The cast of YYH and Inu yasha are right here. with me. he he he.

Inu Yasha walks in along with many others

Inu Yasha: But we won't like it!!! Me: Oh come on dudes and. Girls. you know you like it!!! Kuwabara: he he he. I think I like you.

I edge away from Kuwabara

Me: riiiiiiight. anyway back to business, if I really had any then I would have a life as well. but that's just the way it is! Me sitting around and sometimes when I'm really bored! I read 1,000 page books in one day! Yeah well. I don't like it. Yusuke: there are books that big in the world! Me: Waaaaaaaaah your making me feel bad! Like a geek! I don't even get good grades! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Keiko: Yusuke you big jerk! *smack*

Keiko hits Yusuke really hard in the back of the head. Kagome: Nice one! Me: Thank you Keiko that made me feel better. He deserved it! Kurama: Why did he deserve that?

I turn to see Kurama standing there. I hit the floor in a deadpan faint.

Me: hello Kurama. Hiei: oh brother. Me: now you just shut up Hiei! Evil little midget bug. Hiei: What did you just call me! Me: Nothing nothing... mother.

Everyone but Hiei is laughing.

Hiei: shut up! All of you! Me: he he. you get what you deserve!

I rub my hands together and deeply disturb everyone else with my maniacal- ness. Me: you know for the record I actually do like Hiei a lot I just find it incredible entertaining to tease him. he he he. you know in reality I would be around the same size of Hiei except with big boobs. now that just gave a wrong image in my head. no I am not one of those perverts that makes all sorts of erotic fantasies- Everybody but myself: thank god. Me: You know I don't have a life when I do this right? Inu Yasha: Damn straight! Me: Oh shut up you! I can say that I don't have a life but nobody else can! Inu Yasha: but- Me: no buts! Anyway back to criticizing Hiei. Hiei: why are you criticizing me when he is here!

Hiei is pointing to Kuwabara who is oblivious.

Me: because it ticks you off so much. *Smiles evilly* Kuwabara: what is this evil energy coming from her! Aaaah she's pure evil! Me: he he he. Muahahahaha!!!

Naraku is off whimpering in the corner.

Kagome: no wonder she won't lay off. Yusuke: I pity Hiei. Sango: she has the Shikon jewel! Shippou: how did she get that from Naraku! Inu Yasha: I must destroy her!

I wave my hands at the impending doom from all ends.

Me: Whoa whoa hold up fellas! I'm just having a little fun tormenting someone here not killing some one!

Inu Yasha ignores and charges at me.

Inu Yasha: Daaaahhhh Kagome: SIT!!!

Inu Yasha thumps to the ground.

Kurama: what was that? Sango: oh Kagome has the power to make Inu Yasha force to the ground every time she says sit! Yusuke: weird. Me: anyway back to what I was going to do. you know who we should get in here? Yukina. That would make things a little bit more interesting! Hiei: What?! No! Miroku: who's Yukina? Is she a pretty girl! Kuwabara: keep off she's mine! Hiei: what are you talking about she's nobody's! Me: Well that warmed up the room a little bit. Now to actually get her in here!

I walk out of the door and walk back ten seconds later with Yukina holding her hand and dragging her in.

Yukina: oh my. What am I doing here? Kuwabara: Hi Yukina my love! Yukina: Hello Kazuma

Miroku runs up to Yukina, kneels down in front of her, and grabs her hand.

Kurama: What is he doing? Sango: You don't want to know. Me: oh this is going to be good:D Miroku: Beautiful woman, will you bear my child? Yukina: Oh?! I'm sorry but-

At this point steam is pouring out from underneath Hiei as he burns up a mysteriously convenient puddle under his feet.

Hiei: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! DIE!!! Me: HAHAHAHA this is rich. you can't buy entertainment like this! LOL. ROTG. Miroku: Uh oh. Yusuke: Whoa Hiei.

Fake A/N: Well that's going to be the end of Miroku and unfortunately we are out of time! Kurama: too bad. Me: NOOOO don't go Kurama! Inu yasha: don't you want me to stay? Me: No. I could care less if you left.

Inu yasha walks away all hurt like.

Me: well time to go but Kurama stays.
Kurama: until when?
Me: WHENEVER THE HELL I FEEL LIKE SETTING YOU FREE SLAVE!
Kagome: she scares me.
Me: for good reason too!
Kurama: consider yourself lucky. She wants me to be her slave!
Sango: how tragic. I'm over it. Let's go, before she decides she need some more slaves.

REAL A/N: well if I get enough reviews I'll update it but otherwise I'm just gonna leave this random stuff to rot. yeah. Whatever just review.