The Heletubbies
"Heletubbies vs. Dipsy"
I'm too lazy to write a disclaimer at the time. Please leave a message after the beep.
Narrator: Today is to greave because we lost a Heletubby. While our remaining heroes are filled with sorrow, I'll be at a party for possibly the rest of this story.
Dickshit: Shut up!(pulls out sledge hammer and slams the crud out of him.
Poo: Oh shit, we forgot to add a way to get back to our land from those fat bastard's place!
Loo-Lah: How long will it take to make up a way back?
Po: About 2 years.
Dickshit: How come you're the brains.
Poo: Because you are insignificant, Loo-Lah is ugly, it was mentioned before, and so it makes me the smart one!
Loo-Lah: (looks through the script) It doesn't say that in her.(points at script)
Poo: God! Way is the script against me all the time! It's because I'm a red-skin, right? Is the author a stereotype! In fact, I think he's a jack-(falls to the ground dead clutching his ass)
The Lump: Aw shit! I killed the brainy one, I guess it'll take 10 years to make a way back so work you monkeys HAHAHAHAHAHA!(pulls out a whip and whack the two remaining ones as they carry heavy chunks of stuff.
18 hours later…
The Lump: It is complete! Now go and kill the Teletubbies! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The two Heletubbies go into the improved transporty thing at the same time and ended up on Teletubby Land. Where they see them watching porn videos through Po's tummy.
Teletubbies: (giggles)Oh yeah! She's taking off her shirt! WOO-WHO!
Po then explodes and the Teletubbies looked to see Loo-Lah. Loo-Lah(with smoke coming from her shot gun) reloads it and points it at Dipsy.
Dipsy: Eh-oh!(He pulls out his hat and puts it on)
Dickshit goes behind Dipsy and hits him in the head with his sledge hammer.
Dipsy: (hammer bounces off the hat and turns to look at Dickshit)Bye-Bye!
Dickshit gets sucked into Dipsy's TV screen and starts to pound on it.
Dipsy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(blows up)
Loo-Lah: Now it's just you and me!(points at Tinky Winky)
Tinky Winky: Oh crud!(opens up purse and takes out a rabbit) Kill me and you kill this!
Loo-Lah: (pulls the trigger, but nothing happens)Crap, I ran out of ammo!
Tinky Winky: And know I shall run away and kill you once I find The Lump's secret laboratory and kill you with the butt rash thing! AHHAHAHAHAHA!
Now read the next chapter to find out anything new! Your future master has spoken!