Well the explanation for this fic is that my friend and I were having a
sugar rush and unfortunately Inuyasha was the target of our evil sugar
induced torture.
Disclaimer: You think they're mine? You got serious issues pal.
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Inuyasha grumbled as he hauled himself out of the well. Kagome hadn't seen the feudal age in over two weeks and Inuyasha was starting to get seriously pissed.
"I can't believe that bitch has left for so long." He grumbled again as he slammed the door to the dry well open. He blinked as he saw that the whole shrine was up to its' neck in snow. And Kagome was bundled up and standing in the middle of it all looking at the stars. Inuyasha blinked before blushing, Kagome looked so pretty... He shook his head. 'Badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts...' he stomped out of the small shack, trying to ignore the fact that his feet felt like they were about to fall off from the cold.
He grabbed Kagomes' shoulder and whipped her around so that she faced him.
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!!" Inuyasha said, (man does he have a way with words).
"Am I not allowed to take a break during Christmas?" Kagome said reasonably.
"OF COURSE NO... Kagome, what's that?" He asked pointing in the direction of a... lamp post?
"It's a lamp post Inuyasha, what you've never seen a lamp post?"
"No..." Inuyasha sniffed, poked, prodded, nuzzled and listened (yes listened) to the lamp post. Inuyasha then went to lick it to see what it tasted like.
"Inuyasha, I don't think that's a good idea."
"And why not?"
"Well it's the middle of winter and the post is metal and..."
"I'll show you!" Then Inuyasha licked the post and... Got his tongue stuck.
"...you might get your tongue stuck."
"WHY DIN'T OU 'ELL EE AOUT IS ENCH!!!"* Inuyasha, of course, stayed come cool and collected.
"FINE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HELP YOU!!! I WON'T" Kagome then walked away.
"OME ACK ERE ENCH!!!!"* I'll give you three guesses as to who that is.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!"
"ITE EE!!"* This is never a good idea for anyone to say to someone who has ultimate power over them.
"OSUWARI!!!!"
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Sota, Kagomes' mom and Kagomes' grandpa looked up from their meal as a girlish scream ripped through the air.
"It looks like Kagomes' friend with the cute ears is back. I'll go get the medicine kit."
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*Why didn't you tell me about this wench!!! *Come back her wench!! *Bite me!!
Well if this works out then YAY!! I get to tell my friend that people liked our fic! If not, then damn.
Disclaimer: You think they're mine? You got serious issues pal.
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Inuyasha grumbled as he hauled himself out of the well. Kagome hadn't seen the feudal age in over two weeks and Inuyasha was starting to get seriously pissed.
"I can't believe that bitch has left for so long." He grumbled again as he slammed the door to the dry well open. He blinked as he saw that the whole shrine was up to its' neck in snow. And Kagome was bundled up and standing in the middle of it all looking at the stars. Inuyasha blinked before blushing, Kagome looked so pretty... He shook his head. 'Badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts...' he stomped out of the small shack, trying to ignore the fact that his feet felt like they were about to fall off from the cold.
He grabbed Kagomes' shoulder and whipped her around so that she faced him.
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!!" Inuyasha said, (man does he have a way with words).
"Am I not allowed to take a break during Christmas?" Kagome said reasonably.
"OF COURSE NO... Kagome, what's that?" He asked pointing in the direction of a... lamp post?
"It's a lamp post Inuyasha, what you've never seen a lamp post?"
"No..." Inuyasha sniffed, poked, prodded, nuzzled and listened (yes listened) to the lamp post. Inuyasha then went to lick it to see what it tasted like.
"Inuyasha, I don't think that's a good idea."
"And why not?"
"Well it's the middle of winter and the post is metal and..."
"I'll show you!" Then Inuyasha licked the post and... Got his tongue stuck.
"...you might get your tongue stuck."
"WHY DIN'T OU 'ELL EE AOUT IS ENCH!!!"* Inuyasha, of course, stayed come cool and collected.
"FINE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HELP YOU!!! I WON'T" Kagome then walked away.
"OME ACK ERE ENCH!!!!"* I'll give you three guesses as to who that is.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!"
"ITE EE!!"* This is never a good idea for anyone to say to someone who has ultimate power over them.
"OSUWARI!!!!"
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Sota, Kagomes' mom and Kagomes' grandpa looked up from their meal as a girlish scream ripped through the air.
"It looks like Kagomes' friend with the cute ears is back. I'll go get the medicine kit."
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*Why didn't you tell me about this wench!!! *Come back her wench!! *Bite me!!
Well if this works out then YAY!! I get to tell my friend that people liked our fic! If not, then damn.