Disclaimer: Dragonball Z does not belong to me, it was created by him :points to Akira Toriyama: And Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon does not belong to me either, it belongs to Naoko Takeuchi. These two anime might also belong to companies and other people I have neglected to mention, just because.

Mamoru's Big Ol' Adventure

One afternoon in the streets of Juuban, Mamoru Chiba was walking through the streets brooding, paying no mind to the cars that nearly ran him over. "Man, I like; so need some more power! I mean Sailor Moon has those giant hearts and all that, and Mercury can throw water at people, Mars can shoot fire and light peoples cigarettes for them, Venus is a flash light, and Jupiter is like a walking battery, dude everyone has cooler powers than I do!" he said as he sulked.

"Hey you, guy with the ugly green jacket!" someone in a nearby alley yelled, catching Mamoru's attention.

"Hmm, I'm the only person with a green jacket this ugly as far as I know," Mamoru said while looking around, and then walked into the alley.

"I heard you say you needed some new powers, maybe I can help you out man," The person said.

"Dude I could so use some cool new special abilities! Like, hook me up man!" Mamoru yelled.

"What do you have now?"

"Um, some roses; I throw them at monsters to make them go away," Mamoru said slowly.

"I guess you really do need something better then. My name is Vegeta, if you want help then step into this trash can!" Vegeta said while pointing to the can filled with trash next to him.

"O...k. Whatever works!" Mamoru yelled as he hopped into the filthy, stinking trash can that stood next to the short Saiyan, he even took a moment to place the lid back on, once he got in, neatly. After a moment of laughing at gullible human, Vegeta snapped his finger and a portal opened up in the wall he was facing. He then picked up the trash can and tossed it through, following along behind it. (1)

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Mamoru rolled out of the trash can, covered in various discarded things and hit the floor. "Whoa, where am I?" He asked after getting up and looking around.

"Why, you're at Kami's Lookout!" Vegeta yelled, "Kakarotto, come! I've brought something back with me!" he yelled before a man in an orange gi appeared next to him.

"Vegeta, did you bring the chips!" Goku asked excitedly.

"Better! I brought back a human to train for no apparent reason!" Vegeta yelled.

"Ugh, that doesn't make sense at all Vegeta. For one you don't like humans, another probelm is why would you want to train a human? You saw how Krillen turned out, and he's just about the strongest human we know. And how could you forget my chips!" Goku yelled as if he was witnessing Krillen's death again, the first time.

"Forget about the chips man! They're gone, we'll always remember their salty taste though, almost as if I actually brought some," Vegeta said while bowing his head in remembrance of the non-existent chips.

"Uh, hello? I'm still here you two," Mamoru said as he waved a hand after having took as much trash off of himself as he could..

"Can you fly boy?" Vegeta asked.

"Not that I know of," Mamoru said.

"Hmm, okay, can't fly," Vegeta said to himself while taking notes.

"It's time to start your training human," Vegeta said as he grabbed the rose throwing college student.

"Finally! So where are we going?" Mamoru asked.

"To parts unknown, or my gravity room. We'll try to get your power level up as much as we can right now without you dying," the Saiyan Prince said while Mamoru stared on, wondering where the short man had gotten a gravity room from, and if he could get some food before they started training.

"While you two are training I think I'll just go flying around randomly," Goku said as both Saiyans prepared to blast off to their undetermined destinations.

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"Mr. Popo, who said Goku could just bring Vegeta and someone from another dimension I never even heard of onto the Lookout like that!" Dende, whom had remained unnoticed in the background the entire time, said as he shook his fist angrily at Goku's retreating form.

"Well Dende if you had a problem with it, then why didn't you just tell him?" Mr. Popo asked.

Dende just glared.

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Another dimension, two weeks after Mamoru began his training...

"Girls! Mamoru's been avoiding me for TWO WHOLE WEEKS! He never showed up for our imaginary date either! Imaginary because I made it up for dramatic purposes!" Usagi yelled in panic while waving her arms in the air, as she walked into the Hikawa Shrine that afternoon.

"Usagi, what are you doing here? It can't be for a meeting since you wouldn't be this early..." Rei said, in deep thought.

"What's that supposed to mean! Huh? Wait, where are the girls at Rei? You didn't kill them and toss their beaten and dead bodies in the Sacred fire to get rid of the evidence of your evil deed did you!" Usagi screamed in horror.

"Idiot," Rei muttered quietly while facing away from the meatball headed one. "They don't live here, and there's not a meeting so why would they be here unless they just wanted to hang out? Also, I'd never killed them dummy!" Rei said in annoyance as she turned back around.

"Well that's it! They came to hang out and you killed them! I bet you got Ami first didn't you! Waaah! My friend killed my other friends because of some cookies!" Usagi yelled while bawling.

"Why are you trying to blame something on me that never even happened! Why would I kill them anyway? They're my friends too! And what do cookies have to do with anything!" Rei yelled in bafflement.

"I don't know! You shouldn't have brought it up!" Usagi yelled. "What are you gonna do with that broom Rei? Put that down!" Usagi screamed as she prepared to bolt back out of the shrine.

"Grr..." Rei slowly, though reluctantly, put the broom back on the floor and took a deep breath to calm herself down. It wouldn't do to kill the future queen of Earth.

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The Hyperbolic Time Chamber...

"So uh, you want me to go out there...into that seemingly endless expanse of nothingness, expect me to find my way back, without food or water, and become far stronger than I've ever been in my second life?" Mamoru asked Vegeta skeptically. They had finished up their training in the gravity room for the time being, Vegeta had just wanted to get him strong enough to survive in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. They had been training in the gravity room for two weeks before they came here, Vegeta having taught him how to use ki, and also telling him what it was of course.

"Well that or die. Either one, but we can just skip to you dying if you'd prefer..." the Saiyan Prince said as he lifted up a glowing finger.

"Hmm... I'm going with...living yes definitely living. I mean I did ask for your help after all. And I don't want to have gone through all that training just to die. And it would be rude to just bite the big one after all your kind words and generosity," Mamoru said the last bit in sarcasm.

"You're darn right boy!" Vegeta yelled in agreement.

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To Be Continued...?

(1) In case you were wondering, Vegeta made a wish to the Eternal Dragon for a two way trip to another dimension

End Notes: Hacky doodle. Let those words be known by all, and taken to heart. Oh yes, does anyone out there whom has read this story think it's funny? I could squeeze out another chapter or so if you do or don't. And reviews would be welcomed very much. Constructive criticism is also welcomed. Go now, be free my children.

Why aren't you free yet? Go, go now, I command it. Go away, dude you're freaking me out.