LOL. I'm sorry...but LOL. This episodes deserves the return of GUTB's Abridged Script:
Hayase: "I just did Shinji. Huh. Heel goes on, heel comes off. Heel goes on, heel comes off..."
[She does the Homer Simpson giggle]
Shinji: "...oh man..."
Parents: "Sorry that our daughter keeps going unconcious..."
Narumi: "That's okay. Hmm...what happened to Akane? And what the hell is that sound? Am I finally going insane?"
Narrator: "No. The composer's keyboard broke and they lost all the MIDI patches so in a panic one of the studio guys ran down the street and picked up a used starter keyboard for 2000-yen from a pawn shop. This was the closest they could get it to sound kind of like a piano."
Hayase: "Hey. Why did you get involved?"
Shinji: "I'm your friend, do you think I was going to let some stranger go down on you? Friends come first! ...Heh, there's an erotic joke in there..."
Hayase: "Tell Takayuki for me? I can't go back and I want to see you two fight...that would be cool."
Motoko: "There's no brain damage. It's probably the shock of having being exposed to the real world. I recommend making sure she doesn't experience anything from the real world again.
Akane: "It's all my fault. I said bad things about you and Mitsuki-senpai and even my sister. You're really kind. I'm the worst. From now on I'll support my sister with my own strength."
Narumi: "Akane-chan....?"
Akane: "Mmm? Ah! Sorry...my involvment in the story pretty much ends here so I have to reconcile my years of bitterness in the space of a few minutes...but what can you do? Ja ne!"
Narumi: [strikes palm with fist] "Ah!! That reminds me -- I'm going to be late for the next Mitsuki plot event! Gotta hurry home! *hack hack*"
Hayase: "Super depressed."
Shinji: "Here, since your shoes are ruined, I went out and picked up a pair of new ones for you!"
Hayase: "....I go down on you and all I get are a pair of lousy SHOES?! Bah, I'm going back to the man who hasn't given me a thing in over 3 years except insecurity, heartbreak and a taste for alcohol -- see you later loser-kun! AND YOU STILL OWE ME A FIGHT WITH TAKAYUKI, YOU HEAR?!"
Narumi: "Sorry I'm late...!"
Ishida: "No, no, you made it just in time. I'll activate the next plot advancment, you just go home and get ready, okay?"
Narumi: "Thanks...you're the best supporting character in this show."
Ishida: "I know. Now, get moving! And don't forget: we're getting ready for the grand finale, don't screw this up!"
Narumi: [rolls eyes] "Yes, mom. Okay, I need to do really, really sick. I'll just go back to my apartment and collapse on the floor like so..."
Hayase: "I'm back!"
Ishida: "Good work. I sent Narumi back for the next plot scene. *sigh* These rapid-fire plot advancments are getting tiresome -- I'm the one who should be drinking and getting laid!"
Hayase: [giggles] "So we're a 'go' for the next scene?"
Ishida: "Yeah, yeah, go knock 'em dead, kiddo."
Narumi: "While in the grip of a high fever, I suddenly remember how much I care about Mitsuki. Funny how you forget about women who love and do everything for you right when they need you the most. *ha ha* It's a guy thing -- right guys?"
Hayase: "OMG, Takayuki is obviously Very Ill! What's going to happen...to us? Find out next week! Same time, same channel."
Hayase: "I just did Shinji. Huh. Heel goes on, heel comes off. Heel goes on, heel comes off..."
[She does the Homer Simpson giggle]
Shinji: "...oh man..."
Parents: "Sorry that our daughter keeps going unconcious..."
Narumi: "That's okay. Hmm...what happened to Akane? And what the hell is that sound? Am I finally going insane?"
Narrator: "No. The composer's keyboard broke and they lost all the MIDI patches so in a panic one of the studio guys ran down the street and picked up a used starter keyboard for 2000-yen from a pawn shop. This was the closest they could get it to sound kind of like a piano."
Hayase: "Hey. Why did you get involved?"
Shinji: "I'm your friend, do you think I was going to let some stranger go down on you? Friends come first! ...Heh, there's an erotic joke in there..."
Hayase: "Tell Takayuki for me? I can't go back and I want to see you two fight...that would be cool."
Motoko: "There's no brain damage. It's probably the shock of having being exposed to the real world. I recommend making sure she doesn't experience anything from the real world again.
Akane: "It's all my fault. I said bad things about you and Mitsuki-senpai and even my sister. You're really kind. I'm the worst. From now on I'll support my sister with my own strength."
Narumi: "Akane-chan....?"
Akane: "Mmm? Ah! Sorry...my involvment in the story pretty much ends here so I have to reconcile my years of bitterness in the space of a few minutes...but what can you do? Ja ne!"
Narumi: [strikes palm with fist] "Ah!! That reminds me -- I'm going to be late for the next Mitsuki plot event! Gotta hurry home! *hack hack*"
Hayase: "Super depressed."
Shinji: "Here, since your shoes are ruined, I went out and picked up a pair of new ones for you!"
Hayase: "....I go down on you and all I get are a pair of lousy SHOES?! Bah, I'm going back to the man who hasn't given me a thing in over 3 years except insecurity, heartbreak and a taste for alcohol -- see you later loser-kun! AND YOU STILL OWE ME A FIGHT WITH TAKAYUKI, YOU HEAR?!"
Narumi: "Sorry I'm late...!"
Ishida: "No, no, you made it just in time. I'll activate the next plot advancment, you just go home and get ready, okay?"
Narumi: "Thanks...you're the best supporting character in this show."
Ishida: "I know. Now, get moving! And don't forget: we're getting ready for the grand finale, don't screw this up!"
Narumi: [rolls eyes] "Yes, mom. Okay, I need to do really, really sick. I'll just go back to my apartment and collapse on the floor like so..."
Hayase: "I'm back!"
Ishida: "Good work. I sent Narumi back for the next plot scene. *sigh* These rapid-fire plot advancments are getting tiresome -- I'm the one who should be drinking and getting laid!"
Hayase: [giggles] "So we're a 'go' for the next scene?"
Ishida: "Yeah, yeah, go knock 'em dead, kiddo."
Narumi: "While in the grip of a high fever, I suddenly remember how much I care about Mitsuki. Funny how you forget about women who love and do everything for you right when they need you the most. *ha ha* It's a guy thing -- right guys?"
Hayase: "OMG, Takayuki is obviously Very Ill! What's going to happen...to us? Find out next week! Same time, same channel."