The Hellitubbies
Disclaimer: I own everything except the frikkin' tellitububbies and never will.
Narrator (in the voice of Arnold Schnegger): One day in Hellitubby land. Oh, here they come!
(tellitubies song, except in metal rock!)
Narrator: Stinkle Winkle
The blue one: Stinkle Twinkle!
Narrator: Dickshit
The green one: Dickshit!
Narrator: Loo-Lah
The yellow one: Loo-Lah!
Narrator: Poo
The red one: Poo!
(The hellitubbies look like the tellibubbies, except with sharp teeth, red eyes, and each hellitubby has a different object. Stinkle Twinkle has a chain saw. Dickshit has a sledgehammer, Loo-Lah has a shotgun, and Poo has a machine gun.)
The moon, with an 80-year-old man on it, looks down on the hellitubbies.
Narrator: Today was the day the hellitubbies finally finished their transporty thing, and slaughter those fat, moronic, and ugly tellitubbies they've hated so much.
Stinkle Winkle: Today is the day we've finish making the transporty thing, and slaughter those fat, moronic, and ugly tellitubbies that gave a bad name to the inhabitants of the planet Sofa.
Okay, so it wasn't really funny, but hey it's the first chapter! I promise that I make it funnier next chapter, all right? So, get off my back, The Lump has spoken!