Okay, people. Here is the third chapter of this YURI. No sex in this one, but expect some in the next one. As a matter of fact, all of the sex is in the even numbered chapters, until the upcoming EXTREMELY LONG eleventh and final chapter. Remember, no girls, no boys under seventeen, and no boys seventeen or older with weak guts. You and I will be happy if you heed this warning. Also, you monkey ball suckin' flamers will get dealt with. Onward with chap three.

Time was 8:15 A.M. Rouge and Nazz were in the car, freestyle rapping to the tunes of Billy Lee. And boy, could they rap good. The mall was about a twenty minute drive from Nazz's house. Rouge was on the freeway to save a little time, as the speed limit on there was eighty five. The sexy bat and the blonde bombshell felt the wind blowing on them, as Rouge was doing the speed limit.

"Whooo! Yeah!" an excited Nazz yelled.

"This is great!" an excited Rouge yelled.

Rouge and Nazz felt the wind blow on them very hard, and it really cooled them down in the ninety seven degree weather. But it would only be a little while before the girl/girl couple could enjoy the wind blowing on them, because Rouge had to slow down and make an exit, which was the exit that led to the mall. Rouge slowed down and took the exit at a slow speed, which was about twenty five. After she took the exit, Rouge drove a few more miles, and then there it was. It was the mall of Station Square, known as "The Mall of America at Station Square." It had just about everything the real Mall of America had, including a secret entrance to Twinkle Park. Rouge drove into the parking lot, which was always crowded as hell. The parking lot was big enough to hold over ten thousand cars, and there was another parking lot under the mall, which could hold another thirty thousand. Rouge drove very slow in the parking lot, obeying the right of way rules and doing the ten miles per hour speed limit.

"Shit, this place is crowded." Nazz said, getting restless.

"It's like this every fuckin' day." Rouge added, "But the best time to come is early, just like we are."

Rouge drove around the parking lot to find the closest parking space possible. She did get lucky, because there was a car that had a very close parking space, and it was backing out of it. Rouge waited for that car to leave that space. When it did, Rouge occupied it immediately. Rouge turned off the car radio, then the air conditioner, then the car itself. Rouge and Nazz then took a deep breath, then they looked at each other.

"Shall we do this, babe?" Nazz asked.

"Let's do this shit, sweetheart." Rouge replied.

Both females jumped out of the convertible, and then walked toward the entrance of the mall. The entrance had automatic doors, so Rouge and Nazz could keep walking. When they got inside, they looked at all the stores and shops the mall had. The mall was decorated beautifully, and it was about four stories high. Filled with escalators and elevators, the mall had everything a shopper could ask for. There were a variety of the shops and stores, ranging from electronic stores like Radioshack, Babbages, and Best Buy, to food stores like Food King, Wal-Mart, and Piggly Wiggly, to restaurants like Burger King, McDonald's, and Wendy's. And right in the middle of the mall, there was a secret entrance to Twinkle Park, which guests can use to get into the park early, but for a higher fee. Rouge and Nazz glanced around at the huge mall, and tried to think of where to start.

"So, uh, how much you got to spend?" Rouge asked.

Nazz pulled out her pocketbook, and counted her money.

"A grand," Nazz replied, "So where shall we start? This mall is as big as a mother fucker."

Rouge continued to look around the whole mall to find out where she and Nazz could start. She then pointed at a music store, named Warehouse Music.

"Let's say we get a few CDs at that place." Rouge replied.

"Sure." Nazz confirmed.

Warehouse Music was on the second floor, so Rouge and Nazz would have to use the elevator to get there. Nazz pressed the button that makes the elevator go up. Rouge and Nazz would have to wait a few seconds before the elevator would open up on their floor. When the elevator did open, they saw a familiar face. Actually two familiar faces. One of them was the echidna whose knuckles were abnormally big and sharp. The other one was the hedgehog with tons of sex appeal and plenty of sweet passion. The faces were the faces of Knux the Echidna and Amy Rose, two of the Master Planners, a happily married couple, and residents of Station Square.

"Knux? Amy?" Rouge said, shocked.

"Rouge and Nazz," Knux said as Rouge and Nazz entered the elevator, "Always nice to see you two."

"So what have yall been up to?" Amy asked as the elevator was going up.

"Nothin' much," Nazz replied, "What're yall two doin' here?"

"Shoppin' like everybody else," Knux replied, "The rest of the Master Planners are here as well."

"Where are they?" Rouge asked as the elevator reached the second floor.

"Shit, they're scattered all around this big ass mall." Amy replied as the four got out of the elevator.

"Well, nice seein' ya!" Nazz said.

"Nice seein' yall too." Knux said as he and Amy walked in the opposite direction of Rouge and Nazz.

Then Nazz looked around, searching for Warehouse Music.

"So where is that damn place?" Nazz asked.

"There it is right there." Rouge responded, pointing at Warehouse Music.

Then the blonde bombshell and the sexy bat went to the music store, which had a very wide variety of CDs, tapes, records, DVDs, and video games. Rouge and Nazz went inside this huge mega music store, and they went straight to the rap CD section. The rap section had almost every CD from almost every rapper past and present ranging from yesterday's artists like MC Hammer, Grandmaster Flash, Vanilla Ice, and De La Soul, to today's artists like Jay-Z, Ludacris, Too Short, Eminem, and everybody in between all those artists. Rouge and Nazz browsed through the collection that the store had, and the store had "Rock the Boat" by Aaliyah playing. Rouge saw a double CD album, which just happened to be the Master Planners compilation "You're Dead Meat", which included the top hits "Fuck Speed Limits", "I Ain't Jokin'", and "Killin' Is An Everyday Thang To Me". The double album had forty songs in all, twenty on each CD.

"Nazz!" Rouge called, "Here's the Master Planners new compilation!"

"Whoa!" Nazz said, excited, "I'm buyin' that mother fucker. And I'm also buying this here."

Nazz had another CD in her hand, which was Trina's "Da Baddest Bitch" album.

"I love number five on this CD." Nazz added.

"Yep, me too." Rouge agreed.

Then Rouge and Nazz started singing the chorus of the song.

"Niggas ain't shit but hoes and tricks! Lick the pearl tongue....." Rouge and Nazz sang before they were interrupted by one of the employees at the store.

"Hello, ladies." The employee said, with a keen smile at the girls, "Anything I can help you with?"

"Uh, we were just gonna purchase these two CDs." Rouge replied.

"Do yo thang, girls." The smiling employee said.

The employee let Rouge and Nazz through to buy the CDs. When Rouge and Nazz went to the clerk to do just that, the employee stared at them, more particularly their behinds.

"Damn, them girls are fine as fuck!" The employee said to himself, smiling.

Rouge put both the CDs on the counter, and the clerk asked for identification, since the CDs had a Parental Advisory label on them. Rouge was twenty one, so she could buy the CDs. Nazz was only twelve, and the policy of the store only allowed sales of Parental Advisory CDs to people seventeen or older. Rouge gave the clerk her driver's license, and the clerk looked at it. The clerk saw that Rouge was old enough. When the clerk turned her back, Nazz gave Rouge $30, so that the clerk would think the money came out of Rouge's pocket. The clerk scanned out the CDs, and the total came out to be $23 even. Rouge handed the clerk the $30 Nazz gave her, and Rouge was given $7 back in change, so that she wouldn't complain. Nazz grabbed the CDs, and she and Rouge walked out of the store.

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER FOUR

Alright, peoples. Chapter four is coming next. And it will contain sex. Be prepared. Review away, reviewers. Go away, flamers