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The Advantages and Disadvantages of being Kurt Wagner

Disadvantage - You always fail math class. The highest you can count on your fingers is 6.

Advantage - You always win dodgeball.

Disadvantage - You cant wipe yourself or unzip your fly. Its very difficult.

Advantage - Basketball is your best sport. You're a one man team.

Disadvantage - Your tail gets in the way on the toilet. It's annoying when you accidentally flush it.

Advantage - Its impossible for people to find you in hide-in-seek. BAMF Away!

Disadvantage- Unattractiveness. But your funny, it's all good.

Advantage - You don't need a costume for Halloween.