Chapter 2: 1 Fish, 2 Fish....
Stupid orcs!
I mean, I never had anything against orcs! No, they were very usefull and all that---stupid as heck, but usefull. But I'm thinking, i might have to reconsider my opinion of them. Why, you ask? Because I'm on the bottom of the frigging Anduin!! how did i get here you ask? Well I will gladly tell you! So there i was, hanging on to the matt of straw Mr. King of Gondor and Arnor calls his hair, when his little party gets attacked by orcs. And what does the idiot do?? He puts on the stupid Ring! How dumb can you get?? And to top it all off, he jump in the river. The Ring of course is not stupid, so it glides off his stupid finger. I go after it of course. Heck, I'm not gonna stay with Isi while he gets shot.
And so i am here, soaked and slowly moulding. Some fish tried to EAT me! Well, at least I'm with my Ring...my precioussss...
Stupid orcs!
I mean, I never had anything against orcs! No, they were very usefull and all that---stupid as heck, but usefull. But I'm thinking, i might have to reconsider my opinion of them. Why, you ask? Because I'm on the bottom of the frigging Anduin!! how did i get here you ask? Well I will gladly tell you! So there i was, hanging on to the matt of straw Mr. King of Gondor and Arnor calls his hair, when his little party gets attacked by orcs. And what does the idiot do?? He puts on the stupid Ring! How dumb can you get?? And to top it all off, he jump in the river. The Ring of course is not stupid, so it glides off his stupid finger. I go after it of course. Heck, I'm not gonna stay with Isi while he gets shot.
And so i am here, soaked and slowly moulding. Some fish tried to EAT me! Well, at least I'm with my Ring...my precioussss...