The Fellowship Discovers Fanfiction ~ Chapter 9!! By Cherry et Kiwi*
A/N: Anyone who has reviewed and gave an email address (either in an anonymous signature or in their profile) should be receiving an email from CherryKiwi05@hotmail.com if they haven't already. If we do not have access to your email address, feel free to email us on your own with your opinion to the upcoming questions. If you do not have email, please post your opinion in your review. Should we terminate this fanfic at Chapter 10 or a little later?? Should we write more? Perhaps a sequel??? We wants to know what you all think!! It will help us greatly in our decisions.
Disclaimer: We don't own Lord of the Rings dang it!! Although we wish and wish and wish for it, we shall ne'er get it. *sigh* Tolkien owns the stories, and the characters. Wait a second.what does he need all those hot guys for anyway??? Cherry and Kiwi contemplate. Yes, well we don't own Playstation although Cherry does own one. "Hey the Lord of the Rings game is cool! Legolas is the best!" quoth Cherry's brother Eric aka Erica. We do doubt his masculinity. Also, we do not own Burger Man, if there is a fast food chain/restaurant named that. Otherwise, he's ours, well, Kiwi's since she is married to 'Burger Man' as we call him, some character dude in the background of wheel of fortune the computer game, which we do not own either. ~*~*~
Aragorn is dying here! Not really, but this is a life or death situation. Get rid of his 'shrubbery' and uncover his lie to get beauty tips from charming prince Legolas or keep his little secret and feel horrible forever for lying to his friends and not getting those tips. Aragorn decides on something.
"Legolas, I will move my bag so that the shrubbery will not be in hearing distance. He threw the pack over to the hobbits for safekeeping. He threw it carelessly and poor Pippin was not paying attention and it hit him in the head, knocking him out. *'KO!' is heard like in the game from Playstation where you fight with all these nifty kicks and stuff.* The other hobbits, totally ignoring Pippin in his horrid state grab the bag and begin to open its many pockets trying to find food while Aragorn is talking to Legolas.
Hearing such noise they were making, Aragorn, being disturbed in this very important conversation, turns around to tell them to be quiet. He sees them going through the pockets. Merry was about to open the pocket that contained the 'shrubbery' *cough cough* and Aragorn ran and made a dive for his pack screaming with his knife in hand. The hobbits are very disturbed at this and back away slowly. Aragorn begins sobbing as Legolas comes over to his aid. Aragorn screamed and hugged his bag even closer.
"ARAGORN! You are going to kill the shrubbery, hugging it like that!" Legolas shouted. Aragorn whimpered and got up. He told the hobbits there was nothing of importance in the pack-except the shrubbery. Aragorn could obviously not hold any new beauty secrets in his head at the moment so Gandalf ordered the fellowship to continue on and leave Aragorn alone for a while. So the group continued walking along the purple gravel road.
After several hours of journeying, they were rather tired and decided it would be time to stop soon to get some food. To their luck and surprise, they saw a local fast food restaurant. It had a huge sign on a big pole and it said "Burger Man". Below that, were fill in letters saying "3 served". There was a nifty little separate drive through sign under all that saying it was 'QuikThru'. Gandalf figured out that it meant it was faster than going inside. They all walked down the drive through lane and stopped at the speaker.
"May I take yer order sir?" came the voice out of the speaker. Legolas became very alert hearing this strange voice with a southern accent and seeing no one around.
"Who said that?!" he said, cautiously. "May I just take yer order sir?" came the reply. "Where the heck are you?!?!?" Legolas shouted. "Gosh sir, what do ya want fer lunch? Just tell me fer God's sake!"
Gandalf stepped up to help with the situation.
"Yes, we would like 12 of your 30 pack cases." He said, considering the hobbits. "And 9 or so soft drinks."
"That would be 137.99 at the first window." Gandalf got out his money and the group proceeded to walk to the first window. The window opened and a teenage boy with severe acne problems (we mean very severe, like beyond hopeless) stuck his hand out to take the money. Gandalf handed it to him and the boy was about to give back some change when he held his hands (with the money in them) up to his nose and sneezed like no one has ever sneezed before. Gandalf, seeing that the money was now diseased, said bleakly "Keep the change." He looked at the fellowship like he was gonna throw up. The boy said to go to the next window to pick up their food.
As they reached the next window, it burst open.
"Here's yer food." Came an obviously annoyed voice. "Wait a second. Y'all aren't in a car. This is the DRIVE through. Not a WALK through. Ya can't pick up food unless yer in a car."
"Where can we get a car?" whispered Sam to Frodo.
"I don't know. What's a car anyway?" Frodo replied.
"Well, ya will just have to come inside and get it." The person said. So the fellowship walked around to the front door. Gandalf tried to push on the door but it wouldn't budge.
"It says 'pull'." Pippin stated. Gandalf gave and annoyed yes-I-know look to Pippin and pulled. The door still didn't open. Gandalf gave Pippin another of his looks.
They looked through the tinted windows of the building and they could see the person inside, behind the counter laughing very evilly. Gandalf beat on the door with his staff and used some magic to get it to open but that did not work.
Saruman had struck again.
***explained*** * Cherry et Kiwi~ Latin! 'et' means 'and' plain et simple. We just used that to add something new.
Please review!! Please tell us what you thought about the chapter and please email us what you think about the topic mentioned in the A/N at the beginning of this chapter!
Thanks to all our reviewers!!
A/N: Anyone who has reviewed and gave an email address (either in an anonymous signature or in their profile) should be receiving an email from CherryKiwi05@hotmail.com if they haven't already. If we do not have access to your email address, feel free to email us on your own with your opinion to the upcoming questions. If you do not have email, please post your opinion in your review. Should we terminate this fanfic at Chapter 10 or a little later?? Should we write more? Perhaps a sequel??? We wants to know what you all think!! It will help us greatly in our decisions.
Disclaimer: We don't own Lord of the Rings dang it!! Although we wish and wish and wish for it, we shall ne'er get it. *sigh* Tolkien owns the stories, and the characters. Wait a second.what does he need all those hot guys for anyway??? Cherry and Kiwi contemplate. Yes, well we don't own Playstation although Cherry does own one. "Hey the Lord of the Rings game is cool! Legolas is the best!" quoth Cherry's brother Eric aka Erica. We do doubt his masculinity. Also, we do not own Burger Man, if there is a fast food chain/restaurant named that. Otherwise, he's ours, well, Kiwi's since she is married to 'Burger Man' as we call him, some character dude in the background of wheel of fortune the computer game, which we do not own either. ~*~*~
Aragorn is dying here! Not really, but this is a life or death situation. Get rid of his 'shrubbery' and uncover his lie to get beauty tips from charming prince Legolas or keep his little secret and feel horrible forever for lying to his friends and not getting those tips. Aragorn decides on something.
"Legolas, I will move my bag so that the shrubbery will not be in hearing distance. He threw the pack over to the hobbits for safekeeping. He threw it carelessly and poor Pippin was not paying attention and it hit him in the head, knocking him out. *'KO!' is heard like in the game from Playstation where you fight with all these nifty kicks and stuff.* The other hobbits, totally ignoring Pippin in his horrid state grab the bag and begin to open its many pockets trying to find food while Aragorn is talking to Legolas.
Hearing such noise they were making, Aragorn, being disturbed in this very important conversation, turns around to tell them to be quiet. He sees them going through the pockets. Merry was about to open the pocket that contained the 'shrubbery' *cough cough* and Aragorn ran and made a dive for his pack screaming with his knife in hand. The hobbits are very disturbed at this and back away slowly. Aragorn begins sobbing as Legolas comes over to his aid. Aragorn screamed and hugged his bag even closer.
"ARAGORN! You are going to kill the shrubbery, hugging it like that!" Legolas shouted. Aragorn whimpered and got up. He told the hobbits there was nothing of importance in the pack-except the shrubbery. Aragorn could obviously not hold any new beauty secrets in his head at the moment so Gandalf ordered the fellowship to continue on and leave Aragorn alone for a while. So the group continued walking along the purple gravel road.
After several hours of journeying, they were rather tired and decided it would be time to stop soon to get some food. To their luck and surprise, they saw a local fast food restaurant. It had a huge sign on a big pole and it said "Burger Man". Below that, were fill in letters saying "3 served". There was a nifty little separate drive through sign under all that saying it was 'QuikThru'. Gandalf figured out that it meant it was faster than going inside. They all walked down the drive through lane and stopped at the speaker.
"May I take yer order sir?" came the voice out of the speaker. Legolas became very alert hearing this strange voice with a southern accent and seeing no one around.
"Who said that?!" he said, cautiously. "May I just take yer order sir?" came the reply. "Where the heck are you?!?!?" Legolas shouted. "Gosh sir, what do ya want fer lunch? Just tell me fer God's sake!"
Gandalf stepped up to help with the situation.
"Yes, we would like 12 of your 30 pack cases." He said, considering the hobbits. "And 9 or so soft drinks."
"That would be 137.99 at the first window." Gandalf got out his money and the group proceeded to walk to the first window. The window opened and a teenage boy with severe acne problems (we mean very severe, like beyond hopeless) stuck his hand out to take the money. Gandalf handed it to him and the boy was about to give back some change when he held his hands (with the money in them) up to his nose and sneezed like no one has ever sneezed before. Gandalf, seeing that the money was now diseased, said bleakly "Keep the change." He looked at the fellowship like he was gonna throw up. The boy said to go to the next window to pick up their food.
As they reached the next window, it burst open.
"Here's yer food." Came an obviously annoyed voice. "Wait a second. Y'all aren't in a car. This is the DRIVE through. Not a WALK through. Ya can't pick up food unless yer in a car."
"Where can we get a car?" whispered Sam to Frodo.
"I don't know. What's a car anyway?" Frodo replied.
"Well, ya will just have to come inside and get it." The person said. So the fellowship walked around to the front door. Gandalf tried to push on the door but it wouldn't budge.
"It says 'pull'." Pippin stated. Gandalf gave and annoyed yes-I-know look to Pippin and pulled. The door still didn't open. Gandalf gave Pippin another of his looks.
They looked through the tinted windows of the building and they could see the person inside, behind the counter laughing very evilly. Gandalf beat on the door with his staff and used some magic to get it to open but that did not work.
Saruman had struck again.
***explained*** * Cherry et Kiwi~ Latin! 'et' means 'and' plain et simple. We just used that to add something new.
Please review!! Please tell us what you thought about the chapter and please email us what you think about the topic mentioned in the A/N at the beginning of this chapter!
Thanks to all our reviewers!!