*notes: I had this story posted before, but I did the newbie mistake of posting all chapters in one go so the fics didn't get much attention. Well, it got bad attention. I accept NO flames, thank you. I don't care if those story offends you, it's meant to be politically incorrect in future chapters. And to the Nidoking fan... we'll see about the future ;). Sorry bub, but if I had known you back then, the circumstances would have been different.
This was originally written when I was 15, spring of 2000.
ESCAPE FROM JYNX
By Katelyn, aka Iveechan :)
"Hey, boys, I got a new friend for you!" said Jynx. She was wearing black Tauros leather, and a spiked collar, complete with matching black high heels with spurs. She had a Mr. Mime she had captured in a fishing net with her. He was going to be the new addition to her collection of male Pokemon she keeps in her dungeon, in the bowels of her massive ice palace.
"All hope is lost," an Electabuzz said quietly. He was in shackles and chains, against a far wall of the dungeon. Accompanying him was a Magmar and a Machoke, also in chains.
"Silence, prisoner!" Jynx hissed, lashing out her whip. After tying up Mr. Mime, Jynx walked back up the cobblestone stairs that lead out of the dungeon.
"Be back later, boys," she winked, "I just need one more before the fun begins!" Then she left.
Mr. Mime snickered. "I'm lucky!" he said.
"How can you possibly be lucky!" Electabuzz said in disbelief, "When that witch returns, who knows what will happen to us!"
"I'm a Psychic-Type!" said Mr. Mime, "I can just teleport away!" and with a flash, he was gone.
"God, I'm freezing!" said Machoke.
"I'm not," Magmar and Electabuzz said in unison.
"Well, of course you're not, you're a Fire-Type," Machoke said to Magmar.
Then, turning to Electabuzz, he said, "And you have fur...."
"And blubber!" Magmar added. Electabuzz glared at him.
"And all I have is a speedo!" Machoke finished.
"You know," said Magmar, "If Electabuzz's tail were key shaped, we could be able to get out of here."
Electabuzz kind of gave him a weird look. "Well, if I'm so useless, why don't you just use Fire Blast and melt the shackles, freeing us?"
"It's kind of embarrassing," said Magmar, "But, well, Jynx just happened to capture me after I had a big glass of ice cold lemonade."
"Please, don't mention cold!" Machoke whined.
"Why in the world were you drinking lemonade, if it douses your powers?" Electabuzz asked.
"Jeez, even Fire Pokemon get thirsty sometimes! How did she catch you?"
"Well," said Electabuzz, "She set out a big chocolate cake, and I went for it, and she captured me in a net."
"Always thinking of your stomach, huh?" said Magmar. Little sparks of electricity shot from Electabuzz in his anger, but he ended up shocking himself (his metal shackles conducted the electricity).
"Hey, I'm free!" Machoke said suddenly.
"How did you do it?!" Magmar and Electabuzz said at the same time, then they glared at each other.
"Duh, Fighting-Types are strong. I just broke out." Before they could say anything else, Machoke broke Magmar and Electabuzz's chains.
"We're free, we're free!" the three said in joy.
"But which way do we go to get out?" Magmar asked. Electabuzz and Machoke froze. They remembered when they came in, the castle was a maze of ice walls.
"Well, we'll just have to guess," Electabuzz decided. "Follow me."
"No, follow me!" said Magmar. "I have a better memory, that's why my head is so big."
"Your head also looks like a butt," Electabuzz added.
"Well, at least I don't look like I'm pregnant," Magmar said back. In a matter of moments, the two started up a huge argument.
"Stop!" said Machoke, "We won't get anywhere if you two keep fighting like that! Besides, I have a better idea!"
"What?" Magmar asked, thinking that he couldn't possibly be a good idea, because Magmar thought Machoke was just a dumb muscle-thing.
"Ask him," Machoke answered, pointing to a pink blob. The blob had beady eyes and a happy smile plastered on its face. "Ditto," it said.
"Oh wow, a Ditto," said Electabuzz, "what help can it provide for us?"
"He probably knows the castle by heart," said Machoke. "Lead the way, little buddy." Having no choice, Magmar and Electabuzz had to follow the Ditto.
***** "Slow down, you little man!" said Jynx, riding on a Rapidash (it's flames doused, of course). She was in a huge field, chasing after a Hitmonchan.
"Fat chance, lady!" said Hitmonchan. Because his mind was preoccupied, he tripped over a stone, falling over.
"Now's my chance!" said Jynx, lashing out her whip. "My collection is almost complete!"
"No, wait! I'm not a guy! See my dress!" said Hitmonchan, in desperation.
"Yeah, right," said Jynx, "Everyone knows that's a tunic, but the lavender color is questionable....oh well." With a crack of her whip, Hitmonchan was captured.
Just when Jynx was about to celebrate, she saw what looked like a dome with Krusty the clown hair protruding from it. It was Mr. Mime! How dare he escape her!
"Mr. Mime, you're mine!" said Jynx, lashing out her other whip, capturing him as well. "Wait, if you're out here," said Jynx, as she put the two in a net, "That must mean..."
"They didn't escape," said Mr. Mime. "I teleported."
"Well, little teleporter, try to escape this!" Jynx tossed out her Pokeball, storing Mr. Mime in it. "Now, I must get back to my castle, and quick. Go, Rapidash!" Then the Rapidash took off, with Hitmonchan, still in the net, being dragged along behind it.
Meanwhile, back at the ice castle, the four ex-prisoners were still wandering around in the castle. Then they reached a dead end.
"Oh, great," said Electabuzz, "This is what happens when we follow a glob of bubblegum!"
"Hey!" said Machoke, in Ditto's defense, "Just because he doesn't seem to have the cranial capacity to store a highly developed brain, doesn't mean he isn't capable of provoking thought and memory."
Electabuzz and Magmar looked at Machoke in surprise at that somewhat advanced comment.
"I mean, I think I'll smash down the wall." So he did. When they stepped through it, they realized they were outside.
"See, I told you Ditto knew where to go," said Machoke, Ditto riding on his head.
"We're alive! We're alive!" said Magmar and Electabuzz. Suddenly they heard a loud screech. It was Gyarados, who was hiding in the moat!
"Eek! A Gyarados! Kill it, Electabuzz, kill it!" said Magmar, shoving Electabuzz towards it.
"Okay, this will be a piece of cake!" said Electabuzz. Then, he just stood there. "Mmmm, cake," he said.
"Quick, quick!" Magmar urged, "If it puts out the flame on my tail I'll die!"
"Okay, hold your Horseas, Butt-Head," said Electabuzz. Just when he started to build up some electricity, the Gyarados exhaled a beam of ice towards Electabuzz. The Ditto jumped in the way, taking the hit.
"Gasp! Ditto!" cried Machoke. He ran over to the pink blob. To his surprise, Ditto morphed into Gyarados.
"Wow, it morphed," said Magmar, "It must have been because of the ice attack."
Then, Ditto morphed into a Raichu, and gave the Gyarados such a huge electric shock, it turned into a giant fish filet.
"Ditto can change into anything!" Magmar said.
"See, he is good for something," said Machoke, "Aren't you boy?"
"Yeah, I guess he is," said Electabuzz, then he apologized to it.
"Oh, it was nothing, really," said Ditto. Then it morphed into Mewtwo. "This is my true form. I turned into Ditto just to throw you off."
Suddenly, Jynx appeared, riding on an Articuno. "So, you thought you could fool me!" she said, digging her spurred heels into Articuno's back.
"This looks bad," said Mewtwo, "get behind me, fellas."
Jynx then tossed out her two Pokeballs, releasing Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan. "Attack, boys!" Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan, under Jynx's command, both bodyslammed Mewtwo.
"Ow!" cried Mewtwo, "I twisted my ankle!"
"Fools," said Jynx, "There is no escape now. I can just capture you in Pokeballs, and you'll be mine! Ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!"
Then, Mr. Mime slapped Mewtwo, and Hitmonchan punched him.
"Magmar," said Mewtwo, weakly, "If you can just use your flame attack, we can beat Jynx!"
"I...I don't know if I can...."
"Just believe in yourself, Magmar!" said Mewtwo. Then he died.
"Most powerful Pokemon indeed," Electabuzz said quietly. "Beaten by a clown and a boxer in drag."
Magmar approached Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan, then exhaled a great flame that looked like the Blair Witch symbol. It was Fire Blast.
"Whoa," said Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan, covered in ash, "What happened?"
"No time to explain!" said Electabuzz, "It looks like Magmar and Jynx are going to battle, so use Mewtwo's body as a shield."
Magmar and Jynx faced each other. "You wouldn't dare," said Jynx.
"Watch me," Magmar grinned. Then he used Fire Blast on her, melting her. All that was left was her clothes (the normal red dress, which is her hunting outfit) and her round head.
"Wow, what a cool dress!" said Hitmonchan, "If I put it on, it will look like a tunic! Then people won't make fun of the color my clothes!"
"Hey, a new bowling ball!" said Mr. Mime, after picking up Jynx's head and poking the eyes out.
"Magmar," said Electabuzz, "I'm sorry I called you Butt-Head."
"I forgive you," said Magmar. Then he and Electabuzz hugged.
"Oh, poor Mewtwo," said Machoke, "He sacrificed his life for us."
"Look on the bright side," said Electabuzz, "We have a cool castle all to ourselves, plus a fried Gyarados dinner! We'll just live here!"
"Too cold," said Hitmonchan, trying to keep his short skirt from blowing in the wind.
"Then let's all hop on Articuno and go to Hawaii," suggested Magmar, "I heard they have volcanoes there."
So Magmar, Electabuzz, Machoke, Mr. Mime, and Hitmonchan climbed up on Articuno and headed to Hawaii (and it's not just for the volcanoes, if you know what I mean!).
TO BE CONTINUED...
This was originally written when I was 15, spring of 2000.
ESCAPE FROM JYNX
By Katelyn, aka Iveechan :)
"Hey, boys, I got a new friend for you!" said Jynx. She was wearing black Tauros leather, and a spiked collar, complete with matching black high heels with spurs. She had a Mr. Mime she had captured in a fishing net with her. He was going to be the new addition to her collection of male Pokemon she keeps in her dungeon, in the bowels of her massive ice palace.
"All hope is lost," an Electabuzz said quietly. He was in shackles and chains, against a far wall of the dungeon. Accompanying him was a Magmar and a Machoke, also in chains.
"Silence, prisoner!" Jynx hissed, lashing out her whip. After tying up Mr. Mime, Jynx walked back up the cobblestone stairs that lead out of the dungeon.
"Be back later, boys," she winked, "I just need one more before the fun begins!" Then she left.
Mr. Mime snickered. "I'm lucky!" he said.
"How can you possibly be lucky!" Electabuzz said in disbelief, "When that witch returns, who knows what will happen to us!"
"I'm a Psychic-Type!" said Mr. Mime, "I can just teleport away!" and with a flash, he was gone.
"God, I'm freezing!" said Machoke.
"I'm not," Magmar and Electabuzz said in unison.
"Well, of course you're not, you're a Fire-Type," Machoke said to Magmar.
Then, turning to Electabuzz, he said, "And you have fur...."
"And blubber!" Magmar added. Electabuzz glared at him.
"And all I have is a speedo!" Machoke finished.
"You know," said Magmar, "If Electabuzz's tail were key shaped, we could be able to get out of here."
Electabuzz kind of gave him a weird look. "Well, if I'm so useless, why don't you just use Fire Blast and melt the shackles, freeing us?"
"It's kind of embarrassing," said Magmar, "But, well, Jynx just happened to capture me after I had a big glass of ice cold lemonade."
"Please, don't mention cold!" Machoke whined.
"Why in the world were you drinking lemonade, if it douses your powers?" Electabuzz asked.
"Jeez, even Fire Pokemon get thirsty sometimes! How did she catch you?"
"Well," said Electabuzz, "She set out a big chocolate cake, and I went for it, and she captured me in a net."
"Always thinking of your stomach, huh?" said Magmar. Little sparks of electricity shot from Electabuzz in his anger, but he ended up shocking himself (his metal shackles conducted the electricity).
"Hey, I'm free!" Machoke said suddenly.
"How did you do it?!" Magmar and Electabuzz said at the same time, then they glared at each other.
"Duh, Fighting-Types are strong. I just broke out." Before they could say anything else, Machoke broke Magmar and Electabuzz's chains.
"We're free, we're free!" the three said in joy.
"But which way do we go to get out?" Magmar asked. Electabuzz and Machoke froze. They remembered when they came in, the castle was a maze of ice walls.
"Well, we'll just have to guess," Electabuzz decided. "Follow me."
"No, follow me!" said Magmar. "I have a better memory, that's why my head is so big."
"Your head also looks like a butt," Electabuzz added.
"Well, at least I don't look like I'm pregnant," Magmar said back. In a matter of moments, the two started up a huge argument.
"Stop!" said Machoke, "We won't get anywhere if you two keep fighting like that! Besides, I have a better idea!"
"What?" Magmar asked, thinking that he couldn't possibly be a good idea, because Magmar thought Machoke was just a dumb muscle-thing.
"Ask him," Machoke answered, pointing to a pink blob. The blob had beady eyes and a happy smile plastered on its face. "Ditto," it said.
"Oh wow, a Ditto," said Electabuzz, "what help can it provide for us?"
"He probably knows the castle by heart," said Machoke. "Lead the way, little buddy." Having no choice, Magmar and Electabuzz had to follow the Ditto.
***** "Slow down, you little man!" said Jynx, riding on a Rapidash (it's flames doused, of course). She was in a huge field, chasing after a Hitmonchan.
"Fat chance, lady!" said Hitmonchan. Because his mind was preoccupied, he tripped over a stone, falling over.
"Now's my chance!" said Jynx, lashing out her whip. "My collection is almost complete!"
"No, wait! I'm not a guy! See my dress!" said Hitmonchan, in desperation.
"Yeah, right," said Jynx, "Everyone knows that's a tunic, but the lavender color is questionable....oh well." With a crack of her whip, Hitmonchan was captured.
Just when Jynx was about to celebrate, she saw what looked like a dome with Krusty the clown hair protruding from it. It was Mr. Mime! How dare he escape her!
"Mr. Mime, you're mine!" said Jynx, lashing out her other whip, capturing him as well. "Wait, if you're out here," said Jynx, as she put the two in a net, "That must mean..."
"They didn't escape," said Mr. Mime. "I teleported."
"Well, little teleporter, try to escape this!" Jynx tossed out her Pokeball, storing Mr. Mime in it. "Now, I must get back to my castle, and quick. Go, Rapidash!" Then the Rapidash took off, with Hitmonchan, still in the net, being dragged along behind it.
Meanwhile, back at the ice castle, the four ex-prisoners were still wandering around in the castle. Then they reached a dead end.
"Oh, great," said Electabuzz, "This is what happens when we follow a glob of bubblegum!"
"Hey!" said Machoke, in Ditto's defense, "Just because he doesn't seem to have the cranial capacity to store a highly developed brain, doesn't mean he isn't capable of provoking thought and memory."
Electabuzz and Magmar looked at Machoke in surprise at that somewhat advanced comment.
"I mean, I think I'll smash down the wall." So he did. When they stepped through it, they realized they were outside.
"See, I told you Ditto knew where to go," said Machoke, Ditto riding on his head.
"We're alive! We're alive!" said Magmar and Electabuzz. Suddenly they heard a loud screech. It was Gyarados, who was hiding in the moat!
"Eek! A Gyarados! Kill it, Electabuzz, kill it!" said Magmar, shoving Electabuzz towards it.
"Okay, this will be a piece of cake!" said Electabuzz. Then, he just stood there. "Mmmm, cake," he said.
"Quick, quick!" Magmar urged, "If it puts out the flame on my tail I'll die!"
"Okay, hold your Horseas, Butt-Head," said Electabuzz. Just when he started to build up some electricity, the Gyarados exhaled a beam of ice towards Electabuzz. The Ditto jumped in the way, taking the hit.
"Gasp! Ditto!" cried Machoke. He ran over to the pink blob. To his surprise, Ditto morphed into Gyarados.
"Wow, it morphed," said Magmar, "It must have been because of the ice attack."
Then, Ditto morphed into a Raichu, and gave the Gyarados such a huge electric shock, it turned into a giant fish filet.
"Ditto can change into anything!" Magmar said.
"See, he is good for something," said Machoke, "Aren't you boy?"
"Yeah, I guess he is," said Electabuzz, then he apologized to it.
"Oh, it was nothing, really," said Ditto. Then it morphed into Mewtwo. "This is my true form. I turned into Ditto just to throw you off."
Suddenly, Jynx appeared, riding on an Articuno. "So, you thought you could fool me!" she said, digging her spurred heels into Articuno's back.
"This looks bad," said Mewtwo, "get behind me, fellas."
Jynx then tossed out her two Pokeballs, releasing Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan. "Attack, boys!" Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan, under Jynx's command, both bodyslammed Mewtwo.
"Ow!" cried Mewtwo, "I twisted my ankle!"
"Fools," said Jynx, "There is no escape now. I can just capture you in Pokeballs, and you'll be mine! Ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!"
Then, Mr. Mime slapped Mewtwo, and Hitmonchan punched him.
"Magmar," said Mewtwo, weakly, "If you can just use your flame attack, we can beat Jynx!"
"I...I don't know if I can...."
"Just believe in yourself, Magmar!" said Mewtwo. Then he died.
"Most powerful Pokemon indeed," Electabuzz said quietly. "Beaten by a clown and a boxer in drag."
Magmar approached Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan, then exhaled a great flame that looked like the Blair Witch symbol. It was Fire Blast.
"Whoa," said Mr. Mime and Hitmonchan, covered in ash, "What happened?"
"No time to explain!" said Electabuzz, "It looks like Magmar and Jynx are going to battle, so use Mewtwo's body as a shield."
Magmar and Jynx faced each other. "You wouldn't dare," said Jynx.
"Watch me," Magmar grinned. Then he used Fire Blast on her, melting her. All that was left was her clothes (the normal red dress, which is her hunting outfit) and her round head.
"Wow, what a cool dress!" said Hitmonchan, "If I put it on, it will look like a tunic! Then people won't make fun of the color my clothes!"
"Hey, a new bowling ball!" said Mr. Mime, after picking up Jynx's head and poking the eyes out.
"Magmar," said Electabuzz, "I'm sorry I called you Butt-Head."
"I forgive you," said Magmar. Then he and Electabuzz hugged.
"Oh, poor Mewtwo," said Machoke, "He sacrificed his life for us."
"Look on the bright side," said Electabuzz, "We have a cool castle all to ourselves, plus a fried Gyarados dinner! We'll just live here!"
"Too cold," said Hitmonchan, trying to keep his short skirt from blowing in the wind.
"Then let's all hop on Articuno and go to Hawaii," suggested Magmar, "I heard they have volcanoes there."
So Magmar, Electabuzz, Machoke, Mr. Mime, and Hitmonchan climbed up on Articuno and headed to Hawaii (and it's not just for the volcanoes, if you know what I mean!).
TO BE CONTINUED...