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Yusuke woke up, rolled out of bed, and lay on the hard floor, thinking about what he had to today.
Even though he was a spirit detective he still had to go to school when he wasn't on an assignment. Oooh stupid school! How he hated it. Oh well. He crawled over to his bureau and decided to he'd rather not get yelled at today so he pulled out the blue pants and blue jacket that was his school uniform. His correct school uniform. Not that he was abandoning his rebellious ways or anything.
He looked at the clock on the window by his bed. Nope he thought still rebelling ha they'll never stop me! It was already 8:30 and he was already a half hour late. He walked down the stairs, his mom was sleeping soundly on the couch, and so he decided to check out the kitchen for some food.
Cupboards? Coffee? Nah that would take too long, same with the pancake mix, and the oatmeal too.
Fridge? Eggs? No way. Way too long, too much cooking involved. Milk? Ah yes milk.
He poured a glass of milk, and guzzled it down. Then he went in search of his long forgotten book bag.
10 minutes later he made a frightening discovery. His mom was using his back pack for a pillow.
Great
He quickly decided to leave the bag there. It wouldn't be worth all the trouble of taking it with him.
He looked at the clock again.
8:57
great! If I get to school in 3 minutes I'll be there in time for 2nd period class.
So he set out with every good intention of getting to school on time, or his idea of on time at least.
He might have been successful, had he not realized a third of the way there, that he had forgotten to gel his hair.
I'll just go home and gel it back real quick.
So off he sprinted.
Well sprinting really isn't Yusuke's thing, so he was walking again about 10 seconds later. He might not have been so late if he hadn't had to tear his house apart looking for his hair gel.
Which I might mention he didn't find anyway.
However, he did find some 'hair gel' of his mom's. So what if it was blue, and didn't look like any hair gel he'd ever seen.
He tried in vain to get his hair to stay back, with a little of this strange hair gel, but all it did was make his hair sort of stiff, and kinda bluish looking. Oh well, he said putting more and more hair gel on. Finally after using almost the whole can, he got it to stay the way he wanted it.
Well he thought that looks a little better, even though it is a little blue looking, probably because of all the blueness of the hair gel.
So that's why at 9:43, just as his mom was stumbling about the kitchen trying to make some coffee, Yusuke hurried down the stairs leaving the can of blue 'hair gel' on the sink in the bathroom up stairs. If Yusuke had read the can properly he would have noticed that it said.
Metallic Midnight blue
Permanent hair dye cream.
Permanent hair dye cream. He didn't however read the can and thus was quite ignorant to the obvious change in his hair color. His mom didn't notice until he came home later that day. She was too tired. Yusuke realized he could now get his book bag, and grabbed it before realizing exactly why his mom had been using it as a pillow. It was stuffed with some of her clothes. He just assumed that because he hadn't gone to school in who knows how long, that it just seemed light, cuz it wasn't loaded down with the latest pile of homework he wasn't going to do anyway.
How very wrong he was.
So Yusuke walked out of his house at 9:47 with metallic midnight blue hair, and a book bag full of ladies clothing, totally oblivious of these two embarrassing facts.
He arrived at school at 10:21 wondering why the lady at the donut restaurant had stared at him so funny. And why the little kid he'd started playing with's mother had came and grabbed her son away looking scared.
But aside from these strange occurrences, he had gotten there without much bad happening to him, maybe to day wouldn't be so bad. In fact everything had been perfect.
Well, except for the fact that his donut had been rather stale, and there was a little mold on the frosting, and that he'd almost been hit by a car running from a police man, and then he'd tripped on a garden hose someone had left out in the road, and now he could barely walk because his right foot hurt so much, or was it his ankle that was causing him this much pain? Whatever it was it wasn't pleasant and it slowed him down quite a bit.
So he limped into his class room, and the teacher Mr. Fujita looked up at him with a look in those narrow eyes that said quite plainly "I'll deal with you later". He limped over to his seat and sat down. Kaiko leaned over and said
"We're on page 189 3rd paragraph. What happened to you?"
"Thanks, a lot of stuff happened to me. I'll tell you later."
"Urameshi. I would like you to get out your book, and read the next paragraph for us please, If that isn't too difficult for you."
Well, it wouldn't have been difficult, if he'd had his book and not a whole lot of his moms clothes.
He reached in to his back pack, and felt a whole lot of soft clothy stuff.
Crud! My mom's clothes! Crud, crud, crud!
"Kaiko? Can I borrow your book?"
"Su-"
"Urameshi? Don't you have your own book?"
"Um, no"
"whats in your book bag then Urameshi?"
"uh-"before he could come up with a good excuse for having all those clothes in there, Mr. Fujita, who had been walking slowly toward Yusuke's desk all this while took the back pack, and turned it upside down on his desk.
All of his mom's clothes tumbled out. Including a bra, and some underwear, which by a strange twist of fate landed on the top of the pile.
Crap! Crap! Crap! Mom I hate you!
"Urameshi? Could you please explain to me why your book bag is full of Ladies clothing?" Mr.Fujita asked, in a voice we recognize from another teacher from some where. Could he and Professor Snape be related?
Yusuke couldn't say a word, he was so embarrassed, he thought he'd die.
Then Mr. Fujita reached out a hand and lifted a lock of Yusuke's hair, which had come out of the hair gel, in fact all the hair had come out of the hair gel. What crappy hair gel.
"And why is your hair blue?
"and why are you late."
This was all too much for Yusuke. He shoved all his mom's clothes into his bag, and then he ran from the room.
He went and hid in the boys bathroom. But even there he was not safe from Mr. Fujitah.
After about 40 minutes of sulking in the bathroom, Yusuke's misery was interrupted, by some very tall black haired person walking into the bathroom.
"I'm very interested in why you have a bag full of ladies clothes Yusuke, and why you have broken the rules and died your hair blue, and why you were late of course." Mr. Fujita said in his annoyingly calm voice.
"I'm having a bad day, go torture some one else."
"not until you tell me what is going on."
"I woke up late, and I left my book bag because my mom was sleeping on it, and I forgot to gel my hair, so I went home. I used some of my mom's metallic midnight blue hair gel. That's what the bottle says. I guess some of the blueness of the hair gel is showing up in my hair. Then I almost got run over on the way to school, people kept staring at me funny, and I tripped over a garden hose someone stupidly left out, and that is why I'm limping. I took the book bag when I went home cuz my mom was up, but it was full of her clothes instead of my books, I guess she's been using it for a suit case when she goes to her friends houses for 'sleepovers'. Parties is more like it!"
Yusuke stopped his rant when he realized Mr. Fujita was laughing hysterically.
"You've obviously been having a bad day."
"how is this funny?"
"You idiot! Come out of there and look at your self in the mirror."
Yusuke reluctantly left the safety of the bathroom stall, and looked in the mirror. What a surprise.
"but how"
"You idiot, don't you get it yet? You used your mom's hair dye! Your dumber than I thought!" he said and continued to laugh hysterically.
"You mean to tell me I died my hair m-m-metallic midnight b-blue?" Yusuke asked unbelievingly.
"Indeed, wash your hair out in the sink boy, and get back to class."
"can't I just go home?"
"No, you're here, considering all the trouble you went through to get here, I'd think you'd want to stay. Come to think of it though, you should probably see the nurse about that twisted ankle or whatever injury it is the garden hose inflicted upon you. Then come back to class. Now go, and stop sulking." He said leaving the bathroom and still shaking his head laughing quietly.
For once Yusuke did as he was told. He went to the nurse, because of the pain in his foot. She said he had a sprained ankle. And so he had to have it all wrapped up, and she even gave him crutches, and then went with him to Mr. Fujitah's class room to make sure he got a special seat in the back, so that his foot could be lifted up. (I think your supposed to do that when you have a sprained ankle, but Ive never had one so I'm not sure.)
However he was in so much pain that he forgot to wash out his hair like Mr. Fujita told him. If he had done that, his hair might not have been dyed blue. But it was.
So he sat there with his rather pasty blue hair in his seat in the back of the room with his foot in the air. Not a very comfortable situation. Everyone was asking him questions. Why is your hair blue? Why do you have a bag of women's clothing? Are you a cross dresser? What happened to your foot?
Finally Mr.Fujita tired of humiliating Yusuke and yelled at all the students who kept pestering him.
The rest of the class went smoothly, except for the fact that Yusuke over balanced, and fell onto the floor in the middle of an explanation, and that caused him to be yelled at.
He also had to share a book with Kamatari Kosoto, a girl with blond pigtails, and lots of freckles, who obviously had a crush on him. That was pretty bad too. She was constantly sighing and fluttering her eye lashes at him.
I hate it when girls do that! Geesh! Why can't they all be normal like Kaiko?
However, he actually tried to pay attention in class that day, and he learned a great deal about, um, triangles of some sort.
And because he was actually paying attention, or maybe because for the first half of the class he'd been at the nurses office, and then being questioned by his fellow students, either way all was good until the bell rang, and Mr.Fujita gave out the home work.
Find out what kind of Home work Mr.Fujita gives, and what happens at lunch time! All this in the next chapter. And also if any one recognizes Mr. Fujita from somewhere else tell me where. If your correct I'll give you a GIANT CHOCOLATE BUNNY RABBIT!
And please please please review. I'm writing this cuz I am bored. Could you also read my other stories? lol. Well toodlesness! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
Sorry the evil demon of reviewing madness that lives inside me took over, gomen! Heeheeheehee laughs evilly cus just used new word heeheeheehee lol please review. Your all making me feel bad. I doubt anyone has even read it waaaaaaaaaaaah )':
Pzanna
Yusuke woke up, rolled out of bed, and lay on the hard floor, thinking about what he had to today.
Even though he was a spirit detective he still had to go to school when he wasn't on an assignment. Oooh stupid school! How he hated it. Oh well. He crawled over to his bureau and decided to he'd rather not get yelled at today so he pulled out the blue pants and blue jacket that was his school uniform. His correct school uniform. Not that he was abandoning his rebellious ways or anything.
He looked at the clock on the window by his bed. Nope he thought still rebelling ha they'll never stop me! It was already 8:30 and he was already a half hour late. He walked down the stairs, his mom was sleeping soundly on the couch, and so he decided to check out the kitchen for some food.
Cupboards? Coffee? Nah that would take too long, same with the pancake mix, and the oatmeal too.
Fridge? Eggs? No way. Way too long, too much cooking involved. Milk? Ah yes milk.
He poured a glass of milk, and guzzled it down. Then he went in search of his long forgotten book bag.
10 minutes later he made a frightening discovery. His mom was using his back pack for a pillow.
Great
He quickly decided to leave the bag there. It wouldn't be worth all the trouble of taking it with him.
He looked at the clock again.
8:57
great! If I get to school in 3 minutes I'll be there in time for 2nd period class.
So he set out with every good intention of getting to school on time, or his idea of on time at least.
He might have been successful, had he not realized a third of the way there, that he had forgotten to gel his hair.
I'll just go home and gel it back real quick.
So off he sprinted.
Well sprinting really isn't Yusuke's thing, so he was walking again about 10 seconds later. He might not have been so late if he hadn't had to tear his house apart looking for his hair gel.
Which I might mention he didn't find anyway.
However, he did find some 'hair gel' of his mom's. So what if it was blue, and didn't look like any hair gel he'd ever seen.
He tried in vain to get his hair to stay back, with a little of this strange hair gel, but all it did was make his hair sort of stiff, and kinda bluish looking. Oh well, he said putting more and more hair gel on. Finally after using almost the whole can, he got it to stay the way he wanted it.
Well he thought that looks a little better, even though it is a little blue looking, probably because of all the blueness of the hair gel.
So that's why at 9:43, just as his mom was stumbling about the kitchen trying to make some coffee, Yusuke hurried down the stairs leaving the can of blue 'hair gel' on the sink in the bathroom up stairs. If Yusuke had read the can properly he would have noticed that it said.
Metallic Midnight blue
Permanent hair dye cream.
Permanent hair dye cream. He didn't however read the can and thus was quite ignorant to the obvious change in his hair color. His mom didn't notice until he came home later that day. She was too tired. Yusuke realized he could now get his book bag, and grabbed it before realizing exactly why his mom had been using it as a pillow. It was stuffed with some of her clothes. He just assumed that because he hadn't gone to school in who knows how long, that it just seemed light, cuz it wasn't loaded down with the latest pile of homework he wasn't going to do anyway.
How very wrong he was.
So Yusuke walked out of his house at 9:47 with metallic midnight blue hair, and a book bag full of ladies clothing, totally oblivious of these two embarrassing facts.
He arrived at school at 10:21 wondering why the lady at the donut restaurant had stared at him so funny. And why the little kid he'd started playing with's mother had came and grabbed her son away looking scared.
But aside from these strange occurrences, he had gotten there without much bad happening to him, maybe to day wouldn't be so bad. In fact everything had been perfect.
Well, except for the fact that his donut had been rather stale, and there was a little mold on the frosting, and that he'd almost been hit by a car running from a police man, and then he'd tripped on a garden hose someone had left out in the road, and now he could barely walk because his right foot hurt so much, or was it his ankle that was causing him this much pain? Whatever it was it wasn't pleasant and it slowed him down quite a bit.
So he limped into his class room, and the teacher Mr. Fujita looked up at him with a look in those narrow eyes that said quite plainly "I'll deal with you later". He limped over to his seat and sat down. Kaiko leaned over and said
"We're on page 189 3rd paragraph. What happened to you?"
"Thanks, a lot of stuff happened to me. I'll tell you later."
"Urameshi. I would like you to get out your book, and read the next paragraph for us please, If that isn't too difficult for you."
Well, it wouldn't have been difficult, if he'd had his book and not a whole lot of his moms clothes.
He reached in to his back pack, and felt a whole lot of soft clothy stuff.
Crud! My mom's clothes! Crud, crud, crud!
"Kaiko? Can I borrow your book?"
"Su-"
"Urameshi? Don't you have your own book?"
"Um, no"
"whats in your book bag then Urameshi?"
"uh-"before he could come up with a good excuse for having all those clothes in there, Mr. Fujita, who had been walking slowly toward Yusuke's desk all this while took the back pack, and turned it upside down on his desk.
All of his mom's clothes tumbled out. Including a bra, and some underwear, which by a strange twist of fate landed on the top of the pile.
Crap! Crap! Crap! Mom I hate you!
"Urameshi? Could you please explain to me why your book bag is full of Ladies clothing?" Mr.Fujita asked, in a voice we recognize from another teacher from some where. Could he and Professor Snape be related?
Yusuke couldn't say a word, he was so embarrassed, he thought he'd die.
Then Mr. Fujita reached out a hand and lifted a lock of Yusuke's hair, which had come out of the hair gel, in fact all the hair had come out of the hair gel. What crappy hair gel.
"And why is your hair blue?
"and why are you late."
This was all too much for Yusuke. He shoved all his mom's clothes into his bag, and then he ran from the room.
He went and hid in the boys bathroom. But even there he was not safe from Mr. Fujitah.
After about 40 minutes of sulking in the bathroom, Yusuke's misery was interrupted, by some very tall black haired person walking into the bathroom.
"I'm very interested in why you have a bag full of ladies clothes Yusuke, and why you have broken the rules and died your hair blue, and why you were late of course." Mr. Fujita said in his annoyingly calm voice.
"I'm having a bad day, go torture some one else."
"not until you tell me what is going on."
"I woke up late, and I left my book bag because my mom was sleeping on it, and I forgot to gel my hair, so I went home. I used some of my mom's metallic midnight blue hair gel. That's what the bottle says. I guess some of the blueness of the hair gel is showing up in my hair. Then I almost got run over on the way to school, people kept staring at me funny, and I tripped over a garden hose someone stupidly left out, and that is why I'm limping. I took the book bag when I went home cuz my mom was up, but it was full of her clothes instead of my books, I guess she's been using it for a suit case when she goes to her friends houses for 'sleepovers'. Parties is more like it!"
Yusuke stopped his rant when he realized Mr. Fujita was laughing hysterically.
"You've obviously been having a bad day."
"how is this funny?"
"You idiot! Come out of there and look at your self in the mirror."
Yusuke reluctantly left the safety of the bathroom stall, and looked in the mirror. What a surprise.
"but how"
"You idiot, don't you get it yet? You used your mom's hair dye! Your dumber than I thought!" he said and continued to laugh hysterically.
"You mean to tell me I died my hair m-m-metallic midnight b-blue?" Yusuke asked unbelievingly.
"Indeed, wash your hair out in the sink boy, and get back to class."
"can't I just go home?"
"No, you're here, considering all the trouble you went through to get here, I'd think you'd want to stay. Come to think of it though, you should probably see the nurse about that twisted ankle or whatever injury it is the garden hose inflicted upon you. Then come back to class. Now go, and stop sulking." He said leaving the bathroom and still shaking his head laughing quietly.
For once Yusuke did as he was told. He went to the nurse, because of the pain in his foot. She said he had a sprained ankle. And so he had to have it all wrapped up, and she even gave him crutches, and then went with him to Mr. Fujitah's class room to make sure he got a special seat in the back, so that his foot could be lifted up. (I think your supposed to do that when you have a sprained ankle, but Ive never had one so I'm not sure.)
However he was in so much pain that he forgot to wash out his hair like Mr. Fujita told him. If he had done that, his hair might not have been dyed blue. But it was.
So he sat there with his rather pasty blue hair in his seat in the back of the room with his foot in the air. Not a very comfortable situation. Everyone was asking him questions. Why is your hair blue? Why do you have a bag of women's clothing? Are you a cross dresser? What happened to your foot?
Finally Mr.Fujita tired of humiliating Yusuke and yelled at all the students who kept pestering him.
The rest of the class went smoothly, except for the fact that Yusuke over balanced, and fell onto the floor in the middle of an explanation, and that caused him to be yelled at.
He also had to share a book with Kamatari Kosoto, a girl with blond pigtails, and lots of freckles, who obviously had a crush on him. That was pretty bad too. She was constantly sighing and fluttering her eye lashes at him.
I hate it when girls do that! Geesh! Why can't they all be normal like Kaiko?
However, he actually tried to pay attention in class that day, and he learned a great deal about, um, triangles of some sort.
And because he was actually paying attention, or maybe because for the first half of the class he'd been at the nurses office, and then being questioned by his fellow students, either way all was good until the bell rang, and Mr.Fujita gave out the home work.
Find out what kind of Home work Mr.Fujita gives, and what happens at lunch time! All this in the next chapter. And also if any one recognizes Mr. Fujita from somewhere else tell me where. If your correct I'll give you a GIANT CHOCOLATE BUNNY RABBIT!
And please please please review. I'm writing this cuz I am bored. Could you also read my other stories? lol. Well toodlesness! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
Sorry the evil demon of reviewing madness that lives inside me took over, gomen! Heeheeheehee laughs evilly cus just used new word heeheeheehee lol please review. Your all making me feel bad. I doubt anyone has even read it waaaaaaaaaaaah )':
Pzanna