHAATTTT????