The Heletubies
"Ladies First…"
Disclaimer: (Read the last chapter, for I am to lazy as of to write a disclaimer nobody will ever like in a billion years)
Narrator: Day 2 in Heletubby Land. The Heletubbies have just finished the tranporty thing to go and destroy the Teletubbies.
Poo: Uh oh! Only one of us can go in at a time!
All together: Uh oh!
Stinkle Winkle: I say we go on a vote.
2 seconds later…
Stinkle Winkle: *Stupid Dickshit, Stupid Loo-Lah, Stupid Poop*
Poo: It's pronounced Poo, ya purple bastard!
Stinke Winkle: *How did that retard no what I'm thinking about?*
Poo: It's spelled "know", and I can read minds remember?
Dickshit: (looks at script) Actually, it doesn't say that in here. (points at script)
Poo gives a death glare to The Lump.
The Lump: What?
Poo: Oh well, lets not keep readers on the suspense.
Stinkle Winkle goes into the transporter thingy and disappers.
Loo-Lah: No! Stinkle Winkle died and I never told him how I felt!
Dickshit: He only went somewhere far away, you ugly, yellow, fat alien!
Loo-Lah: Hey! Lah-Lah isn't that fat!
Dickshit: Never mind!
Meanwhile…
Stinkle Winkle: Know where are the Fatitubies?
(Teletubby)narrator: One day in Teletubby Land.
Lah-Lah: (pops out of the hole and stares a Stinkle Winkle) Eh-oh! (throws her ball at him)
The pink ball grows larger and starts to follow Stinkle Winkle.
Stinkle Winkle: Aw crap! (runs away from the ball)
The ball opens up and swallows him.
Stinkle Winkle: Shit!(pulls out chain saw and pops the ball)
Lah-Lah: Eh-oh! Time for Tubby-Toast!
Tubby-Toast appear from no where and throw themselves at Stinkle Winkle.
Stinkle Winkle: Ha-Ha! (cuts up the toast as it comes at him)
The Lump: Hello there children. I am here to tell you the we will not show you the part Stinkle Winkle cuts up all the toast and then jump at Lah-Lah and slices her to shreds. However, you can buy the scene from my cousin's friend's daughter's boyfriend's father's father's son's brother's brother, which is me! And you can buy it for $17.95, so it is either buy or die! Call at 1-800-you-wish, that's 1-800-you-wish! Now we bring you back to you show!
Stinkle Winkle: (covered in blood)Now how do I get back to Heletubby Land…OH CRUD! There is no way back!
In Heletubby land…
Dickshit:…Well you parent's are just as ugly!
Loo-Lah: (gasps) You take that back!
Stinkle Winkle: (Through the radio, who knew they had one!)Help!
Dickshit: What's wrong Stinkle Winkle?
Stinkle Winkle: I am out numbered 3 to 1, I need some he…ARGHHHHH! STOP! THE PAIN! OHHHHHHHHH…(static)
Everyone: NOOOOOO!
The Lump: Eh-oh! Looks like the Teletubbies are even now!
Stinkle Winkle: Hey! Why did you kill me off the fic!
The Lump: Because I hate your guts and you are fat and stupid.
Stinkle Winkle: That's it pal! You are going to die!
Stinkle Winkle all of a studden dies and falls to the ground clutching his butt.
The Lump: (With a pad with 4 buttons in his hands)Ha! Thanks to my brilliant mind, I have put a tiny robot on every Heletubbies butt! And with a push of a button, it creates a butt rash painful enough to kill anyone! And the cool part is that all I have a 2nd of this pad in my secret lab with a password that is "Teletubbies suck" MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Teletubbies: (Over heard everything I had said)MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!