A/N: Here it is, the next chapter of Cursed Wakka Doll. Thank you for
reviewing, everyone! And special thanks to Haythem, who made me think and
go over all of your wonderful reviews! I am freshly inspired and ready to
make this a little longer!
**Quote of the Day** "The world I know is where I find my loved ones. If they no longer exist then neither does the world." - Shirou Kamui, X by CLAMP
Disclaimer: I like these things. They're actually kinda fun. I can do all sorts of thing with them. Like making lawyers appear! **Lawyers appear out of thin air** See? Now I can make them disappear! **Lawyers aren't disappearing** Oh . . . Well I don't own Final Fantasy X! **Lawyers disappear** See? I told you!
The Cursed Wakka Doll ~ by the Sephy-lover MoMo-ChAn
Chapter 12
Rin didn't understand anything anymore. He had been converted hadn't he? But now he wasn't converted anymore. He had his normal clothes back, though he still had Wakka sandals. No more stubble or gravity-defying red hair. He was regular Rin again. Which was somewhat comforting. But why was the airship being mean to him? Why wouldn't it let him get to Wakka and END the nightmare?
"This is an evil, evil airship," he muttered. "And I can't even sell anything."
Ah, Rin. Forever thinking of profit.
This was getting annoying. It seemed like months had passed when it was only the beginning of sunset! Rin's head was hurting! And Rin is GOD! He kept moving, ignoring the Yevonites and occasionally punching them when they got extra annoying. But then the airship halls began to twist around and Rin became dizzy. He sat down to steady his head when he looked up and saw a couple of Al Bhed Yevonites on the ceiling. This did NOT help Rin's head. Rin's head only hurt more and he wanted to cry and smash the red potion in the crystalline bottle with the winged cap onto the ground.
"This is torture," Rin muttered, right before the twisting halls lulled him to sleep.
***IN THE KITCHEN***
"Lemme go, ya? I didn't do nothing, ya!"
"Like hell you didn't," Auron said flatly, "You turned an entire crew of Al Bhed into zombie Yevonite versions of Wakka."
"How come everybody acts as if turning into me is a bad thing?" Wakka grumbled. Lulu gave him a pitying look. "I know it sounds bad Wakka," she said, "But . . . um . . ."
"See! You don't like me either! Jus' 'cause I kept holding out for Chappu!" Wakka cried then blew a raspberry at her. Lulu sighed.
Yuna, who had woken up, let out a snort and Tidus giggled. Yes, giggled. "Oh man," he said, "Where's a tape recorder when you need one?"
"I'll tell you Mr. Look-at-me-I'm-from-the-Zanarkand-Abes! It's up your-" Rikku was cut off by Jecht's hand.
"Ah-ah-ah. Now, that's not a nice thing to say! And here I thought you were a nice little girl . . .OUCH!" Jecht yelled.
Rikku had bitten his hand, getting angry because of his calling her a little girl. While Jecht was occupied by his bitten hand Rikku broke free and punched him with her Godhand. Jecht doubled over, not expecting a little girl (who was sixteen in the game and if it's been two years, then she's eighteen and NOT a little girl, but hey, that's just me) to hit him and for the hit to actually hurt. See male chauvinism always comes back to bite you in the butt.
"Ha! Not so little NOW am I?" Rikku said, her fists up like a boxer.
"OK," gasped Jecht, reclaiming air, "so your hits can hurt. But that doesn't mean anything. Not one little thing."
Tidus snickered, galvanizing his father into a rage.
"What are you laughing at, boy?"
"You getting beat up by a girl."
Jecht is a very vain man. I'm sure most of you got that when you played the game. Very vain and doesn't show emotions other than anger, pride, and embarrassment. And when the son whom he had though of as a weak, useless crybaby laughs at him, it's not a good thing.
"You wanna take this outside boy?"
Tidus scoffed, as if he could beat Jecht any day. Yuna decided to stop the fighting by hitting both men over the head with the Nirvana. They promptly stopped fighting, remembering Yuna's rage at Wakka.
"Hey, did you forget me?"
All eyes turned the Cursed Wakka Doll, who was hanging upside down by his leg. Auron was just watching everyone, standing motionless.
"Of course we didn't forget you, CWD!" Rikku exclaimed. "You're one of my best friends, you know?"
Lulu choked on the water she was drinking. "W-what?"
Wakka crowed. "Somebody does like me, ya!"
At that instant, Wakka's eyes turned black and an evil smirk crossed his face. "You guys are taking too long to feed me, ya?"
"Oh," said Tidus, "that's why we came down here. I had forgotten."
Jecht stared at Evil Wakka. "What the hell just happened? Why's he talkin' different?" Jecht went over to Evil Wakka and knocked on his head. "Hello? You OK in there?"
Evil Wakka grabbed his arm and twisted it behind Jecht's back. "Don't do that," he growled, "I am to be treated with respect, ya."
Jecht frowned and tried to break free, but Wakka's grip was too strong. Rikku, on the other hand, didn't like the way Evil Wakka acted and pounced on him. She bit his arm and as the Evil Wakka howled in pain he let go of Jecht. Lulu then shocked him into submission with Thundara. Everyone clapped for Lulu and Rikku's brave actions and Rikku bowed to the crowd.
"HEY!"
Then they remembered the doll. Auron was still holding the doll by the leg, smirking now; he tended to find things amusing when no one looked. The CWD on the other hand, was struggling in vain, trying to escape the unbreakable grip of Auron. Not even Rikku would attempt to break free.
Evil Wakka frowned. This doll was his greatest triumph. It would convert all into Yevonites and have everyone atone for their sins, especially now that the Al Bhed had introduced machina to everyone. He moved his limbs jerkily, for they were not functioning properly due to Lulu's Thundara. "Hey, let go of my doll, ya?"
Silence swept the room, and then it exploded in laughter. The sheer stupidity that sounded in that simple phrase struck the occupants as extremely funny. Of course, Evil Wakka didn't like that.
"Hey! It's mine! I need it to purge the world of Sin!"
"Hey buddy," Tidus said, "we already did that!"
Evil Wakka frowned. "You didn't do it the right way, ya? Didn't use the Final Aeon, did ya? It's 'cause of you, Spira's drenched in sin, ya?"
"What does it matter?" Auron replied, "Sin is gone forever. The people of Spira don't need to fear the return of Sin after a decade or less. Besides, your precious maesters didn't follow the teachings."
"Hey! Don't go offending the maesters, ya?"
Lulu snorted. "Please. You saw the machina. Bevelle temple was crawling with it! They even used machina to hold us at bay while they forced Yuna into marrying Seymour!"
Yuna shuddered. "Don't talk about that! I still have nightmares!" Tidus pulled her close in a loving embrace. It would have been sweet if the events of the day hadn't been so strange. But then again, it is Spira. When is anything not strange?
Jecht stretched and yawned. "I'm tired. Where can I go to sleep?"
Rikku raised her hand in the air and waved it. "Oh I know! Come with me, I'll take you to the sleeping quarters!" She grabbed Jecht's hand and dragged him out of the door. Howled the CWD, "What about me?"
"What about you?" Auron countered.
"I've been abused this whole time, ya?" the doll said. "I been insulted, cheated, stepped on, held upside down, and I don't get to do what I'm supposed to do!"
"You mean convert people against their will?"
"Of course!"
Lulu, Tidus and Yuna watched the exchange between Auron and the Cursed Wakka Doll. Evil Wakka, however, was eating whatever food he could without touching anything machina-related. Of course, that didn't make much sense seeing as he's on the airship, but he pleasantly cut that fact out of his mind. He also cut out the fact that he was eating Al Bhed food, but that apparently didn't matter.
"Lemme down, ya?"
"No."
Tidus said, "Where did Rikku take my old man?"
"Took him to the sleeping quarters."
"There are sleeping quarters on the airship?"
"Apparently," Yuna responded lightly, succumbing to sleepiness as well. "Let's try to find them, I'm tired too . . ."
Tidus is a man, regardless of other peoples' opinion. When a lady says she's tired and wants to go to bed, perverted thoughts run through a man's mind. But since this is a PG fic and I have not intention of indulging in the fantasies of Tidus, we'll just have him be tired as well. So stop thinking perverted thoughts, hentais!
"OK," Tidus said, yawning and stretching. Yuna took his hand and led him out of the kitchen, heading for the sleeping quarters. Lulu and Auron were again left with Wakka. The Cursed Wakka Doll had lost his spirit and now hung limp from Auron's unbreakable grip.
"So what do we do now?" Lulu asked.
"We might as well find Kimahri," Auron said, "I haven't seen him since Idiot pushed that button and we went to kick the blitzball at Wakka's head."
"That's right, ya? You kicked a blitzball at my head! You gotta repent!"
Auron looked at him, amused. "Oh do I?"
"Of course, ya! Yevon says we must always atone for our sins!"
"Then atone for hurting Rikku."
"But she's Al Bhed! She's a heathen, ya!"
Lulu snorted. "And as an Al Bhed, she could kick your ass any day!"
"Hey!" said Evil Wakka, "Leave my donkey out of it, ya."
Auron and Lulu looked at each other, as if to say, "Since when did Wakka own a donkey?" Auron sighed and turned the doll right side up. "All right, doll, where's our friend Kimahri? What did you do to him?"
"I didn't do nothing, ya! All I did was buy a potion to make Wakka's face blue from an Al Bhed Yevonite! I don't know what happened to that dumb Ronso!"
"Then you'll just have to help us look for him," Auron said, turning to the door in order to leave the room. Lulu followed until Evil Wakka shouted, "What am I supposed to do, ya?!"
Auron turned around and said, "You might as well clean up the kitchen. Isn't cleanliness part of being a Yevonite?"
Evil Wakka frowned, then nodded. "I guess you're right," he said, then proceeded to clean the kitchen. Seeing Wakka clean was a little funny, so Lulu snickered for a moment, then followed Auron. They would find Kimahri and enlist his help so they could end this nightmare. It could only take so long.
"So," said the CWD, "what are you gonna do with me when all this is over?"
"Shred you," Auron replied.
"Burn you," Lulu answered.
"So you're just gonna destroy me?"
"You catch on quick."
The CWD grumbled a foul word and Auron responded by shaking him. The CWD decided to be quiet and humble so as not to anger the man in red coat whom we worship. Lulu had her Onion Knight scouring the airship in order to find the blue Ronso that we love. The Knight returned and jumped into her arms, signifying that he had found the room where Kimahri was. As he pointed the way, Lulu and Auron rushed to find their friend and end the strangest adventure in . . . well actually, I bet someone else could think of something even stranger than converting everyone into Yevonites. Well, you guys know what I mean.
******TO BE CONTINUED******
A/N: Cruddy cheese. You guys I'm losing inspiration. OK, two more chapters and then I'll have to quit. Don't worry, I'll go out with a bang! It could be literally, but hey, you never know . . .
**Quote of the Day** "The world I know is where I find my loved ones. If they no longer exist then neither does the world." - Shirou Kamui, X by CLAMP
Disclaimer: I like these things. They're actually kinda fun. I can do all sorts of thing with them. Like making lawyers appear! **Lawyers appear out of thin air** See? Now I can make them disappear! **Lawyers aren't disappearing** Oh . . . Well I don't own Final Fantasy X! **Lawyers disappear** See? I told you!
The Cursed Wakka Doll ~ by the Sephy-lover MoMo-ChAn
Chapter 12
Rin didn't understand anything anymore. He had been converted hadn't he? But now he wasn't converted anymore. He had his normal clothes back, though he still had Wakka sandals. No more stubble or gravity-defying red hair. He was regular Rin again. Which was somewhat comforting. But why was the airship being mean to him? Why wouldn't it let him get to Wakka and END the nightmare?
"This is an evil, evil airship," he muttered. "And I can't even sell anything."
Ah, Rin. Forever thinking of profit.
This was getting annoying. It seemed like months had passed when it was only the beginning of sunset! Rin's head was hurting! And Rin is GOD! He kept moving, ignoring the Yevonites and occasionally punching them when they got extra annoying. But then the airship halls began to twist around and Rin became dizzy. He sat down to steady his head when he looked up and saw a couple of Al Bhed Yevonites on the ceiling. This did NOT help Rin's head. Rin's head only hurt more and he wanted to cry and smash the red potion in the crystalline bottle with the winged cap onto the ground.
"This is torture," Rin muttered, right before the twisting halls lulled him to sleep.
***IN THE KITCHEN***
"Lemme go, ya? I didn't do nothing, ya!"
"Like hell you didn't," Auron said flatly, "You turned an entire crew of Al Bhed into zombie Yevonite versions of Wakka."
"How come everybody acts as if turning into me is a bad thing?" Wakka grumbled. Lulu gave him a pitying look. "I know it sounds bad Wakka," she said, "But . . . um . . ."
"See! You don't like me either! Jus' 'cause I kept holding out for Chappu!" Wakka cried then blew a raspberry at her. Lulu sighed.
Yuna, who had woken up, let out a snort and Tidus giggled. Yes, giggled. "Oh man," he said, "Where's a tape recorder when you need one?"
"I'll tell you Mr. Look-at-me-I'm-from-the-Zanarkand-Abes! It's up your-" Rikku was cut off by Jecht's hand.
"Ah-ah-ah. Now, that's not a nice thing to say! And here I thought you were a nice little girl . . .OUCH!" Jecht yelled.
Rikku had bitten his hand, getting angry because of his calling her a little girl. While Jecht was occupied by his bitten hand Rikku broke free and punched him with her Godhand. Jecht doubled over, not expecting a little girl (who was sixteen in the game and if it's been two years, then she's eighteen and NOT a little girl, but hey, that's just me) to hit him and for the hit to actually hurt. See male chauvinism always comes back to bite you in the butt.
"Ha! Not so little NOW am I?" Rikku said, her fists up like a boxer.
"OK," gasped Jecht, reclaiming air, "so your hits can hurt. But that doesn't mean anything. Not one little thing."
Tidus snickered, galvanizing his father into a rage.
"What are you laughing at, boy?"
"You getting beat up by a girl."
Jecht is a very vain man. I'm sure most of you got that when you played the game. Very vain and doesn't show emotions other than anger, pride, and embarrassment. And when the son whom he had though of as a weak, useless crybaby laughs at him, it's not a good thing.
"You wanna take this outside boy?"
Tidus scoffed, as if he could beat Jecht any day. Yuna decided to stop the fighting by hitting both men over the head with the Nirvana. They promptly stopped fighting, remembering Yuna's rage at Wakka.
"Hey, did you forget me?"
All eyes turned the Cursed Wakka Doll, who was hanging upside down by his leg. Auron was just watching everyone, standing motionless.
"Of course we didn't forget you, CWD!" Rikku exclaimed. "You're one of my best friends, you know?"
Lulu choked on the water she was drinking. "W-what?"
Wakka crowed. "Somebody does like me, ya!"
At that instant, Wakka's eyes turned black and an evil smirk crossed his face. "You guys are taking too long to feed me, ya?"
"Oh," said Tidus, "that's why we came down here. I had forgotten."
Jecht stared at Evil Wakka. "What the hell just happened? Why's he talkin' different?" Jecht went over to Evil Wakka and knocked on his head. "Hello? You OK in there?"
Evil Wakka grabbed his arm and twisted it behind Jecht's back. "Don't do that," he growled, "I am to be treated with respect, ya."
Jecht frowned and tried to break free, but Wakka's grip was too strong. Rikku, on the other hand, didn't like the way Evil Wakka acted and pounced on him. She bit his arm and as the Evil Wakka howled in pain he let go of Jecht. Lulu then shocked him into submission with Thundara. Everyone clapped for Lulu and Rikku's brave actions and Rikku bowed to the crowd.
"HEY!"
Then they remembered the doll. Auron was still holding the doll by the leg, smirking now; he tended to find things amusing when no one looked. The CWD on the other hand, was struggling in vain, trying to escape the unbreakable grip of Auron. Not even Rikku would attempt to break free.
Evil Wakka frowned. This doll was his greatest triumph. It would convert all into Yevonites and have everyone atone for their sins, especially now that the Al Bhed had introduced machina to everyone. He moved his limbs jerkily, for they were not functioning properly due to Lulu's Thundara. "Hey, let go of my doll, ya?"
Silence swept the room, and then it exploded in laughter. The sheer stupidity that sounded in that simple phrase struck the occupants as extremely funny. Of course, Evil Wakka didn't like that.
"Hey! It's mine! I need it to purge the world of Sin!"
"Hey buddy," Tidus said, "we already did that!"
Evil Wakka frowned. "You didn't do it the right way, ya? Didn't use the Final Aeon, did ya? It's 'cause of you, Spira's drenched in sin, ya?"
"What does it matter?" Auron replied, "Sin is gone forever. The people of Spira don't need to fear the return of Sin after a decade or less. Besides, your precious maesters didn't follow the teachings."
"Hey! Don't go offending the maesters, ya?"
Lulu snorted. "Please. You saw the machina. Bevelle temple was crawling with it! They even used machina to hold us at bay while they forced Yuna into marrying Seymour!"
Yuna shuddered. "Don't talk about that! I still have nightmares!" Tidus pulled her close in a loving embrace. It would have been sweet if the events of the day hadn't been so strange. But then again, it is Spira. When is anything not strange?
Jecht stretched and yawned. "I'm tired. Where can I go to sleep?"
Rikku raised her hand in the air and waved it. "Oh I know! Come with me, I'll take you to the sleeping quarters!" She grabbed Jecht's hand and dragged him out of the door. Howled the CWD, "What about me?"
"What about you?" Auron countered.
"I've been abused this whole time, ya?" the doll said. "I been insulted, cheated, stepped on, held upside down, and I don't get to do what I'm supposed to do!"
"You mean convert people against their will?"
"Of course!"
Lulu, Tidus and Yuna watched the exchange between Auron and the Cursed Wakka Doll. Evil Wakka, however, was eating whatever food he could without touching anything machina-related. Of course, that didn't make much sense seeing as he's on the airship, but he pleasantly cut that fact out of his mind. He also cut out the fact that he was eating Al Bhed food, but that apparently didn't matter.
"Lemme down, ya?"
"No."
Tidus said, "Where did Rikku take my old man?"
"Took him to the sleeping quarters."
"There are sleeping quarters on the airship?"
"Apparently," Yuna responded lightly, succumbing to sleepiness as well. "Let's try to find them, I'm tired too . . ."
Tidus is a man, regardless of other peoples' opinion. When a lady says she's tired and wants to go to bed, perverted thoughts run through a man's mind. But since this is a PG fic and I have not intention of indulging in the fantasies of Tidus, we'll just have him be tired as well. So stop thinking perverted thoughts, hentais!
"OK," Tidus said, yawning and stretching. Yuna took his hand and led him out of the kitchen, heading for the sleeping quarters. Lulu and Auron were again left with Wakka. The Cursed Wakka Doll had lost his spirit and now hung limp from Auron's unbreakable grip.
"So what do we do now?" Lulu asked.
"We might as well find Kimahri," Auron said, "I haven't seen him since Idiot pushed that button and we went to kick the blitzball at Wakka's head."
"That's right, ya? You kicked a blitzball at my head! You gotta repent!"
Auron looked at him, amused. "Oh do I?"
"Of course, ya! Yevon says we must always atone for our sins!"
"Then atone for hurting Rikku."
"But she's Al Bhed! She's a heathen, ya!"
Lulu snorted. "And as an Al Bhed, she could kick your ass any day!"
"Hey!" said Evil Wakka, "Leave my donkey out of it, ya."
Auron and Lulu looked at each other, as if to say, "Since when did Wakka own a donkey?" Auron sighed and turned the doll right side up. "All right, doll, where's our friend Kimahri? What did you do to him?"
"I didn't do nothing, ya! All I did was buy a potion to make Wakka's face blue from an Al Bhed Yevonite! I don't know what happened to that dumb Ronso!"
"Then you'll just have to help us look for him," Auron said, turning to the door in order to leave the room. Lulu followed until Evil Wakka shouted, "What am I supposed to do, ya?!"
Auron turned around and said, "You might as well clean up the kitchen. Isn't cleanliness part of being a Yevonite?"
Evil Wakka frowned, then nodded. "I guess you're right," he said, then proceeded to clean the kitchen. Seeing Wakka clean was a little funny, so Lulu snickered for a moment, then followed Auron. They would find Kimahri and enlist his help so they could end this nightmare. It could only take so long.
"So," said the CWD, "what are you gonna do with me when all this is over?"
"Shred you," Auron replied.
"Burn you," Lulu answered.
"So you're just gonna destroy me?"
"You catch on quick."
The CWD grumbled a foul word and Auron responded by shaking him. The CWD decided to be quiet and humble so as not to anger the man in red coat whom we worship. Lulu had her Onion Knight scouring the airship in order to find the blue Ronso that we love. The Knight returned and jumped into her arms, signifying that he had found the room where Kimahri was. As he pointed the way, Lulu and Auron rushed to find their friend and end the strangest adventure in . . . well actually, I bet someone else could think of something even stranger than converting everyone into Yevonites. Well, you guys know what I mean.
******TO BE CONTINUED******
A/N: Cruddy cheese. You guys I'm losing inspiration. OK, two more chapters and then I'll have to quit. Don't worry, I'll go out with a bang! It could be literally, but hey, you never know . . .