OK, I'm going to try to get more comedy into this chapter; but,
adventure/action first, humour later. Anyhoo... read on!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Zelda characters, races or lands, but Katt and Senkrad are my creations.
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The Legend of Zelda: Dark World
*~* Chapter 6 - Senkrad's Ranch *~*
Link and Katt had been walking for quite some time, when they finally came across something...a sign, "Senkrad's one and only ranch! See the greatest bred Pegasus of the land!" Link read aloud, "Pegasus?" he repeated.
"Those legendary winged horses, I think," Katt stated as she caught up with Link.
"Not so legendary here, apparently," said Link, "Come on. The ranch is getting close. I can see a fence in the distance."
"What good does a fence do when the horses can fly?" Katt pondered out loud.
"How should I know," Link muttered. He wished he was alone, he didn't like having company on his journeys.
"So, Link..." Katt began, "Why is it that you grow older? I mean...aren't Kokiri supposed to stay young forever?"
"Yup! But I'm not a Kokiri. I'm a Hylian, who was raised as a Kokiri," Link replied.
Katt raised an eyebrow, "Right..." she knew better than to ask any more questions, Link seemed in a bad mood.
They remained silent until they arrived at the ranch. Katt stepped into the fenced in zone first, "Hello? Anybody here?"
No answer.
"Seems deserted," Link said, "Greatest bred Pegasus my ass! I don't even see one!" he kicked a rock, which ended up hitting Katt.
"Ouch!" she exclaimed, "Well kicking some damn rock isn't going to help!"
"And neither is fighting!" Link challenged.
"Well then, maybe you better cool down!"
"ME!? It was an accident to hit you!"
"So!? You didn't have to kick the rock anyway!"
"Well, I did, and YOU started something!"
"No I didn't! You did!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You!!"
"Calm down there, fellas!" said a voice coming from above. Link and Katt looked up, and saw a beautiful, silver Pegasus fly down and land before them.
"Did you talk to us in a hick accent?" Katt asked.
"Don't be silly!" said the voice again, from above. A golden Pegasus flew down and landed next to the silver one. There was a man on this one, "I'm the one who talked to ya! Howdy! The name's Talon!"
"What the seal in French ((Find a translator, look it up. ^.--))!? TALON!?" Link exclaimed, "As in the owner of Lon Lon Ranch of HYRULE!?"
"Yup, yup! Well, not anymore. Malon's in charge of that there ranch now! So I came here to breed me some special horses!"
"How can that be?" Katt asked, "I thought we were the first Hylians to enter Senkrad..."
"Well, ya ain't as special as ya though! Ho ho!"
"Of course," Link said, raising an eyebrow, "So, can we borrow these Pegasus for our journey? Rio the Kokiri told us we'd need something from this ranch, and it sure isn't you!"
"Hyuck! Hyuck! That there's true, boy! But you ain't gettin' one of my special horses!" Talon replied.
"What!?" Link exclaimed, "After all of the help I've given you in the past!"
"I don't recall you ever helping me, boy..."
"Oh...yeah...that was in the future..."
Katt sighed, "I don't know what you're talking about, Link, but I do know one thing; This can't be the greatest ranch, if we can't even borrow the 'supposed' greatest Pegasus of Senkrad!"
"Why, we're the greatest 'cause we're the only..." Talon began, but changed his mind catching Katt's glare, "You're right, girly! Y'all can borrow these here beauties; Silvery and Goldy!" he said, giving the golden Pegasus a pat on the back.
Katt smirked, "Silvery and Goldy?" Link covered her mouth again.
"Don't laugh..." Link murmured, "I know it's hard, but don't," he took his hand off of her mouth, "Thank you, Talon! We'll return them to you as soon as we can!" he mounted the golden Pegasus...er...Goldy. And Katt mounted Silvery.
The Pegasus galloped off towards Deku Plain.
"Wait!!" Talon called, "You don't know how to ride them Pegasus!!" Link and Katt couldn't hear him.
*~* End of Chapter 6 *~*
So, what did you think? Weird, I know, but the serious stuff happens next chapter, where they meet the first dungeon! Review now and let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Zelda characters, races or lands, but Katt and Senkrad are my creations.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The Legend of Zelda: Dark World
*~* Chapter 6 - Senkrad's Ranch *~*
Link and Katt had been walking for quite some time, when they finally came across something...a sign, "Senkrad's one and only ranch! See the greatest bred Pegasus of the land!" Link read aloud, "Pegasus?" he repeated.
"Those legendary winged horses, I think," Katt stated as she caught up with Link.
"Not so legendary here, apparently," said Link, "Come on. The ranch is getting close. I can see a fence in the distance."
"What good does a fence do when the horses can fly?" Katt pondered out loud.
"How should I know," Link muttered. He wished he was alone, he didn't like having company on his journeys.
"So, Link..." Katt began, "Why is it that you grow older? I mean...aren't Kokiri supposed to stay young forever?"
"Yup! But I'm not a Kokiri. I'm a Hylian, who was raised as a Kokiri," Link replied.
Katt raised an eyebrow, "Right..." she knew better than to ask any more questions, Link seemed in a bad mood.
They remained silent until they arrived at the ranch. Katt stepped into the fenced in zone first, "Hello? Anybody here?"
No answer.
"Seems deserted," Link said, "Greatest bred Pegasus my ass! I don't even see one!" he kicked a rock, which ended up hitting Katt.
"Ouch!" she exclaimed, "Well kicking some damn rock isn't going to help!"
"And neither is fighting!" Link challenged.
"Well then, maybe you better cool down!"
"ME!? It was an accident to hit you!"
"So!? You didn't have to kick the rock anyway!"
"Well, I did, and YOU started something!"
"No I didn't! You did!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You!!"
"Calm down there, fellas!" said a voice coming from above. Link and Katt looked up, and saw a beautiful, silver Pegasus fly down and land before them.
"Did you talk to us in a hick accent?" Katt asked.
"Don't be silly!" said the voice again, from above. A golden Pegasus flew down and landed next to the silver one. There was a man on this one, "I'm the one who talked to ya! Howdy! The name's Talon!"
"What the seal in French ((Find a translator, look it up. ^.--))!? TALON!?" Link exclaimed, "As in the owner of Lon Lon Ranch of HYRULE!?"
"Yup, yup! Well, not anymore. Malon's in charge of that there ranch now! So I came here to breed me some special horses!"
"How can that be?" Katt asked, "I thought we were the first Hylians to enter Senkrad..."
"Well, ya ain't as special as ya though! Ho ho!"
"Of course," Link said, raising an eyebrow, "So, can we borrow these Pegasus for our journey? Rio the Kokiri told us we'd need something from this ranch, and it sure isn't you!"
"Hyuck! Hyuck! That there's true, boy! But you ain't gettin' one of my special horses!" Talon replied.
"What!?" Link exclaimed, "After all of the help I've given you in the past!"
"I don't recall you ever helping me, boy..."
"Oh...yeah...that was in the future..."
Katt sighed, "I don't know what you're talking about, Link, but I do know one thing; This can't be the greatest ranch, if we can't even borrow the 'supposed' greatest Pegasus of Senkrad!"
"Why, we're the greatest 'cause we're the only..." Talon began, but changed his mind catching Katt's glare, "You're right, girly! Y'all can borrow these here beauties; Silvery and Goldy!" he said, giving the golden Pegasus a pat on the back.
Katt smirked, "Silvery and Goldy?" Link covered her mouth again.
"Don't laugh..." Link murmured, "I know it's hard, but don't," he took his hand off of her mouth, "Thank you, Talon! We'll return them to you as soon as we can!" he mounted the golden Pegasus...er...Goldy. And Katt mounted Silvery.
The Pegasus galloped off towards Deku Plain.
"Wait!!" Talon called, "You don't know how to ride them Pegasus!!" Link and Katt couldn't hear him.
*~* End of Chapter 6 *~*
So, what did you think? Weird, I know, but the serious stuff happens next chapter, where they meet the first dungeon! Review now and let me know what you think!