(When we left off, Hunter and Ric were listening to Rob and Sable doing...
bad things)
Hunter: Can we leave now?
Ric: You know, listening to them puts me in the mood. (edges closer, starts rubbing Hunter's shoulders.)
Hunter: AHHHHH!!! Get your Gay-ass hands off me!
Ric: But I love you! WHOOOOOO!!!!
(Hunter turns around and punches Ric square in the face. He falls down and begins twitching and convulsing. Hunter then puts one of his knees on Ric's waist and folds him in half, as best he can.)
Ric: AHH! YOU BROKE MY HIP!!!
Hunter: So what, you're an old guy!
(Hunter then picks him up still folded, and tosses him off the table as hard as he can. Ric sails through the air, and we get a wide shot of a tiny black dot flying through the air, hitting the water cooler on the other side of the room.)
Ric: Ow, that hurts. (hears glass creaking) Uh-oh.
(He slides down and off the cooler just as the whole unit explodes, filling the room with about three inches of icy water.)
Hunter: (running round screaming) AH! I'ts cold! I'm gonna freeze! I'm the world champ, Damn it! I don't deserve this!
God: You brought this on yourself, and it's your fault.
DA Cerrita: (Whispers) moron!
DA Phoenix: (whispering) Idiot!
Sable: (sounds stoned) What the Hell was that?
Rob: (sounds stoned) I don't know, lets check it out, dude.
(The door opens and a completely nude Sable exits. Ric see's her and begins screaming)
Ric: My virgin eyes! I'm tainted! WHOOOO!!!
Sable: (seeing Ric) Dude... ewww...
Rob: I'm scared, kill it!
Sable: It's cool dude. (leans in real close and picks up her boob with her index and middle fingers. Ric stares in horror)
Ric: NOOO!!! FEMALE FLESH!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Sable leans over him and drops her boob, effectively crushing the tiny, 16-time world champ.)
DA Phoenix: I approve.
DA Cerrita: Ditto.
God: Ewwwww.
DA's: God, your cool, but shut up!
Sable: Eww. There's this nastiness on me.
Rob: I'll take care of that. (sticks out tongue)
Hunter: Screw this, I'm outta here! (runs into the hall.) Now where. (sees a closet) I'll go in there!
God: (peeks in closet before Hunter gets there) No, not in there!
Hunter: Screw you! I'm doing what I want!
DA's: (begin humming the death march)
(Hunter enters and looks around. It's completely dark. He walks forward until he runs into something silky)
Trish: What the frig? (turns on the lights) What the- Hunter! Of all the crude ways you've tried to get inside my pants, this is the worst of all!
Lance: Gnarly! How'd you do that, eh?
Trish: Shut up, Lance! (turns to Hunter) That's it, I'm getting rid of you once and for all! (picks up Hunter by a leg. She grabs a vacuum hose and shoves it into his mouth and turns it on 'reverse'. Hunter makes some muffled cries as his body becomes poofy before blowing up like a little firecracker.)
DA Phoenix: What a poof-ball.
DA Cerrita: Hallelujah!
God: Praise the Lord! ME!
AND SO CAME THE END OF EVOLUTION............or is it?
God: I Love Me!
DA's: We're bored now.
God: Don't worry. I've got lots more ideas.
Hunter: Can we leave now?
Ric: You know, listening to them puts me in the mood. (edges closer, starts rubbing Hunter's shoulders.)
Hunter: AHHHHH!!! Get your Gay-ass hands off me!
Ric: But I love you! WHOOOOOO!!!!
(Hunter turns around and punches Ric square in the face. He falls down and begins twitching and convulsing. Hunter then puts one of his knees on Ric's waist and folds him in half, as best he can.)
Ric: AHH! YOU BROKE MY HIP!!!
Hunter: So what, you're an old guy!
(Hunter then picks him up still folded, and tosses him off the table as hard as he can. Ric sails through the air, and we get a wide shot of a tiny black dot flying through the air, hitting the water cooler on the other side of the room.)
Ric: Ow, that hurts. (hears glass creaking) Uh-oh.
(He slides down and off the cooler just as the whole unit explodes, filling the room with about three inches of icy water.)
Hunter: (running round screaming) AH! I'ts cold! I'm gonna freeze! I'm the world champ, Damn it! I don't deserve this!
God: You brought this on yourself, and it's your fault.
DA Cerrita: (Whispers) moron!
DA Phoenix: (whispering) Idiot!
Sable: (sounds stoned) What the Hell was that?
Rob: (sounds stoned) I don't know, lets check it out, dude.
(The door opens and a completely nude Sable exits. Ric see's her and begins screaming)
Ric: My virgin eyes! I'm tainted! WHOOOO!!!
Sable: (seeing Ric) Dude... ewww...
Rob: I'm scared, kill it!
Sable: It's cool dude. (leans in real close and picks up her boob with her index and middle fingers. Ric stares in horror)
Ric: NOOO!!! FEMALE FLESH!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Sable leans over him and drops her boob, effectively crushing the tiny, 16-time world champ.)
DA Phoenix: I approve.
DA Cerrita: Ditto.
God: Ewwwww.
DA's: God, your cool, but shut up!
Sable: Eww. There's this nastiness on me.
Rob: I'll take care of that. (sticks out tongue)
Hunter: Screw this, I'm outta here! (runs into the hall.) Now where. (sees a closet) I'll go in there!
God: (peeks in closet before Hunter gets there) No, not in there!
Hunter: Screw you! I'm doing what I want!
DA's: (begin humming the death march)
(Hunter enters and looks around. It's completely dark. He walks forward until he runs into something silky)
Trish: What the frig? (turns on the lights) What the- Hunter! Of all the crude ways you've tried to get inside my pants, this is the worst of all!
Lance: Gnarly! How'd you do that, eh?
Trish: Shut up, Lance! (turns to Hunter) That's it, I'm getting rid of you once and for all! (picks up Hunter by a leg. She grabs a vacuum hose and shoves it into his mouth and turns it on 'reverse'. Hunter makes some muffled cries as his body becomes poofy before blowing up like a little firecracker.)
DA Phoenix: What a poof-ball.
DA Cerrita: Hallelujah!
God: Praise the Lord! ME!
AND SO CAME THE END OF EVOLUTION............or is it?
God: I Love Me!
DA's: We're bored now.
God: Don't worry. I've got lots more ideas.