Swiss Cheese Angel: "Hi and welcome to the latest chapter in Two Minute Noodles!!!"

Swiss Cheese Demon: "Our authoress Maya is in a BAD mood today."

Swiss Cheese Angel: "Too much caffeine..."

Bang X_X

Swiss Cheese Demon: Hahah now I can be the leading Yami. HAHAHAHAHAH bang X_X

Grumpy Maya: Thank you anyways I don't own yu-gi-oh, sob...

Goes off and cries in corner...

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As they both leaned closer and closer to each other (Lets just pretend that Yugis a little bit taller shall we.)

All sound in the park seemed to stop, blue eyes met purple and then...

CRASH!!! The intimate moment was stopped as Tristan fell out of the willow tree, straight into the ornamental bonsai exhibit.

"Tristan you idiot!" Joey shouted, "It was just about to get to the good part." "Why did ya have to go and spoil it by falling out of the, oh umm uh sorry we would have told you we were here but you were umm sort of busy..."

Both Tea and Yugi jumped apart from each other as if they'd been stung.

Why didn't you tell me that Joey and Tristan were watching?

Well what would you have done if I had?

Ummmm well something!

And that something is?

Something!!!

Anyway why would I wreck a good show?

What you mean you were watching to! Can't a person get ANY privacy around here?

We're in the same body.

Still

"Hey Yugi"

"Yeah what?"

"I was just wondering, if you and Tea weren't too busy..."

"Yeah"

"Have you figured out what we're going to make for our assignment yet?"

"Uhh..."

"Yeah what have you got?"

"Umm well we were kinda... ummm busy. Uhh"

"And"

"We've still got no idea."

Everyone sweat drops...

"Well I still think we should make Two Minute Noodles!!!!!" said Tristan. "I mean its original, great tasting..."

*Swiss Cheese Angel gets up and presses fast forward button, *

"So I think we should make Two Minute Noodles!!!"

Joey looks at the time," Wow its almost five o'clock" "That went really fast, just like someone fast forwarded it or something!!!"

"What already!" said Tea "My parents are expecting me home in half an hour, I've got to get back! So umm see you round Yugi..."

Tea rushes off.

"Hahahah Yugi looks like you've got yourself a girlfriend!!!"

"Shut up..."

"So what are we really going to make?" Asked Joey

"Umm well ummm"

"I wish Tea was here, she always knows what to do," said Yugi.

"Hahahah, your GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Tea is NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!"

"Then why were you kissing?"

"We didn't kiss thanks to you two!!!!!!"

"Uh yeah, I forgot..." Joey said showing yet another example of the words "Dumb Blonde."

"Well yeah I got to go," said Tristan "And I still think we should make...

"Two Minute Noodles!"

"We heard you the first time!!!"

And meanwhile at the mall,

"Get him girls"

"Don't let him get away!!!"

"Launching apron bombs"

"FIRE!!!!!!!"

Something very interesting was happening to Seto Kaiba...

"Thank you for this!!!!! Sorry I took a long while to get this chapter out but I have Exams and Writers Block!!!

The two most evil things in the world!!!! I'm off sick today which should explain any strange parts of this story and.

PLEASE REVEIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.k. and thank you to everyone who reviewed!!!!!! Don't worry I will spend much more time spell checking this time!!!!

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