Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in this fic, and if you don't have
you're own straightjacket yet, you shouldn't read it. I was bored when I
wrote it down, and it's very... random.
bGiggling Girls and Dumb Purebloods/b
Once upon a time, there was a cute little kid. Well... she wasn't that cute, she was quite ugly actually. Her name was Blaise Zabini.
No-one really knew her, and people who didn't really knew her, tought she was a boy. She really looked like a boy, tough they called her Bella in The Netherlands. But they're crazy in the Netherlands, especially because Bella means pretty, and she wasn't.
She was a Slytherin at Hogwarts, in the same year as Draco Malfoy. It took Draco Malfoy's friends AKA bodyguards, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle three years to find out that she wasn't sleeping in the boy's dormitory because she was a girl. Then again, they weren't the brightest students Hogwarts ever had.
Like probably every girl in their 6th year, she had a crush on Malfoy. Well... maybe not Hermione Granger, because she had a crush on Ronald Weasley but they were still in denial. And there were a few girls who had a crush on Harry Potter, now the Wizarding World believed him again.
But Blaise was a pureblood, a pureblood Slytherin, and because she was a pureblood Slytherin, she couldn't have a crush on a mudblood, even if he was the most famous student Hogwarts ever had. So she had a crush on Draco Malfoy, Pureblood Malfoy. He wasn't famous, he had been famous, but his dad had been captured as a Death Eater and now he was infamous.
Because she was a girl, and not a boy, she slept in the Girls dormitory. She shared it with Pansy Parkinson, Millicent Bulstrode and a few other giggling friends of Pansy Parkinson, whose names we don't know. Blaise didn't really like Pansy, because she could be very annoying and dumb sometimes, but she was another pureblood so she decided it would be useful to have her as a friend. Not that Pansy really saw her as a friend, she and her giggling herd said that Blaise should sleep in the Boy's dorm, as a real boy.
So most of the time, Blaise was left with Millicent Bulstrode. Millicent was also a pureblood, tough her magical powers were very limited. She wasn't a bright student either, but at least she was smarter than Pansy. Except that she could be very... violent. When a spell didn't work, her target had a hard time trying to stay in one piece and with duels she didn't even bother to try a spell sometimes, just used her fists.
Back to Blaise... did I already told you she was a pureblood?
Ofcourse I did... I bored you all to death with my talking about purebloods. Why are you still reading actually? This must be the most stupid fic you've ever read! I'm not even writing down a real story, just telling things about the students. And now I'm not even writing about the Wizarding World, am I sure this is a fanfic? Are YOU sure this is a fanfic? Something tells me I should stop writing... before I write down more useless nonsense...
bGiggling Girls and Dumb Purebloods/b
Once upon a time, there was a cute little kid. Well... she wasn't that cute, she was quite ugly actually. Her name was Blaise Zabini.
No-one really knew her, and people who didn't really knew her, tought she was a boy. She really looked like a boy, tough they called her Bella in The Netherlands. But they're crazy in the Netherlands, especially because Bella means pretty, and she wasn't.
She was a Slytherin at Hogwarts, in the same year as Draco Malfoy. It took Draco Malfoy's friends AKA bodyguards, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle three years to find out that she wasn't sleeping in the boy's dormitory because she was a girl. Then again, they weren't the brightest students Hogwarts ever had.
Like probably every girl in their 6th year, she had a crush on Malfoy. Well... maybe not Hermione Granger, because she had a crush on Ronald Weasley but they were still in denial. And there were a few girls who had a crush on Harry Potter, now the Wizarding World believed him again.
But Blaise was a pureblood, a pureblood Slytherin, and because she was a pureblood Slytherin, she couldn't have a crush on a mudblood, even if he was the most famous student Hogwarts ever had. So she had a crush on Draco Malfoy, Pureblood Malfoy. He wasn't famous, he had been famous, but his dad had been captured as a Death Eater and now he was infamous.
Because she was a girl, and not a boy, she slept in the Girls dormitory. She shared it with Pansy Parkinson, Millicent Bulstrode and a few other giggling friends of Pansy Parkinson, whose names we don't know. Blaise didn't really like Pansy, because she could be very annoying and dumb sometimes, but she was another pureblood so she decided it would be useful to have her as a friend. Not that Pansy really saw her as a friend, she and her giggling herd said that Blaise should sleep in the Boy's dorm, as a real boy.
So most of the time, Blaise was left with Millicent Bulstrode. Millicent was also a pureblood, tough her magical powers were very limited. She wasn't a bright student either, but at least she was smarter than Pansy. Except that she could be very... violent. When a spell didn't work, her target had a hard time trying to stay in one piece and with duels she didn't even bother to try a spell sometimes, just used her fists.
Back to Blaise... did I already told you she was a pureblood?
Ofcourse I did... I bored you all to death with my talking about purebloods. Why are you still reading actually? This must be the most stupid fic you've ever read! I'm not even writing down a real story, just telling things about the students. And now I'm not even writing about the Wizarding World, am I sure this is a fanfic? Are YOU sure this is a fanfic? Something tells me I should stop writing... before I write down more useless nonsense...