OK. This story requires much chocolate ice cream. I just had some moose
tracks, yum, so I have all the chocolate required for this story.
Heeheehee.
K, I don't own anything mentioned in this story. Not YuYuHakusho or anything else you may hear about, like movies or books or other stuff.
Okiday, Here goes.
"Class, if even one of you leaves their seat before I give out the home work, then you'll all have detention today." Mr. Fujita began in his menacing voice. "For tomorrow I want you to bring in a chart about-
Yusuke lost concentration that far into it, and didn't hear anything else until.
"-For extra credit you can write a report about-"
And then he was lost again; See Yusuke figured he wasn't going to do it anyway so why did he have to listen?
Mr. Fujita handed Yusuke a paper as he walked out of the classroom.
"This has all your homework on it, cuz I could tell you weren't paying attention, do TRY to do it at least."
And with that Yusuke went to lunch.
*Well* Yusuke thought as he threw the paper in the garbage *Koenma didn't say I had to do good*
He went outside for lunch so that he couldn't hear all the people talking about his blue hair. He went outside and tried to eat his school lunch, which he had, had to get because he didn't bring anything to eat.
He had the melted plastic Mac and cheese, and the usual chocolate milk.
That was something no school would ever consider ruining, Chocolate Milk. It was the only thing that kept poor Yusuke going, knowing that he was going to have chocolate milk, and the rest of the afternoon at school was spent dwelling happily on how wonderful that chocolate milk tasted. Mmmmmmm so yummy!
Yeah, Yusuke had a little chocolate milk obsession, so what!
Well on this particular day, Kuwabara came and tried to pick a fight with Yusuke, figuring that if people didn't see them fight they'd think something was wrong or something. It was the absolute worst thing to do. He tried to pick a fight with Yusuke, and Yusuke threw the toxic Mac and cheese at Kuwabara's face. Kuwabara ran off to the nurse's office screaming oh the pain! The pain!
Well after lunch Yusuke was walking down the hallway back to his classroom, when he was stopped by none other than the principal.
"Come on Yurameshi, to my office."
He sat Yusuke down in front of his desk and began his ritual daily Yusuke punishment blah blah.
"You know the rules, here are the ones you've broken today.
You: Were late Changed you hair color Left class Attacked another student with dangerous chemicals And you brought a bag of ladies undergarments to school.
I'm not sure that the last one is against any rules, but it was certainly unusual, did you decide you should shake things up from the usual rule breaking or what?"
"I am not having a good day."
"I see, would you like to know the punishments for these actions?"
"Do your worst"
"For being late: You are going to stay and help grade papers with Mr.Fujita this afternoon.
For changing your hair color: Detention for a week.
For leaving class: You are going to help serve lunch for the next month.
For Attacking another student with dangerous chemicals, you are going to help in the nurse's office at recess for the next month.
Is this clear to you?"
"Crystal"
"Very well then, get to class."
So Yusuke went off to class, and fell asleep.
For this the teacher gave him a pink slip.
And he still hadn't washed that stuff out of his hair.
Well, when his last class ended all he could think of was going home. Going home, and trying to get that stuff out of his hair.
Because He had tried to get it out, and had gotten some of the larger clumps out, but his hair was still cemented with pasty blue stuff.
He almost forgot his helping grading, and his detention.
Mr. Fujita caught him just as he was walking out the door.
"Going somewhere Yurameshi?"
"No" Yusuke said with a kind of sad realization.
"I've managed to work some thing out with the office so that you can just grade papers while you're in detention."
"Oh, I suppose that's not so terrible, thanks."
Yusuke really tried to grade the papers, but he fell asleep in a most unfortunate way.
His head happened to fall on the inkpad for the EXCELLENT stamp that was so rarely used.
So he was woken up an hour later with a big blue spot all over his face.
"You'd better get home blue boy, I expect you to stay awake a little longer tomorrow."
"Yup" Yusuke muttered sleepily as he shuffled out of the school.
He walked home, almost got hit by a car passing the street, some one leaned out of the window, and yelled, "FREAK" at him.
He then proceeded to trip over the same stupid garden hose that he'd tripped over that morning. If he hadn't had his crutches he never would have gotten home.
When he hopped up the steps he miscalculated and smacked right into the door.
It was a good thing his mom was awake and came to the door wondering who had knocked, when she saw Yusuke however, she screamed, and then passed out.
All good and well. He walked in around her, and then spent the good part of 20 minutes trying to close the door without falling over.
Finally, he went into the living room, collapsed on the couch, and almost immediately fell asleep.
While he was asleep however he had some very odd dreams.
A girl in a wheel chair was wheeling around after him swinging a garden hose, while a bunch of people with red mustaches, sat inside a house laughing saying, there goes another, tripping over the garden hose hahahahaha.
Then he was trapped in the school buildings and none of the doors would open, and the school was slowly filling up with toxic macaroni, and eventually it caught up to him and his feet were burned off him, so that he was floating around above a yellow sea of acidy noodles.
Then he was on a world where every one's head was a triangle instead of circle, and people kept asking him if his head was acute, or obtuse, and he kept saying it was a circle, then they held up a triangular mirror, and he saw his head WAS indeed a triangle.
All very strange dreams.
Then he woke up to the sound of. The TV blasting MTV music videos and saw his mom was trying to wake him up.
"Yusuke what on earth have you done to yourself? Halloween isn't for another week. Explain?"
"I had a bad day"
"I can see that, did you know not only do you have blue hair, you also have a very blue face? What are you doing with crutches?"
"I sprained both of my ankles, on the same stupid garden hose, and I used hair dye instead of hair gel today, and I got detention for a week, and I fell asleep grading papers with my head on the ink pad."
"Oh, well, you need to take a shower and rinse that stuff out of your hair."
"Mom? Why did we have BLUE hair dye?"
"Oh, well, I thought I needed a little change."
This was just too much for poor Yusuke, the dreams were much better! He promptly passed out.
Yes indeedy. I'm not sure where this is going; it's just supposed to be funny. Even the humor/tragedy is supposed to be funny. Anywooo if you don't find it funny that's ok. Lol I care not.
Indeed, the two people who reviewed were both very much right. Mr. Fujita is from Saito's fake name thingy. I dunno, we needed an evil teacher, he was perfect. Chocolate bunnies to both of you!
Well I hope you like it. FEEL FREE TO TELL ME IF YOU DID OR DIDN'T! Oh go away you mean little review demon, they don't have to review if they don't wanna.
Next chapter, if indeed there is one, will be the next time I am hyper. The chocolate is beginning to wear off, time to start on the more serious fanfics, like chocolate cards. Lol. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz!(-:
K, I don't own anything mentioned in this story. Not YuYuHakusho or anything else you may hear about, like movies or books or other stuff.
Okiday, Here goes.
"Class, if even one of you leaves their seat before I give out the home work, then you'll all have detention today." Mr. Fujita began in his menacing voice. "For tomorrow I want you to bring in a chart about-
Yusuke lost concentration that far into it, and didn't hear anything else until.
"-For extra credit you can write a report about-"
And then he was lost again; See Yusuke figured he wasn't going to do it anyway so why did he have to listen?
Mr. Fujita handed Yusuke a paper as he walked out of the classroom.
"This has all your homework on it, cuz I could tell you weren't paying attention, do TRY to do it at least."
And with that Yusuke went to lunch.
*Well* Yusuke thought as he threw the paper in the garbage *Koenma didn't say I had to do good*
He went outside for lunch so that he couldn't hear all the people talking about his blue hair. He went outside and tried to eat his school lunch, which he had, had to get because he didn't bring anything to eat.
He had the melted plastic Mac and cheese, and the usual chocolate milk.
That was something no school would ever consider ruining, Chocolate Milk. It was the only thing that kept poor Yusuke going, knowing that he was going to have chocolate milk, and the rest of the afternoon at school was spent dwelling happily on how wonderful that chocolate milk tasted. Mmmmmmm so yummy!
Yeah, Yusuke had a little chocolate milk obsession, so what!
Well on this particular day, Kuwabara came and tried to pick a fight with Yusuke, figuring that if people didn't see them fight they'd think something was wrong or something. It was the absolute worst thing to do. He tried to pick a fight with Yusuke, and Yusuke threw the toxic Mac and cheese at Kuwabara's face. Kuwabara ran off to the nurse's office screaming oh the pain! The pain!
Well after lunch Yusuke was walking down the hallway back to his classroom, when he was stopped by none other than the principal.
"Come on Yurameshi, to my office."
He sat Yusuke down in front of his desk and began his ritual daily Yusuke punishment blah blah.
"You know the rules, here are the ones you've broken today.
You: Were late Changed you hair color Left class Attacked another student with dangerous chemicals And you brought a bag of ladies undergarments to school.
I'm not sure that the last one is against any rules, but it was certainly unusual, did you decide you should shake things up from the usual rule breaking or what?"
"I am not having a good day."
"I see, would you like to know the punishments for these actions?"
"Do your worst"
"For being late: You are going to stay and help grade papers with Mr.Fujita this afternoon.
For changing your hair color: Detention for a week.
For leaving class: You are going to help serve lunch for the next month.
For Attacking another student with dangerous chemicals, you are going to help in the nurse's office at recess for the next month.
Is this clear to you?"
"Crystal"
"Very well then, get to class."
So Yusuke went off to class, and fell asleep.
For this the teacher gave him a pink slip.
And he still hadn't washed that stuff out of his hair.
Well, when his last class ended all he could think of was going home. Going home, and trying to get that stuff out of his hair.
Because He had tried to get it out, and had gotten some of the larger clumps out, but his hair was still cemented with pasty blue stuff.
He almost forgot his helping grading, and his detention.
Mr. Fujita caught him just as he was walking out the door.
"Going somewhere Yurameshi?"
"No" Yusuke said with a kind of sad realization.
"I've managed to work some thing out with the office so that you can just grade papers while you're in detention."
"Oh, I suppose that's not so terrible, thanks."
Yusuke really tried to grade the papers, but he fell asleep in a most unfortunate way.
His head happened to fall on the inkpad for the EXCELLENT stamp that was so rarely used.
So he was woken up an hour later with a big blue spot all over his face.
"You'd better get home blue boy, I expect you to stay awake a little longer tomorrow."
"Yup" Yusuke muttered sleepily as he shuffled out of the school.
He walked home, almost got hit by a car passing the street, some one leaned out of the window, and yelled, "FREAK" at him.
He then proceeded to trip over the same stupid garden hose that he'd tripped over that morning. If he hadn't had his crutches he never would have gotten home.
When he hopped up the steps he miscalculated and smacked right into the door.
It was a good thing his mom was awake and came to the door wondering who had knocked, when she saw Yusuke however, she screamed, and then passed out.
All good and well. He walked in around her, and then spent the good part of 20 minutes trying to close the door without falling over.
Finally, he went into the living room, collapsed on the couch, and almost immediately fell asleep.
While he was asleep however he had some very odd dreams.
A girl in a wheel chair was wheeling around after him swinging a garden hose, while a bunch of people with red mustaches, sat inside a house laughing saying, there goes another, tripping over the garden hose hahahahaha.
Then he was trapped in the school buildings and none of the doors would open, and the school was slowly filling up with toxic macaroni, and eventually it caught up to him and his feet were burned off him, so that he was floating around above a yellow sea of acidy noodles.
Then he was on a world where every one's head was a triangle instead of circle, and people kept asking him if his head was acute, or obtuse, and he kept saying it was a circle, then they held up a triangular mirror, and he saw his head WAS indeed a triangle.
All very strange dreams.
Then he woke up to the sound of. The TV blasting MTV music videos and saw his mom was trying to wake him up.
"Yusuke what on earth have you done to yourself? Halloween isn't for another week. Explain?"
"I had a bad day"
"I can see that, did you know not only do you have blue hair, you also have a very blue face? What are you doing with crutches?"
"I sprained both of my ankles, on the same stupid garden hose, and I used hair dye instead of hair gel today, and I got detention for a week, and I fell asleep grading papers with my head on the ink pad."
"Oh, well, you need to take a shower and rinse that stuff out of your hair."
"Mom? Why did we have BLUE hair dye?"
"Oh, well, I thought I needed a little change."
This was just too much for poor Yusuke, the dreams were much better! He promptly passed out.
Yes indeedy. I'm not sure where this is going; it's just supposed to be funny. Even the humor/tragedy is supposed to be funny. Anywooo if you don't find it funny that's ok. Lol I care not.
Indeed, the two people who reviewed were both very much right. Mr. Fujita is from Saito's fake name thingy. I dunno, we needed an evil teacher, he was perfect. Chocolate bunnies to both of you!
Well I hope you like it. FEEL FREE TO TELL ME IF YOU DID OR DIDN'T! Oh go away you mean little review demon, they don't have to review if they don't wanna.
Next chapter, if indeed there is one, will be the next time I am hyper. The chocolate is beginning to wear off, time to start on the more serious fanfics, like chocolate cards. Lol. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz!(-: