Title: "Hey Journal: If Tomorrow Never Comes"
Disclaimer: I don't own them, if I did I'd live in a big mansion with all the ladies and rent the guys out to all the fans who want them out there.
Spoilers: Surprise Rating: I'll say PG-14 or so, best guess.
Summary: Kyle's thoughts after surprise.
Hey Journal,
Last night, technically earlier tonight, was Isabel Evan's birthday party. Anyway, she turned 18, and it seems I missed the real party which included her two timing Alex, her killing a Senator/Alien and her rescuing my Tess.
Wait, I just referred to her as mine. I got it bad, oh boy. I guess now I'm an alien love slave, huh? Tough job but somebody has just got to do he, er, it.
I've decided pretty much that the best way for Tess and me to stay together without the other's giving us any grief is to manipulate them all back together. Easier written than done. I'll see if Tess can help me, see if maybe my charisma can sway her heart.
Max is a bad influence on me, hell, they all are. Look at what I'm writing, I went from being the big man on campus and king of the jocks to being whipped. Not literally whipped though, at least not yet. Not that I'd totally obj. nevermind.
Who is reading this? This is my private journal, so I have to wonder who it is who'd be reading this. Hopefully not my dad, otherwise my ass would be grass. I don't think Tess would read it. Maybe my kids are, that'd be cool. Hey kids, your dad says hi. I also say don't do drugs and stay in school. I mean, don't do drugs. And DO stay in school. If you are my kids and reading this, first I ask, What are you doing in your dad's things? Put this down immediately and go to your room! Second off, I'm hoping your mom is Tess. Ugh, damn sappiness thanks to Max. Hey kids, if you see your Uncle Max and Aunt Liz staring longingly at each other, feel free to THROW something at them.
Okay, where was I before I went off on a few tangents? Oh, I want to get the couples back together. They all obviously want to be together, I mean, duh. A referee could even see that, and they're blind as hell. I think I'll work in order of Alex and Isabel, then Max and Liz and finally Michael and Maria. The heat between Michael and Maria might pop before I get to them, which means my job will be done before I start. If you had told me awhile ago I'd be helping this bunch I would have asked what drugs you were on. And if Max was your dealer.
Also, after a little incident last night I think it's best that Tess and I keep our relationship a secret. I can't decide if I was testing the waters or being a moron when I made the comment about not taking orders unless Tess was doing me. Michael took just a little bit of offense to that. Isabel's mom also didn't seem to like it, but at least that wasn't as bad as what happened to Alex.
Oh, Alex decided to strip for Isabel's party. No one told him that Isabel's mom would be there though. I must say, that's the funniest thing I'd ever seen and the most disturbing. I had to ask him later just how far he was going to strip if her mom hadn't been there. His reply will be the source of nightmares, as he said, "I'll tell you this, I was wearing a thong." As if seeing his nipple wasn't bad enough.
I don't think he knows about Isabel and Grant, I wouldn't know but Tess told me he'd called her and I'd overheard other snippets about what was going on. I'm also pretty sure that Max and Michael will, or have, put a stop to Grant. Which is good, I might have picked on Whitman a lot, but he's a pretty cool guy. Having recently fallen into the whipped male trap, I can appreciate the lengths he's willing to go now.
I think she'll tell him about it, and he'll forgive her but be hurt. But he's in love so deep she could do almost anything to him and he'd still come back to her. Love's great and pathetic like that I guess. I've noticed it in the entire group. She loves him back too, she just doesn't know it yet. That's a first, the guy knowing he's in love before the girl, and admitting it.
I have a little plan for tonight to get them together. I figure that the whole Grant thing means nothing really, so whether she tells him now or later it doesn't matter. So I'll get them together first. And I have an excellent way to do it. I'll detail my plan, and if it worked, in my next journal entry.
I'm writing all this while Tess is asleep in my room, I go check in on her every few minutes. She got hurt pretty bad but they healed her up, but I still just feel the need to check on her and to watch her sleeping. I walked in and stroked her hair as she's asleep, I'm not so sad now about softening up. She's worth it to me, to see that sweet and innocent smile on her face as she's sleeping. I can't help noticing she also looks very good in my jersey.
I hear a song in my head as I watch her, "If Tomorrow Never Comes", Garth Brooks sings it. After what happened tonight, I think I'll be sure to let Tess know how I feel. None of us are truly safe now, and stupid me, this is about the best time of my life. Maybe I should serenade Tess with that song.
In the morning I'll have to see if she'll aide me in my plan, what I'll call "Operation Horizon" (I want to sound cool, maybe even have codenames). With any luck when my plan is completed, Alex and Isabel will be back together. Then I can get them to help me with my most important plan.
One of the things I've learned about Tess is that she's never had a birthday party, Nasedo didn't believe in them. Well, I'm going to change all of that. I'm going to see that she has a great birthday party, I'll already know what presents I'll give her. I'll officially give her the jersey, since she's already living in it, and I think I'll wrap a bow around myself too. I don't think that'd be too forward of me.
Oh, and one more thing, I think I'll hold off on the whole Michael anal probe thing until after I know he won't kill me for sleeping with his sister.
Until later my Journal, Kids, Spies or Snoops.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, if I did I'd live in a big mansion with all the ladies and rent the guys out to all the fans who want them out there.
Spoilers: Surprise Rating: I'll say PG-14 or so, best guess.
Summary: Kyle's thoughts after surprise.
Hey Journal,
Last night, technically earlier tonight, was Isabel Evan's birthday party. Anyway, she turned 18, and it seems I missed the real party which included her two timing Alex, her killing a Senator/Alien and her rescuing my Tess.
Wait, I just referred to her as mine. I got it bad, oh boy. I guess now I'm an alien love slave, huh? Tough job but somebody has just got to do he, er, it.
I've decided pretty much that the best way for Tess and me to stay together without the other's giving us any grief is to manipulate them all back together. Easier written than done. I'll see if Tess can help me, see if maybe my charisma can sway her heart.
Max is a bad influence on me, hell, they all are. Look at what I'm writing, I went from being the big man on campus and king of the jocks to being whipped. Not literally whipped though, at least not yet. Not that I'd totally obj. nevermind.
Who is reading this? This is my private journal, so I have to wonder who it is who'd be reading this. Hopefully not my dad, otherwise my ass would be grass. I don't think Tess would read it. Maybe my kids are, that'd be cool. Hey kids, your dad says hi. I also say don't do drugs and stay in school. I mean, don't do drugs. And DO stay in school. If you are my kids and reading this, first I ask, What are you doing in your dad's things? Put this down immediately and go to your room! Second off, I'm hoping your mom is Tess. Ugh, damn sappiness thanks to Max. Hey kids, if you see your Uncle Max and Aunt Liz staring longingly at each other, feel free to THROW something at them.
Okay, where was I before I went off on a few tangents? Oh, I want to get the couples back together. They all obviously want to be together, I mean, duh. A referee could even see that, and they're blind as hell. I think I'll work in order of Alex and Isabel, then Max and Liz and finally Michael and Maria. The heat between Michael and Maria might pop before I get to them, which means my job will be done before I start. If you had told me awhile ago I'd be helping this bunch I would have asked what drugs you were on. And if Max was your dealer.
Also, after a little incident last night I think it's best that Tess and I keep our relationship a secret. I can't decide if I was testing the waters or being a moron when I made the comment about not taking orders unless Tess was doing me. Michael took just a little bit of offense to that. Isabel's mom also didn't seem to like it, but at least that wasn't as bad as what happened to Alex.
Oh, Alex decided to strip for Isabel's party. No one told him that Isabel's mom would be there though. I must say, that's the funniest thing I'd ever seen and the most disturbing. I had to ask him later just how far he was going to strip if her mom hadn't been there. His reply will be the source of nightmares, as he said, "I'll tell you this, I was wearing a thong." As if seeing his nipple wasn't bad enough.
I don't think he knows about Isabel and Grant, I wouldn't know but Tess told me he'd called her and I'd overheard other snippets about what was going on. I'm also pretty sure that Max and Michael will, or have, put a stop to Grant. Which is good, I might have picked on Whitman a lot, but he's a pretty cool guy. Having recently fallen into the whipped male trap, I can appreciate the lengths he's willing to go now.
I think she'll tell him about it, and he'll forgive her but be hurt. But he's in love so deep she could do almost anything to him and he'd still come back to her. Love's great and pathetic like that I guess. I've noticed it in the entire group. She loves him back too, she just doesn't know it yet. That's a first, the guy knowing he's in love before the girl, and admitting it.
I have a little plan for tonight to get them together. I figure that the whole Grant thing means nothing really, so whether she tells him now or later it doesn't matter. So I'll get them together first. And I have an excellent way to do it. I'll detail my plan, and if it worked, in my next journal entry.
I'm writing all this while Tess is asleep in my room, I go check in on her every few minutes. She got hurt pretty bad but they healed her up, but I still just feel the need to check on her and to watch her sleeping. I walked in and stroked her hair as she's asleep, I'm not so sad now about softening up. She's worth it to me, to see that sweet and innocent smile on her face as she's sleeping. I can't help noticing she also looks very good in my jersey.
I hear a song in my head as I watch her, "If Tomorrow Never Comes", Garth Brooks sings it. After what happened tonight, I think I'll be sure to let Tess know how I feel. None of us are truly safe now, and stupid me, this is about the best time of my life. Maybe I should serenade Tess with that song.
In the morning I'll have to see if she'll aide me in my plan, what I'll call "Operation Horizon" (I want to sound cool, maybe even have codenames). With any luck when my plan is completed, Alex and Isabel will be back together. Then I can get them to help me with my most important plan.
One of the things I've learned about Tess is that she's never had a birthday party, Nasedo didn't believe in them. Well, I'm going to change all of that. I'm going to see that she has a great birthday party, I'll already know what presents I'll give her. I'll officially give her the jersey, since she's already living in it, and I think I'll wrap a bow around myself too. I don't think that'd be too forward of me.
Oh, and one more thing, I think I'll hold off on the whole Michael anal probe thing until after I know he won't kill me for sleeping with his sister.
Until later my Journal, Kids, Spies or Snoops.